everytime i look back at my own anon asks they get longer and i feel like im writing an essay except the essay is hyperfixation fueled rambling . does that mean anything i WILL get my wow lore from you i HAVE been getting my wow lore from you and there is nothing that any gamer alive can do to stop me because i have more free time than i should be allowed to have and an obsession for two dead gay elves. i think about them every single day and i think that this can be accredited to you, ELVES???? IN MY MULTI-MASSIVELY ONLINE ROLEPLAYING GAME???????? MANY OF THEM??? AND THEYRE COMPETENT TOO?????? oh man oh god i (i am shoveling everything on my desk into a suitcase) i dunno if i (i am hauling my computer and monitors into a comically enormous suitcase that is far larger than the contents would require) dunno if i can (searching "FINAL FANTASY XIV DOWNLOAD") i dont know if i can play that g- okay for real though i May In Fact Download FFXIV . i am scared of games i know nothing about because Uh brain sucks but youve convinced me by setting up one of those stick and box animal traps with promise of elves as the bait. i now get to message my sister who has also been hitting me with ffxiv copypasta and tell her i am interested PLEASE please please i would literally do anything to see subs tank so that they have no choice but to kick illidan out of space hell and by extension kael and vashj too so they can be mean to eachother and have the banter i so crave. to me their banter is what mana addiction is to the high elves. i miss them every single day my brother actually found out about the gay elves when i left wow open on my computer ("what relevance does that have?" you know how you can name your wow character almost anything? yeah so i have this thing where i physically cannot stop myself from testing if ship names are available for use on any game i play and uhm. youll never guess what i was testing on wow right then and there) which is tragically positioned in such a way that it is visible to the entire room and when he saw it he looked so disappointed but in no way surprised whatsoever

the time that i have to message you approaches very quickly because the ask length is getting Worse. it is getting So Bad. my deepest condolences that you have to sift through this whole thing i just have so many things to say at any given time

frankly this reminds me of my old forums days. did y'all ever do that thing where you made a friend on a forum and instead of exchanging numbers (no mobile phone) or skype contacts you'd just exchange novel-length private messages? emails with extra steps.

i am so sorry for the dead elves brainrot. it will get worse.

me 🤝 your sister Come Play FFXIV. They Are Extending The Free Trial In October. You Cannot Escape The Elves

it's actually a good game too especially once you make it past base game! as a wow player i found it pretty easy to get into after a quick period of adaptation ( < forged in the crucible of wotlk-era wow)

i just KNOW the outland trio has some incredibly comedic AND tragic potential with their banter and blizzard is KEEPING IT FROM US.

everyday hapless brothers are subjected to their sibling's dead gay elves obsession.... and it will happen again. when we're in the same room i often ask my brother random wow lore questions and he answers me immediately before going (extremely suspicious) "why. is this for a fanfic." yes it is now tell me more about coastal cities in the eastern kingdom for this throwaway line im trying to write

i also cannot shut the fuck up and i love attention and friendship so i'm having a blast personally 😌 everyday i log on and go "ah :) got a new message from my Secret Connection" like we're two spies in the 17th century corresponding through letters folded under a rock

could my brain stop thinking about G'RAHA TIA,

► Name ➔ “Aubrey Lockhart”

► Are you single ➔ "Well... Technically, no.” ► Are you happy ➔ “Pretty much !” ► Are you angry? ➔ "It happens, but not now I must say.” ► Are your parents still married ➔ She nods. “Yep !”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ "Ishgard, my mother was on post in the Coerthas.” ► Hair Color ➔ "Red. It depends on people, some say brown-red.” ► Eye Color ➔ “Brown, that one I’m pretty sure about it” ► Birthday ➔ “ 32nd Sun, 4th Umbral Moon, 1561 S.A.E.” ► Mood ➔ "Uh... I’m in the mood to dance. To be honest. I’ve got that song in my head, like, it’s been three hours already !” ► Gender ➔ "Female.” ► Summer or winter ➔ “Summer, but it doesn’t make much difference in ishgard.” ► Morning or afternoon ➔ “Morning. It feels like I still have plenty of time to do what I have to do in the mornings.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔She quietly says “no” with her head, a smile at her lips. ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “I’m sure it can happen.” ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ “It never ended. He’s been missing for two years now.” ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ "I hope not !” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “Uhm... That’s a rather complicated question. I don’t know. I think I might be.” ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ "A friend of mine ! She helped me a lot.” ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “Well if I have, they never said anything to me. That would be cool though...” ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ “I don’t know...”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ “Love !” ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ "Lemonade.” ► Cats or Dogs ➔ “I really like both. Dogs are always up for playing and hugs and cats are funny.” ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ "Why not both ?” ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ "I’d say both.” ► Day or night ➔ "Day. Night is silent.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “My mom’s got eyes in her back I swear. Dad didn’t say anything but if she ever saw me out at night well... ” ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ “Don’t run in Camp Dragonhead’s stairs. Just an advice from me to everybody. Even people I hate.” ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ She quietly nods and takes a moment to answer. Words come at a rather slow pace. “I did. I still do but I think about it less often now. I... Wish I had been there and that he was able to be here right now, tht some things were different. It’s all over now so it doesn’t matter. But I wish for things to still be the same as they were before. Somewhat. I...” She looks down, sighing. ► Wanted to disappear ➔ “For a moment, yes.”

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ “.... Do I have to choose ?” ► Shorter or Taller ➔ “Smaller than me is weird, so taller.” ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ “Uuuuh... Intelligence ?” ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ "Relationship !”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ “ I wish I could get along a bit more with my sister...” ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “I don’t think so. I’ve had ups and downs but it’s gotten better.” ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ “I ran away. I was stupid.”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ “I would never.” ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ “Yeah !” She might trust people a little bit too much and too easily. ► Who is your best friend ➔ “Val. I think it’s Val.” ► Who knows everything about you ➔ “My mom.”

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