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I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face- Finnpoe

500 Follower Celebration- 15. I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face

Whatever lies ahead- Rey, Finn, and Poe are a family now. Together, satisfied with their victories and new way of life, they look to the future.

Requested by: @dancinginlifeandpoetry

WORD COUNT: 1100

The sunlight floods through the curtains, gently penetrating the gauzy fabric. Poe cracks his eyes open, peering over the mounds of pillows and blankets separating him from Finn. His lover is still asleep, his face pressed into the pillows. Poe smiles as he takes in the scene, inhaling deeply and stretching out.

His feet hit the carpeted floor and the bed creaks. Finn doesn't stir as Poe creeps through the door connecting to the uninhabited room claimed as his. He dresses there, in the quiet of the morning. It's a beautiful day so far, with soft pink clouds rising above London. Poe hopes the sun will be enough to warm the city, that the winter cold will dissipate as March nears.

Poe is already downstairs when Finn finally rises. Rey is long since gone, off to her shop. Finn greets his partner with a pat on the shoulder, then, when the maid bringing them coffee disappears again, a long kiss left on his lips.

“Two lessons today, my dear,” Finn reminds him, and Poe sulks into his coffee cup. “Then lunch, then I should think a visit to Rey would do us well. And then-”

“-the opera,” Poe finishes, gazing at the other man. “Because you neglected date night last week.”

Finn frowns, reaching for Poe’s cup of coffee, entirely disregarding his own set before him. “I seem to remember you quite enjoying the occasion I chose to substitute for date night.”

Poe doesn’t blush, but raises his chin proudly. “You lacked even the decency to take me out to dine before you began the evening’s activities, which is quite ungentlemanly of you. It doesn’t count.”

“It counted when you were scre-” Finn silences himself abruptly as the maid reenters bearing Finn’s breakfast.

Their day presses on; Finn’s student is a young woman trying to overcome a speech impediment and Poe’s an up-and-coming heir attempting to impress his parents with learned propriety. Finn finds the time to deliver a cup of tea and a kiss to Poe between these events, then they lunch together. Finn entertains himself by tossing grapes into Poe’s mouth, much to the housekeeper’s chagrin. When they’re done, having picked a great many grapes off the floor, Finn discovers that he’s dressed in some combination of his own and Poe’s clothes, but tucks himself into Poe’s coat and sets out onto the street.

It isn’t a terribly far walk to Rey’s flower shop, not with Poe next to him. The men take each other’s arms in an ill attempt at discretion, which is only hampered by Finn’s whispered comments to Poe. His words range from caring and affectionate to downright scandalous, and Poe’s loud guffaws draw several stares from passersby. They pay no mind to others on the street, aside from Finn identifying their regionalized dialect in a hushed tone. The journey there is largely pleasant, but stepping into the warmth of Rey’s shop is still a welcome relief.

“Good afternoon!” A voice shouts from behind a particularly large vase of lilies. Poe smirks, shoving his hands into his pockets. Rey is certainly mannered- when she deems she should be- but she’s no less loud than she was when they first met her.

“Finn!” Rey preens, emerging from behind the counter. “Poe!” She wraps her arms around them both. Poe brushes a flower petal off her shoulder, but returns the embrace gladly.

“You look busy,” Finn says, looking around the crowded shop. Every inch of space on the counters and floor is covered in floral arrangements, and Poe watches the flower girls working for Rey navigate the treacherous route through the shop, hoisting up their skits and leaping over vases.

Rey beams. “We’re going to expand, actually. Rose says she found another space for sale.”

“You’re going to put Covent Garden out of business,” Poe says wryly, but his heart swells with pride. Rey is sporting a new dress today, and Poe suspects that this is a reward for her lucrative businesses.

“No,” Rey corrects, wagging her finger at Poe. “I’m hiring them all. Getting the girls off the streets, so to say.”

“The true saint of our trio,” Finn says, and Rey sniggers.

“A woman of many virtues,” Poe agrees, slinging his arm around Rey. She leans into his side so he’s supporting all of her weight, and he winks at her. “My dear girl, would you be able to step away from your booming business for a week or two? Finn and I were hoping to take a holiday on the coast.”

“And what, you need someone to take over your speech lessons for you?” Rey shakes her head, eyes twinking. “I’d take all your customers with me when I went back.”

“I’m sure,” Finn says amenably. “However, we were hoping for your dear company instead.”

Rey raises an eyebrow, gaze darting between Poe and Finn. “There couldn’t be any special reason for the occasion, could there?”

Poe flushes, ducking his head. “Dear Finn and I were hoping to celebrate our bountiful and cherished friendship.”

“Indeed.” Rey seems to be reserving any further comment, but she pats Poe’s arm fondly. “Congratulations, then. I would be very pleased to be there, thank you very much.”

“So you shall,” Poe confirms. “We’d be delighted to have you.”

Rey flashes a smile at them both then leaves the side to help a customer. Finn catches her mutter something about “confirmed old bachelors” under her breath and gives Poe’s hand a quick squeeze when nobody is looking.

Poe buys Finn a delicate rose, and Finn purchases a bouquet of orange lilies for Poe. They sit with Rey until her shop closes, Poe making small talk with the long stream of customers flooding through the door. When the day is done, Rey is slumped and exhausted at the register and there’s a smear of dirt across her cheeks and nose.

“You’re positively filthy,” Finn says fondly, swiping at her with a handkerchief. “Your face is very dirty.”

Rey pouts, an attempt that quickly splits into a smile. “I ain’t dirty,” she says softly, her accent suddenly very pronounced. It’s rich and full, and now nearly unfamiliar out of Rey’s mouth.

“Of course not, my dear girl,” Poe says, wiping the soil off her hands. He smiles at her, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. “We have a dinner reservation for three at seven.” Finn extends both his arms, and Poe flanks his right while Rey takes his left. “Shall we?”

Then, arm-in-arm, warmed by each other and good companionship, their trio steps outside and into the sun.

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 7 years

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the lorax, but everytime a character appears its bnha and every time u read it u want 2 die

summary: oh you know damn well whats coming, sweetie

notes: its 2:35 am. i spent over an hour writing this. pls clap.

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it was a suny day in thneedville and the sun was shining but it was COLD and DARk in dekus hart as he gazed sadly off intot he distance. “mommm wy doesnt todoroki senpai-san NOTICE me???”” he lameneted to his mom.

“maybe its ur ugly little pissbaby child face” inko suggested as she cooked up a spaghety for brekfast.

“how can i impress him??” deku questioned

“try lifting, cucklord” said his grandma recovery girl as she casually bench bressed 600 pounds of rocks.

“how bout i find him a plant insted?” deku sugested thinking about the tre todoroki painted on his house. he had asked todoorki if he liked trees and he sed ‘ya sur i gues’. “bitches lov plants”

“yeeee i kno wat u mean giv him some *lettuce*” recovery gorl winked

“wat a bout a tree” “but TREEs are DEAD” inko exlciamed! she threw the spagheti on the floor for dramtic effect and cltuched dekus head in his hands. “Son do not SPEAK of such things or The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM wil BUST thru the ROOF and kill you! Now sit down and eat ur capitalism! Consumerism is god hallejeuluah amen!”

“tree” deku whisperd

the hose exploded and every1 died but they were okey. avaracious all-for-one’hare, a tiny liitle with a shiny bowlcut and tiny little man feet bitchslaped deku across the face. “NO TREES ALLOUD!!1!” he shrieked. he bloo a kiss ot dekus mom “that plate of capitalism u have is cooking upped looks lovly mam”

inko blsuhed. “thanks”

“just make sure to keep the kiddo here away from any” all-for-one’hare, lowered his voice, which was hard bc he was already so short and low and close tothe flor. “trees”

inko gASPed! “of CORSE! i wil keep him away from the place where the trees once were by the Forbindden WAll u buildt with ur money to keep out the Bad COmmunist SentimentsTM”

recovery girl made shifty suspicious looks on her face “sure yea me too”

all-for-one’hare, was convinced. “I AM CONVINECED” he sed “by felicia!” he hopped on his hoverbord and hoverborded away.

inko cleaned the spaghety off the flor and recovery girl pulled deku by the leg into the backyard. “YO FUCKER U BETTER RUN UR ASS OVER THE COMMIE WALL AND GET A TREE SO U CAN START SLINGIN SOME MAD PUSS”

“but gramma im gay”

“then start slingin some nuts my d00d the POINT is get a TRE e” she scremed. “when i was, a yung boi, my ffather, took me over the wall, to see a bunch of trees, he sed son when, u grow up, dont kill them , the trees, and bring the nonbelievers, to come and plant new trees”

“k”

she siezed dekus sholders “GO FORTH CHILD BRING THE TREES SO WE CAN MAKE THEM GROW ANEW AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD, OUT BEYOND THE WALL LIVES A MYSTERIOUS MAN CALLED THE ONCE-FOR-ALLER, FIND HIM, HE WILL TELL YOU HIS TRAGIC TALE OF TREE AND BRING NEW LIFE TO THIS BARREN CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE, NOW GO”

“k” deku hopped on his totaly radicel scooter headed 2 the wall. a robot cat watched him forehsadowingly.

it was hella empty over the commie cuck wall with not even a bORger king in site!!!1! tree stumps covered the flor and clouds of smonk from a thousand vape pens darkened the sky. a ded bird lay deadly on the ground while its bird children cried over its bird corpse. it was sad. deku took a sad face selfie with the ded bird then did a sick ollie over the corpse and headed toward the mysterious shack in the distants.

the shack had a bucket in front of the dor labeled “piss”. deku hopped on in the piss bucket “YO ONCE-FOR-ALLER U GOT KIK??” he cried. wind wistled past his ears and he coffed from the vape smoke but then the pis buckt got pulled up on a ROPE and deku found himself hOISted up to a wINdOW!!!! he stareed face to face at a pair of black eyes with blue spots in the middle like limpid tears and some long bony arms with glvovs and yaoi hands reached out to slap him.

“WHAT” he yelled “ARE YOU DOOING” he leaned closer “IN MY SWWAAAAAAMP!????”

deku wet his pants and criied. “i sutjj,,, i jstu wann, t a t;rree,,” he said sobbily. “i,m tr yiyng to get s enpai , t o noticnse me,, an ,n and i thgout,, i fi got, hima t,r,ree, he wo uld liek me”

“fucken millenials” snarled the once for aller “its always senpai this, thrussy that, my neck my back, my snapping-chat, wy wold i giv u a tre??”

“b-because i,, i brought u a SPAGHETTY” deku exxclaimed, pulling pounds of spagheetyi out of his pockets

the once for aller slorped up the spaghetti hongrily “ya ok i gues i can tel u my storey now. its a dark and trageic tale of capitalism, like the star wors preqols” a tear ran down his bony old cheek. “but insted of jar jar binks thers only me, booboo the fool”

there was a crossdissolve and suddenly they were in the once-for allers past where he was a big bara man with bara tiddies and twinky skinny geans no where near the size needed to accomodate for his phat dong. he rode along in a cariege puled by a single muel

“FASTER AIZAWA KUN” cried the once-for-aller hapily. “those proletariats arent gonna exploit themselves!”

aizawa the mule grunted sexily and plowed on, workin that tight little mule ass.

the once-for-aller started shredding out a sick nasty solo on an elextric guitar and it was RAD AS HELL as he blasted out the opening cords to jake pol’s magmnum opiss “its everyday bro”. “we gotta dab on those haters aizawa kun” said the once-for aller with a very gay wink

aizawa the mule grunted in annoyance. he could not dab, for his sexy mule bodey had no arms.

they fond a metric shitload of trees and there were like wildlifes and shit running around. bears (like endeovor) froclikced int he woods with their hairy bara nippels exposed 2 the world, tsuyu and her frog pals swam in the woter, and tokoyami the borb boy floo in the sky wich was pure and clean without a single trace of vape smoke. the tres looked fuckable so the once for aller busted a nut against one trunk then wipped out a glock and started shootin them down “YEHAW fuCKERS iTS HIGH NOON” he screamed in texan, his native language, as he mowed downt he trees the way present mics sexy voice mows down the pussey.

sudenly DANY DEVITO IN A FURSOOT APEARED. he was tiny and magestic and orange and so fucken valid. also he was grand toledo. “CUNT” he yelled kicking the once for aller in th e kneecaps. “THIS IS THE ENVIROMENT!!!!1! YOU CANT JUST START WEED WACKIN THES TREES WITH YOUR YANKEE DONGLE DANDY AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS!1! THAT IS BAD AND WRONG! CAPTIN PLANET DIED FOR OUR SINS”

the once for aller looked down at the tiny orange man then down at his own big bulgin bara tiddes “i cold crush u 2 deth with my tiddys, maybe u shuld stay out of my way dude’

dany deveto gasped angrely. “how DARE!!1!” he screamed, punching the once-for-allers big toe. “BUDDY I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR GRAVE WITH MY OWN TWO ASSCHEEKS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD, I DEFY U TO TALK SHIT, COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPT”

“try me gardfielf” the once for aller laffed “iv ben drinkign plenty of nut milk so my boneses are helthy and Stronk”

daney devito pulled out his 20 inch thunderdong and beat the once for aller in the head with it until he was past oout on the ground. the woodland crreatures danced hapily around the bodey but then he woke up

“u kno wat” he moaned “mabye capitalism isnt so good, lets al liv together in communism and friendship, and i wont cut and/or fucc any of the trees”

danny deveto was mostly appeased. “ya ok, but if u try anymore fuckin shit ill go back in time and cuck ur grandparents.”

dannneie dievoto tried to hav the once-for aller killed on at least 10 separate occasions and the once for aller did slip in some clandestine tree fuckage now and agein, but other than that the communism and friendship was good. but everything changed went he fire nation atteacked, they defeeted endevor esily but then the once for allers slutty, sluty family showed up to REEK HAVICK :0 !!!1!

the once for allers ugley mom, sir nighteye, stepped out of their cheap car and did the anime glasses thing “toshi u commie thot” he said with distaste “stop being poor”

“but MOM” the once for aller wined “i HAV to be por! its good for the envorionemnt and my new animal frends and if i dont dany devito will beat me over the head with his massive meaty man-canoe!”

“dont b lil bitch, do a capitalism.”

the once for allers loud cosin hizashy jumped out of the wagon. “YAINT” he shrieked at 1000000 decibels, killing 90% of life on erth. “ARE WE GON FUCK SOME TREES OR WHAT”

the once for aller looked at his disproving mom, then at his loud cosin, then at the very fuckable trees. his eyes lingered on a sexy sap hole. “yea we are” he said, pulling out his gitar sexily. “how bad could it posbiley be??”

the answer was prety fucken bad as it turned out. a metric fuckton of people paid to watch the once for aller and his family fuck trees to deth by throwing moneey at them like they were stripers, but then al the tres were fucked ded!!11! the bears starved into ity bity twinks, unable to maintain the THicc, tsuyu and the frogs choked and coffed up water ful of human piss as they peed in the water while laughing in delite at the once for allers antics, and tokoyami and the birbs coffed out their organs from the clouds of vape smoke filing the sky.

soon ther was no one left. the once for allers familey left with al the money, aizawa the fuckable mule was ded, and it was just the once for aller allone in the rouns of his former capitalistc glory with only the bright yellow banana suit on his back to remind him of those days.

dani devioto looked at the once for aller with sad eyes before kciking his own ass so hard he got sent rocketing thru the stratusphere, leaving behind an imapct crater with a single word

“cunt” deku whispered softly in the present as he gazed into the crator.

the once for aller sighed sadley. “iv wondered for years and yeers wat he ment by that, but i think i understand now. unless some1 like u stops being a cunt, then nothign is gona get better, u nut”

“shit fam thats deeep” sed deku

the once for aller looked at dekus pissbaby child face. “i lost evrything to capitalism, my friends, nature, my family” teers rolled down his cheks “i even sold my organs to buy cocane and strippers so now i hav a total of 2 orgens in my hole bodey.”

“kinky”

“but we can change that!” cried the once for aller passionetely. “i am going 2 giv u a tree to plant in thneedvil so communism can return and bring back the life stole from this world with my big stick diplomacy. go now, young midorieya-shonen my boy, GO FORTH IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND UN-CUNT THIS MISEREBLE WORLD!!1!”

ther was an epic radicel chase seen wher deku had to fite the The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM and his grandma recovery girl did sik triks on her moped and deku almost but not quite got to kis todorki senpai but they made it to the town square.

deku held todorokis hands and tenderly put the baby tre in it “here” he sed “take my seed”

todoroky noded solemly. “i hav never wanted anything more than to be given ur seed midoreya” he was about 2 plant the seed in the ground when all for one’hare appered! “NOT SO FAST FUCKHOLES” he yelled capitalistically. “this TRee is COMMuNISM!!1!” he cried to the townspeople. “do u RELLY want to be FILTHY COMMIES???”

“Commies hate micdonaleds!!1” screamed one impassoned townsperson.

“LETS BOIL THEM IN OIL” some one else agred.

“but guys wait!!!” deku cried “dont u want like, nature n shit?”

“CAPITALISTS WANT TO REPLACE EVERY REMOTELY FUCKABLE PERSON WITH A TREE” all for one’hare screamed

teh twonspoeple gasps, thens tarted chanting for deku todo and grandma to get boiled in oil

deku sweated nervosly “um but,, treees,, r good?”

“OIL OIL OIL”

“BACK IN MY DAY WE FUCKED TREES AND WE LIKED IT” recovery girl rored!

that was acomeplling argument. the boil in ooil chanting slowed

all for one turned to his henchperson stain “STAIN” he yelled “TEL THESE HIPPY DIPPY COMMIE TREE FUCKERS WHAT WE REALLY THINK OF THIS CAPTEN PLANET B-ROLL BULLSHIT”

stain cleered his throt and burst into magnificent song “let it gro let it gro, so we can have trees to bone” he sang. he was The Ultimate ChadTM so every1 agreed with him imediately. they throow all for one’hare into a pit of spiders where eh was eten and killed and planted the seed in the fertile butthole of the earth wher it could blosom and gro.

in the folowing yeers trees started groiwng beyond the wals and the once for aller crawled out of his shame sahck to water them with his nut as an act of penanc.e

slowly, magesticsally, danny devito in a fursewt flew down from the sky. “ya done good cunt” he grunted, tenderly slapping the once for allers boney ass with his furry orange old man boner. “ya done good.”

they both floated up to gay heaven by their ass skins wher the once for allers big bara past self greeted them with open arms. “all of ur trubles are ogre” he whispered tenderly in their tidditlyated ears.

the once for aller caressed his past self “oh oncey” he whispered sweetly “are u shure we should do this?? can u even,,, oh, how can u love me in this broken down form??”

past once for aller smiled and did the kabedon thing with his future self who whimpered arousedly and blushed carnelian. “its not who we are on the outside” he shoved his entire arm up his entire ass“its who we are inside”

danney devito cheered the once for allers on as they fucked together for all of eterneity and it was very communiest teh end

#bnha #all might #deku #lorax au #selfcest #i managed to work it in #at the very end #i Had TO

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