i just had to walk around in a sleeveless shirt, so it wasn't that hard

happy new year, y’all

now that i've met @buttercupbuck @tawaifeddiediaz @catdadeddie @tripleaxeldiaz @jamiestartt and @kitchenscene irl i can never go back to being even slightly normal

Being a stress toy is fun because it's a two-way street.

You can use me because you're stressed.

You can also use me because I'm stressed.

Everyone wins.

my dad wrote a porno save me….. my dad wrote a porno…….. save me my dad wrote a porno

What a year this week has been

man my mental health took a dive this week

ZOE MACHWITZ, LEAH RILKE, AND NANCY GILLIAN ALL CONFIRMED BISEXUALS THIS WEEK I HAVE NEVER LOST NOT EVEN ONCE

when you don't know if the anxiety about literally everything in your life is caused by any one of Several extenuating circumstances or if it's the You problem getting worse and needing to be Addressed

“how many silly little, ‘this will perk me up and help me reset so I can focus on work,’ cups of tea is too many?” she asks herself. 

Just got back from my emergency room follow-up with the gastroenterologist.

I will be having an endoscopy early this Thursday. Please keep me in your prayers!

I haven’t had to go under anesthesia since before I started having MCAS symptoms, and even then it used to give me blood pressure issues.

They will be taking biopsies as well, which is going to be risky with my bleeding disorder.

anyways guys im alive i swear

hello reporting from The Other Side of Things (i moved)

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

I need a fat drink and a tarot reading after the week I've had, damn