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#why did i write all of this DO U SEE WHAT I MEANN my head is in my hands rn
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Normal ask meme Nothing odd here, just some normal asks. 1. Where did you hide the body? I’m not telling you
2. Favorite rock? Earl
3. Worst dream you ever had? Every one
4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind Dang-dang-diggity dang a dang
5. Does blood make you uncomfortable? Yes
6. Even numbers or Odd numbers? ABdicbaob evens
7. Something you hate that you love? Drawing
8. The first initial of someone you hate? J
9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate” Eggs br> X-ray Sunflowers> And find Nothing but Great Unicycles made for Ice cream and Nutrition Also Tabatha is in love with Earl
10. Do you enjoy corndogs? Yes very much I agreee
11. Favorite movie from the year 2005? KRONK’S NEW GROOVE???
12. Least favorite music genre? country
13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences? Talking
14. Three things that you would never want to come near you? Arms Crustaceans Armed crustaceans 15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion) crustacean atTACK
16. any unsual habits? CUTTING MY FINGERS WHILST I DRAWS?
17. One emoji that you probably have never used? 🌚
18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle. It sprouted legs
19. Do you know what old bay is? Seasoning???
20. Can you dance? What is dance
21. What first comes to mind when you see rope? That is a rope
22. Make an obscure reference I’m a total trash mammal
23. What is your favorite color for a balloon? Light blue
24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty? Yes
25. Are you hungry? Yes
26. Do you have an unlucky number? 7?
27. What does “JMD” stand for? Just make dollars
28. Random Inside joke? What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They’re al gone!
29. What sends chills up your spine? DYING
30. How many questions are currently in your inbox? like 12
31. Someone (real) who scares you? Myself
32. Run or Hide? Both
33. Who is the last person who made you angry? Myself
34. What’s going on in your head? You don’t want to know
35. One little thing that makes you smile? COCONUTS
36. Are you a decisive person? sureee
37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person? Sureeeeeee
38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in? Ummm costco?
39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type? Yes and the ones worn in the 1920s
40. Bowties or Ties? Bow ties
41. Who? You
42. What? Don’t ask me
43. Where? The sky
44. When? About 10 to 4
45. Why? Heck if I know
46. How? Why not
47. Do you collect anything? Post it notes (???)
48. What time is it? 7:46 pm
49. Favorite mode of transportation? Bicycle
50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else? Yes
51. Make a joke What do you call a cow that has be knighted by the queen? Sir loin
52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW !gnad a gnad ytiggid gnad gnaD
53. Would your dash be considered SFW? What does that meann
54. Do you like to cuddle? WHAT THE HECK?
55. What makes you angry? EVERYTHIBG
56. How many voices are in your head? LIKE 12
57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable? Nope nope NOPE
58. Are you easily offended? EH
59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets? we don’t talk about backstreets here
60. Any questions you want people to ask you? No shoo, off with them
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