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So.....
About that date a while back... I am very sorry it was cut short. Duty calls, and Cockroach Command Ship called a bit sooner than I'd expected...
But if you're willing, I'd be eternally grateful if we could try again. Maybe we could go foraging this time?
AH! d-date we're calling it! yes! yes... oh, you don't have to worry about it at all. I'm happier knowing you could get everything you needed to do done! I'm sure the locals wouldn't be too happy if those tasty little... I mean cockroaches got out?
Let's do it! :DDD AHH I can't wait to see what we'll find I'm giddy just thinking about it! gotta make sure to pack a big bag!! I'm not the best versed with earthly specimens but I'm sure you can tell me what's what :) besides, I can make a dish out of anything >:) OH AND GOTTA MAKE SURE TO BRING A BIG BAG!!
#*reads previous alien posts to remember wth happened*#sjkdhfa now what did i tag this...#weasel speaks#asks!#weasalien lore#i think? eee idk#(tho i may not be active today i got a bit more hw to get to)
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if anyone at all is interested in the rp @gremling4mer and i have going on on my spam @weaselishmcdiesel youll be pleased to know our ocs have designs XD credit to grem to their oc ofc!
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is this u by any chance
(alien/monster solidarity indeed my good friend)
No, I used to live across the street from him though! He's cool :)
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personally, im partial to mahogany, though birch does have quite an interesting taste! tell me, are you allergic to any specific noble gases?
and about the rambling- don't worry, i uh. i like hearing you talk. i hope to hear much more, if tomorrow ends up going well...
i, too, love sunsets. they hold a beauty that I haven't seen on any other planet. i think it's because of the layers of atmosphere? but it is very picturesque. i look forward to experiencing it with you
Ah! I love them both but my mother loooves cooking with mahogany <3 I can bring some of her woodwiches! And only xenon as far as I'm aware?
Oh, oh dear, you and your words, ahah.. Now I don't know what to say oh I'm blushing,, I don't doubt tomorrow will be splendid with you around :)
And the stars that come after! The way they twinkle in one after another, Earth's atmosphere is so curious. Maybe we'll see the sun that follows? Oh maybe we shouldn't stay that long... I don't want to keep you if you have other plans...
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also bold of you to assume im human
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#metal gear solid noise#alien solidarity?#monster solidarity?#weasel speaks#asks!#weasel lore#wil lore?#weasalien lore
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I too am an alien from beyond this galaxy but I have stopped here on earth. The "humans" are very interesting and show potential. Any interesting observations on this species?
Well hello! I haven't been sent to Earth for the mission of human observation, actually. I've moved here as a resident! Humans seem to be resilient, as I've noticed...More resilient than I would have assumed for a fleshy species? But I don't claim to be an expert on biology or anything. Hope your studies are yielding good information though!
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By ALL MEANS please eat the cockroaches. If you consume them all, maybe I can tell Dzarken they went extinct and I'll get a more interesting assignment.
Uhm- see, the corporation I intern for, they needed someone to go on a "top-secret once in two lifetimes opportunity mission", and, well, turns out they're just pricks. Sent me here to watch insects breed.
I don't even get paid. Deities help me.
But don't get me wrong, it's not all bad! This planet is lovely, and its flora are stunning. Have you ever seen the Monstera Deliciosa specimen??? I have four of them 🤭
Oh, AND the little yellow ones with pointy leaves- they're everywhere, the humans call them weeds but they're breathtaking when potted in the right soil. I've got one that's four feet tall- her name is Fjorn-
Sorry. I got a bit carried away there.
WITH PLEASURE o7!! Reminds me when I was little and my friends and I would run around the forest catching as many beetles as we could to see who could catch the most!! Heheh wish I could still do that, the parks around here aren't as lush or... accepting of aliens...
Oh my- Sounds... dull :( Of all the magical things that happen on Earth and you have to learn about reproduction... a huge missed opportunity I think...
I love plants!! To use in my cooking I mean- I may have used the Deliciosa specimen as garnish once... eheh... Human cooking tools are just so much more advanced than they are on my planet! Anyway- I'd love to see all your plants! They'd be beautiful even if they weren't delicious ^^
Do you mean dandelions!! Precious things!!! I love to collect wild ones for soup though you have to be careful- don't pick ones off the streets! You never know if people sprayed them with something... But I promise I won't eat Fjorn!
I think we both may have gotten a bit entranced there,, ^^
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You are very caring, weasel. I hope that someday I will get to meet your lovely mother?
Oh- I forgot to mention. The lock on the cockroach room in my saucer is... low quality, to say the least. They escape quite frequently. I hope you don't mind... but if you do we could always just sit on the roof!!!
Why thank you, and of course you will! Er- I don’t mean that to sound as though I’ve planning that all along ahah- you know what I mean… My mother would be delighted to meet you grem
Cockroach… room? Sounds very curious! Didn’t you know cockroaches are high in protein? If you’re alright with it I may just snack on them! ^^ I may prefer to sit on the roof just for a better view of the sky though!
…. Ok I cave why do you have a cockroach room
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i'll sub in some bromothymol blue for the flavoring, then :]
woodwiches sound delightful!!! i can't wait. we'll have such a lovely picnic...
and, my deer- dear- weasel, even if i did have other plans i would much rather spend that time with you. not many others on this planet are as... ecstatic about my existence, as i'm sure you well know. humans are an interesting bunch. not all are very kind to things like us.
uhm- I'm sorry. when I'm flustered I tend to speak quite formally. if it's too much I can set the translator to a different setting?
Oh thank you for going through the trouble! I've had bromothymol blue before I enjoy it ^^
I have a blanket we can bring as well!! Oooh I can't wait I've not met many other aliens on Earth especially not ones as amiable as you!
,, As I you, grem. I hope one day humans may accept us... My mom's had to go through a lot, typical things yknow... you understand... I wanna make things better for the next generations, I have to keep giving humans the benefit of the doubt! One day we'll get along... I know it...
No worries at all. It's an important subject I don't blame you for getting worked up! In fact, your passion- er, the way you speak is charming, don't change it!
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hello again weasel!! uh, heh... we never did set a date for our, well, not-date, but i was thinking... maybe i could pick you up in my saucer???? tomorrow night, around sunset when the farmers go to bed? we could... watch the stars together... with the cows serenading us... and maybe I could cook you some of my native cuisine if you'd like...?
oh goodness... I suppose you're right! silly of us ahah so silly silly.. ahem. Sounds like a plan I'm free then! Oh the sunset, one thing I truly love about Earth, it's so bright and warm and floods the sky at dusk and the way it stretches over the sky at dawn and everyone plays under the sun it's beautiful nothing like my planet and the way it melts the white snow and th- oh. so sorry seems I rambled a bit there haha.. ha...
Would you really prepare such a meal! I'm more than happy to try whatever you make!! Human food has been giving me quite the stomach aches lately... I can bring some of my own as well! Do you like birch wood or mahogany?
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i mean, if it's less abnormal i could be an alien deer, that's close enough i think, im not sure deer are supposed to have fins or humanoid faces but uh- yep! no worries!! not a date, just an activity! a cow abducting activity for two friends!
uh. acquaintances? friends? peers?
oh, forget it- i'll see you then, i suppose, lovely weasel
Oh no no don't mind me! It's not a matter of abnormality at all! In fact you're pleasantly normal, enjoyably ordinary even! Right up my alley! Did I say your fins are looking fine today? Well they are, I like them! Wouldn't change them for anything more normal! What is normal even... normal... just a funny human word!
Ditch the titles, I'm looking forward to the activity all the same grem dear :)
WAIT I DONT MEAN THAT KINDA DEER-
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it's a date, then!!
uh- I mean- not a date date of course, haha, nothing like that, uh- not that you're not the kind of alien I'd date-date!! that's just not what I meant this particular instance... but you are dateable, more dateable than an archaeological artifact in fact
but that's not what I meant! 😅😅
uhm. anyway. 👍
Oh d-dear! oh,not,not because youre a deer- i mean youre not a deer you're an alien, as you said you're just like me! You're not, though, we specifically said we don't look alike I was just, um... No I understand! Not a date! Not the traditional sense of a date at allll just a time and a place and an activity between a coupla aliens 👍
So...
It's a date!
ARHG I MEAN-
#this is giving mumbo jumbo#you didnt see me say that#this is now outside weasel canon. or is it. idk up to you#weasel speaks#asks!#weasalien lore
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ah well, worth a shot :]
even so, maybe we could get together and kidnap a few cows sometime.. 😳😳😳
Oh that sounds like a swell time! 😈 I'll grab my flying saucer-
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do you also by any chance happen to be mistaken for a weird looking deer sometimes?? bc if so I think we might be related. i have a really big extended family, you see,
If by deer you actually mean small ferret-like creature, yes! But no-I have no antlers or short fuzzy tail or cloven hooves to be heard of
Good luck on finding any more family members though!
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im unlocking weasel lore. I'm PRETTY SURE human fingers don't change color unless you mean like. getting blueish when rly cold
Really? I thought I learned in my humanities class that human fingers would change depending on the color of beverage they consumed? oh... maybe I'm mistaking that for my own kind... I wasn't the brightest in both human and alien school...
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are you an alien if so what kind?? you a superhero type alien or a goopy doctor who kinda alien
Yeah I'm an alien but im definitely not fit for a superhero title. sometimes my fingers change color but im pretty sure you humans can do that too? besides that my diet consists of mostly tree bark beetles n plants typical extraterrestrial stuff yknow most people say i dont even look like an alien
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