Gotta say the new DnD movie is accurate as hell regarding all the chaos players get up to. It is utterly ridiculous and I love it.

It is not a serious movie or a movie one should take seriously. It has the same tone as my old college group had, but with less campaign derailment.

WOO SURVEY!

woo survey!

This could be fun (or extremely depressing) 1: Name: Mike 2: Age: 32 3: 3 Fears: hights, trump supporters and deep water 4: 3 things I love: cheeseburgers, animals, and urban exploring 5: 4 turns on: having my nipples played with, skin on skin contact. fog, and when someones natural smell is nice. 6: 4 turns off: people who dont like to read, creationists, overconfidence, and the smell of axe body spray 7: My best friend: jake and dan 8: Sexual orientation, pansexual 9: My best first date, sushi express with my 3rd dom 10: Howtall am I: 5′0 11: What do I miss: lots of things 12: What time were I born: i dont know 13: Favourite color: black or dark blue 14: Do I have a crush: eh i guess 15: Favourite quote: “if you are troubled and you cant fix it, do not worry, cause you WILL fix it. and if it cannot be fixed, still do not worry cause it will only make it worse.: 16: Favourite place: the woods or somewhere abandoned 17: Favourite food: cheeseburgers 18: Do I use sarcasm: nooooooooo 19: What am I listening to right now: 50′s music 20: First thing I notice in new person: height lol 21: Shoe size: 10 22: Eye color: brown 23: Hair color:dark brown? 24: Favourite style of clothing: black and comfortable 25: Ever done a prank call?: years ago 27: Meaning behind my URL: huh? 28: Favourite movie:return of the living dead 29: Favourite song: hushabye by the mystics 30: Favourite band: the misfits 31: How I feel right now: bored, and tired 32: Someone I love: a few of people 33: My current relationship status….taken and looking? idk lol 34: My relationship with my parents: good 35: Favourite holiday: halloween 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: a few 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: more 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: people 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: no 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: yus  41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? yes 42: When did I last hold hands?: a few weeks ago 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: not too long 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? nope 45: Where am I right now? in my room 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? lol idk 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? reasonable 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? nope 49: Am I excited for anything? purgatory pride 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? nope 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? eh depends 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? a few hours ago 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? the last person i kissed? i would be fine cause i prolly would have just kissed the person they are kissing lol 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? nope 55: What is something I disliked about today? the wetness 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? the dalai lama 57: What do I think about most? alot of things 58: What’s my strangest talent? i have a natural electrical resistance 59: Do I have any strange phobias? nope 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both 61: What was the last lie I told? i know what i’m doing lol 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone or online its whatever 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? ghosts eh.. aliens prolly do exhist but havent come to earth 64: Do I believe in magic? eh 65: Do I believe in luck? meh 66: What’s the weather like right now? cloudy 67: What was the last book I’ve read? the merro treee *currently reading american gods 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? eh 69: Do I have any nicknames? misfit mike 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? giant cut on my chest 71: Do I spend money or save it? both lol 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?no 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?lol yes 74: Favourite animal? rat 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? whatever god’s is 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? sleepwalk 78: How can you win my heart? cut it out in put it in a claw machine 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? he totally knew a ton of people 80: What is my favorite word? doof 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? weiner 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? i dont know 84: the super-power of my choice! What is that power? invisibility at will 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 86: What is my current desktop picture? the sky 87: Had sex?yes 88: Bought condoms? yup 89: Gotten pregnant? not that i know of 90: Failed a class? yup 91: Kissed a boy? yup 92: Kissed a girl? yes 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes 94: Had job? yeah 95: Left the house without my wallet? yup 96: Bullied someone on the internet? nope 97: Had sex in public? semi public 98: Played on a sports team? nope 99: Smoked weed? yes 100: Did drugs?eh 101: Smoked cigarettes? yes 102: Drank alcohol? oh yeah 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nope 104: Been overweight? nope 105: Been underweight? probably 106: Been to a wedding? yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? lol yeah 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably 109: Been outside my home country? nope 110: Gotten my heart broken? yes 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes 112: Broken a bone? my nose 113: Cut myself? yes 114: Been to prom? yup 115: Been in airplane? no 116: Fly by helicopter?no 117: What concerts have I been to? alot 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes 119: Learned another language? not really 120: Wore make up? yeah 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? nope 122: Had oral sex? yes 123: Dyed my hair? yup 124: Voted in a presidential election? yup 125: Rode in an ambulance? yes 126: Had a surgery? yes 127: Met someone famous? yes 128: Stalked someone on a social network? no 129: Peed outside? lol yeah 130: Been fishing? sorry thought that said something else at first… but yes to both 131: Helped with charity? yup 132: Been rejected by a crush? yup 133: Broken a mirror? yeah 134: What do I want for birthday? i dont know… money 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? i have one and thats enought, hunter 136: Was I named after anyone? my dad 137: Do I like my handwriting? eh its ok 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? x-men action figures 139: Favourite Tv Show? rick and morty 140: Where do I want to live when older? ri is fine 141: Play any musical instrument? keyboard harmonica and the accordion 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? boredome 143: Favourite pizza toping? mushrooms 144: Am I afraid of the dark? no 145: Am I afraid of heights? yes 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? lol yeah 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yup 148: What I’m really bad? at sitting still lol 149: What my greatest achievments are?idk 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me? i was once told by an angry old gay man that i was a short ugly fucker 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery? buy a house 152: What do I like about myself? that i know its a choice to be an asshole or not 153: My closest Tumblr friend: prolly kit or jack 154: Something I fantasise about: ask in a pm 155: Any question you’d like? nope