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Eliza: You remind me of the ocean.
Sasha: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Eliza: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Antonelli: How the hell are you still alive?
Attila: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Nils: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Sasha : If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Sasha : Don’t mansplain this to me!
Fleur: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Sasha : …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Anneke: Help! I’m drowning!
Stian: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Anneke: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Sasha: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for centuries now. No response.
Attila: Rather stupid, that one.
Sasha: They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Attila: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Sasha: I guess you’re right. Hey Attila, I love you.
Attila: See! Just say that!
Sasha: Holy fucking shit.
Attila: If that flies over their head then, sorry Sasha, but they're too dumb for you.
Sasha: ... Attila.
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Eike: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Attila: Oh, we've had worse.
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Milo, throwing their head into Sasha 's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Sasha , lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Attila: I love you.
Sasha , not paying attention: What was that?
Attila: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
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Anneke: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?
Sasha : With the fan on.
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Sasha, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Milo, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
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Eike: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Milo:
Milo: I'm gonna tell him.
Sasha : Don't you dare.
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Eliza: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Eike: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Eliza: Yes.
Eike: I'd sleep.
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Sasha: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Milo : What? No good morning?
Sasha: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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Sasha: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Eliza: What changed your mind?
Sasha: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Sasha : Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Milo: Why start now?
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