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#we'll see. either way she will be a happy warm potato
asterchats · 2 years
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juniper is so so happy she gets to go in the courtyard again 🤣 i love her. she's a warm potato
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justcafewriter · 3 years
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Bittersweet
pairing : Oda Sakunosuke x Reader
genre : a mix of fluff and angst (only a little bit of angst i guess ^^;)
warning : contain death
prompt : roasting sweet potato
summary : a bittersweet memory always find its way to you whenever winter come
word count : 2.4K
a/n : another story from a different prompt for the 12 days of cheer collab. the general idea was to have Makoto as the main character and fluff as the genre but I recently have Oda brainrot thanks to my dear friend, Clio :') so here we go.
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The sound of your kitchen timer ringed loudly, making you swiftly walk to the kitchen and stop where the oven is and turn it off before you put on your kitchen gloves and open the oven's lid. The smell of roasted sweet potato filled your nostrils, a satisfactory smile appeared on your face as you're checking if it's properly roasted and it did. You look at the clock, it's now 9am and you just need to change your clothes before you're finally ready to go. 15 minutes later, you're already in your bestest outfit, a necklace with a home-shaped pendant decorating your outfit nicely, you're wearing a bit of makeup and let your hair loose. You look at your reflection, smiling as you think that you look the way someone you'll meet like.
After you put on your shoes, you're ready to go with a box of roasted potato in one hand and a bouquet of flowers that you've already arranged yourself in another. A mix of Pink Camelia, Pink Carnation, Red Chrysanthemum and Forget-Me-Not. You look at the bouquet in your hand before your eyes drift to the frames that's standing on the table not too far from the entrance of your apartment.
One of the frames contained a photo of a young man with reddish-brown hair, his azure eyes seemed so gentle as he was smiling happily. Another frame contained a photo of you and that young man, there's a little scribble on that photo saying "first date with Oda ♡". You smile upon seeing those photos, a warm feeling crept inside your heart as you see the smiles both of you wore in that sacred moment.
With a heavy sigh you finally get out from your apartment. The weather is not that nice but you can say that it's not bad either, especially since it's December now. As you're walking, you see a lot of people around, some busying themselves buying gifts for Christmas and you're giving note to yourself to not forget searching for one.
It doesn't take long until you finally arrive at your destination. You're walking toward a big tree and lay a small blanket before you sit on it. You're smiling as you see the one who you want to see resting there.
"I'm here, Oda." You whispered as a gentle smile appeared on your beautiful face. "And I bring roasted potatoes too!"
Suddenly, your mind traced on the first day he finally has courage to talk to you.
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7 years ago
You were eating your favorite curry at your favorite small shop like you usually do when suddenly a tall man with stubble came and asking for 'usual'. You look at his figure before you try to continue eating your food. Yes, try. Because the man who just came was also the reason why you keep coming back to the shop. He gave you this mysterious aura which told you to not get too close to him but also at the same time you drew to him and your eyes landed on nothing but him.
Silent filled the room, only the sound of the chef (also the owner) cooking could be heard when suddenly the man beside you asked, "How's the kids?" which was answered with, "Like usual." By the chef.
Again, silence filled the room. You try to continue to eat when suddenly the man beside you said, "Do you like sweet potatoes?" You paid him no mind since you thought that he was probably talking to the chef again but then you felt a pair of eyes looking at you, so you were looking at your right only to be watched by a pair of beautiful azure eyes. You tried your best to not spit on your food because you swear that the curry seems like entering the wrong hole.You tried to gulp down that damn curry before you sipped the cold water beside your plates.
"You're asking me?" You asked, looking at him with your doe eyes, you saw a tint of pink appear on his cheeks.
"Ah, sorry if I'm being rude and yes I was asking you." He said as he rubbed his hair.
"I.. I like sweet potatoes." You said again, you weren't lying, it's not like you love them by lots but you enjoy eating them.
"Good. So you wouldn't mind to join us later? If you have time of course." A sheepishly smile appeared on his face.
Your face brightened at the invitation, not gonna lie, you were so interested at this man so having him inviting you was something that you'd like to have.
"Well, what time is later?" You asked, no matter how happy you feel you need to play it cool.
"Uhm.. later as in after we finished our meal." He answered. "I heard a saying that said, 'women have another stomach for dessert'."
"Well it's very much true and I feel like I need to accept your invitation, especially if it's coming from a gentleman like you." You said and the moment you said it, that man knew that you were a very special person and he knew that you would change him in any way possible.
"My name is Oda Sakunosuke." That man said while stretching out his hand.
"My name is Y/N." You said, while gripping that man's hand. The moment his large hand wrapping yours, you knew that you couldn't escape to fall for him more deeply.
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"Y/N-san! Odasaku! come here, come here. Sakura has practiced her singing skill and she will sing for us!" Kousuke, the oldest kid of orphaned children who Oda adopted said as he was welcoming you and Oda. It has been a year since you were dating Oda and you've met the kids countless times so they already welcomed you like you're always belonged there. Oda never knew why he introduced the kids to you and told you that he adopted them all. Well, he knew why. He wanted to know how your reaction would be. He was glad when he saw that you were very much okay with him having kids despite he was only 21 years old at that time.
"Oh, Y/N-san! You brought a lot of sweet potatoes!" Another child named Katsumi said after he appeared from nowhere.
"Yes, I'm gonna make roasted sweet potatoes because Odasaku said that you guys like them and we couldn't enjoy them that much last year."
"Your roasted potatoes taste so delicious." The youngest kid, Sakura, said as she approached you. The rest of two kids also joined you and Oda while they were agreeing to what Sakura said.
"Okay, okay. Odasaku and I will clean the sweet potatoes before we roast them so you all can prepare things in the living room and clean it up a bit. You say you will help uncle right?" You said and all the kids accepting your guidance before they stormed into the living room.
"How can they listen to you so well?" Oda said once the kids left the kitchen as he approached you. He wrapped his hands around your waist before he inhaled your scent and put his lip close to your jawline before he kissed it, that gesture made you turn around so you were facing him and process to kiss his lips before saying, "It's a secret."
A laugh erupted from both of you. Oda then pulled you closer to him before he planted a kiss on your lips, a passionate one if you could tell. The kiss made your feet feel like jelly and your lips burned in sensation of his sweet, honey taste lips. His stubble roughly rubbed the skin around your mouth but it didn't give you any effect to pull away.
"Uhm!!" You heard someone try to disturb the moment you have with Oda so you broke the kiss only to find the oldest kid, Kousuke gave you a 'what-the-hell-are-you-doing' look. "Sorry to interrupt but the potatoes won't roast themselves aren't they?" He snickered.
You and Oda were stuttering as you both tried to reasoning your action. Fast forward, all the seven of you were already in the living room with a warm roasted potato on the table and warm green tea accompanied it.
You were listening to Sakura singing a Christmas song then after that you were just listening to the kids rumbling about their days before finally the show that the kid wanted to watch has started. It was suddenly quiet, you were sitting in the back with Oda sitting beside you and his hand was around your waist. You put your head on his shoulder as you also lingered your hands around his torso. Both of you sit there in silence, watching the kids immersed in the movie that they watched.
After the movie finished, you saw the kids were all sleeping. Oda then moved them one by one to their bedroom with you helping him by preparing their bed and tucked them once Oda put them on their bed. After you tucked the last kid, both of you look at the sight of five angelic kids sleeping figures and you couldn't help but feel the warmness inside your heart and you knew Oda felt the same because you felt a pair of strong arms lingering around your waist as he hugged you from behind.
"One day… One day we will move from this town, we'll move to another place near the beach, where the kids can run as far as possible, where the kids can enjoy much sunshine while they're playing outside, where they will have baby siblings and play with them and teach them one thing or two. I, I'm sorry for being so selfish but please bear with me a little more. I promise you everything will be better." You heard Oda say those words before he kissed your crown. You, on the other side felt your tears run down to your cheeks.You knew about his occupation yet you still accept him and love him with all your might. Mafia who doesn't kill. That was what his colleagues called him. And you knew the reason why, he told you about it, about his dream, about how he wanted to be a writer, how he wanted to have a house with a window facing the ocean as he wrote the continuation of his favorite book. He shared his dream with you, shared his obsession and you were very much so supporting to his idea.
"I will wait as much as possible if it's come to you. To the kids that I thought of my own. That's how much I love you, Oda." You whispered but it was loud enough for Oda to hear.
You felt Oda broke the hug before he asked you to close your eyes and you did. Suddenly you felt a cold metal at the crook of your neck, then he told you to open your eyes. The first thing you did was to look down and there you saw a necklace with a house-shaped pendant. You ask him what it was about and he told you that it was a token, a token to what he promised to you; the next stage of relationship.
You couldn't help but crying at his explanation, he was so shocked because that wasn't the reaction that he expected.
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It was less than a year when you heard news from Oda's friend, Dazai, that Oda was seriously injured. Your head was spinning like crazy and your heart was beating so fast it felt like it'd burst out from your body anytime. The time when you come to where Dazai told you, Oda was long gone, his body already cold and lifeless. That was when your world sinked into hell, when your heart broke into pieces it couldn't be repaired, when you couldn't even scream in pain as you saw a lifeless body that belonged to a man who you loved dearly.
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A single tear escapes from your eyes as you reminisce the memory of your now deceased fiance. You saw his name engraved on the tombstone in front of you before you put the bouquet that you bring on top of his grave. It has been 4 years since Oda left you, and you also learnt about the kids he adopted, that they were also already dead because they caught up in Oda's last mission. Another tears escapes and run down to your cheeks, you try to hold it because you already swore to only show Oda your happy side, to not make him worry when he's watching you from heaven above.
"It's okay to cry." You hear a familiar voice of Oda's friend, Dazai. "I bet that's what Oda would say to you." He says again as he's walking towards your direction.
You saw him holding a small bouquet of flowers.
"Zinnia. Thoughts of absent friends." You say as you look at the flower.
"Longing for you, I'll never forget you, I love you and True love memories." Dazai says after he placed his bouquet next to yours. "Odasaku was so lucky to meet you." He says again.
"Both of us are lucky to meet each other, but not lucky enough to be together in this life." You smile bitterly as you spit on your last words. The words are surely hurt and the reality you're facing now is surely cruel and Dazai knew what kind of hell you've been through after you learnt a sadistic truth 4 years ago, after you learnt the fact that you lost the most important person in your life.
"I still feel thankful that you live your life to your best, that you carry out Oda's dream and even you're doing more than he can do. You build an orphanage, you're taking care of unfortunate children and I'm sure Oda is gonna be proud of you." Dazai says as he pat your head, like a big bro he is.
"That's the only thing I can do." You say.
"It's getting cold now, let me take you home." Dazai offers and you decide that it's the time you need to go.
"Till then, Oda." You says before you rub his tombstone and accepting Dazai's offer to take your hand and walk with him, leaving a bittersweet memory behind you as you leave the cemeteries.
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naturezoneunite · 4 years
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Elemental Wars Book Of Wishes Season Finale Chapter XI: The Final Wish|Junis x Kimichi
Few moments later, Junis punched the ground really hard, shaking his head in disbelief. "Damn it!" "I'm sorry for letting you down Zak!" Junis said as he was angry at himself.
(In Junis mind.) "It's never your fault my friend, I knew this would happen." "But...thanks to me i hurt you..." "I know, you did everything you can to protect everyone." "Just remember, never give up, I'm positive we will meet again."
"When we meet again, we will end his terror once and for all together as comrades." "That's a promise, right?" "Yes, a promise we are willing to keep." "See you in the near future, Junis Yei-Sung Yakamura." "You too, Zak Sakagami." (End Of Flashback.)
Junis looked up noticed that it was rain, he was in his human form, he looked at Kimichi in a sigh of relief. "Ishikawa San, are you okay?" "Yeah..." Junis opened his left eye a little bit, tearing up, she was worried about him. "Yakamura Kun..." "These are called Phoenix Tears." "It can heals your wounds, so just stay still." She nodded and surprised that her wounds are recovered in two hours.
Junis closed his left eye, and carried her in his hands "Ready to head home?" "How can we get home, our way home is blocked." "There's another way home, a shortcut." Junis said as he strapped the book of wishes in his back.
He healed Sally the same way he healed Kimichi. "Follow us Sally, we'll take you home safe and sound." few minutes later, Junis, Kimichi, and Sally arrived at Hoshino Village bringing Sally home. The Chief of the Hoshino Village was happy to see his daughter back home safe.
"We'll leave your daughter Sally to you Chief." Junis said. "Thank you so much kind sir, kind ma'am." "I appreciate the both of you for bringing my daughter home safely." "How can I repay you?" "There's no need Chief, bringing your daughter home was more than enough." Junis said. "Very well, you can visit her at the shrine whenever you have the time." Chief Hoshino said.
"Well it's time for us to leave, it's getting late." Junis said. "I understand, once again, thank you for bringing her home to me." Chief Hoshino said.
After 45 Minutes passed, Junis and Kimichi got lost in Hoshino Lost Forest, looking for the exit out of there. "Well, you are not going to like this." "What?" "There are good news and bad news." "Goods news first." "The good news is the rain stopped after we reached to this last door." "Any more good news." "Yess actually, we have one wish remaining, we have to use it wisely." "That's accurate, what's the bad news?"
"The bad news is that we are stuck in this forest, and we can't leave this place until we solve this riddle." "Wait what!?" "You could've told me!" "I'm sorry I thought it wasn't necessary!" "Where is this riddle?" "It's over there written in the silver boulder." Junis points at the Silver Boulder that's next to the last door. It says [What is always coming but never arrives?]
"Eh? What does this riddle mean?" Kimichi said really confused. "Think about it Ishikawa San." "What is always coming but never arrives?" Kimichi had to think about for a moment and noticed what the riddle means. "I understand it now." "It also says to solve this riddle is sealed with a kiss."
Kimichi face was brighten red and responded to Junis statement. "A-A-A-A k-k-kiss!?" "Yes, a kiss Ishikawa San, what else?" "Is it r-really true Y-Y-Yakamura Kun?" "See for yourself." Kimichi checks to see if the riddle is true, it was 100% positive, she came back to him standing next to him.
"Well the riddle isn't inaccurate at all." "Told you." Kimichi and Junis had to think for half an hour how to follow the riddle from the beginning. It was difficult for Junis because he was hiding his feelings for Kimichi. He started to remember what she said moments ago.
(Flashback to the moment she protected Junis in the battle against Zero Astaroth.) "Because he means a lot to me!" "He is the world to me!" "I would do anything to keep him safe from you!" "I will protect him with my life because I love him!" (Flashback ended.)
Junis looked at her with a smile on his face and gets close to her. Kimichi looked at him blushing a lot. "W-What's wrong Y-Yakamura Kun?" Kimichi said nervously. Junis hold Kimichi's Cold hands blushing a lot, his warm hands were keeping her calm and comfortable.
"I-I'm sorry Ishikawa San." "H-Huh?" "I-I should have known about this." "W-What do you mean?" "I-I understand why you put your life on the line me, I understand why you protected me." Kimichi didn't understand he meant at first but once she figured it out, her face was deep red and looked at his red eyes.
"I-It's because because I-I l-love you Yakamura Kun, I had feelings for you ever since we first met." Kimichi said confessing her feelings to him. "I-I love you too Ishikawa San, I-I'm in love with you." Junis said confessing his feelings to her. Both of them got close to each other, their eyes meet, even their lips meet.
Their fingers entwined, their eyes closed slowly, and they kissed. It wasn't a normal kiss, it was a long kiss. Both Junis and Kimichi no longer was acquaintances, friends, or close friends, they was more than friends.
After the long kiss, they noticed the door to exit the forest was opened. "Let's go Ishikawa San." "Right." Both of them smiled at each other, holding hands, left Hoshino Forest, got home safely. They eat dinner together, Turkey, Dumplings, and Mash Potatoes for dinner.
They had a little bit fun to kill some time before going to bed, they hold hands. (In Kimichi's Inner Thoughts.) [I'm just glad to keep you safe Yakamura Kun, to protect you, to be by your side as a hero like you.
No matter what happens, I will keep supporting you along the way. You are not alone anymore, we are in this together, I promise you we will get 75% of your memories back, it won't be easy, it will take a while, but I have confidence and I believe in you.
You and I have 1/3 memories, how we met in the past. Don't worry about that either, we all are working together to help you. In the near future, all of us will be by your side to save Zak Sakagami, that's a promise.] (Out of Kimichi thoughts.)
Junis and Kimichi used the final wish to bring the ones that was slaughtered by Zero, back to life. It took a while to get it done. They went to bed early to get ready for school tomorrow.
Monday morning 10:30am at Shanghai Dragon's basketball court, Shanghai will have home court advantage against the Greece Stallions in the First Round. Principal Akamine makes a huge announcement for the #1 Team in IBL 2023 Northwest Division Champions.
"Ladies and Gentlemen let's make some noise 2023 NorthWestern Division Champions, Shanghai Dragons!" Everyone cheered for the best basketball team who have the best record this season. "Everyone also make some noise for your 2023 International Basketball League Most Valuable Player, Junis Yei-Sung Yakamura!!!" Everyone cheered for the 2023 IBL MVP, he is the first youngest MVP in high school history.
(In Junis inner thoughts) [This is the beginning of a new journey, not just for me, for my friends. It's like Ishikawa San said before, I'm not alone, I won't do this alone. Zak, we will save you very soon, glady the last wish were granted yesterday because of me and Kimichi.
It's not just the end of the Wish War, it's the end of the Book Of Wishes.] (Out Of Junis Thoughts.)
"Ready to take down Germany?" Anstice said. "Count me in." "Next stop, Northern Divisional Round!" "We are all behind you Junis." "All the way to the IBL Championship."
Junis smiled and they put their hands in the middle. "Shanghai on 3!" "1, 2, 3, Shanghai!" "Dragons on 6" "4, 5, 6, Dragons!" (End Of Vol. One.) 📕🌠🌌
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rusticrevivals · 7 years
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Last week you read about life off The farm called "Blue Bell - don" This week's a silly story, 'bout Winter HERE, and who has come... For many neighbours in this valley Pop by for words of praise Or blessings of encouragement To get us through cold days. ************************************* Last June, our Smitty, "RESCUE DOG", Took a hunk of Eileen's arm (Eileen lives just up the hill On the neighb'ring Danish farm). But since then, Eileen's persisted In attempts to "Buddy Up" With our Labrador/Rottweiler cross, So abused as a young pup. Quite early on many a winter's morn And when my bare ass hangs off our bed, Eileen and Thunder, her fat old pooch Pass right by my window ledge! And traverse to our side porch Purpose : "Can Smitty come and play?" And in pajamas, Richard porch-leans And thus in bright sunshine will stay And visit while the dogs scoot 'round And Smitty gives Eileen a slurp To say he's ever so sorry - Then jogs off with a belch and a burp!
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But Thunder doesn't like 'being used' As a distraction or a foil For his mistress, to make another friend... It rather makes his old blood boil!
So off he totters back up hill And Eileen must quickly trot She once more passes the big window But this time I'm 'out of cot' ! For the less one sees of my repose With menopausal flashes The happier one will usually be- NOT to see protruding asses! Speaking of 'behind' the times Every Thursday Mom enjoys Offering, like in days of old, Piano lessons to teen boys Who want creative outlet In this remote mountain vale And often in the kitchen Our entertaining will prevail As one mother we'll call Fairlight Who's a hermit quite like me But feels her son should benefit: He plays; she has a cup of tea! On Sundays, it's off to St. Peter's For miles you can see the steeple As it sits up there on Clockedahl Hill And beckons all Danish people. This year, its special hundredth Is a time we will rejoice And celebrate its history With song in much-raised voice We appreciate its craftsmanship And the beauty of its wood We enjoy the parish folk so much -- They're welcoming, warm and good.
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  A neighbouring town is Plaster Rock And is famous for two sites The place where massive ferns will grow... (Read of this in my future writes), And the world site of Pond Hockey Where every Febr'ary cold Hundreds of teams from 'round the globe Play on the small lake of old. In fact, it too celebrates this week It's in its one hundred-FIFTIETH year! Since 1867, teams have skated On that ice so sheer. Teams named with silly humour Like "Pond Scum" and "Timber Twats" Or, one of our favourite names: "The Raggedy-ass River Rats" ! There are teams of men, but ladies too And they're all TOUGH, outside the tent Where beer is poured quite freely At this world-renown event. How often in the winter Do you see an outdoor sport Where the loos are placed in snowdrifts And the players roughly cavort RIGHT beside Joe Public Which is why the nets are tiny (Though Richard had a puck zip by And he fell right on his hiney!)
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  Meetings in small communities In the rural countryside Are another way of getting involved And taking some local pride. While Richard worked the potato fields Last fall, to feel a part I'm now off to meetings galore Historic, Planning and Horse Club, to start! While Founder's Day celebrations With parade, barbeque and dance Are traditionally planned, I don't see how A tomboy like me could enhance A BEAUTY PAGEANT? of teenage girls Who will dress up and model and pose. All I know is grubbies and sweatshirts NOT lace, and sequins, and hose!
And while a saddle club's more my style I can't seem to find the straight path Everyone argues and thinks they're right (Mostly women, who cat-fight with wrath!)
Saddle Clubbed-to-Death
Pretending we all get along…
So, I'm not sure how long I'll be meeting In these groups where I've tried to fit in But I'll give it a go, for this year at least, Do duties with tongue-in-cheek grin. Another winter-time delight In mountain-country deep (Other than waiting for spring to come By reading oneself to sleep!) Is having neighbours over To play games into the night But this week, we were brought to realize That mere Scrabble evokes a good FIGHT! For many years I've struggled To beat Richard at this game, A few times I've come close But more often, I admit with shame That though I'm a teacher of English He can whump me by a mile And as he's most competitive I don't always end with a smile. Joy bought me a version that SHOULD have helped more But, until this year, it Did NOT bring me to fore:
However, just this winter I've finally learned to beat That man I call my partner Whose NOT happy in defeat! And this weekend we found out That ANOTHER man is faster And of equal strength to Richard's - And THAT man's our meekest pastor!
His wife, like me, got angry, And I understood her scorn As myself, the organist, (and Richard, too!) Began to feel forlorn. That vicar is competitive! Just like ole Rich, he sits And plans so many moves ahead While we just take the hits.
Richard at work trying to beat all…
    Despite extra points for authors' names Or a literary phrase (The pastor's wife got "Dante" Which SHOULD have put him in a daze As it was like the devil himself From the famed Inferno came To visit the board and take over at will... -But Pastor STILL won the game!) While all this serious intellect Went on beside our fire Down the hall were bellows and grunts And great yells of "You're a LIAR!" As Balderdash was loudly played And later, "Dirty Marbles". So, we took deep breaths and calmed ourselves To ease the tension of these squabbles. "Everyone to the living room!" I called, for my favourite time Is when drama and hilarity Team with parlour games of rhyme, Or witty word games, acted out. Thus, within this larger group Charades became the favourite Of this New Denmark troupe. But again, like Richard, Vicar sought To beat my team right out (Both from Ontario with German surnames - Could THAT be what this is about?) How could my team of thespians Act out "Titanic", or "Moby Dick" Without pointing to body parts That were embarrassing in front of The Vic? But HE had no compunction About hurling himself to the floor And writhing about with urgency To try and get the top score!
******************************************* Ah, the long days of winter, then Have been thusly passed with ease As long as the dogs don't bite And pastors continue to tease. For whether or not my butt is seen After 9, either day or at night. When Thunder's coerced to go for a walk And Eileen might be in for a sight, And whether or not hot chocolate Isn't drunk as much as the liquor It takes for Peter to do "Titanic" With his nipples, in front of the Vicar, We'll always get through the storms Of this 'time on hold' of all seasons In the hill-billy mountains of N.B. With our Raggy-ass River-Rat Reasons! - J. Ivanel Johnson, 2017
  The Vilified Vicar and the Coerced Canine Last week you read about life off The farm called "Blue Bell - don" This week's a silly story, 'bout Winter HERE, and who has come...
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