Back to the NPMD x Monster High AU, a couple more things:

I would like to rescind my Werecat Brenda in favor of Nighthawk Harpy Brenda. Yes, I know I made Kyle a werewolf to parallel Brenda being a werecat but I also have a better offer for Kyle too: Yeti, which is why he still holds a grudge against Max for wrecking his dad’s ski-doo.

I have so many thoughts on Vampire Grace. She was born a normie and is a recently turned vampire (maybe even a vampire hunter that failed on an outing and was turned by her prey). She’s having trouble coping with her religion now that she’s a monster and constantly wears turtlenecks like the one she wears in Perky’s Buds to cover up her bite marks. She tried still wearing her cross necklace as a show of rejecting this new form, trying to embrace the pain of having the cross so close because she thought that loving Jesus even when she’s a form of half-demon would make herself better than other Christians, but it hurt way too badly for her to handle so now she just says she wears it underneath her sweater. Jason was born a vampire and wants to help her through her dysphoria but Grace won’t accept anyone treating her like she’s a vampire (even though she is). She does like the part about eating flesh and drinking blood- it’s what Jesus says to do with himself, so in a way, she’s making everyone she eats a little more Christ-like. That’s her thought process, at least. She also still pretends to be human around her parents and normie best friend Gabe. Gabe may or may not know that she’s a vampire though and wants to seduce her so she can turn him too.

In High School is Killing Me, the lyric is now changed to “Fuck you, biteology.”

Max’s Jekyll form is human (Max), but his Hyde form looks like his ghost (The Jagerman).

Stachie is soooo canon because Richie loves swimming but as a werecat Stacy refuses to get in the water and they feel like their romance is especially forbidden because of it. If Richie didn’t love the water so much, he’d wish he was a werecat too because he also wants to be a pretty little kitty meow meow

Ethan, Lex, and Hannah also went there obviously and Ethan was a ghost á la Jonny Spirit and Lex and Hannah are both spider people. You know tf why lol

Ruth is a lot like Frankie Stein in that she flirts with a lot of people but they Do. Not. Flirt. Back. Rather than solid stripes, her sweater looks more like lightning bolts and the mushroom design is a little creepier than just an Amanita.

A lot of the smoke club are also nighthawk harpies (because they like eating the weed) (including Deb) and so a lot of people assume Brenda is also in the smoke club. She isn’t. Monster high typical speciesism mixed with Hatchetfield High typical bullying regardless of social hierarchy.

The Woodwards are flytraps and that’s why Alice doesn’t smoke- plants don’t do that to other plants. This is often a point of contention between Deb and Alice even though they try to pretend it isn’t an issue

Steph’s secretly embarrassed about her decay so she always makes sure her wraps are FRESH, but the rest of her outfit is always her jagged hand-cut crop tops and ripped jeans. Her decay spread to her scalp and forehead and everyone knows better than to say something about the wraps on her forehead or how she always wears a beanie but Pete accidentally tells her he thinks it makes her look even cooler. Swooning ensues because nobody dares address her flaws, much less say she’s cooler for having them.

Steph secretly wishes Pete had a corporeal form because her love language is physical touch and she’s sad she’ll never be able to hold him. (Kind of like how Cleo is sad she’ll never get to look Deuce in the eyes).

Sophia/Spitfire as a background character fire elemental is a MUST.

The janitor is a crazy man who lives in the catacombs under the school and is possessed by what the student body can only assume is a goat demon and Peter Geist feels weirdly like he knows him.

Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire-

Pete has also died recently as one of The Jagerman’s attacks when he was out of control, and he’s new to the school along with Grace. He’s stuck in this dorky outfit he wore so he wouldn’t get bullied and can never change clothes, but at least he’s impossible to punch unless if another spirit tried to attack him. As opposed to Grace in life, he was very interested in the supernatural (one of his special interests) so he knows quite a bit about monster types but is always hungry to learn more about the new world he found himself un-living in

What are your jagertitty ship songs?

HELLO ANON!!! so here is the playlist!!!!!!

and i'm going to go through the songs :)

this one is so jagertitty, and not just because i called siren au "fight so dirty, but you love so sweet". it's like, they're so desperately in love with each other, so sacrificially, but so murderously. they're both predators, but at times become each other's prey.

max and grace are both hungry. hungry for power, hungry for each other. i think they do love each other, yeah, but grace is ready to kill him, and max still throws her under the bus when talking to kyle (i will not rest until i taste grace chastity's little peach). lotta food metaphors with these two.

no it's no because i've watched this scene from glee ten times this weekend what do you mean what do you mean. this one's on here because, granted, while i don't think either of them would cheat on each other, grace does fuckin kill him. she's cold hearted and conniving, despite that, if they actually dated, she'd be the one getting that warning

first off, title idea. idk if i wanna say it because i feel like it gives the concept away too much, and it'd be a oneshot. war and love, them. they are each other's downfall, in one way or another. they are doomed. beloveds.

i think it encapsulates the absolute need they have for each other and how head over heels they are, how much they're into each other. they both want to be the other's obsession, and neither (i dont think) has really had sexual (grace) or romantic (max) feelings to this extent before.

it bops.

not the most accurate, arguably grace has too much character. but like. specifically at the end, she has begun to manage her facade. no one warned max that she'd be Like That (tbf he was into it) because no one really could.

insert o mio padre there's a ghost in my body here. another fic idea. :)

au where grace sings this while max gets dragged to hell

there's also britney spears toxic (i'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic, works both ways). mammamia maneskin (max is "all eyes on me, i feel like a superstar" because he likes power and being perceived as being powerful, and i think "give me a command and i'll do what you ask bc my favourite music's your uh uh" works well for both of them, but specifically max to grace. but like. dirty dirty girl won't you sing for me). vampire olivia rodrigo (grace had to give up her chastity, and yeah she had to but she still lost something that mattered most to her. and loathes it. max because he fucking killed her. twice.) and judas lady gaga because "you betrayed me! you fucken judas!" "SO YOU DO KNOW THE BIBLE!"