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Edward: *Deep breath* Hey Bruno, other than having a fun name what do you make buddy?
Bruno: I answer the phrase, Truck around and find out with a lot of military trucks.
Edward: OH, my gosh.
Bruno: I made a truck that can transport tanks because you really don't wanna get their millage up, terrible for the resale value. I also made a truck that can throw around transport containers like a like a toddler and it's great for logistics. I also made this MATV which is a mine resistant ambush proof vehicle and it hits mines like you hit pot holes. And then I made the sports version of the humvee.
Edward: What else can you put on the racing version of the humvee?
Bruno: Depends on what ya wanna get rid of! The fifty cal is good for getting rid of people, the anti tank is good for getting rid of tanks, and the automatic grenade launchers are good for getting rid of ANYTHING
Edward: What have you made recently?
Bruno: I bought Pratt Miller which includes Corvette racing, they still won't let me race my trucks and run over the other drivers, dumb. However I also bought jbt aerotech so I can now make plans if I want to. Arguably, THE MOST MINE RESISTANT VIECHLE.
Edward: I now fear you and I worry Rosie will be worse
Edward:
Edward: Toby, Toby. I need help.
Toby: What? What's going on?
Edward: Whiff, Bruno, Rosie and the others are talking about building military weapons. They're becoming more and more powerful and I can't control them...
Toby: Oh my god....
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If it's not rude (I don't fully know tumblr ettiquitte yet) i'd like to propse another character to throw into this militay au(?): Hank.
Personally I like to roll with the Character Gallery idea of Hank being this calm shoulder to cry on and it's also really funny to see this bulky express thoroughbred doing first aid so I imagine it goes:
Edward: Okay Hank, what do you do in all this then?
Hank: I clean up after everyone else.
Edward: Oh god what do you mean by that? Like bulldozers kocking down infastructure or-
Hank: No I do first aid. Like I literally clean up after everyone. Do you know just how many 7-planks i've had to peel off of concrete walls?
Edward: Well, i'm glad at least one engine here is coming from somewhere sensible.
Hank: Oh, I wouldn't absolve the great state of Pennyslvania just yet, Eddyboy
Edward: Wha-
Phillip, approacing rapidly with a rocket launcher: Hi Edward!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
YEAHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE ADDING HANK IN!!!!! I never include him on this blog but I think he's really cool. So, this is a great suggestion! (Also, PHILLIP NO-)
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Gordon: We need to get there and fast!
Henry: Let me drive then!
James: why you? Also it’s Gordon’s car!
Henry: I *Actually* know how to drive.
Gordon: and what does that mean?
Henry: I can make a four hour drive in 30 minutes
James: Well ok but I’m calling shot gun right now
Gordon: *is already regretting this choice*
Later
Gordon + James: *Screaming*
Henry: *Fu*king flooring it*
Henry: I once flew down the highway way past 97 miles this is nothing! We’ll be there in about an hour! Aren’t you guys— Hey!— Stop fuc*ing screaming!
Gordon and James: *Default BFDI scream*
Henry: STOP FUCKING SCREAMING YOU TWO!!!!! YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME!!!!!!
James: THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE TIME EMILY DROVE US TO A LOCAL WEDDING!!!!!!
Gordon: DID YOU EVEN TAKE YOUR DRIVER'S LISCENSE?!?!?
Henry: OF COURSE I DID, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!?!??
James: SLOW DOWN!!!! YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO A TANK!!!!
Henry: Wait, WHAT?!?!?
*Sailor John's tank appears in the distance*
Gordon: OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!
*Gordon, James and Henry scream at the top of their lungs as they narrowly miss crashing into the tank, driving to the edge uncontrollably*
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Sir Topham Hatt: I'm calling for backup!
*Suddenly a tank flies out of nowhere*
Thomas: EDWARD! *Kncoks Edward out of the way and smoke cloud appears*
Percy: Thomas!
*Smoke clears revealing a coughing Thomas.*
Thomas: *Gasp* WOO! Thomas one! Big tank zero, I'm sorry did we get that on camera?
Toby: How are you not dead!?
Thomas: I have no idea! Do you see me dancing?
Toby: Yes I saw you dance.
Thomas: Is that all you got?
Sailor John in tank: No but thank you for asking.
Edward: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? SAILOR JOHN??!?!! BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARRESTED AND PUT IN JAIL!!!!!!
Sailor John: Thanks to yer controller, I'm finally free and I can enact my revenge on this island! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!
*Sailor John shoots at Thomas who nearly dies if it wasn't for Hank pushing him out of the way*
Hank: Got ya!!!!
Thomas: Phee! Thanks Hank!
Diesel: *Sees Sir Topham Hatt trying to run away* Hey! Get back here!!!!
Sir Topham Hatt: OH SHIT-
*Sir Topham Hatt starts running as Diesel jumps towards him and pins the controller down. Percy dashes towards the two and helps to restrain the Fat Controller.*
Sir Topham Hatt: Get off of me you oily diesel!!!
Diesel: Not a single fat chance.
Percy: I'm calling Gordon, James and Henry for assistance! They should be able to help us!
Edward: *Sarcastically* Well isn't my life just great?....
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Edward: Alright lets start with Rosie, she doesn't actually make weapons so she's more likely to switch what she makes-
Sir Topham hatt: Oh you aren't stopping anything.
Thomas: Sir? What are you doing?
Sir Topham: See you guys, when everyone sells their weapons, that injects money into the islands economy which goes into the railroad and of course to me.
Toby: Sir you realize that it also is a huge financial strain on BR right?
Sir Topham: Look as log as my client is happy, then it's my job to keep the weapons flowing.
Thomas: We're goign to stop it!
Sir Topham hatt: *Slowly reveals pistol* Friad I can't let ya do that.
WE HAVING A GUN FIGHT!
Hank: EVERYBODY, GET DOWN!!!!!
*Sir Topham Hatt shoots multiple bullets as everybody crouches on the ground, hoping not to get hit. The engines frantically try to think of a solution as Topham keeps on firing more bullets.*
Thomas: WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?
Percy: I DON'T KNOW!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED BE THE MAIN CHARACTER WHO THINKS OF A SOLUTION!!!!
Thomas: Well, I'M NOT IN THIS CASE!!!!!
Edward: THAT'S IT!!!! NO MORE MR. NICE GUY NOW!!!!!
*Edward quickly dashes to Sir Topham Hatt, dodging the bullets and punching him in the stomach. Sir Topham Hatt clutches his stomach while Edward grabs the pistol and aims it at him.*
Toby: Edward!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Sir Topham Hatt: How could you?!?! You were one of my best engines on this railway!!!
Edward: Well, let's just say that I got more and more tired of people treating like I'm delicate sculpture to be protected!!! You know what, I never liked you in the first place.
*In a twist, Edward kicks Sir Topham Hatt in the balls as he is launched into the sky screaming in pain.*
The others: Oh my God.....
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Edward: Ignoring the fact I have no idea when you got here, what do you make diesel?
Diesel: I don't make anything, I am a repersentive of British railway's. They view this whole weapons business going on the island is putting a strain on their finances.
Percy: Are you sure that's not because of their idiotic railway board? A bar of soap could run BR better then them.
Thomas: Roasted!
Diesel: Laugh now, but soon BR will shut down Sodor!
Hank: They can't do that!
Diesel: OH they can!
Thomas getting closer: And if they ever try we'll bow up the damn bridge!
Toby: Thomas stop!
Diesel: And then you'll become terroists! And they'll send in the army, bombing everyone you love!
Thomas: *Shoves diesel and whips out a gun* Keep planning your invasion! I wanna know what ports to fortafy! We survived two wars, and we'll win a third! You don't scare us you creep!
Edward: Thomas put the gun down!
Thomas: We won't let you shut down Sodor!!!! After this bullet is in your brain!!!!
Edward: Thomas, what the hell?!?!? Give me the gun!!!!
Thomas: No, I'm not!!!! Give it back!!!!
*Thomas and Edward are fighting while the others look in shock*
Edward: Let go!!!!!
Thomas: No way!!!!
Hank: Guys, STOP!!!!
*Everybody freezes*
Hank: Listen, call me crazy but I think Diesel is actually right. If we keep on producing weapons, our railway will be shut down forever! And once the railway is shut down, we'll be sent to other railways who will pretty much scrap us by the time we get there!!!
Percy: ....So, you're saying we should stop this whole thing altogether?
Toby: Of course!! Nobody wants to be scrapped!!!!
*Edward takes the gun out of Thomas' hands while he isn't looking*
Thomas: Hey!!!
Edward: You're lucky that I didn't consider shooting you with this like I did with Whiff.
Diesel: Very well then. So we should start targeting the engines who are in the weapons business.
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Edward: Hey Rusty, what ya making there?
Rusty: Clothing good for any environment and for the environment.
Edward: That's good, how did you pull up that off?
Rusty: I test a lot of my gear with the people that go anywhere.
Edward: Like hikers and explorers?
Rusty: Uh... Not exactly. More like the military.
Edward: How did that start?
Rusty: I started selling four hundred dollar Jackets to rich people then I thought, who's more rich than the British goverment?
Edward: But why?
Rusty: Well I wanted to make gear for any weather and location and no one goes more places then them. So whether it's the mountains of Afghanistan or the jungles of Colombia I got ya.
Edward: Yeah, well that's certainly effective.
Rusty: So when the army raids a enemy base you can bet they're more comfortable than any of their enemies.
Edward: Well at least your not directly causing the deaths.
Rusty: Yeah if you want that there's like a whole network on the island, There's Whiff, 'Bruno, Toad, Rosie-
Edward: Wait what!?
Edward: Why does this keep happening to me.....
Poor Eddie just can't catch a break. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Edward: Hey Whiff, what do you make?
Whiff: That depends are you with the military?
Edward: No but what if I was?
Whiff: What do ya want?
Edward: No thanks.
Whiff: Yes tanks I outfit a lot of tanks and armoured personnel carriers and other things.
Edward: This brings me so much pain.
Whiff: Planes? Yeah I do planes you have to make sure those missiles are firing right!
Edward: Whiff! What the the hell!?
Whiff: Icopters yes I also do helicopters.
Edward: Why do you keep talking it's like it's automatic!
Whiff: Grenade launchers yes I made automatic grenade launchers I also made this anti-submarine rocket system, things pretty cool.
Edward: Do you make anything not for the military?
Whiff: Oh yeah blowing agents.
Edward: Spy agencies count and that is a despicable way of getting information out of people.
Whiff: What it's for insulation (blowing agent, liquid and gaseous blowing agents for foam insulation applications such as roof, panel, Apliance and others) what did you think?
Edward: Do you make anything that saves lives?
Whiff: Yeah! Fire alarm systems!
Edward: Oh that's nice.
Whiff: Yeah so if one of my missiles including the nuclear ones I made strikes a building near you our fire alarm system will be the first one to alert ya I gotcha.
LMAOOOOOOOO
Love how we just agreed that Whiff is a crazy scientist dude. Even Edward can't handle him.
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James: When the hell did you guys get on my property?
Percy: Shut up and listen. (Reloads gun) Look I may be number six but this glock is a nine so if you don't shut up and listen your gonna get it.
Edward: Percy put the gun down! It has not escalated to that point yet.
Toad: Geez Mr James, you gave this place a makeover. What did you start making in my absence?
James: I switched to making a combination of AI programmed fighter jets and defence systems like the patriot system.
Edward: Oh my god....Is this the shit you have been making when I'm not checking on you?!
Toby: James, why the hell would you DO this????
James: Oh, because I was bored.
Hank: What?....
James: Because I was bored.
Percy: Now that's a shit reason.
Thomas: Okay listen. If you can get the Fat Controller to stop buying weapons on Sodor, we're gonna call you James the Great from on.
James: *Turns his head 180 degrees* Wait really?!?
Thomas: Yep!
Toby: What, no!!! I'm not calling the engine who insulted me when I first got here "James the Great"!
Thomas: Well, do you want this island to be in shambles!?!?
Toby: He was the one who kickstarted this whole mess!
Thomas: .....Okay, that's a good point. *Turns to James* So, deal?
James: Deal.
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This is my alt acount since I can't use my main rn, but I'm the dude who made the first. "Edward gets caught in Whiff's warcrimes and other shit"
Toby: *Gets flattened by Edward*
Edward: Dear Lady, Percy what on earth?
Percy: Sorry I was testing some of my weapons.
Edward: I know I'm gonna regret this but it's gonna drive me crazy if I don't ask, what do you make!?
Percy: I make a bunch of hand held weapons like grenade launchers for the guy on the go!
Edward: Oh dear Lady.
Percy: I also do custom weapons, see Phillips rocket launcher? I made that. I also made a machine gun that costs $12,000 to fire for twelve seconds because it's so powerful it needs custom made bullets.
Toby: If you'll get OFF ME that would be great!
Edward: Who is buying all the weapons made on this island!?
Percy: Well, I would love to tell you but then the others would probably kill me. Although I can give you a hint.
Hank: What is it you scagglywag?
Percy: The person buying the weapons is a crazy old dude.
Edward: Oh, so it seems like the person buying the weapons is a human.
Toby, underneath Edward: CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME!??!!?
Edward: Oh, my bad! *Gets off Toby*
Toby: *Sighs* Thank you...
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Thomas: Already i got her on the line.
Emily over phone: Alright, what have ye lads and lasses got yeselves stuck in this time? (My attempt at Emily's Scottish accent)
Thomas: It's more Edward and Toby found the weapons market on Sodor.
Emily: So what exactly do ye want me ta do?
Thomas: You're good at helping people make amends and defusing tension. Donald and Douglas that one time you pulled a train of pipes with them, Diesel when he stole Gordon's coaches for breaking his record, shall I go on?
Emily: Aye still donne see what ye want me ta do.
Thomas: Maybe get them all in one place and find a way to convince them to stop producing weapons. Or at least lest deadly ones.
Emily: Fine, I'll grab me contacts and see what I canne do.
After she hangs up.
Edward: I swear we are finding a entirely new side to Sodor.
Toby: Yeah same. I just didn't think that Sodor would be that crazy. But, here we are...
Hank: Hey! Don't worry yourselves too much old partners! I'm pretty sure we'll get this all sorted out!
*Something explodes in the distance*
Thomas: Ohhhhh shit....
Percy, flying in the sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-
Toby: Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, DON'T HIT ME!!!!!
Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Toby: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Thomas: Okay we're here.
Edward: Alright who who- WHIFF!?
Whiff: Being a genius means you know how to survive every type of gunshot wounds. Trust me Rosie has tried to off me with her sniper for stealing her business more times than I can count.
Toby: Thomas I thought you said you knew someone who could help!
Thomas: He can! Tell em Whiff.
Whiff: While I may make nuclear missiles I also make air defense systems to shoot them down. After all I'm no the only one who makes weapons.
Edward: Okay but how does we stop the problem of Sodor becoming a flaming Crater if one slips past.
Whiff: Underground vaults! I have plenty under Sodor and know several people who could help truck in materials to rebuild.
Toby: You know I would prefer to prevent this as a whole so we don't need to rebuild.
Thomas: Alright I'll call her up.
Toby: Call who?
Thomas: You'll see.
Edward: Also, I thought I killed you. How the hell did you survive?
Whiff: Magic~
Toby: Wait Edward, so you're telling me that you TRIED TO KILL WHIFF?!?!!
Edward: What?!!? He was driving me crazy and I just couldn't handle it!!!
Thomas: Ummmm, moving on-
Hank: We should probably start planning on how to save Sodor right now....
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Edward: Okay I brought Toby, This should be better.
Toby: Hey Rosie I heard you made things that kill people?
Rosie: Whaaat? Nooo, I just make things that help observe the deaths you are causing.
Toby: W-why do you make rifle scopes?
Rosie: I started in world war two back in America and you know old habits die hard, you just kinda get into a routine and you keep making scopes.
Toby: What else are you making?
Rosie: Well since then I expanded my business and started making a bunch of other gun accessories like stands for machine guns and smgs, bigger magazines, we even make our own brand of holster!
Toby: I mean you may not be causing the deaths but your equipping people really well for them! Also how did you get the money to start producing scopes?
Rosie: I actually started by making cars as a side hustle.
Toby: Your cars would have dominated the American market of you handed out all these with every car.
Rosie: Yeah I said that in the meeting but they said it wasn't an appropriate way to deal with road rage.
Okay cutting away from it for a sec, if Rosie did having a fighting style I imagine her to be the type to have a pistol and some sort of sniper riffle. Cause ya know, shunting for the pistol, weaving in and out of trucks like weaving in and out of buildings or debris, and the sniper cause a pistol can't do well for long range and it seems like she doesn't have a problem hitting trucks and letting them roll, just like a sniper lets his bullets fly.
Lolololol. We should probably call this au: "Edward Gets Caught With Whiff's War Crimes and Other Bullshit"
Also, totally agree with Rosie having a pistol and a sniper rifle? Fuck with her friends and die.
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Edward: Hey Whiff, what ya working on today?
Whiff: Not much, just a lot of factory automation. And war stuff.
Edward: What was that last part?
Whiff: Ehhh... I may have made like, heavy artillery, like this tank for instance, I made the gun for it. I also make mortars and I've been licensed to produce like, so many weapons.
Edward: Aaaand there it is.
Whiff: Oh I forgot to mention I'm also developing a remote control weapon system!
Edward: Well at least that doesn't sound like skynet.
Whiff: Yeah it's pretty cool it can target up to fifty enemies at once! And it comes with a easy to use joystick! I also made an automatic version to defend nuclear power plants it shoots down drones with grenade launchers!
Edward: Why did you do this!?
Whiff: Well because there's money to be made after my video game business venture so now I'm dropping players into irl lobbied baby!
Edward: Why are you like this.....
OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! It's hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Edward: What ya making this time whiff?
Whiff: Things that spin?
Edward: What kinds of spinning things?
Whiff: Oh ya know like washing machines, and hydro power plants, and jet engines, and the gattling guns to out on the jet engines.
Edward: Oh my lord! What does it shoot?
Whiff: This. And it comes in explosive versions.
Edward: But Whiff what happens to the people?
Whiff: They become a red mist, That's why I made the washing machine.
Edward: Okay, that's it. *Cocks gun* I am sending you to Lady myself.
Whiff: Wait, what-
*Whiff gets shot and dies*
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After escaping sailor John and Sir Topham hatt.
Edward: Okay screw it, if anything else happens I'm making a break for the mainland.
Hank: Thomas how did you not die from that tank?
Thomas: *Holds up Nokia phone armor* Never underestimate Nokia.
Toad: Oh great, what do you want?
Toby: Toad? What are you doing here?
Toad: Trying not get my business back from James.
Edward: James!?
Toad: He bought my business after Mavis tried to sue me, and If I Don't get it back Sodor is doomed.
Percy: What do you mean by that?
Toad: Simple, James has the ability to build the one thing that can stop Sir Topham Hatt.
Edward: And what is it? It better be useful....
Toad: James can built a nuclear bomb to decimate the entire railway.
Everybody else: .....That is not useful at all....
Toad: Well I mean, do you guys have any other ideas?!?
Thomas: Uhhhh...No.....
Toad: Yeah, that's what I thought....
Hank: So you're saying that we should use the bomb to threaten Sir Topham Hatt to close the weapons business?!!?
Toby: That's not even ethical!!!!
Edward: Well, I'm already tired of this bullshit and I just want things to go back to normal. So, we might as well do it.
Thomas: Hmmm...Yeah....
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