Where the absolute fuck does this nerd come from sometimes. This time she'd launched herself out of a tree and spLAT right onto his face. "BROTHER BULL, I am doing the ask, I can touch the butt again, yes?"

He’s grown to tolerate such random greetings like this one. So instead of grimacing, he rumbles in greeting before brows began to furrow. “Why?”

Suddenly stands behind him and yells. "CAN I DO THE TOUCHING OF YOUR BUTT?"

Bianca is out and the dwarf has turned around to see the source of the yelling before he can even process what is being yelled at him. When he does, the crossbow slackens in his arms, not aimed but merely held.

“I......say again??”

Grapple (WHAT A TWIST)

19. My muse pulls off an article of clothing

He pulls off her hat. Why? Why did he do that? His grip on his shovelblade tightens.

                                  ( travelingconductor ) 

Touches all the trains.

                  “ Oooooo! ”

travelingconductor started following you

“Uh- Ahaha, hello-o-o...” And what on earth was this curious thing?

travelingconductor replied to your post:Slowly reaches up and swats at the propellers on...

.-) Touches the side of his strange “metal head” instead. “BOOP!”

"Yes, I understand the temptation to touch such a marvelous contraption...Did you know that it was of my own design? Most will attribute its creation to Tinker Knight, but I had not even known the man when I had created this Heli-Helmet. Comme ce est étrange , oui?"

❖

❖- Who would you most like to send to jail?

“Goldy.” No pauses, no considerations, no hesitation, no idea of how truly fucked up a statement that is whatsoever.

Sloooooooooooowly crawls behind Shovel Knight. SLOOOOOOOOOOWLY tries to see if he can break off the horns on his helm.

The hilt of Shovel’s blade wallops Edgar right in the stomach. Whoever is back there does not have footfall she recognizes. “Never grab a knight’s helm from behind. What do you need?”

d3dans

;v; wanted to get at least a short preview out before the end of the night

hope you feel better soon!

travelingconductor replied to your post:DON’T. DON’T GET ME GIFTS EITHER. IT MAKES ME...

Vibrates excitedly.

Grab!

!!!!!!!!!“Conductor!”

Slowly reaches up and swats at the propellers on his head. .-0

The hand was swiftly smacked away,"Careful, the edges are trimmed with blades, it would not do well to split open your hand upon them."

His name's not Cuban Pete, but he's the King of some rumba beat, and he saw the Varric chest so he goes pat-patty pat, pat-patty pat! "YOUR HAIR IS ON THE WRONG PLACE, AHA."

The dwarf is no stranger to dodging wandering hands, though the...strange person does take him enough by surprise it isn’t until after the patting Varric knows what he’s even up to.

“Har har.” He says with a sardonic little smirk as he takes a step backwards. The simple action restores his personal bubble to its former glory. “Haven’t heard that one before..”

travelingconductor replied to your post “Pokes his side. "Mine.”

.-)c "You heard me, no?"

Frowns deeply. "I d-don't b-belong to you."

ERIS NOH