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insarations · 6 years

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Here’s this survey thing

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. dont use itunes anymore so spotify but same thing...santeria by sublime. she likes girls by metro station. different people by no doubt. we can make love by SoMo. when the end comes by andrew belle. my humps by tbep XD

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Gwen Stefani, no doubt ;) :D

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "yeah" he said. The light turned green. I braced myself.

4) What do you think about most? um well it depends on the day and time and what not but I guess lately just a certain person. and also about traveling and where I wanna go.

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes both

6) Do you have any strange phobias? eh not really strange..theyre all pretty common

7) What's your religion? Christian/non-denom

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? walking to the car or inside XD

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? No Doubt

10) What was the last lie you told? hmm honestly i'm not sure. I'm not really the lying type

11) Do you believe in karma? ehh... in a sense but idk

12) What does your URL mean? um well its part of my middle name... play on the word daydreams...cause i daydream alot lol

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? i hate that question lol

14) Who is your celebrity crush? it changes alot but currently Anna Kendrick

15) How do you vent your anger? depends. lately I workout. but sometimes I draw or paint or listen to music or just sleep really. sometimes i just reblog things on tumblr or write something

16) Do you have a collection of anything? um kinda... vans, i used to have a lot more cause I worked there but i guess i dont really anymore. books and dvds. um hmm...i feel like i used to collect something else but cant think of it

17) Are you happy with the person you've become? for the most part, yes. theres always room for improvement :)

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? hate-utensils scratching on a plate. love-my cats purring

19) What's your biggest "what if"? ugh, stop.

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes to both...but probably in different sorts of ways than most people believe in them.

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. right-beanbag chair. left-box of cheezits

22) Smell the air. What do you smell? the macncheese i just ate

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to? hmm good question... idk really. i've enjoyed pretty much all the places ive traveled to

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender? uh hmm no one comes to mind atm haha. im too gay i suppose XD but i guess ill say zayn

25) To you, what is the meaning of life? please dont get me started. i could write an essay

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? well yes i drive but dont have my license... never crashed.

27) What was the last movie you saw? Pitch Perfect 3!!!! so amazing

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had? when I broke both arms at once

29) Do you have any obsessions right now? its something new all the time really im always obsessing haha i guess anna kendrick

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you? ugh yes

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? not usually..it depends. a lot of times its not even a grudge..i forgive easy but bitter feelings stay a while in certain instances

32) What is your astrological sign? aquarius

33) What's the last thing you purchased? a movie ticket

34) Love or lust? L.O.V.E.

35) In a relationship? nope

36) How many relationships have you had? 4...and a 1/2 XD long story

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? um just be myself..not really a weapon lol

38) Where is your best friend? i dont even know who that is anymore :/

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yes i think so..id probably annoy myself at somepoint. hell i already do lol but im alright XD

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? stop, help the dog. animals are just as important as people. if someone cant understand that oh well. i cant always find another job. but animals are life.

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? probably those most important to me b) What do you do with your remaining days? quit work. go traveling. spend time with my favorite people and my animals and eat a whole hell of a lot lol c) Would you be afraid? maybe a tad at first but i'm not too afraid of dying, I know i'd be with God and away from the pain of this world. i'd moreso be a little afraid of the pain i might possibly have while still alive

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? hollback girl :D

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? so many things but just... two people that love each other that click and mesh and would do anything for each other and just make each other happy and take care of each other... alot of things i suppose though.

45) How can I win your heart? hmm. just be yourself. be respectful. be sweet. be funny..even if in your own dorky awkward way. be kind and thoughtful. put me first just as much as i put you first. just be genuine and real and true and never lie to me. just, be real.

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity? oh yes

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? hmm damn what a question. honestly.... I really don't know the answer to that. not that i havent made good decisions. but... idk what was the best. gotta think on that.

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? hmm ive never thought about it lol honestly when i'm gone...do whatever the hell you want haha but i guess if i had to choose..something about my kindness or uniqueness ? idk i try to be kind and different lol

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart." cant say right now

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? purple, black, silver, blue

51) What is your current desktop picture? its just black no picture not sure why i havent changed it

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? thats horrible. honestly i wouldnt do that to anyone..even the people i dislike most. well actually, maybe donald trump XD but no still even then i dont think i could do it even though i'm sure itd make america great again XD

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? hmm honestly idk im a very honest person

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? those are too many words you couldnt just ask me what superpower i want?? XD so now i'm gonna be a bitch and not answer

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? um. its between two. both of which involve time with someone important..cant choose which

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? losing people that were important to me

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? hmm i guess if i had to choose right this second... anna kendrick.. pretty sure ive mentioned her like a hundred times in this survey

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? right now ummm...boston

59) Ever been on a plane? many times

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities. Anna Kendrick. Channing Tatum. Jennifer Lawrence. Nicole da Silva. michelle rodriguez

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i-smile-so-i-must-be-fine · 5 years

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1: My name? jess

2: Do I have any nicknames? lilo, babe, baby

3: Zodiac sign? virgo

4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? none

5: Book/series I reread? none

6: Aliens or ghosts? ghosts

7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write?

8: Favourite radio station? capital fm or smooth

9: Favourite flavour of anything? hmm strawberry

10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? amazing

11: Favourite song? stitches - shawn mendes

12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? lol don’t really make new friends often

13: Favourite word? depends on my mood what i use the most

14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? no

15: Last song I listened to? turn me on - riton

16: TV show I always recommend? never really recommend anything

17: Pirates or ninjas? pirates

18: Movie I watch when I’m feeling down? perks of been a wallflower or fault in our stars

19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? again depends on my mood

20: Favourite video games? none

21: What am I most afraid of? my girl dying or been left

22: A good quality of mine? i care soooo much about others

23: A bad quality of mine? paranoia/jealousy

24: Cats or dogs? cats

25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they’re in? don’t really know

26: Favourite season? autumn

27: Am I in a relationship? yep

28: Something I miss? been able to just go to my girls house or have her come to me

29: My best friend? does my fiancee count.. other than that don’t have one

30: Eye colour? green/brown they change colour

31: Hair colour? brown

32: Someone I love? my girl and our son

33: Someone I trust? my girl

34: Someone I always think about? my girl and our son

35: Am I excited about anything? seeing my girl on wednesday

36: My current obsession? don’t currently have one

37: Favourite TV shows as a child? lizzy mcguire

38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? no

39: Am I superstitious? not really

40: What do I think about most? ...

41: Do I have any strange phobias? no

42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind

43: Favourite hobbies? listening to music/ watching netflix

44: Last book I read? can’t remember what its called but i need to finish reading it

45: Last film I watched? a star is born

46: Do I play any instruments? no

47: Favourite animal? tiger

48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow?

49: Superpower I wish I could have? wish i could have three.. invisibility, fly, read minds

50: How do I destress? i don’t

51: Do I like confrontation? no

52: When do I feel most at peace? with my girl

53: What makes me smile? my girl and our son

54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? off

55: Play any sports? used to

56: What is my song of the week? don’t have one

57: Favourite drink? red bull

58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? its been a while

59: Afraid of heights? no

60: Pet peeve? people biting their nails

61: What was the last concert I went to see? shawn mendes

62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? no

63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? pe teacher

64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? kinda

65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? dunno

66: Something I worry about? everything

67: Scared of the dark? only when im out on my own

68: Who are my best friends? answered

69: What do I admire most about others? it varys in each person

70: Can I sing? LOL no

71: Something I wish I could do? read minds

72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? help family out, by my little family a house, learn to drive and buy a car, holidays,

73: Have I ever skipped school? yea

74: Favourite place on the planet? hmm anywhere with my little family is perfect

75: Where do I want to live? as a kid i always wanted to move to ameria, and now i’d love to live in greece

76: Do I have any pets? yea

77: What is my current desktop picture? the quote “love is louder than the pressure to be perfect”

78: Early bird or night owl? night

79: Sunsets or sunrise? set

80: Can I drive? i wish

81: Story behind my last kiss? saying goodbye :(

82: Earphones or headphones? both

83: Have I ever had braces? no

84: Story behind one of my scars? sh

85: Favourite genre of music? listen to most genres

86: Who is my hero? hmm

87: Favourite comic book character? harley quinn

88: What makes me really angry? anything can trigger it

89: Kindle or real book? neither

90: Favourite sporty activity? dunno

91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be?

92: What was my favourite subject at school? pe

93: Siblings? 1

94: What was the last thing I bought? a can of monster

95: How tall am I? 5″3

96: Can I cook? kinda

97: Can I bake? a little

98: 3 things I love? my girl, my son, my phone

99: 3 things I hate? been late, my ex, my girls ex

100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? girls

101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? girls

102: Where was I born? england

103: Sexual orientation? lesbian

104: Where do I currently live? england

105: Last person I texted? my girl

106: Last time I cried? this morning

107: Guilty pleasure? dunno

108: Favourite Youtuber? rose and rosie

109: A photo of myself. no

110: Do I like selfies? only if someone else is in them with me

111: Favourite game app? home scapes

112: My relationship with my parents? its okay

113: Favourite accents? canadian

114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? i want to travel the world so yea

115: Favourite number? 7

116: Can I juggle? no

117: Am I religious? no

118: Do I like space? kinda

119: Do I like the deep ocean? yea

120: Am I much of a daredevil? probably

121: Am I allergic to anything? no

122: Can I curl my tongue? no

123: Can I wiggle my ears? no

124: Do I like clowns? they’re alright

125: The Beatles or Elvis? neither

126: My current project? don’t have one

127: Am I a bad loser? no

128: Do I admit when I wrong? sometimes

129: Forest or beach? beach

130: Favourite piece of advice? dunno

131: Am I a good liar? kinda

132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? erm well i got bored of harry potter through the first one.. dunno anything about the second one and hunger games confused me

133: Do I talk to myself? i talk to the voices in my head if that counts

134: Am I very social? lol no

135: Do I like gossip? sometimes

136: Do I keep a journal/diary? no

137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? yea plenty of times

138: Do I believe in second chances? pretty much

139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? keep the cash and hand in the wallet

140: Do I believe people are capable of change? sometimes

141: Have I ever been underweight? no

142: Am I ticklish? very

143: Have I ever been in a submarine? no but sounds fun

144: Have I ever been on a plane? a few times

145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? dunno

146: Have I ever been overweight? story of my life

147: Do I have any piercings? not anymore

148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? harley quinn

149: Do I have any tattoos? 9

150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? agreeing to meet the person who became my fiancee 3 months later

151: Do I believe in Karma? i thought i did but apparently it doesn’t happen

152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? i’m supposed to wear glasses to read

153: What was my first car? i can’t drive

154: Do I want children? i have 1

155: Who is the most intelligent person I know?

156: My most embarrassing memory? to many to name

157: What makes me nostalgic?

158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? i have insomnia sooo

159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? brains

160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? black

161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? a few times

162: What do I hate most about myself? everything

163: What do I love most about myself? tattoos

164: Do I like adventure? yea

165: Do I believe in fate? kinda

166: Favourite animal? tiger

167: Have I ever been on radio? yea

168: Have I ever been on TV? does the news count?

169: How old am I? 26

170: One of my favourite quotes? love is louder than the pressure to be perfect

171: Do I hold grudges? yea

172: Do I trust easily? no

173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? think so

174: Best gift I’ve ever received? hmm

175: Do I dream? i day dream a lot but for the past dunno how long i’ve had nightmares when i’ve been able to sleep

176: Have I ever had a night terror? all the time

177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? there all nightmares

178: An experience that has made me stronger? erm

179: If I were immortal, what would I do? god please i hope that never happens

180: Do I like shopping? if im feeling impulsive

181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? i’d murder a few people

182: What does “family” mean to me? dunno can’t explain it

183: What is my spirit animal? sloth

184: How do I want to be remembered?

185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? maths

186: What is my greatest failure? my last relationship but thank fuck it didn’t work out

187: What is my greatest achievement? my son although it happened out of a very bad situation

188: Love or money? love

189: Love or career? love

190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? its difficult coz i’d want to go to the future to see if things actually improve.. but i’d also want to go into the past to change things

191: What makes me the happiest? my little family

192: What is “home” to me? been in my girls arms

193: What motivates me? my son

194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be?

195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? sure

196: A movie that scared me as a child? incredible hulk

197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? dunno

198: Zombies or vampires? vampires

199: Live in the city or suburbs? not fussed

200: Dragons or wizards? dragons

201: A nightmare that has stayed with me?

202: How do I define love? love is when you care deeply for someone and so much more

203: Do I judge a book by its cover? i try not to

204: Have I ever had my heart broken? yea

205: Do I like my handwriting? no

206: Sweet or savoury? sweet

207: Worst job I’ve had? when i was an intern at this little cafe i just hated the whole experience

208: Do I collect anything? no

209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? my engagnment ring and the first ring my girl bought me

210: What is on my bucket list? to travel

211: How do I handle anger? depends

212: Was I named after anyone? dunno

213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? always

214: What TV character am I most like? dunno

215: What is the weirdest talent I have? i have flexible fingers

216: Favourite fictional character? harley quinn

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noncompliant-fuckery · 7 years

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1-99, it's been a while :)

I know :) but mostly cause all the ones I’ve been seeing are ones we already done or are kinky as shit and that’ll possibly be awkward.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

-Batman-Jaden Smith. Retrograde-James Blake. H.E.R- Focus. Loyalty-Kendrick Lamar. Location-Khalid. Blind Man-Xavier Omar.

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

-All of my ancestors.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

-I don’t know where I put my books and technically the only book I have near me right now is two of my diaries which are strategically hidden in my room and that's a book, right? So anyways, “I think she was talking about me, I hope. I've been thinking about it with a smile on my face since.”

4: What do you think about most?

-college and everything i'm neglecting to do

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

-”Your glasses should be here in a day or two.”-dad

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Without. Just underwear. The less the better honestly 😉

7: What’s your strangest talent?

Lol Nothing will prepare you for what I have to say... So every once in awhile but not very often something will happen to my eye and if I press the part by my tear duct next to the bridge of my nose it’ll make a squeaky sound. I think it’s linked to my allergies lol

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

-Boys go to mars and girls go to jupiter? Haha idk

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

-Never had the pleasure.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

-Probably last week tbh

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

-fear of having someone slice the back of my knees

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

-I was always more of a sticking foreign objects in my mouth kind of kid (that sounded so bad lol)

13: What’s your religion?

Agnostic I think.

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

-Fucking around on my ripstik. At the beach, or just walking around exploring.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

-Neither honestly.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

-Not much of a band person but my favorite artist right now is Chance the Rapper. Green day was good at some point though.

17: What was the last lie you told?

-Probably that I support my dad getting a second job and that I stayed home all week when I didn’t. Both told to my parents. You may be an angel but I am a horrible person inside lol

18: Do you believe in karma?

-Yes.

19: What does your URL mean?

I’m half stud, and half muffin. Style wise. Named by my sister.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

-weakness: no perseverance. strength: finding the good in every bad situation and coming up with clever ways to do things either for fun or to solve problems.

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

-Michelle Rodriguez 😍

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

-Nah

23: How do you vent your anger?

-A frustrated scream, a lot of cussing, a strong urge to punch something. But this only happens if I'm completely alone and can’t hear me and i'm not thinking about consequences. Which is quite literally never. Otherwise, I get very very quiet.

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

-I have a collection of empty water bottles littering my bedroom floor right now?

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

-Depends on the conversation and person. But I like video chatting with you to remember what you look like and sound like sometimes. Its also fun 😊

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

-I’d say it’s a nice improvement.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

-hate: pure silence because it is most definitely not silent. Love: the sound of grocery bags being carried into my house lol

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

-What if I stayed in gymnastics or tae kwon do

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

-Thats complicated. I believe something happens to the dead and I’m not sure “heaven” is the end destination. Humans are aliens. We are not special and if people believe we are a lone here, their dumb af.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

-My fan and Bob the teddy bear

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

-Nothing, my allergies are killing me right now.

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

-Nothing's quite made that much of an impression for me to remember such a place.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

-Theres no snow on the East Coast..I think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

-Jidenna. He has an interesting look.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

-Life is a grand experiment to test all that can make or break us.

36: Define Art.

- A ketchup stain on a white t-shirt.

37: Do you believe in luck?

-Depends but yes.

38: What’s the weather like right now?

-Blue skies, the sun is shining, a couple baby clouds and the wind is blowing the leaves outside my window. Seems hot.

39: What time is it?

-3:30pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

-Yes. So many close calls but no not yet.

41: What was the last book you read?

-Book 3 of The Testing series called Graduation Day by Joelle Charbonneau. College interrupted my finishing it.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

-Love it.

43: Do you have any nicknames?

-Shoshoes, Worm.

44: What was the last film you saw?

-Dawn of the Plant of the Apes or maybe Kidnap

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

-Sprained my neck and back

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

-No there scary up close but one landed on my ass once.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

-Starting old shows that have like 10 seasons

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

-Lesbian

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

-Don’t quite remember but possibly. Nothing to crazy I’m sure

50: Do you believe in magic?

-I believe that there's a possibility for it one day.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

-Yes

52: What is your astrological sign?

-Aries 😈

53: Do you save money or spend it?

-Both. Not a good combination

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

-Movie tickets

55: Love or lust?

-Lust

56: In a relationship?

-Nope

57: How many relationships have you had?

-One real one.

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

-lol no.

59: Where were you yesterday?

-In my room

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

-My shorts are pink and black.

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

-Less clothes the better, remember.

62: What’s your favourite animal?

-Turtles

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

-Make em laugh

64: Where is your best friend?

-Home finally I think?

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

armyofchaos of course, elaxisfae, prettyboyshyflizzy, aniefiok, sixpenceee

66: What is your heritage?

-Who knows.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

-Talking you and playing Assassins Creed

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

-Watson

69: Biggest turn ons?

-lol

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

-Yes

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

-Sorry little guy, I’ve got bills. But I'll call the cops or get someone's attention to do it for me.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

-A: the important people will know. B: Complete my promises. C:Hell yea, the hell is after this life??? What happens to my inner voice? Me???

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

-Trust is love.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

-Off the top of my head, Yoga by Janelle Monae and Jidenna.

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

-5703

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

-Laughing and communicating

77: How can I win your heart?

-By giving a damn.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

-If I’m to be honest, those pills.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

-Being friends with you

80: What size shoes do you wear?

-All my shoes right now are men's and those are size 8

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

-”Here lies a gay potato”

82: What is your favourite word?

-Fuckernaut. I call ppl that in my head quite often. Yes, that includes you.

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

-Fuck.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

-Oh my god, honestly, definitely, seriously, jeez… I have a problem, help lol

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

-Currently,Drake-Marvins Room.

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

-Black, army green, burgundy.

87: What is your current desktop picture?

-Some kind of stone stairway/hallway. I should really update it.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

-That fucking orange cheeto with legs.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

-Depending on the person “How do you really feel?”

90: Turn offs?

-Trump supporters

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

-Telekinesis.

92: where are your parents from?

-America

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

-When my mom started getting sick

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

-We’ll go with Kehlani today.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

-You already know where 😊

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

-Yup, a couple of dumbasses.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

-Not inside the car but out the door on the side of the road.

98: Ever been on a plane?

-When I was little.

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say.

-You stupid fucks.

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