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Naked Cats 2019 Idris Elba is so engrained into my mind that if I ever see him in public I’m just gonna start screaming and beating him up.

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I have a lot of gripes with the film depictions of The Lord of the Rings, but this morning the one bugging me is how Aragorn is portrayed to be almost unfamiliar with Hobbits and their customs, and we don't see anything of his friendship with Bilbo. They added this bit, when the hobbits leave Bree with Strider, where its implied he doesn't know what second breakfast is "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip" and I am here to say as an autisticly hyper-focused self declared expert that not only does Strider know what second breakfast is, Bilbo absolutely schooled that tark on all manner of hobbit customs. Those fellas were buddies, pals even. They wrote poetry together. Bilbo wrote a song for Aragorn about how special he is and the song is so important to him that when he is asking Frodo, Bilbo's adopted son, to let him help him and his friends he recites part of it unprompted not knowing it was in Gandalf's letter to Frodo via Butterbur. And Peter Jackson has the audacity to try and say Aragorn doesn't know what second breakfast is?? Balderdash. Bilbo is Dúnedan's weird faggy ace uncle-thing who asks him why he wasn't at the feast because his gf was there. And YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SECOND BREAKFAST IS?? Aragorn and Bilbo have absolutely wasted the day away smoking and chatting and telling stories and writing poems and Bilbo asks questions about Arwen like your uncle when you get your first crush growing up. At the end of Return Of The King when the hobbits are telling Bilbo about all their stories and adventures, the only part he doesn't fall asleep during is the account of the marriage of Aragorn and Arwen because he has been waiting for his buddy and his sweetheart to get it together for years. Bilbo and Aragorn are besties, its criminal that Jackson's films don't depict that, and Aragorn absolutely knows what second breakfast is.

Listen, I love love love Sauron, but him and his cronies getting their asses beat by Huan on their own tower trying to accomplish the prophecy of Huan's death is one of the greatest disrespects in the history of Arda. Sauron really said "Ah I know, Huan will be killed by the greatest wolf to live? And I am really great, so what if I was wolf? Ahaha check this out!" Like damn dude not only did Huan chomp your sorry ass, Luthien then shows up with a steel chair with a legendary violation threatening to "strip him of his rayment of flesh and his ghost be sent quaking back to Morgoth there everlastingly thy naked self shall endure the torment of his scorn" like holy shit girl he was already pinned by the neck in Huan's jaws!

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does Illúvatar's """Gift/Doom of Men""" imclude my tummy ache cause maybe i understand Ar-Pharazôn a bit better. not saying he was right, just, like i get it.

tom bombadil was so real for telling the hobbits to run naked on the grass after a near death experience

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if you always find an excuse for it, why cant you do it without an excuse?

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columbo takes his dog (Dog) to the vet because he fell in love with the cocker spaniel across the street, and it moved so Dog is experiencing heartache i want to pick columbo up in my hands like a little rat and put him in a dollhouse and watch death note together and write a fan fiction