#we were talkign the other day and they cannot handle angst and i tell them about my angsty fic only lifestyle and just stares at me | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nyxire · 2 years

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never ever ever ever show me shows/movies or anything based solely off of romance that you bc there's an 87% chance im going to ruin it for you no matter who you are

#romance is very much not my thing #im generally fine with it if it's backround or there but obviously not the main plot point #i just do not like it. which is kinda funny considering my sibling is the complete opposite. total fucking romantic at heart #only rlly reads fanfic based around ships. ships literally everything. and yuh #we were talkign the other day and they cannot handle angst and i tell them about my angsty fic only lifestyle and just stares at me #horrified and goes 'noOooOOo why would you do that??' and proceeds to explain that they basically only read romance and fluff. sometimes bo #th. <- which i find pretty boring #usually my romance fics at least have healthy doses of angst #like near death experiences #and gun shot wounds #rant #something to know bout me is that i can be very blunt but also as i've learned not be so blunt at certain times #my parents never did santa with me n my siblings so whenever i'd go to my friends/relatives around christmas my parents would have #to explicitly tell all of us not to tell ANYONE that santa is real #bc me and my siblings have all ruined santa for at least one person before we reached the age of 8 #Even now i still do not get what the point is in telling ur kids there's some old dude who manages to go through chimneys and give u presen #ts you'll like. and typing it out santa just sounds like a creepy old man so yeah.#Like why would you submit urself to that? you just have to get kids more presents and then deal with the fallout of telling them you delibe #rately lied to them and fed them false information. why. what is the pOINT #anywho im rambling #yeah anyways it was like that with everything lmao. my parents had to tell us not to spoil the tooth fairy #I watched my cousin have an existential crisis at age 6 after my sibling told them santa wasn't real #i remember politely nodding along as my friend told me about how the tooth fairy had given her money #my aunt always thought my parents were spoiling our childhood and should've let us believe or whatever but honestly #knowing myself as i now do i probably would've developed more trust issues then i already have and this time towards my parents #if they told me about santa. like yeah that's something that would've actually affected me.#so long story short. santa klaus is bullshit and literally makes no sense. don't lie to your kids.

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