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Apparently my brain is not done talking about this movie and still had a lot more to say.

I was going to put this in Discord as a response but I deemed it more fitting for its own Tumblr post because it is a lot about why people are mad at Multiverse of Madness. Writing down all the evidence for me about people's justifications for despising this made me see the other side and agree that even though I said that yes, Wanda and Stephen were two sides to the same coin with their trauma, I think people wanted a happier ending.

Wanda was never treated kindly in the MCU, it was one tragedy after another for her. Losing Pietro in Age of Ultron, losing Vision, losing her kids, real or not. And for her to go out like that was truly heartbreaking. She was right about people perceiving her as the villain when she never was. It was kind of ironic when they revealed the truth about what Stephen did in Earth-838 and how the Illuminati covered up his choice and painted him to be a hero. And I'm not saying I praise the movie for letting Stephen get away with using the Darkhold. In all honesty the third movie should have all of his unspoken actions of questionable morality (basically every major choice he has made in every movie he has a major role in) go accounted for, especially if he does get to stand in front of the Vishanti when (and if) they decide to make him Sorcerer Supreme. Truth be told, this movie really should have been a Scarlet Witch solo film where she actually won and overcame her trauma either with Stephen's support or on her own. Because the other main complaint I saw that not only did Wanda get shafted, but Stephen did too because of Michael Waldron who was probably the root cause for why Loki Season 1 ended in disaster (did not watch Loki, but I saw what happened and that alone ruffled my feathers). Now that I think about it, Stephen and Wanda should have worked out their problems together because they rooted from literally the same source, but he got put into the role as 'protective dad who bottles up his trauma'. And what is worse about Wanda is that literally no one will know of her sacrifice of destroying every known Darkhold outside of Wong, Stephen, and America and she will only be known for the terror she caused.

No one really won, but just like with Infinity War, it was very clear who the favorites were. And it definitely wasn't Natasha, Tony, or Wanda. Because they were the ones who got screwed in their closure from the events of IW either by dying or suffering so much pain you become so traumatized you become delusional, obsessed, depressed, and then ya die.

Anything beyond this post is me shit posting don't take it seriously.

I'm saying it now Scott and Sam, if you ever see this post, this is what I want for the third movie, if the third movie is already in the works. Third time this long running joke about me predicting Doctor Strange movie plots is the charm, amirite?

1. Clea shows Stephen the true actions of his questionable decisions throughout every film and how she has had to clean up after his ass.

I speculate that Clea has been a thing in the MCU since No Way Home. The purple magic that closed the rips in space time? That was her cleaning up his goddamned mess.

2. The Vishanti in their physical forms. Heck, just give us weird caterpillar Agamatto.

3. Dormammu in his humanoid form and Umar. And make sure that Benedict Cumberbatch plays Dormammu again so in the final fight he's literally hitting himself and kicks his own ass with the science of judo.

4. Do not make Clea a damsel in distress. If she is going to be Stephen's new love interest, she better have that personality she has in the new comic where she takes no shit and openly announces she has 'warlord blood' in her veins and makes Stephen her bitch just like Fujiko Mine did with Lupin the Third. And set her on fire. I want her to save this reveal of her being Dormammu's niece for after the kiss so he can be shocked and question all of his life decisions that led him to this.

Too bad Stephen will never get the three way he secretly fantasized about with Clea and Wanda cause ya killed Wanda.

And once again. I. Am. Not. Making. This. Shit. Up.

5. Obviously we have to have another new supporting character like America Chavez. I request Billy Kaplan aka the gay Demiurge himself from one of the other universes. Too bad we can't have Damien Helstrom cause he already got his own Hulu series that everyone including myself, forgot about.

6. Make Stephen bisexual you goddamned cowards. It is written in the ancient texts that all magic users are bisexual. If you make Tony canonically bisexual in the comics with an orgy you can do it with Stephen. Make him confess his love for Wong or bring it Namor out of nowhere and let him have a mancrush on him.

And finally

7. More. Fucking. Tentacles.