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woahsehun · 3 years

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nct most likely to be able to survive a week in an american public highschool

if anyone is confused, I would be happy to answer any questions regarding why american highschool is in fact a game of survival

now, onto the victims

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1. johnny- obvious. done it, did it, could do it again

2. yangyang- would not only survive but would thrive

3. jaehyun- was on the road to it and would not only do it he would also be the token weird jock

4. hendery- I love them but him and yangyang would be my morning math class nightmare

5. ten- theater kid and would survive

6. taeil- honestly everyone loves him and he’d get good grades he’d be fine. on student council (not president tho)

7. yuta- would not enjoy it but is strong enough to survive, also would be kind of a pariah. the schools wild card - is somehow a theater kid, jock, and art kid all in one

8. sungchan- golden boy and would be fine but maybe kinda scared. taller than his locker :/

9. jungwoo- also a fine golden boy but would be grossed out by the whole environment and experience

10. mark- would also be fine maybe even thrive. goofy jock 🥰

11. jeno- would probably be fine tbh I think he would just chill. smiles at everyone he walks by in the hallways (.◜◡◝ )

12. lucas- everyone including me is crushing on him but he would not enjoy it there I don’t think. would enjoy being able to eat his lunch outside though

13. shotaro- would live. bc he’s shy enough to be on everyones good side but not so shy that people think it’s weird

14. jaemin- somehow a popular catboy would survive but I would never put him through that. sports coaches want him so bad but he just doesn’t feel like competing. takes pictures for the yearbook staff

15. haechan- would survive pretending to like it maybe, but idk nah teachers would dislike him. class clown and whines about having to take notes. tries to convince taeil they need redbull in the vending machines

16. taeyong- would definitely survive but he doesn’t deserve that and his brain would probably melt. very stressed and would never take the stairs only the elevator (his backpack is heavy and his first class in on the third floor okay give him a break :( )

17. xiaojun- him and his tight dance practice shirt r too good for this, would just barely live tho. musical theater kid but only bc of his angel voice. not his fault he’s just not committed to the story idk

18. renjun- would live but suffer. someone tried to stuff him in a locker once and it did not end well. for the other student I mean. the art teacher LOVES him, he doesn’t like them tho. still has his art all over the school good for u bb good for u <3

19. jisung- would survive by a very slim margin. previously a rolling backpack owner. is incredibly stressed and his backpack is huge. forgets his lunchbox on the bus one day and it’s all downhill from there

20. chenle- would drop out, definitely not for him. would play basketball for a little in gym class first tho

21. kun- do not put him through that he’s strong but can only take so much I mean his locker isn’t big enough and the guy behind him keeps kicking the back of his seat god get him outta there. also could be on student council tho

22. doyoung- no. no tolerance for american public school. his best bet would be to make friends w the nurses but no. head of the yearbook staff.

23. winwin- do not put this man anywhere near an american public school he does not deserve nor can he handle what goes on around those grounds

#johnny yangyang and jaehyun are the ones that jump up and slapp the tops of doorways when they walk through them #mark always balls up his papers to throw rhem in the trash #always misses #jisung would eat lunch in the nurses office #nct #nct dream #nct 127 #wayv #nct u #nct au #nct drabbles #nct headcanons #nct scenarios

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sleepsignals · 4 years

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i kno reading about characters you don’t know/care about is dry so i will try to be short and write a shitpost about my very broad genre of Coming Of Age Horror Teens And Young Adults readmore bc this look a little long

sloane roosevelt

you know, like *brandishes knife* ‘nya?’ an actual cryptid. has never told the same backstory to anyone. knowing things about me is dlc cough up the 200 dollars. cats are her allies immediately. tells people she doesn’t like that she will put a curse on them. hitchhiking witchcore. gaptooth baby. little and feral. very actually sees dead people. takes your fries. will not respond to your pop culture reference because she doesn’t get it. doesn’t answer your texts and doesn’t know why she has to apologize. pickpocketed you as a greeting.

hal grady

resident mulder. thrift shop enthusiast. has gotten their hand caught in a vending machine. bizarrely good at mcguivering out of any situation. in the r/paranormal comments section arguing. bigfoot is real fuck you. would have tried to get into area 51. is two seconds from flunking any given class. have they been to any lecture this year? is the ‘hold camera all the time’ guy in the arg. fingerguns instead of explaining what’s wrong to your therapist. calls their mom to pick them up from the party early. halloween is the only holiday. club penguin shouldn’t have died it should have been me. pathological fence climber and tresspasser. should not have this police radio.

jay skelter

would kill everyone in the car swerving to avoid a squirrel. greets crows and raccoons. climbs fences and has bitten a cop. has dyed her hair every colour but likes a mix of pink and purple best. still wears those colourful band bracelets. has bitten a glowstick before just to know. may still shoplift from hot topic. what are you a cop? has formed 3 unsuccessful garage punk bands. sits in graveyards for the aesthetic. loves a good c tier horror movie. detention frequent in highschool. loiters at the bowling alley.

whitney carroll

human golden retriever. will allow all the short people to sit on his shoulders at a concert. ‘hello 911? how are you?’. could benchpress you. apologize to you if you spill soup on him. competent dad friend at a party even when he drinks. shows up to stand ominously behind his small friends if someone tries shit. all women are queens, anakin. if you never had a good big brother figure he’s got you. still has a flipphone. the last video game he played was runescape. a very nice gymbro. is taking applications for being your best friend. impassioned singing in the car.

siobhan fleetwood

has a complex about going to college late. is at the 5 coffees a day mark. is the one moving the ouija planchette to scare her friends. wine mom friend. siobhan and jun judging u power hour. hits michaels once a week at least. will kill you for mentioning her scrapbooks. wants to take group pictures like my aunt at niagara falls. alcohol is great but have you ever had someone care about you? me neither pass the bottle. (shuh-von). resting exhausted face. 3 jobs and stronger than anyone. librarian grunge.

atlas caine

demonic possession but make it rich boy. thinks he’s an 80′s coming of age movie bully and kind of is. the secondary antagonist as if you don’t have enough going on right now. butterfly knife party tricks. thinks he’s better than you because of his family but he’s just as stuck in this small town as you. designer jackets aren’t the same as a personality. will fucking run at the first sign of actual danger. available to be mean to you. redemption arc denied.

jun song

resident scully and chronic skeptic who ruins your paranormal fun. wallace wells expy. uses tiktok as a blogging service. speaks almost exclusively in a deadpan. firmly considers himself the daphne of this situation. heart shaped sunglasses and pastel sweaters. has to be the hottest person at the grocery store. physically can’t leave a crossword alone until he completes it. i don’t know how to tell you guys that people on the internet lie sometimes. pop music is good you guys are just wrong.

graham flowers

mean 80′s prep with an 80′s windbreaker. doesn’t know what to do when he’s not the center of attention. first to die in a slasher movie. please let him hold onto you in a haunted house. catholic guilt. will cry any time anywhere for any reason. baseball bat bisexual. battle chad. didn’t want to be involved. scared he peaked in highschool. lays dramatically on couches like a victorian lady getting the vapours. doesn’t even mean that badly but says the dumbest shit. never seen the braincell. redemption arc permitted.

#I DONT EXPECT ANYONE TO READ THIS BTW #i just was like [infodumps]

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