I feel like Walter would hypnotize Stanley with his eyes.
Nah, just kidding!
...
Unless...?
it happens. but with time Stanley is less affected by it. but Stanley never talked about it to Walter.
Walter doesn't do it on purpose-
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If you ever see me like a post and not reblog it - this is why:
..... they just need a minute to show up
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I want everyone to know that I , an underpaid employee, never think you're annoying for asking me to do my job or fix a mistake. You are worried you're being mean? You sound chill, we vibin. You ask me to get something for you? Awesome I get to be inside for a few minutes. You want me to put something in your car and you're embarrassed? If it has a floor then you're good. You're an asshole to me? All is forgiven if you tip me I will simply forget
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people say it's rude not to respond to messages for days/weeks but i like a bit of that sometimes. gives me wiggle room. it stresses me out to get immediate responses all the time. there's gotta be variety so i can luxuriate in knowing we're both cool with it if there's a lot of variability in how long it takes us to get back to each other
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you ever have a really good day and then someone comes along and undoes it in basically the last thirty minutes you planned to be awake and now youre just sick lmfao
like, cheers mate! thanks for reminding me some people just get a kick out of dragging people down for no reason! now fuck off to andromeda and never let me see your name again.
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fucking rung my mum to check that she was coming around for a cuppa (which she was) and she was all concerned and weird and then she goes "you dont usually call i thought something was wrong" and im so not-offended-but-offended because "i call!" and she laughs
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hello would you like an explanation for the ao3 president thing
anon i appreciate it but id rather die than know whats going on with fanfic drama at any given time
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