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#pronate#forward-turned#peewit#platybasic#superdeities#panclastite#jing#habilimental#Efremov#propjet#collapsability#podophthalmite#sepaline#wumman#unpanegyrized#nagmaal#oxacillin#Abinoam#wilds#outhowling
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The fandom hears “historical scene” and thinks “FINALLY IT IS HETEROSEXUALITY’S TIME TO SHINE”
#the amount of fics I’ve read where there’s historical flashbacks that include a surprise wumman AJC#yaaaaassss queens take every chance you can to make this couple straight#it’s totally not problematic if you call it kweer 👏🙌
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And SINCE FUCKING WHEN is "kirtle" not a real word, LibreOffice???
*googles*
Oh, the 17th century, eh? Okay, fair enough. Sorry, LibreOffice.
#FYI i don't actually have a consistent vision of the setting i just shove in bits of history that i think might be fun#this is why i am being VERY vague about the underwear situation on Asgard#because we all know that the worst crime anyone can commit in fiction is giving people anachronistic underwear#(i once gave bloomers to an 18th century woman and i have never forgiven myself for that and i don't expect anyone else to either)#(there is pro-published Tudor era novel with a woman wearing some sort of leather 'braies' under her frock)#(obviously i was shocked and appalled to read such a thing in a professionally published historical novel about tudors)#yer wumman's got nae knickers oan!!! dinnae gie her draco's leather pants to wear!!!! ya daftie!!!#idk why i went scottish for that last tag these things just happen sometimes i have no control over it#fic related
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DG always praises S but never C. One jarring moment was on the panel for S5 in NYC with C, S, RR and SS. She praised S, SS and RR and completely ignored C. FFS, they were all there! The woman is insufferable.
Dear Herself Anon,
I think you know perfectly well why she never praises his wumman.
And they have the nerve to say a picture is worth a thousand words:
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Esther Inglis
Dear Davy Tolmie - I am fair pleased that ye hae taen tent o Esther Inglis, but I’m afraid she deit on 30 August 1624, nae 10th; I quote hir testament dative, NRS CC8/8/53, p.27, registered “xi martii 1625”, viz. “ye tyme of hir deceis quha deceist vpon the penult day of august 1624” ; the same info is in David Laing’s great “Notes” in the 1865 Proceedings of the Society of Antiquaries, available in PDF online. I published twa muckle articles on hir in spring 2023, one in the online “SSL 48.2” (just google that, and the journal will come up) and in the Journal of the Edinburgh Bibliographical Society. There is a huge amount of info about her online at “estheringlis.com” - there is an awful lot of colonialist nonsense anent “Esther Inglis the Elizabethan Englishwoman” online, maist recently in the piece “Happy New Yeeres from the Newberry”, pitten oot be the Newberry Library in Chicago, and it’s gaun to be a lang, lang trauchle tae get the puir wumman acknowledged for the daughter of Edinburgh that she was; but if ye could correct “10th” August to “30th”, that would be great.
Thank you Doctor Reid-Baxter, am just a wee auld guy who enjoys telling the world about oor ain country, the info I post is from what is available to me at the time, and while I try to be as accurate with my poosts, as I cann, I can’t claim to always be 100% right. The links I added to the posts I made, going back to 2019 originally, pre-date your own, I have amended the 2023 date, and come August 30 this year I shall refresh myself with her story via your links from 2023, I doth my cap to fellow Scots who share anything that tells the story of oor ain fowk, thank you
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Bought myself a good luck charm for my spinning wheel. I’ve called her Habetrot, after the fairy of the spinning wheel from the Scottish Borders.
In one tale about her, Habetrot reveals herself to a young women who, in order to be married, needs to prove herself an industrious spinner. After many false starts, Habetrot appears to her in the guise of an old women, unremarkable besides the length and thickness of her lips which have been deformed from wetting fibre to spin. This is how she is described in the Scots version of the tale:
“…for sittin on this stane wes the drollest littil auld wumman she haed ever seen in aw hir days. Atweill, an it haedna been for hir siller hair an the whyte nutch wi the freil she wure on hir heid, Mysie wad hae taen hir for a wee bit lassie, she wure sic a droll cuttie skirt raxin nae ferrer nor hir knees.
She hae a richt auld-farrant style aboot hir an she wad hae been a rael bonnie auld leddie, haed it no been for hir lips, that war verra lang an unco sonsie. This made hir gey ugsum, for aw hir rosie chowks an sheinin blek een.” [1]
Habetrot spins the yarn for the young woman which impresses both her mother and a passing laird. When laird wants her to prove her spinning ability, Habetrot and her fellow fairies appear, lips all deformed, to warn the laird that the young woman will end up like them if he sets her spinning. Astonished, the laird agrees to leave the spinning to Habetrot and married the young women.
#folklore#habetrot#spinning wheel#horse brass#hopefully she brings me luck#am travelling for work again so nothing much is being done
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kitting up my hfb wumman... i need to fully fully gear her up but she's getting there. her name comes from her being a big wumman. she wanted to be a pastel twitch streamer but she's just too big and strong and is cursed with breaking the world over her knee while bitterly going "but i'm CUTE and AMAZING and i shouldn't have to WORK so hard"
#gw2#still trying to get over the “mash my buttons over the keyboard” phase of qhfb#after the embarassing spectacle of someone switching to heal from dps in a fractal after we wiped twice
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RECOMMENDED READING
sorted by vague topic
(if a link breaks, DM me)
FICTION
Where Oaken Hearts Do Gather by Sarah Pinsker
NON-FICTION // ART
Why I Write by Greil Marcus"…being taken out of one’s self, connecting the self to something greater, something, you know in your heart, that every person ever born must experience or be left incomplete…"
I Am A Transwoman. I Am In The Closet. I Am Not Coming Out. by Jennifer Coates
Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny by RS Benedict
Swimming in It: Art and (Im)Morality by Jen Silverman
Clive Barker on the Publishing Industry's homophobia and J.K. Rowling from Thomas Leatham
JRR Tolkien and the Tironian Note (PT) by Eduardo Boheme
Fur maist o history, anonymous wis a wumman by Ashley Douglas
Confronting the Challenges of Participatory Culture: Media Education for the 21st Century by Henry Jenkins
On Body Horror and the Female Body by Julia Armfield
NON-FICTION // SOCIAL COMMENTARY
Conflict is Not Abuse by Sarah Schulman
Decolonization is Not A Metaphor by Eve Tuck & K. Wayne Yang
Life at 800MHz by Artemis Everfree
Para-Bonding by Barbara Genova
How Twitter Can Ruin A Life by Emily St. James
NON-FICTION // LANGUAGE
The Sound of the Feeling that Cannot Be Spoken by Polly Barton
POETRY
To Noah, From Wife, Some Years After by Jean Gallagher
Vultures by Chinua Achebe
#i will be perpetually updating this#pinned#adventures in post academic academia#recommended reading
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i can beat up childe literally so easily and most of it is because of miko but then i think of fighting ei or signora and im like naaaaaaaah naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah “why?” wumman scawy
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i luv wumman c:
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You know what I’m never going to be over how HILARIOUS the fandom reaction to Ugly Bearded Crowley is. I was joking about them looking at the wide beach shot and seeing a WUMMAN but I didn’t think they actually WERE doing that. But apparently they were!!!! They’re so incredibly sexist that all it took was a far away shot of long hair that becomes pixelated when you zoom in, for them to go “yessss pretty lady Crowley”. I didn’t expect them to be this reliant on gender roles but I guess they are.
And now that they’ve been imagining Biblical Jessica Rabbit only to get THIS
Their reaction is “NOOOO I WANTED FEMME WOMAN VULVA CROWLEY”. And it’s so unreal that it’s funny. I feel like I’m in some alternate universe where everyone’s on crack. All I can do is just…
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The Devil of Kilmartin
Him: “Hauld me back, wumman! I’ll nae be responsible!”
Her, barely exerting any pressure at all: “Oh, aye. Erm… yeah, no, er… leave it, laddie, ‘ee ain’t worf it!”
That's a hilariously tiny looking sword to be wielded two-handed. I wonder if that's a metaphor for something.
In the dark of night, Elena of Lamont must flee her home after her father’s death to escape the brutal clansman determined to satisfy his lust for power – and for her. But as the captivating beauty runs from one dangerous man she finds herself landing in the arms of another, one whose passionate embrace offers perils of its own…
As the chief of the Lachlan clan, Symon MacLachlan vows to protect the fiery-haired lass whose gentle touch relieves the demons clawing at his soul. Despite her fierce denials, he is certain Elena is the legendary Lamont healer – and certain that he must have her for his own. Desperate for her soothing caress – and unable to quell the desire burning inside him – Symon is compelled to lure Elena into marriage. But will he be able to win the love of the tender enchantress who has stolen his heart?
There was obviously a fierce shortage of the letter I when Symon was named.
Legendary Lamont Healer Elena Lamont alliterates so well that I can't even be mad! What I can be mad about though is that Sy here is lusting SO HARD* for Legendary Lamont Healer Elena Lamont that he is compelled to lure her into marriage. Compelled? By a stiffy? Symon, you unutterable plank, you don't lure women into marriage. You ask them, politely if possible, to marry you, because - and write this down if you think you might forget - women are people with their own thoughts and opinions. Stop me if I'm getting too technical.
*hur hur hur
#The Devil of Kilmartin#Laurin Wittig#no names familiar to scottish tradition#Symon - can I call you Sy?#Sy#you don't lure women into marriage#you ask them politely if they will marry you#stiffy compulsion#women aren't just plot devices#shocking#hilariously tiny weapon
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@haschanged??? coming back????
i might cry
drizella might cry
we all GON CRY
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One thing Sam consistently fails to do is treat Caitriona like a woman not his own. He’s consistent like that. ❤️👃☘️👩
Ain’t that the truth!? He can’t help himself. If I was a companion just along for a good time, even if I wasn’t expecting a commitment, I’d be telling this one to get his ass home to his wumman
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On the Seventh Day of Outlander my true love Murtagh gave to me Seven Stans a Swooning
Responding to a November 26, 2018* @outlandermeme Tumblr post, Seven + A Bonus ol’ pals said,
@iam74irish
@saint-hildegard-of-bingen It would be wonderful to have @boyneriver back.
@lizm2011
Hey @marian4456 suppose our dear old pal boyneriver will also make a brief** appearance when they find Murtagh this week?
@marian4456
Yes @lizm2011 . We need to have @boyneriver make an appearance. Show yourself wumman. Your husband is returning.
@ourrubygirl
@boyneriver Come out, come out, wherever you are.
@outoftheheartsabundance
I miss both Murtagh and @boyneriver. Bring back both!!!
@saint-hildegard-of-bingen
I have a feeling @boyneriver may come back around again, especially with the reappearance of Murtz.
@sheonamarie
🥰😭🥰
@t4two2
MURTZ. It would be nice to hear from @boyneriver again.
… making Seven Stans + A Bonus a Swooning these Sumday, December 32, 2016, newlyweds.
Mr. Murtagh Fraser & Mrs. BoynerRiver-Fraser
😝
Everyone is welcome to interpret each prompt however they wish and present in any format that calls to them. — @scotsmanandsassenach, November 26, 2019* Coincidence? 😉
** @lizm2011 Brief? Pfft. It’s been a year and two weeks. 🤦🏻♀️
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December 14, 2019
Images: @boyneriver-fraser edit of @outlandermeme photo (Christmas) Screenshots: Mrs. BoyneRiver-Fraser Photo: @thesketchingwitch
#Outlander #12 Days Of Outlander #scotsmanandsassenach #Seventh Day #Seven Stans a Swooning #Murtagh FitzGibbons Fraser ⚔️ #171 #121419
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