I think I've learned more than enough already, thanks 😬

WHAT

I just got a Tumblr ad of a woman helping a panda give birth, then the mom panda died, and the woman and her human child took the baby panda in as a pet, which is a fucking bad idea I think, and then it turned out it was for a stupid block-matching game.

I think I've been the target of a cruel and inhumane Tinker attack, and I require ten Morbillion dollars to defend myself against this threat.

I also think my mother doesn't love me, but that doesn't have anything to do with the bit.

Why'd I think this was one post 💀

There is a targeted ad for a casino resort in my state that I'm getting and y'all. It is the gayest commercial I've ever seen. It focuses on two separate pairs of women going on this spa retreat together and everything is shot very romantically and I just can't believe it. Best ad I've ever seen.

i want to share this really good ad i just got.

Roach Treatment:

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you Must know German

mmm yes tumbler, i do like my horse dogs very much, how did you know?

have you been looking at my youtube shorts history mayhaps 👀

ah . . . . . how could i forget . . . . . the official adhd logo

the world needs more yoyomen!

Finally, a Tumblr ad that sort of fits our demographics

Baffled by the message they’re trying to get across here. Is AI Icarus in this scenario or is it the sun?? Are we meant to be flying towards AI (the sun) and earning a flaming watery death? Or is AI Icarus and it’s meant to be on a trajectory for that same death? Genuinely how is this supposed to be a good thing

Big ass men holding fruits…

I love the bottom middle guy, he holds the strawberry so tight

You won’t see me there, but I’ll see you

If this is a real musical I don't want to know