#usually paired with muttering phrases like 'this is fine we're being normal no one is looking at us we are INVISIBLE! >:D' and it's AllNice
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i've gotta stop cooing at everything lol
#just me hi#if you've ever spoken to me you know i overuse 'oh' a LOT#with a bit of variation including 'ah' 'eh' 'uh/m' 'hm/hum/humn/hmn'#i see anything neat or funny or terrible and the first sound ever is 'ohhh'#depending on the situation it will sound Very Pitiful#oh that reminds me of the one time i did it around my brother and he spun around to look at me like thunder had struck the ground i was#walking#and he said it 'sounded like' i was 'autotuned'#which i still think of that quite proudly#yes i can make convincing Robot Noise but only when i'm paying 0 attention and i have to walk into a food court#oh speaking of Public Things so a couple months (or maybe not? i'm choosing to ignore Time) ago i was at the Big Store (very bad store.#pick the Worst Store Ever and we'll go with that) and i had to go get a grocery cart#WELL i have this nervous habit of singing or humming to myself and i do it under my breath in public#usually paired with muttering phrases like 'this is fine we're being normal no one is looking at us we are INVISIBLE! >:D' and it's AllNice#well i was walking past the old guy that was manning the front doors ('hello welcome to Big Store good bye see you soon (hate it when they#say 'see you soon' like sure whatever you're right but DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. that's a THREAT.))#and i'm mumbling 'just have to grab a cart it'll take a couple second this is fine we're alright' and as i'm walkin past this guy the#Crowd-Noise lulls and he makes eye-contact w/ me cuz i heard my mumbling and i'm telling you something in me d i e d#and i still. think about that#it isn't THAT weird but. lol#anyway tuning out#YOU tune in later for another fine installment of 'why did keeps do this why please'#and maybe i'll talk about the one time my little brother tried to down an entire tube of toothpaste :D#~+~ toodles ~+~
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