Idk merry christmas or something
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I just had the spookiest wee anyone on this earth has had.
For context , I'm at my friend's volleyball club to watch a match, it's 9 and most of the power , including the lights in all but the main room are out ,
So naturally , I go to have a quick piss before they start their next game and I'm minding my friend's phone for them.
So I go in , with just my shitty little keychain flashlight and I'm having a piss in near total darkness.
The building is also old so it's a bit leaky and as such there was a constant ' drip drip drip ' coming from the stall beside me.
And as I'm already scared shitless , my friend's phone decides to go off so it goes a little something like this.
Drip drip drip
Drip drip drip
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Heavy breathing
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"SEGA--!"
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Most fucked up chocolate i have ever seen
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the best thing about having a little pet in ur house is that one day u will do some random silly thing w them without knowing it will become their favorite thing n now u have to do it everyday otherwise they get upset
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Me: I have entered the bathroom. The toilet lid is up. I have my phone in my hand. All I have to do is drop my pants, sit down, scroll through tiktok for a bit, chillax, vibe. U kno. Simple.
My brain: so we immediately toss the phone into the toilet, got it
Me: OK *noo*
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