#well you know what else is canon. the fucking ball im shooting at your head at 290488239048023 miles an hour
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why does fandom have to be biphobic as fuck. are people allergic to the word bisexual. is that what this is.
#the day homestuck fans aknowledge dave and jake and karkat are all bisexual are the day i die happy#and that's never going to happen#but no.#it's all about the monosexuals all day every day forever#fuck you if you're mspec you don't deserve the rep you get#fucking losers not even tagging the alt sexuality headcanons#cause yknow#that's what they fucking are when you call dave or jake or karkat gay.#cause uwu it's sooooo totally canon#well you know what else is canon. the fucking ball im shooting at your head at 290488239048023 miles an hour
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favourite reddie head canon?
oh MY god is iT REALLY-- my first reddie ask??????? holy shit i love you thank you-- ok i will stop grovelling and start answering
So im gonna start with the observation that Richie and Eddie have so many facets in their personality that is explored by the fandom depending on the AU/Timeline, which makes it so much fun cause each AU means a different approach to the same characters that we all know. I’m also not very picky on whether its realistic or not as long as I enjoy it.
One of my favorites is the Jock!Eddie Nerd!Richie fics, cause it highlights Richie’s softness. It’s usually Richie POV too! So i love him pining, grappling with both his sexuality and his social standing. But I also love the tension that this all causes, and some sexy hallway makeout scenes-- thats always good.
Another thing I’m soft for is, admittedly, rockstar/celebrity aus. I know, I know, all the culture around celebrity worshipping yada yada yada, but the celeb aus are really well written! I enjoy the fantasy while also being taught again and again how unhealthy or how not good it always is.
I’ve mostly read Singer/Celeb/Famous!Richie fics where Eddie does nor give a damn, but I also read one really good smau where Eddie is an indie singer and Richie is the fan. IDK i just love imagining myself in the fan’s place WHILE thinking that its Eddie or Richie. (Plus it doesnt help that I have a crush on both Finn and Bill-- anD im 11 mos older than finn so i hope thats acceptable to yall huhuh but ive been trying to not engage in the finn-fandom cause itll just be a headache for me in the end)
WAIT I JUST REALIZED YOU SAID HEADCANONS-- but like aus are similar to headcanons in that aus are basically built mostly on headcanons? ok fuck
so, headcanons
(that exist in the fandom space!)
I LOVE RICHIE BEING INSECURE ABOUT HIS BODY AND EDDIE BODY WORSHIPPING HIM DURING CUDDLY OR HOT TIMES, like, my belly, too, is wiggly, and if eddie loves richies wiggly body, why, i too, must love my wiggly belly
I also adore tattoed eddie hcs because of a rebellious phase against sonia, and when richie realizes this, he, like, cackles and adores it
idk if this is in the book, but its in almost every fic set in their younger years but yes yes yes i loveeee “Richie goes to Eddie’s bedroom by climbing his window” and the “they sleep in the same bed because NIGHTMARES and they end up cuddling” its a cliche classic and i love it to the bits
I ALSO lOVE the hc of eddie taking richie’s glasses of to clean it with the cloth he keeps specifically for richie and the one where richie has a spare inhaler for eddie- like holy shit how can you be 14 and act like a married couple goddamn
ALSO ALSO ALSO DANCER EDDIE-- like Eddie just knowing how to MOVE IT. And this is usually in the high school fics or fics where they’re 17-26 or something, where they go to a high school party or meet at a bar and richie is jUST-- whoa, goddamn, eds, lemme put my big ass hands on your waist as I become increasingly enraptured by your dancing, and also, lemme put my big ass hand on your bigass--
and this is about to get nsfw but like, i am also guilty of loving the Richie is sexually active as a teen and introduces eddie to pleasurable sex-- AS I ALSO enjoy the Richie and Eddie both have never had good sex due to repression and they figure it out together. IDK ITS JUST-- BOTH SO VERY GOOD!
Additionally, I have a few headcanons of mine that I would like to share:
for a few months after theyve gotten together, richie and eddie keep their relationship a secret and eddie is VERY sweet to richie, like just, pure fucking chocolate candy rainbow unicorn diabetes kinda sweet, but when theyre with the losers, eddie is feral and argumentative or he tries to be like before. and when the losers find them out richie explains, “well, i wanted to tell you all but eddie said he enjoyed our sexual tension--” before shut him up for good
also for my actors au that i simply do not know if i will still write it:
richie is a popular singer turned actor, and they share this house while shooting in the middle of nowhere and they all share one bathroom, and so thats how eddie finds out that Richie LOVES singing disney songs, and especially pooh songs in the shower. His comfort song is actually the pogo remix that basically puts music in the dialogue “dum de dum de dum dum dum de dum de dum dum when im with you im with you” that kinda thing and Eddie fucking TEASES him so much and he even shares this on the interviews and richie is like “eddie dont ruin my bad boy rep!!!” and eddie is all “oh richie you ruined that yourself when you started wearing those godawful hawiian shirts with inhalers on it” and richies like “hey the fans gave it to me!” “yeah and i like it” and eddie has the gall to question WHY everyone thinks they’re dating!
and the last one (im so sorry this is prolly not what you asked for i need more people to talk to me Q^Q):
the losers on a sleepover sleeping on the bedroom floor, and stan is like scared of the dark right so he sleeps beside the wall but thats not enough so he curls into a ball and he needs to touch someone else and its usually richie (richies noise as he sleeps calms him down because if theres a noise atleast he knows its richie yaknow) so he curls around himself, ass out and like just seeking richie’s back and eddie sleeps to the other side of richie, but when eddie sees this, he would wait for stan to fall alseep before he scoots between stan and richie so hes sandwhiched between stan and richie, and eddie gets to cuddle richie that way
okay thank you good night this might be the last ask i get but thanks for the opportunity!
#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it chapter 1#it chapter 2#headcanons#my hcs#actors au#nerd richie#jock eddie#famous richie#singer richie#window climbing#first ask woop
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02-24-2018 [MAFIA: UV+KUA]
CAC RIGHT NOW opened memo on 8oard BWIC MAFIA HIDEOUT.
CURRENT gladsomeGluttony [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: oh dear
CAC: hahaha.
CAC: you'll do fine, don't worry!
CAC: just kill people creatively, i guess.
CGG: :'V
CGG: im not good at thaaaat
CGG: wheres the other one??
CAC: don't worry, i've got your back.
CGG: thank you :'O
CAC: tomie is a coldblooded killer. i totally watched him rip off someone's head once.
CGG: whaaaaaaaat
CAC: he's totally going to, like, have this down pat.
CAC: for real. just like, wow.
CAC: totally feral.
CAC: scared me half witless.
CGG: seriously??
CAC: i still have daymares, it's terrible.
CAC: yes!
CAC: i was emotionally traumatised, not even going to lie to you.
CGG: or are you only saying this because you kind of like him ;O
CGG: im not even sure if thats just a rumor, pfffff
CCC made BD an OP.
CGG: so you /do/ like hi-
CCC took away BD's OP powers.
CURRENT bubblegumDiva [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBD: hiii
CGG: heyyyyy ;V
CAC: ha!
CAC: there we go.
CAC: tell me who you're killing.
CGG: i thought tomie was coming?
CGG: ..but im not sure! bd, who do you want to cull?
CAC: no, tomie can go fuck himself with something prickly.
CAC: he had his chance, and now it is gone.
CGG: oh dear.
CBD: hmmmm
CBD: i dont know
CBD: why don't you pick
CGG: :V
CGG: i think im picking tomie so kua and him can /stop flooding the chat/
CBD: yes i agree
CAC: hahaha.
CAC: okay, give me a death method.
CAC: or, man, you know, you could totally -
CAC: nope.
CAC: can't offer tips.
CAC: zipping my lips.
CGG: what? :O
CGG: nooo, tell us!
CAC: nope!
CAC: tell me how to kill him so i can write this up.
CBD: stuff him in a canon ball
CGG: yes!! perfect
CBD: and launch him into the cold vaccumous depths of space
CGG: ..in a cannon or in a ball?
CBD: vacuumous
CGG: wooooow bd
CBD: cannon
CGG: thats so mean!
CBD: look
CGG: ...kuaaa
CBD: he's talking about helm kink
CGG: can you make a pun on shooting for the stars about it?
CAC: oh man.
CAC: i don't know if my translator will work with that.
CGG: awwwww
CAC: but let's do it!
CBD ceased responding to memo.
CAC: spit out who we're murdering today, kids.
CGG: iiii would like to cull someone who gets along with tomie?
CGG: so hes not lonely in the other chat :V
CURRENT bubblegumDiva [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBD: why?
CBD: omg
CGG: being alone in there sucks! >:V
CBD: he and wc seemed to get along
CBD: but uhhh
CGG: i dont thiiiink shes playing?
CBD: she's not in the game!
CGG: aw :(
CBD: and im not sure he gets along with most the others
CGG: deeefinitely not vadaya, he seemed pretty mad at him
CBD: vadaya and him seem to be
CBD: acquaintences?
CGG: ...
CGG: he just ordered him around!
CBD: yes but they have a mutual friend
CGG: okayyy
CGG: then lets cull him!
CGG: but no drowning! thats so /mean/ >:V
CBD: he's been drowned an awful lot
CBD: and has gill slits cut, and all sorts of awful things
CGG: hoooonestly
CGG: poor vadaya!
CAC: uhh. well, i'm going to put this out here:
CAC: why don't you, say, kill off id, instead?
CAC: because i heard tomie and id get along pretty great.
CGG: why? :O
CAC: the red one, not the pink one.
CGG: ohhhh
CAC: i bet he'll really appreciate his presence in limbo!
CGG: thats hadean, kua >:V
CAC: like, way more than vadaya.
CAC: oh, shit, so it is.
CGG: were killing vadaya!
CAC: yes, hadean's friends with basically everyone.
CAC: are you sure you want to kill vadaya?
CGG: >:V
CBD: yes
CAC: i'm just saying, you could totally kill hadean, and make tomie's entire night.
CGG: are you talking to tomie in the limbo chat?
CBD: hadean's a wild card
CAC: absolutely not.
CBD: vadaya plays like he knows what he's doing
CAC: why would i be talking to tomie in the limbo chat?
CBD: we should definitely take out the one who knows what he's doing first
CGG: because you like him, and you dont want vadaya in there to keep you from flirting! ;O
CBD: for game things
CGG: ...and also that°!
CBD: .... lol
CGG: leeets cull him with sleeping pills
CBD: poison. okay!
CBD: just stir it intoooo
CBD: coffee.
CGG: coooffee?
CBD: he seems like a coffee kind of person
CGG: perfect! he seems like he needs it ;O
CGG: pfffffffffffff
CGG: who were you again?
CBD: me?
CBD: oh i'm gertie
CGG: hi gertie! im matcha ;V
CBD: i suppose i don't get a lot of introductions when i'm busy running the game
CGG: pffff
CGG: thats a pity! youre really nice
CBD: aww thanks!
CCC made BD an OP.
CBD: oops
CBD: dang it
CCC took away BD's OP powers.
CAC: okay, okay, let me write everything up.
CGG: KUA!!
CBD: ....
CGG: you have to type what we tell you! >:V
CAC: =:V
CAC: i am helping, dude.
CGG: i cant believe you!!
CBD: this is a blatant disregard
CAC: you, like.
CGG: youre helping yourself and no one else!
CAC: made a shitty choice, and i decided to fix it.
CAC: you will thank me in the long run.
CAC: trust me!
CGG: you cant do that°!
CAC: i am only looking out for your totally best interests here.
CAC: aww.
CAC: i thought i was in charge of the game, and making sure everyone has fun?
CGG: youre putting your fling over the game here! >:V
CAC: nooo, i am just making sure that tomie and i can still have fun, and so will you guys.
CAC: duh.
CGG: being told what to do isnt fun, i go to work for that!
CAC: do you know how much it sucks that vadaya pops out of the bushes every time we try to flirt is?
CAC: because it totally sucks.
CBD: its called get a pm
CAC: god, no, he's hooked in.
CAC: they're probably reading every pm he does.
CAC: do you think i want technichians reading my messages/
CAC: uh, no.
CAC: that'd be super gross.
CAC: i'm not an exhibitionist, here.
CBD: but he can't do that with the _memos_
CAC: absolutely not.
CAC: who wants to read you guys chatter?
CGG: i thiiiink theyre probably reading this too?
CGG: i would, if i was a helmstech!
CAC: wow, matcha.
CAC: way to be nosy.
CGG: ...
CGG: i would just be doing my job! >:V
CAC: okay, but, wow, guess i'm leaving, since bd is banning me from everything.
CAC: jerks.
CAC: =:'V
CBD: byeee
CGG: whaaaaaat
CBD: sorry!
CGG: oh noooo
CBD: but you broke the rules
CGG: :'V
CBD: you're just banned from hosting!
CBD: you can still play
CAC: no, no, that's fine.
CAC: .. i might play, i'm not sure. hmm.
CAC: we'll see!
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