Moist Von Lipwig voice: Why are you telling me this, sir?

Vetinari voice: Because no one will ever believe you, Mr. Lipwig.

Based on this post because look I just. I just had to ok.

Hear me out: Untitled Goose Game in Ankh-Morpork...

Think of all the mayhem you could create.

(I really really want so bad this game/DLC to exist. So much potential. @house_house_ call me (or, better, call the Pratchetts)) Next drawing: the Post!

I’m entering my Vetinari era. Going to start saying shit like “Capital!” and “Do not let me detain you.” and “A great rolling sea of evil. Shallower in some places, of course, but deeper, oh, so much deeper in others. But people like you put together little rafts of rules and vaguely good intentions and say, this is the opposite, this will triumph in the end.” Gonna start juggling knives.

[Vetinari:] 'Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?’

‘I would like to reiterate, sir, that I buy all my own paperclips,’ said Drumknott urgently.

‘Of course, but in your case I am pleased to say that you have a brain so pristine that it sparkles.'

- Snuff, Terry Pratchett

save me lord Vetinari (some hand practices)

another promotion

Quick—no nuance, no follow-up questions. In a battle of wits/standoff in which both want something and no compromise is possible, who wins?

Lord Vetinari glanced at a piece of paper. >'Did you really punch the president of the Assassins' Guild?' -'Yes, sir.' >'Why?' -'Didn't have a dagger, sir.'

As a little Terry Pratchett tribute today I wanted to draw the two fictional men that have inspired me to create more than anything has in a long time.

And also a little tribute to the community surrounding these books that makes me want to share my creations instead of hiding them away. It's meant more than you know.

Hello! Meet Patrician Vetinari! And wait for new characters from the Discworld)

Привет! Встречайте патриция Витинари! И ждите новых персонажей по Плоскому миру)

He’s a 10 but he’s been keeping Leonardo da Vinci locked up in his attic like Mr Rochester

Young Vetinari

some Discworld sillies!!

(lord Vetinari and my beloved failure wizard Rincewind)

Vimes is not Vetinari's terrier.

He's more like a foul-tempered cat that does whatever the fuck it wants as Vetinari uses that to his advantage. Vimes will knock a vase off Vetinari's table while looking him in the eye, and Vetinari will say, "Yes, I meant for you to do that."