i suddenly want to write a fic where alec is doing his work and it’s a normal boring day of paperwork when the office door hangs open and raphael storms in and is all “someone just hurt magnus badly” and the two of them IMMEDIATELY run off to find the sorry bastard and they don’t really get along but for magnus they will be a terrifying revenge team and it’s hilarious because no one in the shadow world would expect that team up but when it comes to magnus they’re willing to set differences aside

okay first of all nothing but canon facts in this house, i love it. second of all you should do it. third of all, i thought you were gonna say that he was doing paperwork and then suddenly noticed how big his hands are and he was like "wow. my hands are really big" idjdidbdudbduddjddkdn

but also idk why but this made me picture a scene where Raphael bursts into the room like "Magnus just scraped his knee" and they both like run and treat his "wound" like a perfectly oiled machine like Raphael rubs the rubbing alcohol, Alec puts a band-aid over it, Raphael gives his knee a little kiss, Alec goes "there, there, it's alright now" and Magnus is like "can you two stupid doing that"

EDIT: I MEANT STOP NOT STUPID but this was a great typo so I'm keeping it