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we made it.
#i was not a part of roll call#this is my catch up so far#glennon doyle#glennon commentary#uswnt vs portugal#the soccer#wwc 2023
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That’s not a fucking yellow. Now if we even manage to make it out of groups at this rate, we don’t even have Lavelle. Absolutely ridiculous
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regardless of the outcome today I will personally be devoting my entire being into getting this man removed as head coach. don’t ask me how or any logistical questions related to this task I’m not taking those types of questions rn
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lynn williams!!!!!!
#uswnt vs portugal#uswnt#fifa wwc#someone finally got into vlatko’s head#and forced a mote of logic in there#so excited to see her and sophia
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I genuinely cannot believe I stayed up to watch this shit. What an absolutely shambolic performance from the USWNT tonight. This team is going to get absolutely bodied by Sweden in the next round, and its hard to say that they don't deserve it after this horrifically poor group performance.
The only good thing about this is that this clearly has to show that Vlatko isn't it as a coach and needs to go as soon as humanly possible.
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Yes I’ll admit I was only following the live score up until five minutes ago but maybe that was a good thing bc I’ve only watched five minutes and I’m already screaming at my tv and I know my blood pressure is through the roof😵💫
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*bursts through the door like a literal maniac* HAPPY WORLD CUP EVE, MOTHERHUGGERS!!!!
I now present to you, for your viewing pleasure, Jordan’s 2023 Women World Cup Predictions™️.
Group 1st and 2nd place:
A: Norway and New Zealand.
B: Australia and Ireland.
C: Spain and Zambia.
D: England and China.
E: United States and Portugal.
F: France and Brazil.
G: Sweden and Italy.
H: Germany and Morocco.
Round of 16:
Norway vs Zambia.
United States vs Italy (if y’all knew how much i’ve been waiting for/manifesting this matchup since I started following the USWNT in 2011 — you’d be disgusted.)
Spain vs New Zealand.
Sweden vs Portugal.
Australia vs China.
Brazil vs Morocco.
England vs Ireland (if this happens i’m sure it will be a calm, rational and respectable 90 minutes. I cannot wait to see everyone on their best behavior during this match.)
Germany vs France.
Quarterfinals:
United States vs Norway. *insert Julie Foudy talking about how much she loved playing Norway here.*
Spain vs Sweden.
Australia vs Brazil (I don’t care what time this game is on, I don’t care what day it’s happening — I WILL be up for this one.)
Germany vs England (this side of the bracket is giving big World War 2 energy and it’s making me mildly uncomfortable…)
Semifinals:
United States vs Spain.
Germany vs Australia.
3rd place game:
Australia vs Spain.
2023 Women’s World Cup Final:
United States vs Germany.
🥇: United States
🥈: Germany
🥉: Australia
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me: usmnt are kinda shit maybe uswnt will be better? i mean they've won before, and twice in a row too...
*us vs portugal*
me: shit
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lots of chatter.
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This halftime show pulling NO punches lmao
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well this has been fun (it really has not) but I’m going to bed. can’t wait to slander this man more during the knockout stage (I am no longer hopeful that we even make it to the ro16)
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Predictions: do you think Brazil will Jamaica and make it out group? Australia vs Canada? Score prediction for uswnt vs Portugal?
Brazil, Canada, 2-0 USA?
I can see Canada doing what they did against us in the Olympics. Not trying to score but just defending no matter what.
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