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kleinstar · 3 months

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✧ — ⋆ 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒! (ACCEPTING)

for your muse to pretend to know my muse in public to save them from a difficult encounter

Eiden's running out of focus. He's been sketching for quite long now and his pen is beginning to drift off it's lines. Like that Eiden's eyes too wander about until they stop to witness a scene. Few more seconds and the pink hair rings a bell. The....dude! Nezha! The one delinquent looking dude that knew Sun. It looks like he's in some kind of trouble.

The idea might be a dumb one. The guy doesn't NEED help, probably and he'll let him know afterwards too, Eiden's pretty certain about that However, by heart he's a meddler - a peaceloving at that - and can't help himself.

And so ... he packs his sketch book and approaches the group - or rather dashes to Nezha.

" DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! " he yells as he claps excitedly.

" My guy!!! Pete! Your birthday!! I'm soooooo sorry! I forgot about it.... It was like yesterdayy riiiiight? Happy birthday dude! I don't have a gift on me now but..."

He slings his hand over newly christened Li 'Pete' Nezha's shoulder. Maybe there's no point in giving such a recognizable guy alias sometimes you just have to be certain.

" What d'ya say we get a rum cake? Or maybe just rum! "

He turns to engage with the audience.

" Ya want to join? " Eiden happily asks. They're looking awfully confused if anything. Eiden takes this chance and starts slowly retreating:

" No? " he then chirps patting one of their cheeks to add into the confusion, " too bad handsome. I think we could have gotten along..."

He tugs Nezha's sleeve - it's a cue to leave. Pretty fast too. Rest is running - at some point they manage to get them off their tail though.

" I could have dealt that myself. "

There's that line. Good thing he'd fully expected so he's got a perfect follow up!

" Listen now, there's no need to get violent to every single little guy out there?

" Never mind that now, let's get drinks for real! Or maybe you want ramen again? I'll pay ok? "

#ringlorn #meems //#I THINK this is supposed to be the other way around but this was my first thought so #was very tempted by some sleazy gross guy trying to hit on eiden and nezha appearing to help......#but i feel like he would just scare the guy off than bother pretending anything lmao?#maybe im wrong anyway i also wanted to write eiden go 'hey hes a birthday boy'#this got too long

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