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yeetlegay · 3 months

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IZZY I MISS KINNPORSCHE SO MUCH I NEED TO TAKE A TURN ABOUT THE ROOM THEN FAINT DRAMATICALLY UPON WHICH I AM DIAGNOSED WITH HYSTERIA AND SENT TO THE SEASIDE FOR RECOVERY

NOT THE SEASIDE 😭😩🤧 I’m still so fucking insane over KinnPorsche, like it’s been almost TWO YEARS since the premiere and these two still make me want to climb a tree and howl at the moon

Save me a seat at the seaside Kinnporsche recovery hospital, I’m on my way 🏃

#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #q

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yeetlegay · 9 months

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And seriously Netflix can go to hell for renewing riverdale, kissing booth, and to all the boys I loved before, BUT CANCELLING SENSE8 like come on. This show was beyond it's time and timeless at the same time 😭😭😭

“tHe SHoW wAS tOo EXpeNSiVe” netflix you are currently on season 682 of riverdale, try a-fucking-gain

#I’ll die mad about it actually #and you just know the actors made pennies too like they did not come out of that show with any decent paychecks to show for it #sense8 #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay

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yeetlegay · 3 months

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Yeetle, your relationship with your grandma is so unbreakable, I couldn't imagine watching half of these shows with any relative 😭🫣

She was writing trekkie fic in the seventies and mailing it to her girlfriends so don’t worry she’s One of Us™️ 😌

#yeetle asks

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yeetlegay · 21 days

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Omg you married?! Congratz! Wah! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

YESSSS BELOVED IS WIFE NOW 🥰🥰🥰

#yeetle asks

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yeetlegay · 2 years

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*whispers* Apo in jeans 😍

SO TRUE ANON

#but also Apo in jeans <<<< Apo in my lap 😌#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay #apo nattawin

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yeetlegay · 3 months

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Did you say that you were working on the ass coach wip 🥹🥹🥹🥹?????

Do we get a nugget 😫😫?

ANON I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED bc I’ve been having a RIPPING time putting my keyboard to utterly vulgar use for this fic 🥰

Still haven’t decided if I wanna make this a longer oneshot of Porsche’s descent into prostate orgasms or keep it a manageable size and leave it open for future installations of depravity/plot

#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #my fic #ass coach WIP

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yeetlegay · 10 months

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Look, Izzy, I live for any indication you give that the Professional Cuddler AU is alive and kicking somewhere under the surface of what I can read at this point. I don't even care if I'm the only one to hope for it and still talk about it and beg for it. You changed my entire being when you wrote that post ages ago. That said—do you have anything from or about it you're willing to share at this point so I can try to sate that hunger that just wants to eat this story up?

Alsjdhsjhskajlajsh professional cuddler au is very much alive and a great distraction from FL&H woes when I need it. Here’s a snippet from what I’ve added so far 💖

#predictably there is absolutely no plot happening #just utter filth and depravity #kinnporsche #vegaspete #my fic #yeetle asks

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yeetlegay · 11 months

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The way Mile acted out those NC scenes you'd swear he had 5 eviction notices on his door, termites in his cupboard, no electricity. Like why did he go THAT hard in each one?&#&!? The insane kissing is one thing, but sucking on your co-star and close friend's tiddies without shame is so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Mile Phakphum is a case study in Rich Man with a Work Ethic™️. I bet that guy knows EXACTLY how much a banana costs 😭

#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #mile phakphum

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yeetlegay · 3 months

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Come inside. Shadow across the bed. YUYYEETTTLLLEEEEEEE... I'm dying. I'm dying friend. This kiss is gonna blow off the rooftops when it comes right?? Yeetle my dear. FL&H. Please may the Writing Gods gift you with love and inspiration and I don't know what else.

I'm over here pulling my hair out on my knees begging for the next chapter. Or a snippet. Even a snippet? It's the holidays. A gift. Please? I'm dying. I'm dying. My darlings.

I put off answering this for ages bc I couldn’t find anything non-spoilery enough for a snippet but FINALLY I can share a smol crumb, like a miniature crumb 😭

Happy belated holidays and a toast to my self-imposed February 29 posting deadline (for the wedding day a/n lolz) 🥂😘

#🥷 🏍️ 🌅 🏡#yeetle asks #pretty woman au #also @ writing gods YEAH WHAT ANON SAID HMU W THAT INSPIRATION PLS AND THANK YOU

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yeetlegay · 3 months

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i am THRILLED you have starting watching pit babe, i have been WAITING. it's all our omegaverse dreams come true. sort of. side note: i miss seeing you on my dash, hope you've been keeping well <3

GLAD TO BE HERE FRIEND (and ty, I’ve missed tumblr and all you gorgeous degenerates sm 💖)

What’s crazy is a/b/o usually isn’t something I gravitate toward, HOWEVER alpha/alpha and other unconventional or “queered” omegaverse setups totally are (love a good gay crisis, me) so this is the kind of shit I could snort lines of straight off the coffee table 🤌

#also I’ve been waiting almost 5 fking years for Pavel to get a proper leading man billing #I couldn’t possibly have guessed it’d be playing a power bottom alpha racecar driver with a million-dollar uterus #but god came in clutch for christmas this year 🙏#yeetle asks #pit babe the series

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yeetlegay · 2 years

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God bless the KP team. Those photos from the photobook feel so truly fucking queer. … Also Porsche comfortably and casually wearing a miniskirt. I had this thought and now it is keeping me up by playing all of the kids instruments I forgot about as loudly as possible :)

I think about Porsche in a miniskirt OFTEN anon oh my god. His THIGHS. I blame it all on this image single-handedly wiping out 99% of my brain cells

#also BIG AGREE the photo book is so lovely 😭#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay

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yeetlegay · 1 year

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yeeeetle have you seen mileapo's mint magazine shoot. have you. have you seen the videos of apo emerging from the water with the necklace in his mouth. hAVE YOU??

OH DO YOU MEAN

THIS PHOTOSHOOT?

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE?

tHiS oNE???????

#NOT A DAY GOES BY WITHOUT SOME VIOLENCE FROM THESE MFS #my mind palace is FLOODED how am I supposed to gaslight gatekeep girlboss in these conditions?????#somebody pls dry Apo off the girlies are on life support rn #kinnporsche #apo nattawin #why don’t queue stay #yeetle asks

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yeetlegay · 10 months

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hi yeetle, happy 1 month anniversary to ch 10, still desperately obsessed with it. Anything you would be willing/happy to share about 11 by any chance?

💖💖 thank you bug!

Without spoiling too much it’s tough but here’s a little snippet from chapter 11:

🤸🤸🤸🤸

#this chapter is me unleashing my dramatic emo breathe me by sia bitch tendencies and I’m making it everybody’s problem #also there is a frankly stupendous amount of…uh…not-plot #it’s called make-up sex and boy am I making up a lot of it rn 🙃#yeetle asks #pretty woman au

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yeetlegay · 2 years

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*fucking shouting* APO WEARING TANK TOPS HAS BEEN SUSTAINING MY LIFE FORCE FOR LIKE A MONTH NOW

THESE PICTURES COULD POWER A WHOLE CITY GRID ANON

#kinnporsche #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay #apo nattawin

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yeetlegay · 1 year

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Hiiii!

Just found KinnPorsche like a month ago. Just found your Tumblr like a fortnight ago. Now obsessed with your fics and think I’m going feral over your Pretty Woman AU KP MASTERPIECE! It’s so, soooo good. I’m sure you’re asked this loads and sorry if you’ve replied to this a lot (did I mention I just found you and I’m OBSESSED but in a totally normal way, honest?), but are you thinking of continuing it? Your writing is just *chef’s kiss*

Kthanxbye!

PS I’m going to leave comments and whatnot on AO3 too, but I’m halfway through chapter 9 and want to get fully caught up before I go there and unleash my adoration 😆

ASKDFJALSKDJF DOLL 🥺🥺

Don't worry, I haven't abandoned FL&H despite appearances. I just had a pretty incredible line-up of Fucky Life Events last fall that kind of threw my routine out the window. But chapter 10 is actually technically done-ish? I've just been wrestling with the last scene for like 4 months because I'm not satisfied with it, and I need to be so I can focus on chapter 11 (which is partially written already).

But tysm for this ask and for your lovely comment. It really does make my day and reminds me how much I want to finish this fic however long it takes.

Here's a snippet to ease the wait 💖

#seriously y'all are so lovely wtf #kinnporsche #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay #pretty woman au

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yeetlegay · 10 months

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hi yeetle, hope you don't mind i have some hard hitting journalistic questions for ya about FL&H: got any clarification on pool emoji, creampie kink when, 160k??!?!

*shuffling my notes like I'm at a press conference* AHEM I'm so glad you asked Lester

To answer your questions:

1) Soon 🔫🏊‍♂️🎹😴

2) Very soon ⛈️⌚️❤️‍🩹🌃

3) I wish to god I was kidding 😩

And since you really twisted my arm, a snippet for the headlines 💖💖

#yeetle asks #pretty woman au #why don’t queue stay

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