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thatcrazysonicchick · 4 years

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Come Back to Me, A FanFiction by That Crazy Sonic Chick

~ Act II ~

Amy, 19

Knuckles, 23

Rouge, 22

Tails, 16

One Year Later…

Amy pulled the pillow off of her head. She stretched, letting a squeak escape her lips. Looking out the window across the room, she sat up in her bed, rubbing her tired eyes. The pink hedgehog dropped her fist on the alarm sitting on her nightstand, silencing it. She flopped back down in bed, throwing her arm over her eyes.

"Ugh, why am I so tired?" She thought aloud. "I got a full night of sleep, and so did…" her eyes widened, and snapping up and out of bed, she threw her door open, throwing her head in the doorway of the nursery across the hall from her own room. "The baby!"

She scrambled down the stairs, nearly tripping over her own feet. She looked around frantically in each room, searching and listening for any sign of…

"C'mon, sweetie, open up. Your mother loves strawberries, I'm sure you would too." Amy whipped her head towards the voice coming from the kitchen.

"If she's anything like her father, she's gonna be difficult and make it a game." She peeked around the corner with a relieved sigh, and saw a nicely dressed Rouge holding a spoon full of red goop in a spoon in front of the fussy hoglet, turning her head away from the food. Behind her stood Knuckles, leaning against the fridge with his arms crossed.

"Yes, well, she certainly is stubborn." Amy spoke, revealing herself at the door. Both turned their heads to see an exhausted mother, with bags under her eyes and one heck of a bed head. Knuckles snorted as Rouge stood straight, walking up to her and presenting the jar of baby food and spoon.

"Amy, dear… Your baby is not being very cooperative with her Auntie Rouge this morning… and Chaos, you're looking rough." Amy rolled her eyes and gave a small smile.

"Thanks, Rouge. You always know what to say." She took the baby food and presented it to her daughter. She swatted her hand at the spoon, sending it flying to the floor and threw her head back, with a tiny scream in protest. Amy let out a heavy sigh. "Oh, Nikki…"

"This is why I stick to wardrobe duty." The bat sat, placing all her weight on one leg, resting a hand on her hip.

"And even that's questionable sometimes." Knuckles muttered, reminding others of his presence. “Morning, Amy.”

Rouge scoffed, rolling her eyes.

"Oh please, you put your socks on her on Tuesday."

"Her feet were cold, and I couldn't get her tiny socks on those tiny feet! It was like playing with Cream's dolls back when she was six!"

"Her birthday is coming up, y'know." Amy said, rinsing off the dirty spoon she'd picked up off the floor.

"I know. I can't believe it. Almost ten years old."

"She's turning fourteen, Knuckles." Rouge corrected dryly.

"What?! Fourteen?!" Amy, leaning over the high chair’s surface in front of her, looked back at him over her shoulder, nodding, with a look that said "I know, I can't believe it either."

"At least she's out of her pretend-tea-party phase. Those got pretty awkward." Knuckles chuckled.

"You're not finished yet. Cream already promised me she'd take 'Tea Party Duty' with the little lady." Amy said, booping her little one on the nose with the now clean spoon. "Alright, take two."

"More like take seven." Rouge said.

"Take cover, everyone." Knuckles warned, hiding behind Rouge. He laughed at the dirty look he got from her as Nikki fought once more. Amy pulled the spoon back before it made another trip to the ground.

"I don't understand why she's being cranky. She slept all night, no problem. She's gotta be hungry." She lifted the container to her eye level, reading the label. She giggled, tossing it in the trash and reached in the pantry, pulling out a jar of strawberry baby food. She twisted the lid off, and scooped a small amount out, and with one "Here comes the airplane" later, no fuss, no muss. Nikki happily ate her breakfast.

"What the…?" Knuckles began.

"Airplane?" She's been spending some time with Tails the baby whisperer, huh?" Rouge joked. "That's all it took?" Amy wiped the remaining food off of the child's face and lifted her out of the high chair.

"Who grabbed the jar?" Amy asked, holding messy hedgehog on her hip. Rouge pointed to Knuckles, who had his hand raised. Amy laughed. "Those weren't strawberries. They were beets." Rouge slapped Knuckles up the back of his head. Amy smiled, shaking her head and bringing her to the changing table.

"Hey!" He said, rubbing the back of his head.

"It was in the back of the shelf for a reason!"

"Well how was I supposed to know?"

"She's going to hate me now, thinking that I tried to feed her beets." She pouted, crossing her arms. Amy came back, throwing a dirty diaper in the trash, landing next to the beets.

"You jumped at the opportunity to feed her, but didn't mind leaving diaper duty to me?"

"Sorry, hun. But I've got to draw the line somewhere, and that line is at getting poop stuck under my nails. And I just got a fresh manicure." She said, showing her rhinestone nails off for her to see. Nikki reached out to inspect them. Amy looked over to Knuckles.

"Nope. Not even sorry." He said with a smirk.

"It's probably for the best. She'd either lose her diaper in two minutes or lose circulation in her legs." The man growled as Rouge smirked, kissing him on the cheek.

"Don't worry, Knuckie. You'll get your turn with our children."

"Don't hold your breath." Knuckles said, failing at hiding the heat coming to his face.

"He's right, Rouge." Amy said, handing the baby to her. "I mean, he only proposed after three years of you two dating."

"Chaos knows how long until he actually starts helping me plan the wedding." The woman muttered. "But that's okay. Because the longer Uncle Knuckles waits, the more expensive our wedding is going to be. Isn't that right, my pink little topaz?" She said to Nikki. She only responded with a drip of drool. Amy quickly wiped it away before heading upstairs.

"I'm gonna go clean myself up real quick. Knuckles, what time are we supposed to be at Tails' shop?"

"Uhh…" Knuckles checked his phone. "Thirty two minutes ago."

"Crap." Amy replied in a mutter as she ran up the stairs, before a loud thump echoed down the stairway. "Damn it!" And the door to the bathroom closed.

The couple sat on the living room floor, playing with their God-Daughter. Knuckles let a low laugh escape his lips. Rouge turned her head to him, raising an eyebrow.

"What's so funny?"

"I was thinking maybe you could bedazzle a helmet for this one." He said, tickling the hoglet's feet.

"What?" She was completely lost.

"I'm just saying, if this kid's gonna have her mom's footing and her dad's speed…" Realization hit her in the face.

"...Maybe some matching knee and elbow pads. Just in case."

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"Tails?" Amy called, peeking her head under the garage door. Knuckles grabbed the bottom of it

and pulled it up enough for them to walk through.

"We're here, man. Where you at?"

"I'm over here!" His voice traveled through the shop, no telling where "over here" was. The two looked around, stepping over wires and around machines.

"Down here!"

"Where's 'here'?" Amy asked. A head popped out from under the Tornado. The fox removed his goggles and looked up at his friends.

"Hey, guys!" He pushed himself out and off of his swivel board, wiping his hands off on a rag, and dusting himself off.

"Why were you under the Tornado?" Knuckles asked.

"Where else would I be?" Tails laughed, patting the side of his plane. "You know she's my pride and joy."

"It's creepy that you refer to it as 'she'." Knuckles said, giving him a weirded out look.

"And it's weird that you refer to the Master Emerald as your friend. Moving on." He retorted, setting his goggles in bis tool box. He hopped up and sat on the edge of his work table. "So, how's Little Miss Nikki?"

"Oh, she's good. I'm finally getting full nights of sleep again."

"That's good to hear. Congratulations." He laughed, leaning back. "The reason I'm asking is because…" He reached back and pulled a nicely wrapped box out from behind him.

"You finally finished it, huh?" Knuckles teased.

"It only took me a couple of months." Tails said, rolling his eyes. "You have no room to talk, Mr. Takes-Too-Long-To-Pull-A-Ring-Out-Of-A-Box." Amy snorted, spitting her tea out and Knuckles balling up his fists.

"That is all I have heard about for the last six months! I did it, that's all that matters. Just drop it already!" Amy and Tails ceased their laughter and shifted their eyes back to the gift in Amy's lap.

"So… what is it?" Amy asked, inspecting the box, weighing it.

"You're gonna have to open it up and find out!" Tails said. "C'mon, hurry up!"

"Tear it up, Amy!" Knuckles encouraged. "Like Nikki and her strawberries." Amy laughed as she peeled the rest of the paper off, and lifted the lid off. She pulled the tissue paper off the top and found a blue surface, in the middle a string with a hook at the end. Lifting it by the hook, she removed the whole thing from the box, setting it on the floor as she inspected her surprise.

“Oh, Tails, it’s beautiful!” She said. It was a mobile. A royal blue surface with a circle of gold rings hung from it, and in the center, an accurate sized model of a green chaos emerald. “I love it!”

“We’re gonna need to tell Rouge that’s a fake.” Knuckles laughed.

“She actually saw it while we were working on it.” Tails said, admiring his work. “She knows it’s a fake.”

“She’s got an eye for anything sparkly. Probably won’t stop her.” Amy teased. Tails laughed.

“Yeah, that’s what Sonic said.” He slowed his laughing down, and all fell silent. Amy’s smile had faded away, and Knuckles set a hand on her shoulder. “...Amy, Sonic helped with this. He actually helped design it.” Tails’ eyes met with Amy’s wet, sparkling eyes. “He never got to see the finished project, but…” he took a deep breath, his own being a little shaky. “He’d be proud of the outcome. And you.” Amy blinked out a single tear, and nodded her head, forcing a smile.

“He’d be proud of all of us. I know it.”

“I can’t believe it’s about to be a year,” Knuckles spoke up. “It doesn’t feel like that long ago.”

“It really doesn’t.” Tails replied, before the room fell silent. The air felt heavy, and as much as they all didn’t like it, it was hard to not think about him throughout the day. For all of them, he was the first thing they thought about in the morning, and the last thing before they fell asleep.

“I miss him.” Amy said, fighting her emotions. Tails hopped down and kneeled at her side, and the two boys hugged her from both sides. Leaning her head on Knuckles and resting her hand on Tails. hand, they all stayed silent, mourning their friend, their brother, their husband. Tails took a deep breath and stepped away, coming back zipping up his coat.

“What are you doing?” Amy asked, wiping a tear away, watching the kitsune prepare to face the cold winter outside.

“I think it’s time we pay Sonic another visit. It’s been a while.” Tails said, placing his earmuffs on.

“Let’s go get some lunch.”

Amy looked over at Knuckles. “I actually do need to go get Cream a birthday gift,” Amy said, setting the mobile back in the box, sliding it securely under his workspace. Knuckles nodded his head, with a smile.

“I don’t think Rouge would mind some extra time with Nikki.” Knuckles said. “Probably use the advantage to make up for feeding her beets.” Amy giggled.

“Rouge got Nikki to eat beets?” Tails said surprised, opening the door and letting the others out first. Both shook their head, laughing.

“I’ll explain on the way.” Amy said, as she tossed her scarf around her neck. Tails looked over his shop, and closed the door behind him.

#sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #sonamy #tails miles prower #tails the fox #knuckles the echidna #rouge the bat #knuxouge #sonamy fanfiction #sonamy fanfictions #sonamy fanfic

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weasleytwinfun · 5 years

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Are we late?

Request: Hello! Can you do a Fred/reader doctor who (11) crossover?

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Fred POV:

I roll over and pull her into my arms. She mumbles something and cuddles into my chest. “Morning love,” I say and kiss her head. She looks up. Her eyes. So big and beautiful. “Morning Freddie.” She smiles and leans up to plant a kiss on my lips.

She sits up and stretches her arms out. “Stay,” I say pulling her down to me and kissing her neck. “You know I can't.” She says and I grab on tighter to her. “Why?” I ask. She looks at me with sad eyes. “Because you need to wake up Freddie.” She says and kisses me.

I jolt out of my slumber to see George laughing at me. “Oh, you're something else mate. Never seen someone snog their pillow with such passion!” He laughs. I cover my face with the pillow and groan. “Shove off!” “Same dream?” I sit up and swing my legs off the bed. “Never the same dream. Just the same girl.” George sits next to me and slaps me on the back. “Well, maybe she's out there.” I shake my head really doubting it. “Yeah. Maybe.”

(Y/n) POV:

I slide down the silver stair rail to the main controls of the TARDIS. “Morning Doctor,” I say as I see him pace around pressing controls Willy nilly.

“Morning!” He peeks with a smile and a slight jump in his step. More than usual. “What'd you find?” I ask laughing. “Nothing yet… wait...wait wait wait!” Doctor hits buttons and goes on a rapid rampage getting the blue police box to woosh through time and space.

I grip onto the railing hoping I don't fall over like last time. “Doctor where are we going?” I scream as the tardis swishes back and forth. The box stops and makes the usual sound of landing.

Doctor looks up at me seriously. “You need to listen to my every word. This one is no joke.” “What is it?” He gulps. “A weeping angel.” He says and shivers knowing the horror of the monster.

3rd POV:

The Weasleys sit down for dinner and as their father walks in the door they all greet him. Molly kisses his cheek, Ron was stuffing his face, Fred and George say hello at the same time, Ginny waves with a smile, and Harry says a sweet hello.

Arthur sits down and gathers his food on a plate and taking a bite starved. “The weirdest thing is in the field about a mile back. An angel, hands covering its eye. You boys better move it. Gave me a fright.” Fred and George look at each other confused. “What are you talking about?” “We didn't put anything in the field.” Arthur stars at them. “You didn't put a statue out there?” The twins shake their heads. “Well, then I guess we'll just have to move it someplace else tomorrow. No harm.” They all eat and forget about the statue on their property that was moving closer to the house each second.

In the middle of the night, Fred awoke with a dry throat. He groans and goes down to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Once his uncomfortable thirst is quenched he places the glass in the sink. He looks up at the window and sees something in the darkness. A silhouette with wings. The angel has moved even closer to the house. It is now at the edge of the clearing with its hands still covering its face. Fred rolls his eyes thinking his twin brother must be playing a prank on him.

Fred rolls his eyes and looks up to see it's moved! The angel is closer! He runs up the stairs to get his mother and father.

Once the adults see the statue as close as it is they accuse their twin sons of the prank.

The 7th year twins look at each even more confused; George more than Fred as he thought his brother had everything to do with it. “What?” They ask. “Oh, honestly boys. Stop with this statue! It's not funny. Quite creepy actually!” Arthur shivers looking out the window to see it. He looks away for a second and then back to it to see it even closer now. “We didn't do anything!” They exclaim.

Fred looks at George and elbows him. “Yes, you do. You put it there. How could you not tell me? You scared the bits out of me when I came down here you git!” George tilts his head to the side and looks at his brother. “I didn't put it there I swear!” “Who else would do it! It moves!” Fred exclaims.

As they were arguing Arthur spent time doing the worst thing he could. Looking away and then looking back. Making the angel look closer to the house in the darkness. In the process of the yelling, the rest of the house was awoken and rushed downstairs to see what was going on.

Then an unexplainable whooshing sound is heard. The family looks confused and rushed to the sound seeing a Blue Police box in their living room. They turn the lights on and see the box in full view now.

The door opens and a man with a tweed jacket, a light blue button-down, and a red bow tie pops out. “Hello!” He smiles. Then a girl comes into view and looks around with a smile. “Oh cozy! I love it! I want a place like this.” The Weasley then all pull out their wands. “Oh, you're the magical folk. The ones who have magic. Right! So is she, so no worries!” The Doctor points at (y/n) with a smile.

Fred POV:

A blue police box? What?! The door opens and a man with a tweed jacket, a light blue button-down, and a red bow tie pops out. “Hello!” He smiles. Then a girl comes into view and looks around with a smile. “Oh cozy! I love it! I want a place like this.” Oh, Godric it's her. The her! The one from my dreams! We all pull out our wands and point them at the intruders. “Oh, you're the magical folk. The ones who have magic. Right! So is she, so no worries!” The man points at the girl with a smile.

She pulls out her own wand and we lower ours slowly. She looks over all of us and lands on me. She looks me up and down and winks making my face turn the color of my hair.

(Y/n) POV:

I look around the room and notice him. HIM! The one from my dreams! “Oh look! (Y/n)! It's him, isn't it? Oh yes, it is I can tell by the way you're looking at each other! Aww, how sweet!” Of course, I told the Doctor of my dreams. Only because I was confused. Same boy but different dreams every night. Figured he'd have an answer. I blush as red as the family's hair. “Shut up.”

The man of the house stands forward in front of his family. “Who are you?”

The Doctor stands tall and smiles. “I'm the Doctor, and this is (Y/n) my companion. Now! Enough chit chat! Where's that angel?” “You know about the statue?” The twins said at the same time causing the Doctor to look at the boys closely.

The lights start to flicker on and off and a bang is heard. The Doctor looks at me and drags me to the kitchen. We enter to see the angel now in the Kitchen and its eye wide open staring at all of us. “Look at it, but not the eyes. Do not look at its eye!”

The boy from my dreams comes up behind me. The Doctor scans the stone and looks at his sonic. “My my my! Look at you! Not aged a day. RIGHT! (Y/n)! Any clues on what to do?! Because I'm out.”

I stare at him wide-eyed. “You're out? You're never out! You're the Doctor!” “Wrong! I am the Doctor but I'm almost always out of ideas. Things just kind of happen!”

The lights turn off for a second and then turn back on. The angel is now in front of all of us with sharp teeth and it's hands up in a scary way. I jump back into the person behind me turning out to be Fred.

We fall back on the ground; me on top of him. He looks up at me and smirks. “Hello love. Long-time no see.” He says making me blush. “Alright! You two will talk later, but now we need to fix this! A million years old! One of the originals! Starving! What do we do?!” Doctor asks pacing and hitting his head.

The lights go out and all the wizards pull out our wands mumbling “lumos” making the room light up. “We need to run.” Arthur says. “Right. Good. Running is good, but getting rid of it is better! Ideas (Y/n)! Bright ones please!” Doctor says panicked.

I groan and start to pace. “I've read about them before. The image of an angel is an angel. The angels go through the eyes. The windows of the soul and tear you apart. They- DOCTOR! They tear you apart when you look in its eyes!” Doctor looks at me and snaps his fingers. “Oh you brilliantly beautiful thing! Fred you've got a keeper! More on that later! Mirror now!” Doctor says.

Doctor is passed a mirror from the wall and holds it up to the Angel. In a matter of seconds the angel screams making us all cover our ears.

I feel someone pull me to their chest. A familiar chest. Fred. The angel screams and then cracks, blowing up and hitting the floor in a thousand pieces.

The power comes back on and I look up. I see his soft eyes. His pink lips. His red hair. I felt compelled to do something I never thought I would. I pounced on him and pressed my lips to him. He didn't complain and in fact he kissed me right back. His brother wolf whistled, and the Doctor laughed.

We pulled away and looked at each other. “Alright time to explain! There was a time I knew about because I went forward a bit and saw a cute little backyard wedding! Ah yes! Yours! So I felt compelled to get you together! You're welcome! Yes for the dreams of course that was just destined. You knew each other before actually knowing each other!” The Doctor rambles on with a smile.

The Weasleys all look around confused. “So yay! Daughter in law!” The Doctor says with Jazz hands.

I look up at Fred and smile. “Not really a need for an introduction I guess. Not between us at least, but for them?” Fred nods and turns me around to his very confused family. “This is (y/n). My- um my…” “girlfriend.” I say connecting our hands.

His family look at each other then in seconds I'm tackled in a group hug.

Once we all pull away I see the Doctor sneaking away. “Doctor wait!” He turns around with a smile. “Yes beautiful brilliance?” He laughs. “Will we see you again?” Fred asks with his arm around my shoulder. “Oh I'll be back for the wedding. Even wear my top hat!” The mad man laughs and gets in his blue box.

Fred holds me close the rest of the night. For years he holds me tight, and yes we did see the Doctor again. He saved my happiest day from being a disaster.

#harry potter #fred weasley #george Wesley #fred weasley x reader #fred weasley imagine #george wealsey x reader #george weasley imagine #hogwarts #molly weasley #ron weasley #arthur weasley #weasley #wizard #weasley twins

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thenextgeneration3 · 6 years

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The missing link (part three)

Since before Anyone could remember it was always Clary, Simon and Y/n. Y/n was adopted by the Clary’s mom when she was just 6 years old. However, living in Brooklyn her British accent never left. They did everything together. Shared everything but that started to change after Clarys 16th birthday.

Warnings: non i think

Sorry for any mistakes

Hope you enjoy

Time lapse

Sitting in the library

“If you are a Blackstorm then how don’t I know about you. They were one of the top shadowhunter families.” Jace said while flipping through a dusty book

“So basically if I get this right. My blood means I’m part some cult that kills demons. Oh god Simon have you got me into a larping team. I’ve already told you in not into it. Also, Clary how are you so calm about all this. I’m about to call the but house for these people.” I said looking at both Simon and Clary.

“This is true Y/n. This is just like D&D. How aren’t you loving this?” Simon said excitedly getting a tut of Clary and Alec.

“Well I have had more time process and I’ve seen things. Also, it explains a lot of things. Like Luke and my mom . The whispering and the reason we haven’t got any family other than us.” Clary said while moving closer to Jace.

“Well I’m sorry but this is a lot of stuff to take in also is there anything else I can do to help find your mum.” I said changing the subject

“Well we are trying to find something my mom was hiding she hid from Valentine before she died. But I can’t remember anything.” Clary said while looking from Alec to Jace

“What do you mean she hid something? And if she did hide something wouldn’t she leave a clue maybe with someone maybe Luke or you. Someone she knows it’ll be safe with.” I said thinking about it

“That actually smart. Clary did your mom never leave you anything told you to keep it safe?” Jace asked placing down the book

“Wait Clary didn’t she give you some family heirloom for your birthday that pen thingy.”

“Oh yeah. This?” Clary said handing it over to Jace. “Yeah mom said she’d explain it.” She said shrugging.

“Okay is there any way we can find out if mum leave anything for you or a map.” I asked sitting next to Clary

“No I look back and it’s like all things to do with this world was whipped.”

“Yeah I’m surprised you didn’t notice those white scars on her body.” We both turned to wards Simon.

“What do you mean white scars.”

Those little white scars that were in her arms and legs. When we were at the lake and we went swimming. In her swim suit she had all those scars on her body.” Me and Clary looking puzzled

“It confirms she’s a shadowhunter but maybe she’s locked it away in her mind we could take them to the silent city. They could help”

Time skip

“Wow so the silent city is in a cemetery great not at all creepy.” I said wrapping my arms around me

“Who are the silent brothers?” Simon asked as we approached a fence.

“They are sort of librarians they help shadowhunter” Issy said while linking arms with Simon

“So why are you all scared of them if they are librarians. All give over due book?” Simon joked earning a scoff from Alec

“Right we stop here. Alec you patrol the perimeter. Issy you watch the mundi. Clary, Y/n and I will go in.” Jace have orders as we all we ready

We descended into the city of bones. Literally as everywhere was covered. There were words everywhere but in the shadow of the Witchlight it was hardly visible.

“What does that say?” Clary asked pointing at the scripture under the angel statue. Jace chuckled

“Shadowhunters looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234”

“Really?” Clary looked confused looking over the words NEPHILIM: FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNI.

“No it means the decent to hell is easy” I said walking past Jace not bothering to look back

“You speak Latin?” Jace asked surprised

“Yes and other languages. I have since I can remember.”

‘The Blackstorms are known to have spoken in various tongues.’ A voice inside my head said

“Okay. Am I going nuts or did someone just talk” I said while carrying onto a large room where symbol aligned the floor and a sword hovered from the ceiling

‘Welcome to the city of bones. We are the silent brothers we will help you recover what is lost. Clarissa Fairchild please step forward’ Clary walked towards the middle of the room. The sword came down and touched her and she cried out and hit the floor “Clary” I screamed Jace holding me back. She begins to write something in the dust.

“Magnus bane”

Time skip

In the institute they all were in the kitchen eating. I wasn’t hungry deciding to look around the place. The institute was massive. Every room designated to a different project. That when I ground the one room I was looking for the training room.

“Do you train?” I jumped not expecting someone to be there

“Alec Lightwood right ?” I said holding a hand over my heart

“Yes. Do you train?” He repeated

“A little. Wanna show me a few things ?” I asked removing the jacket.

“Fine. Now grab a staff” he said grabbing one himself

“Now I don’t want you to go easy on me” I said with a smirk as we begin to spar. I’ve never used a staff but it quickly adapted. Alec and I spared for a 30 minutes before he was able to trip me with the end of the staff.

“Not bad you need to keep an eye on your feet you leave them open. You also are very stiff from the waist down you need to move. Now again.” He said helping me up. It didn’t take long before I used his advice and was finally able to figure out his fighting technique. Then I was able to use my foot and trip him up and he landed on his back with my staff hovering over-his face. “Very good but you forgot something” he said before tripping me over. Landing on my back beside him. “Always look for a way out” he said chuckling while offering me a hand

“Omg is that Alec Lightwood laughing” Issy said from the door “you’ve got some skills Y/n. You sure you’ve never trained or known about shadowhunters because Jace was just saying you know a few languages.”

“I’ve spoken them since I was little and I made sure I use at least them all once a week. I also train in a dojo 3 days a week because it helps with balance and self defence. I live in Brooklyn after all. Now I’m off to take a shower.” I said putting back my staff

“Oh Y/n. We are going to Magnus you’ll need to dress pretty.”

“I don’t have anything with me?”

“Brilliant lets go to my room I can help with that.” Issy said linking arms and rushing off to her room.

Time skip

“Is do you have anything a bit more me ?”

“And what would that be”

“Well a mwah top would be nice I’m wearing my good bra and maybe a skater skirt. So I can wear my combats.” She began rooting throw her wardrobe.

“Like this?” She held a burgundy skater skirt with a complete mesh body suit with small velvet stars covering it.

“Perfect, fishnets ?” She was already holding them up. “Yes. Okay I’ll be two second.” I emerge from the bathroom looking older than I thought I had light make up on with my hair wavy and half up. Filling off the look with my beaten up combats. Issy, Clary and I emerged from the bedroom all dressed for the party “what you think?” Issy asked.

“I like” Jace said looking at me

“Wow” Simon said as he looked at Clary and I.

“Do you need a sheath? I have a few thigh ones you could borrow” Issy said to both Clary and I.

“No”

“Yes” Simon,Clary and I said at the same time.

“Does this mean I get a knife now?” I questioned raising my eyebrow at Jace and he handed up one of his many seraph blades

“Thank you��

Time skip

The music was so loud down the street it wasn’t hard to miss but I had the feeling I’d been there before. It was like I’ve been there many time. We knocked on the door a man with blue hair and black gothic clothes answered the door

“OMG. Please tell me you are all seeing him to ?” I questioned they all looked at me and Simon answered

“Yeah. The dude that looks like gay sonic the hedgehog crossed with the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang. Very much so” he said picking his mouth from the floor

“Thank god I thought I was going mad again?” “May we come in we have an invitation”

“I don’t remember inviting nephelm to my party” he said “however,I was pretty drunk so I could. Just don’t kill my guests and I’m only going it because of the pretty boy” he said moving aside and letting us all in. “Thank you” Jace said while stepping inside “I didn’t mean you. I meant him with the blue eyes.” He said giving Alec a wink.

“I ship it.” I whispered to Issy as we walked past warning a smirk from Magnus.

Magnus slips of into a room and Clary and I follow him. “I’m surprised you are both here and accompanied by shadowhunters no less.” Jace entered the room with Alec. Simon was with Issy.

“What do you mean do you know these two?” Jace asked as he stepped closer to us both. Alec coming up behind us.

“Of course I watched them nearly grow up. Your mom came to me ages ago because she didn’t want you both in the shadow world. Jocelyn was very specific on what she wanted me to do. I told her it was tricky and could be risky but she wanted it anyways. I wiped both girls memories. Though Y/n was the hardest you had so much more time in the shadow world. Clary was a baby only a year or two younger but you already knew loads of languages for a young age. Also, you were just this little confident child that wasn’t afraid of anything.” He said looking at me. “However, I did what she asked and you luckily kept all the languages you’ve learnt but your mind fought back you came here more than Clary did. Then you started sparing Jocelyn was worried that it’ll trigger something but she let you do it anyways.” He looked at Clary “ you however, were a little minx your mom was determined to hide all your shadowhunter parts. You liked to pick on the fairies in the garden and you even picked on my cat. Once he scratched you of course you screamed like a banshee. I of courses as if you were half. She said no that your father wasn’t involved and he won’t be. I asked who he was she said he died. Then she made up this story about the man in the army to protect you.” He said sitting down

“Wow that was an unload and a half. So do you know where Jocelyn is now ?” I asked. “So yo know how to get these blocks off our minds also?”

“Once they were implicated no one can take them off however,since you are both here and you’ve already seen thought one of my hardest glamour. It would should be wearing off. Not long now.” After he said that a scream came from outside. Issy ran in crying and breathing heavily

“They’ve... theyve... they’ve taken Simon” she cried

“Who has?” Jace asked

“Vampires” she replied

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I’m Gonna Wreck It

Another movie I haven’t seen, another live blog! This week I’ll be checking out Wreck-It Ralph. Truth be told, idk why I haven’t seen this before: video game and arcade jokes? What’s not to love omg.

Oh my god, 8-bit Disney Animation logo with complimentary 8-bit music. It’s perfect.

Wait a minute...is Ralph really the bad guy if the bulldozer moved his stump first? I can kinda understand his aggression seeing as they hit first. He’s only responding...with fists...

Fastest way to get exposition is to have John C. Riley narrate over a video game lemme tell ya. And the premise makes a lot of sense. Ralph does his job. It just so happens that that job is to wreck everything. And get thrown off a roof. Into mud. Medal-less.

Lol @the-kid-who-says-“This animation is so real.” I see you, Disney. I see you.

Whoa. Just whoa. The arcade time lapse is so full of old video game references, there is no way you could catch them all in one viewing. Damn, Disney really went all out with the royalties for this movie. Pac-man, Asteroids, Frogger, TMNT, this is beautiful.

And we’re still less than 3 minutes into this movie. Oh, this is gonna be good.

Aw, Ralph wants to love his job but hates it at the same time. Is this gonna be a mid-life crisis told through video games? Please say yes.

Lolololol this is like a modern version of Toy Story. All the video games come to life once the people leave. Oh and Street Fighter II? That could not have been easy to get in this movie (and they only use it for a quick joke about grabbing a drink after work, too. Now that’s dedication to making your world believable).

I’m loving this translation of choppy 8-bit video game motions into a 3D animated world. It’s a subtle touch, but one that makes everything more realistic imo.

Also, loving the meta-humor where Ralph literally wrecks everything he touches. Even the bushes fall over after he brushes them.

Aw, Ralph’s true motivations are coming through... :(

Lol a Bad-Anon meeting? Idk what’s better: the fact that it’s a play on Alcohol Anonymous or the fact that they used Anon from Internet slang.

Nope, I change my mind. The best part about this is how many video game baddies they have here. Bowser, Kano, Dr. Robotnik, Blinky the Ghost, I just can’t believe it.

Aw, the bad guys are really trying to explain to Ralph why being bad isn’t necessarily a bad thing. That’s nice.

Oh my god, Kano just ripped Zombie’s heart out. That’s hilarious. Fatality (except Zombie is already dead...).

Lol. Thanks, Satan.

I like how everyone freaks out when Ralph says he doesn’t want to be the bad guy anymore. Society has rules, and if Ralph is trying to break them in the slightest (”go Turbo”), then everyone loses their minds. Even for bad guys, you still gotta follow the rules.

Whoa. Blinky is right. Don’t try and change who you are to be better, accept who you are to be a better you. Damn, deep stuff.

AHHH THE BAD-ANON MEETING WAS IN BLINKY’S RESPAWN BOX FOR PAC-MAN. THAT’S ABSOLUTE GOLD.

Oh my god Game Central Station is magnificent. The gates are outlet faces, and there are so many video game characters there. This is amazing.

Lol “All aboard the Soul Train, outlet 12.” Nice throwback.

Oooo a “random security check” always pulling aside Ralph. Not-so-subtle discrimination allegory. I like it. Also, Lara Croft name-dropping is always a good touch.

Sonic is in this movie too??? Marvelous. Simply marvelous.

Holy crap, Q*bert is homeless because their game got unplugged??? Snake too??? Oh my god that’s right in the feels. Aw and Ralph gives them his cherry. That’s so sweet. Gah this is gonna be an emotional roller coaster of a movie.

Lolololol is that supposed to be Skrillex?

Ralph and Felix’s conversation is so awkward. That makes me sad :(

Ah, Ralph is already breaking stuff. Ah and Felix’s respawn animation. Too cute.

Two things: 1) why are the apartment people so effing rude. Were they raised in a bar? Jfc. 2) I’m loving how anti-social Ralph is. Yea, you tell em buddy. Stick it to the man.

As sad as Ralph wrecking the cake is, you gotta appreciate the pixelated cake-splatter everywhere.

Oh my gosh how did I not see this before?! Tapper is an old video game too! Golly gee, references are everywhere!!!

Super mushrooms and Metal Gear exclamation points in the lost-and-found! Brilliant!

Oh, I get it. Hero’s Duty is supposed to be a cross between Halo and Call of Duty. Modern games are in this movie too. Smashing.

Is that Jane Lynch???? Oh heck yes!

“First Person Shooter coming through.” Niceeeeeeee.

This dubstep-space-robot-bug-thingy-shooter sequence is FUCKING AWESOME. HOLY NUTS WHY CAN’T ALL DISNEY MOVIES BE LIKE THIS.

Even in this chaotic shooting game, “formation” and social constructs are paramount. Damn, society. You scary.

Ralph and the “old video games” calling out the “new video games” for being scary. Got em.

Ha. A giant blue beam to zap all the bugs with. Cute.

Subway product placement? Huh. Interesting.

Also, the jerk guys who are clearly way older than the marketed arcade demographic are total jerks. Realistic arcade representation though. Every arcade has em.

Oh snap. Now I know why “sticking to the program” is so important. If games don’t, then they can be shut down for good. That’s so dark, Disney.

Ah now I wanna learn Q*bert-ese. That sounds really fun.

Also, it’s funny to see how much the village people (pun intended) need Ralph now after they berated him for “wrecking everything.” Yea, karma bitch.

I like how smitten Felix is for high-definition characters. Lol innuendo.

Are the cybug eggs supposed to be a reference to the eggs from Aliens? If so, I approve.

Aw, Ralph just wants everyone’s approval. That’s so sad :( Poor Ralph.

The little cybug just jumped on Ralph’s face. Totally a reference to Aliens.

Hahahahaha. Sonic lost his rings!

Sugar Rush is a mix between Mario Kart and Candyland right? That’s sweet (yes, pun intended again).

Also, that’s a theme catchy song.

I can’t believe that’s Sarah Silverman!

Whoa was that a glitch...? Do they have those in this movie?

If cybugs are viruses, does that mean Hero’s Duty is like the Norton Antivirus of the arcade then? Lol that’d be a riveting game.

Pay-to-play for this racing competition seems like it guarantees the richest racers will always race…it’s almost like the top 1% of racers will always stay at the top…hey wait a minute, Disney…

I like how the coins dissolve in to 0’s and 1’s. It’s the little details that make this movie awesome.

Oh no, Ralph’s medal got dissolved…

So Vanellope is a glitch. Whoa.

Haha. The cops are donuts. Got em.

Is that Ralph or Shrek?

AH IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A REPRESENTATION OF POLICE BRUTALITY??? AH DISNEY I SEE YOU

Whoa, glitch discrimination. That’s some deep stuff yo.

THE OREOS ARE FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ I’M GONNA McFREAKIN’ LOSE IT

Children of the Candy Corn? There are so many references in this movie that I highly doubt younger audiences will recognize.

Lol. Fun-geon. Pun-geon. Aha, ok. I’m done-geon. Oh my god. It went full circle.

A Darth Vader breathing reference? What doesn’t this movie have???

Pixlexia? Is that a play on dyslexia?

Holy fuck, these racers are awful. They’re destroying Vanellope’s car just cuz she’s different? WTF.

Yay! Ralph to the rescue!

Haha. Ralph can break everything except a jawbreaker. Just like I remember them.

Oh snap. Nvm, he did.

Why would a creepy character like Turbo be the hero of a racing game? He sure doesn’t look like a hero…

Also, good exposition for the word “Turbo.”

Ahaha. Nesquik-sand. I love Nesquik. But I hate sand. It’s rough. And course. And it gets everywhere (lol, ok I’m done).

Aha Laffy Taffy that laugh. This movie is full of puns too? Oh I am in love.

Aaaaand insert obligatory Disney romance subplot here.

Lol. Gunshots are the fastest way to silence unwanted singing.

Oh my gosh. Candy-cybugs???

Is Vanellope calling Ralph “Knuckles” supposed to be a Sonic the Hedgehog reference? If so, I love it.

Lolololol did she just call him GLaDOS too??? Gold!!!

A game within a game. Game-ception? Nope, a mini-game!

Aw Vanellope and Ralph are bonding.

AW VANELLOPE LOVES THE CAR RALPH MADE FOR HER. THAT’S SO FUCKING PRECIOUS.

I get the vibe I’m not supposed to like King Candy, but his puns save me. Spiritually, ethically, psychologically. Everything.

Ahhhhh the ol’ Mentos and Diet Coke trick. Good one.

Whoa. The parallels between Vanellope and Ralph are striking, sure. But the fact that she can’t even leave her game because she’s a glitch? That’s hard stuff. At least Ralph can go where he pleases. Damn, Disney.

Lol, Vanellope learning to drive is exactly how I was in driver’s ed. “What do these pedals on the floor do?”

Vanellope has a chance to win if she can “get that glitch under control?” That totally undermines the entire message of the movie thus far! What the heck!

AAAAAAAHHHHH THE UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-START CHEAT CODE!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

Aw, even Vanellope’s code is alienated from the rest of the game…

Lol, come on Felix. Put a trigger warning on before you say “Dynamite gal.”

HOLY FUCK VANELLOPE WILL DIE IF SHE WINS THE RACE. OH MY GOD KING CANDY’S LOGIC MAKES SENSE BUT HOLY FUCK THAT’S AWFUL. JESUS DISNEY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME.

AAAAHHH VANELLOPE MADE RALPH A MEDAL OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH RALPH NO NOT THE CAR OH MY FUCKING GOD NO NO NO NO NO

This movie is really sending mixed signals about being bad. Is it good to be bad? Is it bad to be bad? Are bad guys just alone no matter which way they try to be?

Waaaaaiiiit a minute. Why is Vanellope on the side of the arcade game if she’s a glitch? Game makers wouldn’t do that…what’s going on…

Lol, I literally just thought of that Ralph. No fair.

Haha. Candy-coated Heart of Darkness. The horror. The horror.

Jesus, eating Sour Bill is like dunking him in acid. Ralph is twisted, wow oh wow.

Whoa. Jeez how omnipotent is King Candy? He forcibly made Vanellope a glitch, then locked up everyone’s memories of her? Whoa.

The game will reset if Vanellope crosses the finish line? Hm….

Also, nice “stick around” pun, Ralph.

Lol. Felix making the bars stronger is great.

So is Ralph returning to being bad…by doing something good? Again, what is this movie trying to say! Be good or be bad??? Be bad with good intentions??? Jeez, I’ve never had such an identity crisis over a movie before!

Haha. The assorted fans with nuts are the Cameron Crazies. Nice touch.

Ooooooo I love the camera pan-around for the racecars! Just like in Mario Kart!

Ah someone even spun out before the start! Didn’t get the timing right, eh?

Now that’s what I call pod-racing!

Ayyy nice. Vanellope’s glitch moved her ahead of those Mean-Girl-esque candy racers!

Damn, Vanellope is 2 fast 2 furious for King Candy (with a little Tokyo Drift thrown in there for good measure).

Oh my god. It all makes sense now. King Candy is Turbo. He passed his glitch on to Vanellope so she’d be the outcast and not him. But Vanellope inadvertently passed it back to him and exposed him. Whoa.

Oh nice, another literary reference. On the “Come back soon” sign, it says “Parting is such sweet sorrow…” from Romeo and Juliet. Nice one (and a good pun too).

Oh god, Vanellope still can’t leave the game.

No no no she can’t die. No no no don’t do it, Disney.

Oh I see. Ralph is using his bad wrecking powers for good. Ohhhhhh.

Ohhhh snap. Now Turbo is game-hopping virus. Shit.

OH NO. NO NO NO. IS RALPH GONNA DIE???

Oh. He didn’t. Good.

Wait, is Vanellope getting a dress? Aw come on, Disney. I thought we were done with gender stereotyping.

Whoa, what??? Princess Vanellope??? Yo way to go!!!

Yea, Vanellope, yea! Execute those suckers! Fuck em up!!!

Aw, she was just kidding. Darn it.

Lol, constitutional democracy? President Vanellope? Yea, I’d vote for her.

Jesus, even with a happy ending, Disney has to play with my heart. Why does Ralph have to say goodbye. Why why why.

Aw a nice sweet happy ending where everybody wins. Good ol’ Disney.

HOLY CRAP RALPH CAN SEE VANELLOPE RACING WHEN HE GETS THROWN OFF THE BUILDING THAT IS SO FREAKING CUTE OH MY GOSH

AHHHHH WHAT A PERFECT ENDING. WHAT A PERFECT LAST LINE. AHHHHH THIS MOVIE IS SO PERFECT. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW GAAAAAHHHHHH

OH MY GOODNESS JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER. THE PAC-MAN ENDGAME GLITCH IS AT THE END OF THE CREDITS DURING THE DISNEY LOGO. HOW PERFECT IS THAT!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

This movie is beautiful. Just simply beautiful.

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