soooo today my stomach decided to turn into satan. i had to run to the bathroom so many times at work today to push out just load after load of waste. the cramps were so fucking bad. between each wave of shit there were sooooo many wet, sloppy farts too. they were so loud (and so was my grunting and moaning) i’m sure someone heard me outside the bathroom. worst part is that i’m still constipated, because even with tons of soft ropes pouring out of me there’s still a huge, dense log that’s ready to come out. no matter how hard i pushed it barely poked its head out, it was so big that i had to walk around with my hole still stretched around it because it wouldn’t go back in (or out).

anyway, gonna go jerk off while i rub my achy tummy now :( <3

i literally have have to poop so bad for days, & i’ve just been dropping these airy, rancid farts all day until i finally pushed hard enough & a chunk of shit popped out like a cork. what a relief (๑>◡<๑)

farting on the toilet is just so nice... the way the sound echos and vibrates and how you can feel it push out around a log trapped in your ass. im melting auuhghhh

drinking a chocolate milkshake & thinking about how all this cream is gonna fuck my stomach up later… aauyghhh

fuccckk i have not stopped shitting all day :( but it’s just small unsatisfying ones. i’m so constipated all i can push out is little nuggets & really gross farts. i need someone to massage this out of meee

oh my god oh my god i have to shit so bad rn. i’m at the bus stop & literally barely clenching rn it’s so big,,,, hhhhh i hope i make it

i have not been able to stop farting these last few days... just bearing down to push them out feels so nice. i was walking around naked and felt like i had to fart but it felt moist so i went to the toilet just to be sure, and sure enough....... yea if i had farted standing up i probably would have sprayed something onto the floor lol