Not even McDonald's is fat friendly anymore! 😲 Do you think I'm getting too wide? 🤔
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"There are quite a few things that are much more advanced here than back home, huh? Maybe not everything, but still a very considerable amount."
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It’s Wide Wednesday and I’m FEELING IT. 🥴🥺😮💨
Anyone wanna feed me? I’ll be a good boy. 🥺🐷😈
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@widestwaistlines
“Try me.”
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Oh does Sae want some curry too, she has a few pots left over she was going to share with Futaba but...
No, what she wants to know is what the hell Akira did to her sister!...And the blonde guy too she supposes.
"Start talking and don't leave out a single detail."
Hoo boy, here we go again.
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Neons Normous kNockers
ASCBJJFDIOHGGHBTTGHTGGYG
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Band AU but the drunken benders are just a band of girls belly up in a bakery chugging pastry cream from the vats
celebrating after a performance by partying
most of that partying is just chugging and chugging and chugging because moving so much has made them hungry and thirsty and theyre used to doing that no matter what, but, its a more celebratory type of chugging
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"Heeeheeee!~ Okay!~ Whatever you say, Ms. Joker!~ You're, like, totally the booooss~"
Pixie's been kept around since Kamoshida's Palace, she gets pampered, she knows her limits.~
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"Sigh...Let's just get this over with. Feeding tube. NOW."
Well, if a CEO has to be held against her will in some underground lair and fed until she's unable to wiggle anything on her body, she's certainly not going to do it at her captor's pace! Time is money, and if Eliza gets to be a personal taste tester for a competitor she might as well also see what the competition has in store with their "flavor additives"-
The ironic part of this all being the woman is already an avid consumer of Sylt's products in the first place
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"Y-yes, it would likely be prudent to get ahead of this weighty issue..."
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Is Wide Wednesday still a thing? 🤔
Either way, happy Hump Day y’all. 🥰😘
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Fantastic Fio
“I humbly accept that nickname with gratitude, for it is true. I am fantastic.”
Talk about an ego boost.
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If you keep going down by one, we're going to be here a while. And I'm also going to bap you on the noggin
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RJ with the 'if i fits i sits' mentality
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If it doesn’t buckle beneath the weight of his curves, he’s going to sit there.
This includes laying on laps or sitting on said laps, refusing to budge one bit. And he’s heavy too, so trying to move him on your own when his mind is made up is a fruitless endeavor.
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It's still Cloud's fault.
“You can’t blame me, you didn’t try and stop me.”
The vague memories of Yuffie scarfing down food and her more than willing to accept food from Cloud every time she sees her keeps playing over and over within her mind.
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