" Oh Dear........."

(TW:ANGST,GORE,BRATTY EX,A FLUFFY ENDING,TORTURE,OOC,GIRLBOSS YING)

Kaiju An exited the Dream Domain and started heading back home.It was late very late so Kaiju needed to get home before her mother started to worry and as she was walking back home she noticed a weird person following her,at first she thought she was tripping but she wasn't as the guy continued to follow her she made a turn into a alleyway and hid behind a dumpster,the guy walked in and looked around he took off his hood as he started to complain, "Dammit,I lost them.......", he said as he left the alleyway,'WHY IS MY MOMS EX FOLLOWING ME-' ,she thought as she walked out from behind the dumpster and then everything went black the last thing she heard before she passed out was, " Gotcha ".

(Third person POV)

' Everything is dark,I feel limb and i'm really dizzy what happened?'.........then it hit her,' am I being kidnapped!?! ',Kaiju opens her eyes lazily as she looks around and the first person i sees him," good,your awake now you can help me. ", he said as he grabbed a chair, " What do you want.... ",Kaiju glared at him as he sat down on the chair," Important things that requires your magic......and blood but I know you will do those things willingly....wither you like it or not...",Kaiju was filled with rage and decided to use those words Macaque taught her, " YOU F-CKING B-TCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRAPPING THE GUARDIAN OF DREAMS AND THE- ",She was cut off by Dong grabbing her by the neck and choking her almost killing her, " YOUR TITLE MEANS NOTHING TO ME........YOU MAY HAVE STRONG AND POWERFUL FEATS IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO ME....", he let go of her he looks at her in annoyance,Kaiju was taking multiple deep breaths as she gathered breath for her lungs," You are nothing more than a sheer tool for my fame " he said as he injected a potion into her making her fall asleep. then a certain monkey went to go alert the mother.

{WITH YING}

"When is she coming back......" , Ying said to herself it was 2am and Kaiju hasn't came back yet making dear Ying worried as its been 4 hours straight.... Knock knock Ying freaking dashes for the door hoping it her daughter but opens it to see everyone's favorite hot topic monkey,Macaque," YING-,don't close the door on me........it's about Kaiju ",Ying creaked the door open to see the monkey man and bluntly tells him," tell me everything......."

{BACK TO KAIJU}

she woke up after having a terrible dream of times when her life was crap and got interrupted by Dong harshly grabbing her and throwing her harshly on the floor , "So.........tell me ", he said as he walked towards Kaiju An in her weakened state , " Where is the Medalent? " he asked as he towered over her," I'm....n-not telling you anything you bitch-",that seemed to in rage as he kicked Kaiju in the stomach sending her to crash against the wall, " TELL ME NOW ",He yelled he was slowly losing his composer," No... ", That made him even more mad,He grabbed Kaiju by the tail and threw her against a table breaking it," OW- " ,this continued for 19 minutes straight,he was ruthlessly beating her up,Kaiju An was terribly beat up,sore,bleeding and she had a few scars,she saw Dong walking up to her but then.....SMASH Kaiju An saw flashes of light and dark purple before passing out.

{WITH YING AND MACAQUE}

Ying was choking Dong,her eyes filled with rage she was not about to leave this place without letting him have it,she was punching him relentless of the blood being splattered on her face.Macaque went to retrieve Kaiju Ann and was horrified at her state," oh kid.............. ",he examined all the scars and saw how terribly beat up she was and her ear and right hind leg where in a Terrible conditions," Ying! I got-.......",he saw Ying on her knees with her covered in blood,and Dong beat up and half of his face ripped off he is just lying there bleeding Macaque used his shadow portals to teleport's all three of them back to Ying's House," Ying....Ying? It's gonna be ok... ",he pulled her close to him embracing her,even if she has bloodstained clothes," Kaiju is gonna be alright....... ",Ying pulled away from Macaques hug and went to go find the first aid kit but she used up all the supplies so she went to text Sandy if he could help out

Sandy? yeah? Can you come over? Kaiju An needs help

o Ofc! on my way rn

thanks

(time skip cuz I'm lazy)

" I'm here! "

PT.2 soon.....

@yingjiaoyue

hello and welcome to gryphon’s crackshit crossover corner

I’ve already talked about my theory that httyd is set in the very distant, post-apocalyptic future. that theory was originally inspired by ‘what if httyd and horizon zero dawn crossover?’ My brain said things and for some fuckforsaken reason I listened. 

TL:DR I can smash together a crossover of so many different fandoms and media. It’s stupid. I’m crazy. I love it. This is what ADHD makes me think about when I zone out 

Anyway, first thing; the portal games could cross over with virtually anything. Portal-lands (borderlands). Portal age of wonderbeasts. How to Portal Your Dragon. Portal and the Princesses of Power. Portal: Zero Dawn. Portalverwatch. Portales of Arcadia. Fuck, if I really wanted, I could make the portal series crossover with Star Wars. This is because the time gap between portal one and two is spectacularly, deliciously difficult to pinpoint. If I shuffle it around, I could align the times during which action and dramatic events occur to line up with Chell finally escaping the facility. She walks through the wheat field and immediately encounters a megabunny, or a herd of grazers and striders. Or she trips on a rusted null sector carcass. Or her first night on the surface she’s staring at the moon and the star-filled sky, until she hears a slowly mounting screech and a flash of lightning. Or after a couple days she encounters a migration of creatures with stone skin, because they’re going to New Jersey and wanted to stop in Michigan to visit the great lakes, I guess. Or a couple weeks in to her new life, there’s a bright flash in the sky, and now she’s glowing? And has weird glowing tattoos on her arm? And can set things on fire? Or a year or two after she escapes, a spaceship? touches down? and out comes a catgirl, a lady with prehensile hair, a weird tall white guy, but not, like, a typical white guy, his skin is literally snow white, and someone who appears to be (???) normally human????? With portal, anything is possible. Bonus points that technically any and all fanfiction, AUs, the like etc. of portal are canon, thanks to cave literally reaching through the multiverse, thereby making all of those alternative realities possible. 

So if I wanted, I could stick portal in anything. Like how salt can be used in virtually every cuisine. 

But oh, my dear brain did not stop there. This is a crackshit crossover corner, after all.  If I fuck around enough, I could frankenstein together almost all of these. The events in HZD take place approximately one thousand years after the apocalypse, which occurred mid-2000s. As in 2050s-60s, not 2005. Kipo Age of Wonderbeasts takes place about 200 years after their mutepocalypse (also it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that ‘mute’ was shortened from ‘mutants’ and has nothing to do with their ability to speak), and we’re not sure when that happened. We could hazard a guess that Gaia was able to rebuild the world and some of humanity after Faro’s fuckup, but maybe went a liiiiiiiittle too far with the Artemis sub-probgram, and the mutepocalypse happens almost immediately. Oopsies. World goes on for 200 years post mutepocalypse, events of the series of Kipo Age of Wonderbeasts occur. Anknown amount of years later Hades decide’s that’s enough and wipes Gaia’s slate clean for her to start over again. She gives it another shot, but this time limits the amount of historical information that she gave to the humans that she released. Might’ve been a bit inaccurate, because do you know just how much human media insisted that vikings had horned helmets? (Could also explain why somehow Tuffnut knows some spanish). Whatever. This time she tries dragons. Things are actually going pretty well for a couple hundred years, Gaia always thought the ancient mythological tales of winged fire-breathers were cool, why not try it out? Until--are you kidding? The dragons disappear to hide underground? From the humans? Seriously? Wow. Wooooow. All that effort, wasted. Hades decides it’s time to try again. This time? Screw it. Robot megafauna. Hades can’t eat that. Around half a millenia later, Hades gains sentience, goes about trying to commit genocide, events of the HZD game occur. For fanfic funsies, Chell could wake up literally any time in there, because why not add another layer? These all coexist in the same space-time. Same universe, same timeline, but unfortunately not at the same time. Oof. -----> This crackshit combines Horizon Zero Dawn, Kipo Age of Wonderbeasts, and How to Train Your Dragon. (*portal optional)

Or how about somehow, some way, the whole prehistoric ‘peopling of the earth’ (deadass the name of a textbook chapter) was more like accidental colonization of the earth? The rest of the six galaxies moved on and kind of forgot about them, so Borderlands doesn’t necessarily have to be in the distant future of earth’s timeline. Some millenia ago, the Destroyer was going around, doing its thing. The Eridians didn’t like that, so they found a planet with natural capabilities they could take advantage of, asked some sirens for help, and turned it into a superweapon. After all, as typhon says, most Eridian things run on crystals. And sirens’ powers are often elemental--who’s to say the runestones on Etheria aren’t their collaborative work? Along the way they probably make an enemy because of course they do, so why not give the Heart a test run @ Horde Prime? Until Mara rebels, and yeets Etheria and its moons (and presumably star) into Despondos. Well, fuck. Horde Prime mentions ‘one thousand years’ of waiting, but when traveling through space, time can get fucky. Anyway, Now they have to come up with an alternative way to eliminate the Destroyer. It might take a few millenia of hopping around, leaving their mark on various planets, but eventually they come up with the idea of creating a cage, creating pandora... After all, the architecture of the First One’s ruins in SPOP and the various Eridian Ruins in the borderlands series aren’t super different. It’s reasonably possible that their stylistic design choices changed over time--whose hasn’t? Gothic architecture wasn’t hanging around from the dawn of human time. Anyway, we know that since they began building Pandora, the Eridians knew what it would entail. So when Nyriad killed them to power the Machine in the Pyre of the Stars, it’s not like they hadn’t prepared to die. The guardians, their own creations, have heath bars made entirely of shields, implying that they are beings not of flesh but of energy. And who wouldn’t want to at least attempt to preserve their culture, at least a shred of it? Many statues that are presumably in the Eridian’s likeness have only two arms, but some have more. And what energy-based lifeforms (from tales of arcadia) have a majority population with two arms, but a select special few with four? What is their planet called? AkiRIDIAN 5. It is implied that not even Nekrotafeyo, the Eridian’s home planet, is technically the place of their origination, so it’s not all that out of the question for them to make (and possibly fail at) a couple of planets they could put their extra-sentient lifeforms on. ‘Alright, We are called Eridians. This is the fifth planet we made for you. Have fun, we have to go die.’ How often is history not warped by time? Particularly the pronunciation of things? And of course if they’re starting over with a completely new place and no template to work off of, the architecture they come up with is not at al likely to resemble that of their progenitors. Also note that Luug and other Akiridian creatures seen, like those weird ass energy bugs, look fucking weird. You know what else looks fucking weird? The fauna of Nekrotafeyo. In this version, Mara’s story in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is the very distant early history of the Eridians, before even Nyriad, who is presumed to be very long-lived. The ancient history that the Eridians themselves left behind is in turn the prehistory of the people of Akiridian 5. And again, if u want, portal. That said, the end of SPOP S5, the end of BL3 (currently the latest borderlands game), and the end of the Tales of Arcadia series could not only exist in the same spacetime, but also at the same time. ---->This crackshit combines She ra, Borderlands, and Tales of Arcadia. (*portal optional)