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Blaise: The joy of hanging out with Witton. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and then he bites the tip of a marker off
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Witton: Hand me the people opener
Blaise: ...
Blaise: Pardon?
Witton: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Blaise: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Witton: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Blaise: Knife. It's called a knife.
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Blaise: This is such a bad idea
Witton: Then why are you coming along?
Blaise: One of us need to be able to talk to the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
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Witton: I turned out perfectly fine!
Blaise: Witton, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Witton: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
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Multus: What time is it?
Witton: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Witton: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Blaise: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Witton: It's 2 am
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Blaise: You know, not every problem can be sloved with a sword
Witton: That's why I carry two swords!
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Blaise: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works
Witton, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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