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you can dislike/criticize peggy carter without ignoring or trivializing the fact that red skull, john walker, baron zemo, and brock rumlow are all canonical white supremacist characters btw. like. both of these things can happen at the same time.
#i saw someone WHITE partaking in the ‘the villain/REAL villain’ trend on twt the other day w red skull vs peggy#and they were like ‘one is an evil nazi and the other is red skull’ MIND YOU RED SKULL IS LITERALLY THE LEADER OF NAZI TROOPS#im very aware of the criticism surrounding peggy’s character inspo and the stuff with zemo and those conversations should be had#but they can be had without acting like these other characters are innocent or NOT canonically white supremacists? lol#seeing an awful lot of people make j walker into the new rumlow insert where they yassify him to be in love w bucky to make steve jealous#and its like. Okay. again: white supremacists and in brocks case active abuser of bucky’s autonomy#and dont even get me started on the fruity zemo hcs like you are just WEIRDOS#IDGAF THAT THEY ARE FICTIONAL! you are engaging in media that was created to combat/expose the evils of white supremacy yet you are acting +#like it doesnt exist unless you are using it to bash peggy#and by doing so you are trivializing the very real criticism surrounding her character????#like. just very sick of white people using this shit as a tool to further their own agenda as long as its useful to their hcs#and ignoring it at all other times.#just a bunch of funky losers.#you cannot be a captain america fan and pretend that white supremacists are… Not white supremacists.
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*taps mic*
Lucifer has a feathered tail, because I say so and he’d be so peett
Mammon collects MC’s things and makes a nest for MC
Leviathan is a NOT venomous! He’s a constrictor, he is long boi I love him
Satan’s hooves have secret glitter, because yassified Unicorns say so
Asmo glows under black light
Beelzebub with bug like features cures my fear of bugs.
Belphegor as a cowboy (bullboy? Trans fem belphie??)
Diavolo puts MC on a pile of gold and laughs that his hoard is finally complete (dragon)
Barbatos is semi-aquatic/amphibious so he enjoys swimming (he caught Levi how to swim?? Real!!)
Lucifer never showing his tail in public because it gives away his emotions. You'll get face full of feathers at least once
Mammon collects your things, but also gives your little trinkets he thinks you'll like. Pillow fort/nest to combine human and demonic urges for a safe cuddle place
Levi eating a whole animal so he can spend weeks without eating while it digesting, so he can game/watch anime in peace no gag reflex
Satan's glitter is flammable. He leaves burning trail when he's angry. He's a real trailblazer
Club owners making special black light parties so they can attract the Avatar of Lust to their place
Beelzebub has non-verbal days when he communicates in buzzez
Belphegor who hates being alone for long. Belphegor who, rhe first few months, needs someone in the room with him at all times after the year in the attic
Diavolo who values you more than anything. You became a crown jewel in his vision of the future united Realms. His desire to show how amazing you are comes from his pride. You chose him after all
Barbatos touching you without his gloves because he knows you will never be repulsed by him. cough free lube source cough who said that
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Hi! Just wondering how you approached styling Robespierre, as in, how do you balance historical accuracy and stylization? I’m trying to stylize my favorite historical figure and I’m struggling so much with this aspect ahhh. And hope you have a great day and tysm!
Hi! Sorry for the delay and thanks for the ask!
I think the same principle of character design in general applies to drawing historical characters as well. They all trace back to finding what is unique about that historical character's features and making the drawing immediately recognizable. Another thing is there is a difference between stylization vs. design. Your drawing can either be hyperrealistic or extremely stylized and the character can still be instantly recognizable. On the other hand, if for example, you change the nose shape, it means you are changing the design and that can make the figure unidentifiable.
(To be fair I think I yassify Robespierre a bit much lol, maybe less so with other frev figures but specifically with Robespierre, I tend to take a bit more creative liberty)
I think what might help is to start from written descriptions only. If your historical figure has been described a lot then you might see a pattern emerging, making it a key trait to the design.
For example, Robespierre....
-wig and green glasses TM
-leftover marks of smallpox from young age
-"cat-like" or "flat" features (so this means i would go with more square face shapes than long face)
-green iris
Then the next step would be to go over ideally contemporary portraits (or photos) of the figure you are drawing. It might also help you find commonality to what makes the historical figure distinct.
For example, Robespierre again....
(forgive me for the weird drawover.....)
I would say in most of his portraits he has a very consistent smooth nose bridge as well as that slight wrinkle on his cheek occasionally. Squarish face in most portraits (the deseine bust is quite an exception), quite thin eyebrows, double eyelids. And in the side profile the slope of forehead and rounded chin are also quite consistent. So those traits would be the basis and I will try to include all of them whenever I draw him. Other parts can be more flexible.
Another thing with bringing more historical feel to the figure is the body silhouette. The way clothes were tailored back in the days are drastically different and that shapes how the body looks as well as how the character moves.
And to wrap up, there is also nothing wrong with yassifying your favourite historical character in the way you usually draw. Nothing wrong with drawing them like the babygirls that they are.
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I just want to rant for a sec so ignore if you’re not interested/know about the Kooleen drama since I haven't seen a lot of people talk about it.
As an artist, I can’t comprehend not understanding black/poc features, ESPECIALLY if you are someone giving out tutorials online to new and impressionable young artists.
If you aren't aware of the Kooleen drama, essentially, she made a side profile tutorial where she called a profile with protruding lips and chin (a feature common in poc) "gorilla looking." After that video, people found a clip of her "criticizing" a drawing of a black girl with the same features claiming it looked "goofy" before using the liquify tool to "yassify" it. In the same video she referred to edges as second eyebrows.
Now, this has a lot of implications, but at the end of the day, all of these can be chalked up to racism. I'm tired of people trying to defend her by saying "oh she's just ignorant." OKAY? AND? If you're an artist giving out tutorials, you have to be knowledgeable about different, non-Eurocentric features, and can't just go around erasing them because you view them as "goofy."
It doesn't help that Kooleen claims to only draw "pretty" people because she knows that it will get her attention on the internet, leading her to get more money. This by itself is fine, but then you notice she literally just doesn't draw black people. Like at all. You can go on her Instagram and look at all her art and I think the darkest character she drew is Miguel O'hara, not before de-aging him of course. Like I get wanting to draw people you find attractive, I believe all forms of art is wish fulfillment, but to only draw Eurocentric white and Asian people is insane.
And if you come at my trying to defend her by saying she was "doing an anime side profile tutorial." or "it's just her style." Then you're stupid. This isn't 2016, you can draw black people/poc in the anime art style without taking away ethnic features. And if your art style prevents you from drawing a wide range of people, including poc, fat people, disabled people, or anything else, then YOU'RE A BAD ARTIST.
This is all to say without even mentioning her art style which, while isn't bad, it's what I would call "safe." Her art is designed in a way that appeals to young artists, and her tutorials do the same. It's why her tutorials very rarely go over 10 minutes, because she isn't actually trying to teach you how to improve YOUR art, she's teaching you how to draw in her "juicy" style. It's very clear at least to me that she doesn't actually understand concepts like anatomy and face structure, just the basic ways of drawing them to make her characters look as visually appealing as possible.
Overall, I'm just disappointed with the amount of racism in art communities. If you are someone who likes Kooleen or are simply an artist looking for tutorials online, please look for tutorials that actually teach you how to understand what you are trying to learn. I'm tired of this trend of art tutorials that are 20 seconds long that don't teach you anything other than how to draw a basic looking eye as quickly as possible. If you really want to learn, look up references of real people, not quick and easy tutorials. Look at yourself in a mirror rather than watch a video on how to draw a pretty anime girl. Watch a video of someone explaining the basics to you rather than refusing to learn.
And please, I implore you to draw things out of your comfort zone. If you're just drawing for fun, okay, whatever. But if you're serious on improving, only drawing skinny white people is going to get you nowhere. You can't improve by staying in the same place forever.
Also, if you genuinely believe that Kooleen did nothing wrong please explain, I would love to have a discussion with you as long as you're not rude.
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Dazai & Sigma x Ichika Nito! Reader
You were a quiet person who enjoys playing your music in silence. Just you, the guitar, and the dimly lit night of twinkling stars. However, it seems your lover as well was fascinated.
Your skills being unbelievable to the naked eye, they began to wonder whether you were human. However, as much as the eye can see, you were still their cute lover, kind and peaceful.
(Slight NSFW under the cut! Because ... well ... Dazai.)
Ichika Nito's Music For Reference: https://youtu.be/DRfzittQ4Wc (WATCH IT IT'S HEAVEN.)
DAZAI OSAMU:
Asked you to choke him w/ your fingers
Jokes aside, he really does think you're the real deal and is in love with you even more.
Whenever you pick up the guitar dude will legit stop whatever he's doing and watches you beginning to end. Because bbg, he knows those fingers do not dissapoint.
God forbid you bring your guitar in the agency, he will get distracted and get yelled at by Kunikida LMAO
But honestly, he doesn't care. He only cares about you.
The way you effortlessly tap the guitar and slide your fingers across so fast, this man will soon be on his knees. Asking you to maybe use those skills on sumn else hoho
If ya'll were doing the dirty in bed he's in heaven. Just saying. He doesn't want to stop. Lmao–
But again, when he's feeling sad or stressed, he'll always ask you to play something for him. You know exactly how to get his mood up and going ... more calm.
A beautiful song fit for the gates of heaven, with that Ibanez ICHI10.
His worries dissapear, the pain - of Oda dissapears.
It was as if your music healed his heart. He won't forget that, and always pays you back will all the love in the world.
If you're all around the agency just chilling he forces the other members to just watch you as you play. Now, they have their own source of stress relief and entertainment.
Dazai is literally so in love. You tried to teach him how to play and he got fairly good at it <3
When the two of you are just messing around, you play random ass songs for babies NO JOKE it's all freaking cocomelon and shit
Except yassified as you somehow turned 'the wheels on the bus' into a fucking mozart masterpiece somehow
You never fail to amaze Dazai. Hearts in eyes
One time on his birthday, you had always realized he never celebrated it at all. Well, he never really had the thoughts of staying alive for long - not until you came along.
On that special day, you and the agency threw him a peaceful, quiet birthday party.
You played him a song, one you composed yourself. It was filled with sadness, love. As if you had written his entire life into that one small composition. He was ... shocked.
But it was filled with love. As you narrated it with your very own fingers, your own way of seeing his beauty.
You named the song after him, playing it every single day.
He cried so much that night. He loves you so much.
SIGMA:
You bet your ass he absolutely loves you. Just imagine him and you in his office together chilling, as you strum that guitar effortlessly while he works in a calm manner.
Sometimes you'd even play in front of the casino, with all eyes on you and admiring your talent.
And he's honestly just proud of what you can do. Bffr.
'Cause he's just melting at this point, he has such a soft, introverted lover and they can play the guitar so well– like let's be real, he's head over heels.
He enjoys your music a lot, listening with a peaceful smile as he leans back and enjoys it.
In some cases, it really does relieve stress.
And he's SO fucking thankful like omg after a big headache from the casino and the DOA's bullshits he can now lie down next to you and rest his worries.
Even gets a little curious and you teach him UwU ♡
Bro imagine you started with sumn like twinkle twinkle little star and that's all he plays the entire day HELP well at least babygorl is happy 😭
Just that simple twinkle of happiness and satisfaction in his eyes and I would gladly listen to that infamous song 24/7
You sometimes play and smile softly at him, as if urging him to sing along if the song has lyrics. He's a bit shy and not sure about it at first, but warms up to the idea.
Singer! AU Sigma? Fuck yea
He's quite fond of you. From your personality, to your appearance and to your skills. He's floored that he even managed to get an s/o such as you <3
When you're both alone, you often play relaxing, yet somewhat nostalgic tunes.
And it reminds Sigma of the time he doesn't even have a a family or an actual home. He was alone, born out of nothing. From a book.
A page, a mirage. Well, until you came into his life.
He's happy. He breathes in, pretending he wasn't just about to start tearing up a little.
Sigma is so in love, and he adores you so much. He loves that you always have his back and know how to comfort him. It was too good to be true.
He's so precious pls let me hold him
#bsd x reader#bungou stray dogs#armed detective agency#port mafia#decay of angels#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#bsd headcanons#ichika nito#guitar#guitarist reader#bsd#bsd sigma
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Chapter 173 Expert Review: The "Hey, my boyfriend saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe" Edition
The cover makes me so uncomfortable it's like I'm at a party and said something weird just as the music went quiet and everyone heard and they're all looking at me and everyone hates me and I'm so anxious and
Welcome to the Chapter 173 Expert Review! I have completely lost count of how many of these I've done. If you're coming here for a well-thought-out meta-commentary on the hit series franchise anime manga One Punch Man, then look elsewhere because I put a grand total of ten minutes of thought into this post that took me 45 minutes to write.
I hope you're all well. If you're new here from Twitter then yes, I'm really always like this and I apologize. I don't know how to segway to the actual commentary, so um......... here we gooooooo.....
I don't know what I was expecting. Could I have predicted that Murata would yassify Bofoi? Probably. Do I ever want to come to terms with the fact that he did? No.
Shut up I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. I'm not. He looks like he's wearing those really oversized dentures at Party City. His head looks more like an egg than Saitama's. Why does he still look kinda.... no I'm not gonna say it. I'm not. I'M NOT. GET OUT OF MY HEAAADD RAAAAAAEERERARAAAAWW
I'D FUCK HIM!!!! I'D FUCK BOFOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING HE'S NOT AN ENDEARING SORT OF UGLY OK IM SICK OF IT!!! I'M GONNA DESTROY HIS OLD MAN CERVIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many enemies has Saitama made just by existing already. Is this number three? Sonic, God, and now Bofoi? Oh, well, I guess Saitama did fuck up his robots but that was self-defense 100% and it WILL hold up in the court of law.
Oh, okay. Now we have a better idea of the timeline since Saitama became a hero.... only two months???? Dude, I've had packages lost in the mail for longer than that.
I kinda thought he'd been a hero for at least six months. I guess what Garou said about coming back to fuck up the heroes after six months at the beginning of his arc was only a sort of red herring to make it seem like he'd be the world-ending Shibabooby prophecy, but in relation to how long Saitama's been a hero, turns out my guy only fucked shit up for like, what? One month?
Was this just obvious to everyone else except me. I really should've never learned how to read dawg.
THANK YOU Amai Mask for being the "Please explain the plot so readers with the comprehension skills of fourth graders can know what's going on" character in this because I swear to fucking god I had no clue what anyone was talking about.
Also, Ninja Leader makes an appearance as Blast's totally super platonic partner. Supposedly they were "searching for a mysterious cube" together. People these days make up such weird euphemisms for skipping work to fuck each other in a ditch, I swear. 🙄🙄🙄
A couple of things:
Is Blast wearing the Ninja Leader's glasses in the present? Oh, so they really were super platonic, huh.
You mean to tell me bro aged THIS MUCH in two years? 700 days ago he was late-twenties rager at Planet Fitness and now he's a 57-year-old salt and pepper daddy at the gay bar?
I guess it could have something to do with his powers, manipulating space-time and all that. Blast teleports through something that is basically a copy-and-pasted black hole, which could explain why time flows differently for him, but doesn't time slow down near a black hole? So he should be aging slower if anything.
So, did God age him? Is this even the same Blast that came in contact with God? Something something uuuhh time travel something something...
I don't fucking know. This could also just be a case of "Murata doesn't know how to draw people that look their age" although he's been getting better about that, at least... Just seems ODD to me that Blast has aged like an avocado in a manga where characters only seem to look younger as time goes by.
Very noble that he's fighting God alone with the Interdimensional Justice League and their Pocket Dimension Pool Table to protect everyone else. Something still feels fishy about this, though........ especially since he's a deadbeat ass dad in the webcomic. I don't trust a GODDAMN thing this boy has to say. I DONT CARE IF HE'S HOT!! And I think that is so brave of me.
Forrest has a theory and everyone's gotta hear about it a million times until he's proven otherwise.
Y'all already heard me say how God has one-sided beef with Saitama because Saitama broke the limiter God had placed on him, and I suppose that alone is still a decent reason for God to be pulled to Earth, but I still think God's full body (and power) is imprisoned in the dimensional seal Blast was screaming about as Saitama was fighting Monster Garou V2.
And Saitama's habit of fucking shit up as collateral for saving the world is further eroding God's jail cell, so he's unknowingly helping his enemy get closer to him. This fucking goober.
It makes sense because the massive body in the seal looks like a fully-formed person, whereas whenever we see God free, he's always a sort of unfinished skeletal figure. He's incomplete.
Is this another one of those things where it seems painfully obvious to everyone else except me. Y'all are free to hop in my inbox and call me a dumbass if you want.
Final thoughts because this review is already too goddamn long and I wanted to shitpost a bit more but I guess I can do that on other posts because I'm TIRED.
All in all, we really needed a good expo-debrief chapter to put everything in perspective because the Monster Association arc was a load of reveals with not a lot of resolutions. I think the ending was still very anticlimactic because, although we were introduced to a lot of shit like God and Blast and whatnot, none of that was really tied up in a satisfying way, nor left on an interesting cliffhanger. Just more and more questions. Even Garou's arc hasn't ended really, and all the development he and Saitama had gone through was forgotten (for NOW, because of Genos' core, but I digress) so it almost feels like... not much really happened at all. Nothing really ended, it was just a collection of more plot threads beginning.
I wish ONE waited a bit longer to really delve into God and Blast because I think the Monster Association arc could've been a lot more comprehensive and well-paced if it had just been (mostly) contained to what was happening between the heroes and monsters. But I can appreciate how comprehensive the plot is now after the fallout, just... the road to get here was rocky. I lost all the tires on my jeep.
I'm excited for Psychic Sisters.
In conclusion: if you were at the Whole Foods down the street and took a blue bike tied to the railing then you're a fucking bitch GIVE IT BACK!! THAT'S MY FUCKING BIKE!!
GIVE BACK MY FUCKING BIKE!!!!! YOU STOLE MY BIKE!!
p.s. -- I'm still waiting for the Zombiedad and Child Emperor Get Milkshakes Together omake. Murata, pls. Also give my bike back.
Thanks for reading. Please, I need my bike.
#opm#one punch man#flashy flash#zombieman#child emperor#meta#saitama#genos#blast#god#amai mask#garou#metal knight
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(FE: Engage) Lapis, Ivy, and Rosado with a Kitsune!S/O
Lapis is not able to help herself, wanting to constantly pet S/O and use them as a pillow.
Thankfully, S/O doesn't mind. In fact, they love the attention!
When it's just the two of them back at the Somniel, Lapis will rest her head against them, enveloped in the warmth their tail brings.
She made a small headband to go along with their ears and thinks they look adorable with it, happy they even accepted her gift.
Lapis also doesn't mind showering them with pets, as long as S/O returns the favor with cuddles.
(Lapis) yawn "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize how tired I was...What's that, you want me to use you as a pillow? W-Well, if it's alright with you...Okay!"
In battle, she's amazed by their fox form and how quickly it moves.
In the blink of an eye, they suddenly go from her to an enemy several feet from her.
Lapis never thought she'd have such a unique S/O, let alone have one to begin with.
Ivy is absolutely fascinated by S/O.
Most of all, the way their ears move.
She secretly finds it super adorable, and wants to pet them every chance she gets.
Even though Ivy is in a relationship with S/O, and they gave her the go ahead, she always asks for permission.
And everytime she does, she gets extremely shy about it.
(Ivy) "S/O...M-May I...pet your head?"
Ivy's smile of content as she mindlessly pets her S/O's head grants her so much peace of mind.
A little too much in her opinion. A princess should not get this enamored by fur.
But...it's so...comfortable...
During battle, Ivy trusts S/O to have her back.
While she's flying around casting spells, S/O is on the ground wreaking havoc before anyone can even aim a bow at her.
Besides Zelkov and Kagetsu, she could ask for no better comrade in arms.
Rosado's S/O will be absolutely covered in the cutest ribbons he can find.
If he can yassify his wyvern, he will yassify his Kitsune S/O, no questions about it.
It's actually absurd how many Rosado finds and makes. Everytime his S/O thinks he's out, he shows up with even more.
The moment he learned the weakness of his S/O's bland outfit, it disgusted him.
Rosado craved the the strength and certainty of ribbons.
He aspired to the purity of the flashy colors.
The others will cling to their 'fashion', as it will not decay and fail them.
One day, the ugly ass outfit they call a cute dress will wither, and they will beg Rosado and S/O to save them.
But they are already saved, for the fabulous outfits he chooses are immortal.
(Rosado) "Oh, you look absolutely adorable, darling!"
He loves smothering S/O in physical affection, always giving a surprise hug because it's so comfy to be in their vicinity.
And he of course loves the affection in return. To be in their vicinity is to be smothered in PDA, because that is all they do.
During battle, Rosado and S/O sow absolute discord as they crash through the enemy frontlines together like a wind of destruction.
All the while, looking cute and standing out!
#fire emblem engage headcanons#fire emblem engage imagines#fire emblem engage x reader#lapis fe x reader#ivy fe x reader#rosado fe x reader#lapis fire emblem#ivy fire emblem#rosado fire emblem
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Sorry to keep talking about Phinks lol but your new theme has me imagining
One of the spiders needs him for something important and remembers he said he’d be at his girlfriends place. So they walk in only to find him in a sanriogirls utopia that’s so pink and cute and glittery it takes them a second to process him sitting on the couch surrounded with plushes and throw pillows with his gf playing animal crossing sticking out like a sore thumb as a large tough looking dude next to his chubby head to toe pink clad gf who’s explaining to him how to properly decorate the garden in her AC village.
I could also see his gf giving him little subtle things like socks with Badtz-Maru on them to wear so he has a little piece of him that matches with her
BAHHAHAHAHAH
YES OMG. THAT'S SO PERFECT. and please keep telling me if you want. I love phinks🙏.
The socks idea is so funny and cute cause imagine if he takes his shoes off to get comfortable or something at the hide out for the troupe and it’s has strawberry’s or badtz on them😭😭😭
Or like him and his gf doing skin care and he has one of those head bands on that makes him look like a cat.
And when the troupe walks into y/n’s house. Phinks has like a face mask on or your painting his nails or something 😭😭
Or another thing sorta like the socks but having all these cute bracelets you made him on him at all times. Or if you have long hair ALWAYS having a cute pink scrunchie💀
Hes out in the town with the troupe when he passes by a shop window to see a sanrio plush and is like. "HOLY SHIT! Y/n would love that! I can't believe they have them here!" then robs the place/buys it. Making the troupe wait for him to get done. Then he just walks around with a big ass plushy for the rest of the night
He's waiting for you outside a store cause you had to use the bathroom with your big pink purse and sunglasses. He didn't think anything about it so he puts them on while he waits. When all of a sudden people from the troupe round the corn to see yassified phinks😭
Phinks being really scary when he's fighting but one day when he lifts up his arm while sparing with someone in the troupe they see his nails are painted pink and gets really embarrassed 💀
He looks like he would have his ear pierced so he would buy some small strawberry ear rings that reminds him of you.
Or gets a small sanrio tattoo😭 just has a random hello kitty tat next to his spider one!!!
LITERALLY SCREAMING. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE PHINKS. AND HE IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT CHARACTER FOR THE TROUPE.
WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER. I walked away from my phone for like one second then I immediately ran back when thinking about this.
So how he always has a hair tie with him. He probably knows how to pull up hair. So one day when he sees killus sister (I forgot her name) trying to pull up her hair but failing badly. He couldn't take it anymore to watch so. "Give it here...." everyone gives him a crazy look but she gives him the hair bow.
He gets down on his knee to have better access.
"You want a bun, pony tail, pig tails, or a braid?"
AHHHHHH😭😭😭😭 I'm giggling so hard right now.
Also if me and you aren't already mutuals. We should be. Like right now. Give me your user♥︎♥︎
#heeheemugee#chubby#chubby y/n#chubby!reader#chubbyreader#phinks#Phinks hxh#Hxh#hxh headcanons#hxh phinks#hunter x hunter#phantom troupe#Chrollo#Feitan
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I LOVE YOUR OP DESIGNS!! Teh'ye all so distinct and diverse! I love them! I drew sabo like luffy before, with the beady round eyes, but when i found your blog i started drawing sabo with long eyelash eyes,half blind with fangs! XD
Another successful day of yassifying Sabo. The more projecting this propaganda the better, in my eyes.
We must draw him as pretty as possible to make up for how fucking uGHLY he is in Dressrosa. Shoutout to that arc for being so low quality that by the time i was finished watching it, I had forgotten what a normal skeletal structure looked like.
I know its absolutely not going to happen, but i really want them to reanimate that arc.
Anyway, thanks for the ask!
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1. i am always thinking about this man's tits
2. The fact that you can find actual articles talking about how iconic his ass is, is all you need. Not only is his ass caked up as hell, he also has that big juicy ass personality
(another rant) (long)
I don’t know why he is constantly more caked up than a busy downtown bakery and double-cheeked to high Heaven but I’m never gonna argue! Comic artists are unabashedly horny on main and usually that’s channeled into really unholy female anatomy but people who draw Dick Grayson obviously yearn to even the scales and we love feminist praxis and equality in this house 🥳. No matter what Nightwing comic it is he is slutted the hell up, he is yassified 💅🏽, he is ✨snatched✨. I don’t think there’s been a single artist for him that’s been normal about his ass and there never SHOULD be. There is a love, nay an OBSESSION, evident in the painstaking rendering those gloriously toned cheeks receive no matter the medium. It’s just become canon at this point that he has the best ass in Gotham, heroes recognize it, villains recognize it, the audience recognizes it! He just has that reputation now and artists go absolutely feral with it and the completely ridiculous and contrived reasons they can find to practically f r a m e his ass center panel. You could bounce that big fuck off penny in the Bat Cave off those cheeks 🥵. I’m surprised he gets any work done being a stealth hero cuz you can probably hear those things clapping like a sonic boom from about 4 blocks away. His suit practically looks like it’s PAINTED on and I for one am forever grateful to the troops (artists who clearly love/desire/care for him in the least heterosexual way possible regardless of what their own gender or sexuality may be) for endeavoring to right the wrongs of DC’s sexism by sexualizing the absolute fuck out of this man 24/7 365! He has an entire comic run I have not read but deeply need to where he’s a vampire and sure he’s killing everybody but we all have flaws and slutty caked up vampire king Dick Grayson can get it any day any way, you feel me 🥴??? Dick Grayson has been throwin it back with Instagram thirst trap level cheekage for quite literally decades and I humbly submit said cheeks for your tournament 😊
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YALL, ITS YA BOI, GR4Y, AND I AM *BACK* WITH SOME *QUESTIONS*!! *insert fleshcousin yay sfx*
1. how many people buy the 💖yassified💖 fafa (i'd eat it tbh)
2. where'd boots get the 💖yassified💖 boots!? gawhdamn those are long
3. did cashier open the icecream freezer yet, i wanna buy some. (bonus, is there a 💖yassified💖 icecream flavor?)
4. Does Yassi-Spray exist?? Possibly under a different product name than Yassi-Spray? (bear spray, but for fending off the 💖yassified💖)
5. why in the FUCK is denis' tail getting stretched to oblivion in the 💖yassify💖 spectrum comic, i need to know (on the last few panels)
6. what new things can williamplayz (willyslayz) do now that he's 💖yassified💖
7. can pest sing (if so, which lady gaga song since he likes lady gaga)
8. has kasper ever tried to kill/execute (un)pleasant
9. can the 💖yass-virus💖 transfer through particles and what not
10. to add onto the last question, does kasper sneeze '💖yassify-particles💖' or something
11. oh dear dont tell me the 💖yassified💖 know how to do marketing and advertising, business, even...
12. how the FUCK did MR ring the doorbell (in the comic) when he has no hands
13. is kasper necessarily 'mad' at drretro for how she treats him (LIKE A LAB RAT. unacceptable smh)
14. does bive do blogs on the internet or something how that they're 💖yassified💖, instead of being a detective? OR DO THEY DO BOTH NOW
15. where does spud get his nails done
16. is split edible. strawberry.
17. what was the cocoon process like for pilby, how tf would it even work (since they're humanoid n stuff)
18. if bive gave reddy the 💖yass-virus💖, how the fuck did she do it?? some sorta malware program?
19. is lampert still a germophobe now that he's 💖yassified💖
20. did wallter and mark get back together perhaps (probably not)
21. what stuff DOES pest shoplift
22. what type of music does poob play at the parties
23. okay so yknow how fleshcousin has a big hole in the middle of their head? was that changed during the 💖yassification💖 process?
24. if pest bakes pie, he should start a bakery.
25. last but not least question: did kasper change their gamertag when they got 💖yassified💖.
shitton of questions i get it, but hey, thats me. (cringe too i think idk you tell me)
Another batch of questions hehehe >:D
(Another necessary cut off bdhsfqh)
1. I'd guess a lot, they are rather tasty tho also hallucinogenic
2. They probably found them in the back of the koby somewhere also they'd probably be one of the first mannequins to be infected lol
3. Never, he's hogging it all </3 (yes, mainly being sold at Crem's shop and Enphoso's store)
4. Just normal spray will do tbh, it's why Sarah carries it around ever since the outbreak started lmfao
5. My tail got infected *sobs* but dw Denis neva dies
6. More princess dresses with full faces of makeup much to Jermey's joy
7. Idk, but even if they could they would never do it haha
8. Kasper def has experimented some ways (Probably same as canon)
9. At first it was purely through bites so technically you could still smooch your yassified partner and not get infected, but as of late it seems to be getting more and more contagious. To the point it may be airborne now. Luckily Enphoso's store already has special air conditioners!
10. No, thankfully they cannot spread it through their germs. Not at all actually.
11. They absolutely do know how to do marketing and advertising </3 Enphoso is NOT helping
12. He found a way hehe
13. At first definitely, but he seems to have already forgotten about it! So he kinda forgives her!
14. Still does blogs, but it seems her new advertisements for the blog seem to be luring more people in. More people to spread the truth to!
15. Ya mama (jk, they were done by MrManeuver has a side business and for good prices!!)
16. No!!! Don't eat her cries
17. They probably got super tired and hungry at first, then made themself a cocoon, slept in it for a few days, and came out elegant as hell
18. Someway somehow a bite was enough. Even creatures made of materials that are not flesh don't seem to be safe either.
19. Yes absolutely, they probably have that clean girl aesthetic now
20. I think they're working on it (polite and fun don't mix well either I guess ah)
21. Still mainly coins, but will snatch a few lipstick tubes here and there. Now he can get away qith it more easily haha
22. Licky by Larry Tee and Princess Superstar (listen with headphones y'all)
23. Nah it's still there unless it mimics someone then they will just do the usual haha
24. He should! Maybe then he'll stop stealing coins haha
25. She would have, but he doesn't have enough robux </3
#regretevator au#yass infection au#ask post#funny lil questions haha#perfect excuse to infodump muwahahaha#also the next part is almost done#but my discord kittens /j dont gotta worry bout that they see the pages early#>:3
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The (long-ish) Review No One Needed Or Asked For ™ - Till The End of the Moon
Character-wise
Li Susu is our leading lady who travels back in time before the Devil God was, well, the Devil God and just the Devil Fetus *insert snickering here* because, "Maybe I can fix him and kill him." Morally ambiguous at times? Caught between feelings and justice? Sign me up.
Tantai Jin is the Devil Fetus *more snickering* who had it rough since Day 1. He literally came out the womb and it was that time. Pathetic hostage prince, manipulator, benevolent ruler, Wife Guy-- Cang Jiumin. My guys wears hats (wigs).
I'm a Susu apologist and to all you commenters who whined, Susu just love him and stop blah blah blah, No! She understood some of the assignment. Our characters are flawed, no one is perfect, (except one (1) Square and Vixen I said what I said) and you will be suing for emotional damages.
Plot-wise
We start off in real-time, where we see the Devil God (yassified) freaking wreck the 3 realms and 4 continents. Susu enters the fight with her weapon of choice (don't bring a harp to a knife fight) and is given the artifact that will make me overthink any timeline where time travel is involved. Before she goes back, she witnesses the death of everyone she loves very conveniently, because plot, die at the hands of the CGI crew (all of whom, might I add, deserve a raise).
500 years earlier, she is inserted into the body of Abuser, Ye Xiwu. Stockholm Syndrome or True Love? We don't know, but Tantai Jin (fetus) will somehow grow to love his wife (sidenote: he totally did something to himself peep episode 5/6 where that tree thing grows)(other side note, what's up with the continuous motif of tree and feelings? see: LBFAD).
I feel like the arc within an arc, though long and somewhat useful, could have been useful-er. I'm docking points for not nodding at plot thingies more for havimg lasted about 7 episodes but having 5 relevant points to the plot. Fight me. (Also, they fall in love in this lifetime but they're not them-- it's just continued contemplation of "why was I casted as x," when they can't freaking math and make it make sense).
Then after the Great Misunderstanding of episodes 24&25, we have to see our tragic love story be more tragic and wrap up this lifetime before we go Back to the Present (Future). If you haven't already, you will be cheering on our favorite Baddie being Badder.
Then we get stupid in the immortal rea-- housing development? Cang Jiumin is Tantai Jin in a different-ish wig pre yassification. He does more cultivating. He gets more hurt and scorn. He gets some action with his wife. He gets an outfit change.
The ending? I'm sobbing. I have been touched and I'm crying as I type this.
The Good, The Bad, The WTF
I liked that they were so enemies to lovers that I honestly did not see how they were going to ever be lovers. Good.
I liked our cast of characters-- brother Qingyu is the Square, Pian Ran is our favorite Vixen, Nian Baiyu needs a raise and Xiao Lin is Just Ken. Love it.
Episodes 36 and on-- the Bad.
Episode 39-- WTF. What made him think let's have this banging Goth Wedding so you'll hate me because, "I hate you." Yes, we are pseudo sleeping together in my Bo'Re Life because, "Susu you gotta hate me too," and when will the logic ever happen? I just think he needed to think through his justifications for his advancement of death more. Felt half baked imo.
And who made the rules? I thought when he absorbs the Devil God's Favorite Things and the evil bone *persistent snickering* then it was evil onsite? Last time I checked, Jin was still home.
Who decided Sang Jiu taking away Ming Ye's voice during The Sex was sexy (see: a dream within a dream)?!
Why did y'all embrace the freaking Lord of Evil when he's called The LORD of EVIL. Get me outta the simulation!
Shoutout
To the Viki comments section. Y'all was the best of all'em. From Naruto, to Death Note, Rolex and Nasa, and Team Rocket. I was rolling.
My Rating...
8/10 for Tantai Jin's outfits as Emperor and Devil God.
I like 'em bad.
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clothing designer!reader or creative director for a fashion house!reader inviting timmy as their plus one/one of their guests? any pairing could work, i think, like dating or friends/colleagues or a will-they-won't-they situation (idk anything about fashion other than the fact that my grandma was a dressmaker and i inherited two sewing machines idk what to do with lol)
A/N: OMG THATS SO COOL my grandma had that skill too and she used to make dresses for me🥺🥺 i think i still have her cute vintage sewing machine but we have the same fate babe i feel u + we hv miss devleecarlson again baby hope u dont mind shes my burberry baby i love her sm
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fanpage18 burberry is burberry again with y/n as their co-creative director ikdr
fanpage95 *goes to la even though i got no invite*
loriharvey u girlbossed a bit too close to the sun
↪️ y/i/n i girlboss the sun
fanpage48 CANT WAIT TO SEE Y/N AND DEVON LINK UP AGAIN ITS BEEN TOO LONG
fanpage92 will u be vlogging this time?? we missed u sm :(
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↪️ digitalsmeg @y/i/n i say go
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devonleecarlson burberry babies meet up🤎🌞
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fanpage21 my love story starts here
gigihadid im otw
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fanpage74 LA Y/N ACTIVATED💃💃
fanpage55 I LOVE THEM
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y/i/n riccardo and i brought magic to rodeo drive 🪞🧸✨🤎👑 + timmy in a vintage @burberry coat
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fanpage38 SLAYYYYYY
irinashayk sweet dove💕✨
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fanpage92 y/n and riccardo changed fashion for the better
fanpage31 TIMMY IN A VINTAGE. THATS HIS BRAND.
fanpage99 i wanna wear y/n’s vintage piece too :(
pauline.chalamet that coat would look better on me
↪️ y/i/n LOL fair enough, it was my grandma’s piece for burberry like.. back in the 70s
↪️ pauline.chalamet even better
fanpage33 y/n and pauline’s bond >>>>>>
fanpage21 she yassified burberry into the old ways
bellahadid BURBERRY PIONEER
riccardotisci17 my partner in crime😈❤️🔥
fanpage44 who runs the world? y/n.
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fanpage20 MY MUSE YALL HEAR THAT?
fanpage39 MY LADY
fanpage21 HES SUCH A GENTLEMAN MY LADY??? KISS ME NOW
fanpage38 where can u buy a kind like him? they sell em on amazon?
fanpage99 they dont produce men like timothee today do they?
fanpage33 timmy as the new burberry face ATE!
y/i/n omg this comment section made my day😂😭
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with wedding day nearly upon them, Lionel and Dakota flew their guests out to Tartosa for the ... wtf is this, the rehearsal dinner? dude idk it’s all blended into one long, long party. anyway, I’ve finally made over Miss Delaney, as she deserves.
transcript:
Tartosa, Italy
DELANEY: Now that I have been properly yassified my problems are now over.
DELANEY/RYAN: (chattering quietly)
...
RYAN: Can I help ye?
DELANEY: I’m not buying weed from him. Please don’t tell my siblings.
DANNY: I would like to give a toast to the groom who is currently in another room.
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@sarcasrnspasrn replied to this post and said: dr animo gets re-yassified in omniverse to be a little freak is the esp funny part
dude they made him SO small in omniverse like.. in the OS sometimes he did look kinda jacked it fluctuated like crazy tho
honestly animos appearance is wild across all series like.. ima pull some images from the wiki here
Original:
green skin long nails clearly homemade equipment leaning hard into the mad scientist shtick
fully looks and acts like he is living inside the walls like a rat
bonus! heres a shot where he was drawn looking like he never skips arm day in the OS:
Alien Force:
BEEFY.. no longer green? who is this man? whats his deal? oh? hes a mad scientist playing interdimensional dictator? uh. i guess
Ultimate Alien:
literally just some guy with some sick mutton chops hes got a weird headband sometimes i guess cause the writers remembered hes supposed to use tech to control animals and not just like.. his mind or whatever
Omniverse:
finally gave up hitting the gym to get back to his mad scientist roots with some upgraded equipment and a fucking dome with his brain out
green again back on his bullshit
also he gets fucked up and becomes a gorilla man eventually in at least one timeline so theres that
#reply#sarcasrnspasrn#micks big ben 10 rewatch liveblog#puppy noises#i have some shit to say about the character designs in uaf... chramcaster looks like shit compared to the os and omni :(#like all the designs are so like.. generic comic hero/villain design#kevin didnt even get to keep any of his goth/punk vibes from the os they gave him a black tshirt and said 'make do'
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So, what are your thoughts on the first ep??
Btw it di disney + belum ada ya? Mau nonton di situ ga ada sampai ke situs bajakan wkwkwkwk
Kyknya ga ada di disney+ aku pun akhirnya jd kaizoku wkwk
Hooo boi, my thoughts on ep 1 huh? *cracks knuckles* this is gonna be long im sorry—
ICHIGO’S SO PRETTY AAUGHHH, I MISS LISTENING TO HIS VOICE, SEEING HIM MOVE, ETC. ARGHHH FINALLY MY DAYS OF BUYING OBSCURE GAMES/ DRAMA CD AND WATCHING WEIRD HAREM ANIMES JUST TO HEAR HIM TALK IS OVER, I CAN HEAR MORITA-SAN IN ICHIGO!! BARK BARK SNARL
Ok maybe I’ll start from the beginning, i forgot this noob shinigami’s name so i’ll call him imoyama junior. Seireitei needs to train their shinigami better fr. He ran from a hollow into a building?? That’s stupid, what if someone lives there bruuhhh— and he ran so far, he spreads so much property damage across the town AAAAUUGHH. THE STREETS, THE CABLES, THE WALLS, WINDOWS, ETC
But Ichigo gets a free pass hehe. Aww darling wants to show off and use his bankai on a small fry hollow, the knockback causes some streets and buildings to get destroyed, but shhh it’s ok bby u do u, i’ll pay for ur war crime prison bail muach 👁💋👁🤌💙✨
I’m also lowkey salty that Ichigo’s freeze frame is so ugly like he just got dropped on a pavement. IT’S SO UNFAIR, EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS PRETTY BUT HIM!! WHY CAN’T PIERROT YASSIFY MY WIFE AGHH
The karakura gangs’ interactions really warms my heart tho— they make me miss my classmates fr! “WHO LET YOU GUYS IN? WTF! ALSO CAN YOU KNOCK?!” “We met yuzu on our way, she let us in lmao” RELATABLE!! Who doesn’t barge into their friends room unannounced bc their family members invites us in before we can say anything lmaoo. Also the part where he said “u sure u wanna claim that bread as delicious? They’re leftovers, they don’t sell well” -> “here’s your share eat it, it’s good” BRUH ICHIGO’S SO PRECIOUS AARGHh. And then the fact that they all ganged up on him telling him that he’s ungrateful even tho he’s the one he eats the breads most 👁💧👄💧👁💙✨
He’s gonna suffer a lot, so i shall enjoy this small peaceful reprieve he’s having 🥹
ALSO, IMOYAMA JR REALLY BE LIVING MY DREAM, MAN! HE WOKE UP AND THE FIRST THING HE SAW WAS MY WIFE?? AND THEN MY WIFE OFFERED HIM FOOD? BITJ, THAT SHOULD BE ME! IT’S MY DREAM, MAS! NOT HERS! MY DREAM!!!
The iconic window kick looks more dynamic in the manga imo, but i still love it nonetheless. “Idc who u r, get off my fcking bed” HELL YEAH, TELL THAT GERMAN BOI, KING!!!
OH AND THERE’S THIS SCENE WITH ARSON GRANDPA THAT MADE ME CHUCKLE— "I am here. There is no greater security than that." Gitu2 tp 1 detik kemudian sasakibe bolong di tembok 😭. Security macem apa itu, eyang?!
Everyone else: “omg so cool! It’s only ep 1 but we’re already getting fire quotes 🔥”
Me: “Security my ass! Sasakibe became a donut the next second, he clearly don’t guard the place as well as he claims it to be tsk tsk”
In conclusion i have almost no opinion regarding the ep, i only have opinions on ichigo and some rants regarding imoyama jr lmaooo. I’m the wrong person to ask abt thoughts/analysis, i lose my braincells when ichigo’s involved 😭🤧
P.S. The ending scene has that beliau meme so im content
TLDR: ichigo pretty, karakura gang interaction = precious, imoyama jr’s property damage is thru the roof, arson grandpa being the worst security guard in existence, and beliau meme.
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