#what average person refers to a queen anne mansion as fucking FIXER UPPER
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I had a funny silly thing to say about something I found in past Discord conversations about some stuff I've been doing here but nah fuck that
Guess which FNaF author has apparently been tormenting me with frustrating plots, a love for wasted screen time and a lack of details needed to tell the fucking story, since Felix the Shark.
#in the discord i have devolved into just screaming the author's name#like I'm begging her to see what she's done but also using it with enough sarcasm to sink a ship lmao#this ONE author is driving me insane how is she getting these past editors???#they all feel like rough drafts at BEST#which they might be!!#god i read warrior cats and it didn't annoy me as much as this...#obsessed with tubes of doom and scared of giving any sort of clues for literally anything#and there's no way she's not minted.#what average person refers to a queen anne mansion as fucking FIXER UPPER#that could be afforded on this one guy solo making robotic vacuums that are expensive to make in every way possible???#bro... he even ran away from his grief by travelling the world like no he did not you plum#couldn't afford to set up a washing machine or to fix the roof or to buy a tiger plush.#where did he fucking go? a foreign food section of the local tesco???#escaped his grief in a postcard shop???#ah yes the local chinese takeaway. i have experienced the joys of all of China!!!#like come on dipshit you're a PROFESSIONAL in a PUBLISHED BOOK#that's got an 'about' section talking about how good of a writer you are!!!#WHERE DID HE GO ANDREA????#COME ON ANDREA WHERE DID HE FUCKING GO WITH NO MONEY ANDREA???#WHERE'D HE GO FOR YEARS ANDREA???#HOW'D HE AFFORD HIS RENTED PLACE WITH FUCK ALL ANDREA???#DID HE SELL THE WAREHOUSE OF DOOM ANDREA???#DID HE JUST SHOW UP AND CLAIM IT AS HIS ANDREA????#ANDREEEAAAAAAAAA GET OUTTA THE TUBES AND ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEE#bskdndk as you can see I'm perfectly sane about published fiction reading like a pitch summary.#the fucking tubes man...#andrea please... your characters are already suffering so much...#please have mercy... you even sent the rollercoaster to the tubes...#you don't have to do this andrea... there's a better way...#the tubes don't have to be real... it's okay...
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