Youre laughing. Henry Cavill quit the Witcher because of Superman and then immediately got dropped from Superman and you’re laughing.

the witcher characters as tumblr posts part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Me watching army morale go down after choosing not to harm or forcefully conscript a village like I will throw the next damn encounter . Behave back there .

Philippa Eilhart is my favorite short queen. You can’t tell me that woman is over 5’2, it just doesn’t feel right.

“the Netflix adaptation isn’t true enough to the books” Vesemir just explained the ecological niches filled by ghouls and why graveirs are an invasive species

i've been on and off playing the witcher 3 for my friend from start to finish and we just got to blood and wine and i'm so fucking EXCITED but i have got to wait until i catch up on my queue. know that the beast of beauclair is soon >:)

*slaps roof of hansa* this bad boy can fit so much neurodivergence in it

accidentally casting alt axii and using the power of friendship

Spoiler-free comments about the new witcher season:

They really blew the whole wig budget on Geralt, Yen & Jaskier cuz the rest do Not look convincing (Istredd with long hair that's a completely different texture than his actual hair? Also Triss having a completely different color & texture of hair that's more like game Triss)

That's not Radovid, that's an OC that they slapped the name Radovid onto

Cavill is good this season at capturing Geralt's snark and I'm enjoying it

I will die for Ciri and love to see her embracing her fiercely independant side

Philippa Eilhart is so hot and honestly good for her

Graham McTavish is a good Djikstra

Joey Batey coming out of whatever little indie cave he lives in specifically to say “guys its gonna be fine” and then leave is SO FUNNY ​the discourse got so bad they made the bard do damage control

sorry to witcherpost in 2023 but there is something about geralt and jaskier in s1 that is soooooo important to me like. the energy of. you're the only one in the bar who didn't throw things at me. I know the feeling. I want the world to love you. I don't need it to. you could have anyone, and do, why would you come back to me. who could I ever find that would be worth half of you. they think I'm a monster. I've seen you at your most human. I could hurt you. you would never. i need no one and the last thing i want is anyone needing me. and yet here we are. we could run away together find out what pleases us. I can't go with you. everything you do to push me away makes me want to hold you closer. we're on the run from something intangible and it's easier if we run together. I don't want you here. what would you do without me. do you get it?

Leather Homo and Fat Fuck Bisexual spotted . GET EM BOYS !!!!!

I finally have two seconds to myself so I'm gonna work on Posada Remix and then reload my tumblr queue with witcher art and fics and whatnot. I feel like it's completely different people active now, so I'll go tag diving. (after I check my own dash obv, some folks I follow are still witcherposting in Feb 2024, I see you)

finding out there’s a bunch of delusional lesbian Cerys/Ciri truthers out there just healed me a little

my dashboard gets very funny sometimes because I follow a hardcore twn fan and a book fan that hates the show. ying and yang, balance is everything, et cetera

ooughhh i am soo back to witcherposting