my w4r dude with facial hair

squeezes the alex tiddies like stress toys

thundering, deafening clap as the titanic tiddies collide.

❝ MORTAL, DOTH THOU DAREST TREAD THIS LAND OF LEGENDS, HOME OF GODS, AND SEIZE THE TIDDYTH UNTO THY MEAGER GRASP? ❞

[ CORNERED ]  sender menacingly backs receiver into a corner . from price.

they've  really  got  to  stop  meeting  like  this.    makarov's  sneaking  around,  knowing  price's  task  force  was  in  the  area,  was  a  dangerous  and  dumb  move.    he  knows  this,  but  his  interest  in  seeing  price,  being  able  to  have  the  man  in  his  crosshairs  was  too  great.    never  send  out  an  impulsive  man  on  his  own.    vladimir's  mistake  just  may  cost  him  his  life,  but  he  sincerely  doubts  it.    it  feels  like  he  knows  john  price  like  the  back  of  his  hand.          a  wrong  turn  has  makarov  within  the  sights  of  141's  captain,  and  the  two  of  them  are  now  locked  in  this  room  together,  with  only  their  guns  and  their  minds.    vladimir  will  admit,  john  price  looks  handsome  in  this  moment,  with  the  moon's  light  shining  through  the  high  windows  of  the  abandoned  building  makarov  had  designated  as  one  of  his  bases.    he's  lucky  they're  not  in  the  armory.    ❝  you  look  tired,  captain.    this  war  will  wear  you  down,  i'm  sure  of  it.  ❞  the  konni  leader  grins,  dropping  his  gun  and  kicking  it  to  the  side  ⸺  he  knows  price  won't  kill  him,  not  like  this.          when  makarov  moves  to  take  a  step  forward,  price  is  already  on  him,  walking  towards  him  at  an  intense  pace.    vladimir  may  be  impulsive,  but  he  isn't  an  idiot.    he  backs  up  with  the  same  speed  until  he  finds  himself  with  his  back  pressed  against  the  wall.    ❝  this  anger  is  unbecoming  of  you.  ❞

#𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐒𝟔: an extremely private rendition of 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐄 of the 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘: 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐄 franchise. headcanon driven, reboot based while drawing direction from source material. plot oriented, low activity. no rules present, common roleplay etiquette expected. twenty-one plus only. also @w4rfare and @mact4vish.

𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍 "𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓" 𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐘. A private, headcanon based blog for the character from the 2022 videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II. This blog will contain primarily adult content, please do not follow or interact if you are under the age of 20. Given the nature of the game, there may be a fair amount of triggering content. This includes but is not limited to: mentions of blood, violence, torture, mental illness, murder, etc. I advise you not to follow if you are sensitive to these topics. Header credit: @unforsake.

written by: Maya, she/her/hers pronouns, 25+, discord is available upon request for mutuals only affiliated with: @airwomans, @w4rfare, @mact4vish

𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐇 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐌. A private, headcanon based blog for the character from the 2019 videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. This blog will contain primarily adult content, please do not follow or interact if you are under the age of 20. Given the nature of the game, there my be a fair amount of triggering content. This includes but is not limited to: mentions of blood, violence, torture, terrorism, warfare, murder, etc. I advise you not to follow if you are sensitive to these topics. Header credit: @unforsake.

written by: Maya, she/her/hers pronouns, 25+, discord is available upon request for mutuals only affiliated with: @w4rfare

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dibs but i confess to you in my deathbed that i forgot to say no homo after we've been married for 50 years. we... we were gay after all. always have been. i wish you'd known sooner. beep. beep. beeEEE

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W4RFARE, IN HIS LETTERS TO THE CAPTAIN [ DELAY ]  one muse is trying to get ready to go somewhere while the other keeps kissing them and unbutton/unzipping their clothes.  from soap.

✯ SIX IN THE MORNING; CONSIDERED LATE, ACTUALLY. SO, CHOP CHOP, TIME'S WASTING, MACTAVISH. SUNDAY MORNING IS NO EXCUSE TO BREAK AWAY FROM ROUTINE AND TRADITION.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, filtered tawny sunlight through the blinds on the side windows. All's quiet this morning, America, mind the birds chirping in the trees, but that's something nonurban and relaxing. The sounds of their breaths shifting in the early morning, not disrupting the peace, as Alex stretches to fetch yesterday's long sleeved button down, light Springtime wear fabric flowing in the air, passed around his shoulders, one arm in at a time. He needs to wear some; still a bit chilly at just-now sunrise, morning dew, and the nearby forested patch in his land drops the temperature below faraway Dallas. Dress 'er up, button 'er down. Fingers are a little lazy and slow at this time of day, but still dextrous and unerring from repetition—ROUTINE AND TRADITION, as all men proper ought to know intimately. Heavy head slumping forward while sat on the edge, heavy sigh and breathing in new air filled with newfound courage to face the day.

He's trying to fasten his leather strapped watch when the sneaky little snake in paradise slithers around behind him; kisses on Alex's shoulders and strong back, up into that rather inviting nape, showing Soap all the skin & bone in the world, ready for plunder. Johnny's lips around that vulnerable spinous process at the end of his neck draws a sharp breath into Alex, shiver down the spine, compels a man to straighten up his back and raise his head. An almost growl like exhale out of him, a man with some few slurs & rosy words for his princess he had in mind, but decided to just let him live. Johnny's hands wrap around Alex's chest, playing at his buttons rather than metaphorically pushing them, unfastening them starting from the top, while his hands were busy with the watch. Tempting viper hands slide into the shirt, palming at his pecs, before he could protest. Alex's own hands grip at Soap's forearm but don't resist or pull the intruding hand out of there. Glint of his aroused smile on the corner of his lips, but voice is still stern when he turns his head over to address the little devil on his shoulder. ��Soapy.❞ It's hard to lecture a man named fucking Soap. Impossible to stay mad at those deep-blue, need-you eyes. ❝Behave, sweetheart. I need t' feed my dogs n' the lil' baby goats, now...❞

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