Me going through my old files: Wow I was really obsessed with this one thing, huh? Wild. Glad I'm not obsessed with it now. Anyways *obsesses over something else*
camera phones only became popular in 2004 and by july 2004, the us had released the highest resolution camera at the time. Anyways Nacho died before he get to receive nudes from Lalo.
I first read Elementia Chronicles in 4th grade, these were all my (very normal) theories I had
And I will be rating them on how cool they are
Caesar and Charlemagne are siblings (They’re kind of the exact same person, but they don’t have any emotions about each other so, 3/10)
Becca is Leonidas’ older sister (THIS. THIS IS THE ONE. A: She’s the only one who calls him “Leo” instead of his full name B: Similar hair colour and C: Their dynamic is very love/hate/despise/murder they have the same dynamic that I have with my little brother. And if not siblings they at least act like it 9/10)
Caesar knew Lord Tenebris is Kev (He isn’t even a little scared of him. Not even one scared. 10/10)
Magonga is a player pretending to be a villager (?????????? What does this mean?? Hey 4th grade me were you okay?? 0/10)
DZ is actually the Black Hood (Holy shit this one is crazy. Cause DZ is a Steve skin, you can’t see his eyes, and the Black Hood appeared RIGHT after DZ dies. This one has much evidence BUT The Black Hood is quiet and edgy and DZ is clinically insane. 5/10)
And finally,
All the major Noctem officials were being possessed by Minecraft Creepypastas (What? W H A T? Ok we get it 4th grade me you had a FNAF phase PLEASE be normal about it 8/10 for creativity but 0/10 for everything else)
I had to quickly scribble over a part of my receipt doodle last night because I wrote “I will eat your eyes” on it thinking my friend would KEEP the receipt.
They intended to leave it at the table.
So now there is a waiter out there wondering why a plague doctor doodle says “Thank you!” over:
I don’t even have a picture of the doodle but here’s some napkin samples to give you an idea:
My middle school history teacher always called me a retard and said I should be in special ed and bullied me for hand flapping and joked to the class about me dying and I wanted him to fuck me so bad and never saw a problem with the way he treated me