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Trial by fury
#pucca#trial by fury#fanart#pucca fanart#pucca x garu#garu x pucca#tobe x chief#chief x tobe#chief pucca#pucca funny love#tobief
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4 eyes - 2 minds
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here’s a quick sketch of my tobe x chief fankids. and yes, tube is a pun on two-be (as in tobe 2 lol)
I’m pretty happy with how they turned out! though I may tweak jae’s design a bit, since she currently doesn’t really look like either of her parents lol
#pucca#pucca funny love#pucca love recipe#tobe x chief#tobe x jing jing#chief x tobe#jing jing x tobe#tobe#chief#jing jing#ari's art
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Ok Tobecca and Toru shippers, what if.. after Tobe rejecting Chiefs romantic feelings towards him they remain close friends and do bestfriend shit togheter.
#tobe x garu#garuxtobe#tobe#pucca x tobe#chief#jing jing#Pucca Funny Love#pucca love recipe#my art#pql#probably beat up garu idk :)
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Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia Watch Episode 9 Bittersweet Sixteen
Have a happy birthday Jim. Oh wait.
Suddenly in the sky.
“He looks like he's screaming" “He's excited" Excited for the day, am i right?
“No one should be alone on their birthday" I want to be alone for my birthday.
Jin Lake Jr. Age 16
“I think a bird or something tore away a piece of your drawing, Tobes”
“Ah, that was Aaarrrgghh. He thought the cake was real” The cake was a lie.
“It's not like I destroyed her house or anything”
“Oh, wait. It is”
“Have you thought about it? Telling her, i mean?”
"Not for another 3 episodes”
“Toby-Pie! Why is this box empty?”
“Ugh”
“Aaarrrgghh ate the kitty litter again” Again?
What did you put in those pancakes?
“I can't wait to cook you something with it” “Just promise me you won’t eat it” “Why would i eat it?”
“But, Jim, tonight”
“Celebration!”
I know that feeling all too well boys.
“Oh, my gosh. Was it the kitty litter?” Kitty litter makes you go crazy.
“Surprise!” How nice of some of the trolls to join in on the surprise.
“Happy birthing day, Master Jim!” Birthing day. That’s trolls call birthdays.
“The Hero's Forge!”
“Sacred proving grounds”
“For Trollhunters past, present, and future”
“Reduced to mockery”
Vendel the Party Pooper.
“And what better way to celebrate your birthing day”
“Than to work on forestalling your”
“Dying day” Assuming our dying day isn’t also our birthday.
“Master Jim does not appear to be himself”
“I expected the celebration of his birthing day to add some spring to his step”
“Birthdays really aren't Jim's thing”
“For creatures with such a short lifespan, i would think they would be cherished”
“Uh, not for Jim. They always reminded him of the day when his dad disappeared”
“Interesting”
“I did not know Jim's father was a magician” “Jimbo is convinced that he is”
“Mm, not "Magic" disappeared”
“More like "Walked out cause he's a deadbeat" disappeared”
“I'd just moved into the house across the street, and Jim's dad got him this sweet bike kit for his fifth birthday”
“And then, he just took off”
“The pieces laid there in the garage for years”
“Last i heard, the guy ran off with his girlfriend to be a ski bum in Vermont” I can relate to Jim. My dad walked out on me, my mom, and my sister, when i was baby. I never met him or anything so this kinda hits me even harder.
And no one sees it.
“All right, chief. You ready for your birthday gift?”
“Are we gonna sue someone?”
“Nah, that's next year's gift” Where are the fanfics where they celebrate Jim’s seventeenth birthday and they do sue someone? Who is the person they sue? Also Claire should be there wondering what the hell is happening.
And no one sees this thing flying in the sky.
“What the--?”
“What the heck! What was that?”
“Steve?” Suddenly Steve.
“This is really not a good time right now, Steve”
“Time for what?”
“Whatever! This, you!” “Is this cause of the whole Romeo and Juliet? I told you, and everyone before. I want to leave!”
And there he goes.
“Ah, Vendel! Just the troll we've been looking for”
“Don't stop looking on my account” Like i said before, Vendel is the most relatable character in the series.
“Easy on the scruff” NotEnrique’s scruff getting grabbed count: 1
Wait. How were they able to get NotEnrique? Shouldn’t he be at home? Has no one checked on him while he was in Trollmarket?
“You called me crazy, but who's the mad troll now”
“Huh?” Still you Blinky.
“Ey! I only came here cause you promised me socks to eat”
“And you'll get them”
“They better be argyle”
“And smelly” Blinky’s had it with him.
“Hole” Wait was that hole always there?
“You can trust the Trollhunter”
“In the face of the greatest danger, he will stand steadfast and gallant”
“WAAAGGGH!!!”
“WAHHHHHH!!!”
Or trip and fall.
So, instead of running away and giving them problems. He stays and sleeps.
Have some Jim is done with his birthday face.
“Stalklings are one of the only species of troll immune to the effects of sunlight” Wait you said “One of the only species” not “The only species” Yeah there’s also changelings, but what other species of trolls are immune to sunlight?
“That looks not nearly as scary as what attacked me” Never judge a book by it’s cover.
“Fear not, Master Jim”
“As long as you are not alone, you will be remain unharmed”
“You mean, i can't be alone for the rest of my life?”
“Is that a problem? You seem quite social” I’m not social. So if a stalkling comes after me, then i’m dead.
“I told him you became a monk and renounced all earthly possession, but he didn't believe me!” Monk Jim au.
“Claire! I... I thought you said you weren't ever gonna speak to me again”
“Actually, i said i hoped i'd never see you again. But then i realized something. First is that: I’m one of the main characters, so i have to see you everyday. And second: The thought of not seeing your cute face again was too much” “Wait, what was that last part?” “Nothing”
This image perfectly describes these three.
“The thing is, i asked around”
“I couldn't find a single person who was there”
“Be straight with me. What really happened?”
Claire’s getting more and more sus.
“What's she talking about?”
“Steve totaled his Vespa. He's got a concussion. And Miss. Janeth says he can’t be Romeo anymore” “I thought Steve would be happy about this” “Oh, he is. When called, he forgot to hang up and we heard screaming “YES! I’m finally free!”“
“Uh, okay, but I'm still confused” Me, after a new Kingdom Hearts game
“Forgive me!”
“Forgive me!”
You two could’ve kissed here, but whatever you tried i guess.
And everyone continues to not see the stalkling.
“Hey, it's me. I have to stay a little late at the clinic”
“What?”
“But some knucklehead crashed his Vespa, and I have to work up the x-rays” Wait.
Oh, that knucklehead.
“Come on, Tobes. Pick up. Please, pick up!”
“You've reached the Toby phone!” He’s dead.
The one way to get us to stop playing video games.
“Sixteenth birthday, but do I get a Vespa? No”
“I get a food processor and a killer flying troll” The things we all want for our birthdays.
“For the glory of Merlin, Daylight is mine to command”
“Because I really, really don't want to die!” Didn’t need to say all that, but okay.
“If I go”
“We go!”
Jim survives that.
“This is why I hate birthdays” A birthday he wants to forget.
“This better not be another surprise because I really don't think I can handle any more” He’s done with all the surprises.
“These are the pieces of a 1955 Vespa!”
“Jim's dad got him this sweet bike kit for his fifth birthday”
“And then, he just took off”
“The pieces laid there in the garage for years”
“I thought perhaps one day we could build it together”
“After your training, of course”
“Thank you. Thank you!”
“This is the best gift I've ever gotten!”
“Oh, well”
*Cries in Troll*
“When is your birthing day?”
“Like I'd ever tell you, wingman” Uh. Toby, this is something we all would like to know.
No roller skates, mustaches, maces, sharks, bombs and poop. Okay. Weird, but okay.
*Talks in Troll*
*Talks in Troll*
“It is almost complete”
“And Gunmar will rise again”
“Baa-haa-haa-haa-haa!”
Hopefully Jim’s seventeenth birthday will be better.
I’m feeling a little crispy.
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NOZ BEST OF 2019
I stopped making these zips cause it takes so much time and also Spotify exists now but Noz is always on point so I stole this and from his Light Sleeper page and repackaged a zip that I found in the comments (by eas). Be sure to check his decade wrap ups on the best of Thugger, Future and Sosa too.
1. Lil Nas X – “Old Town Road” (Young Kio)
2. Polo G f/ Lil Tjay – “Pop Out” (Iceberg Beatz & JD On Tha Track)
3. City Girls – “Act Up” (EarlOnTheBeat)
4. NLE Choppa – “Shotta Flow” (Midas800)
5. NBA Youngboy – “Slime Belief” (Beatmonster Marc)
6. Sada Baby – “Back End” (?)
7. Denzel Curry – “Ricky” (FnZ)
8. Playboi Carti – “Molly/No Stylist” (Pi’erre Bourne)
9. ShooterGang Kony – “Charlie” (?)
10. DaBaby – “Suge” (Pooh Beatz & JetsonMade)
11. Injury Reserve f/ Rico Nasty & Pro Teens – “Jawbreaker” (Melik XYZ, Pro Teens & Injury Reserve)
12. Quando Rondo – “Gun Powder” (Tahj Money)
13. Roddy Ricch – “Down Below” (Scott Storch)
14. Lil Keed f/ YNW Melly & Lil Uzi Vert – “Pull Up” (JetsonMade)
15. Megan the Stallion f/ DaBaby – “Cash Shit” (LilJuMadeDaBeat)
16. Billy Woods – “Checkpoints” (Kenny Segal)
17. Gunna f/ Young Thug – “3 Headed Snake” (Wheezy)
18. Suga Free – “Premium Game” (L-Finguz)
19. Queen Key – “Evil” (Enviyon)
20. Young Thug – “Just How It Is” (Wheezy & Nick Mira)
21. Tree & Vic Spencer – “Easy” (Tree)
22. Flo Milli – Beef (Flomix)” (Ethereal – “Beef“)
23. Maxo Kream – “Meet Again” (Teej & Mike Dean)
24. Lil Tjay – “FN” (MB13 Beatz)
25. Dreamville f/ Young Nudy – “Down Bad” (Pluss)
26. Mavi – “Willpower” (ovrkast)
27. Dee Watkins – “Bad Ass Jit” (Rocktee)
28. G Herbo – “Scratchy & Itchy” (Helluva Beats)
29. Earl Sweatshirt f/ Mach Hommy – “4N” (Earl Sweatshirt & Mach Hommy)
30. Stunna Girl – “Runway” (Helluva)
31. Young Nudy f/ Lil Uzi Vert – “Extendo” (Pi’erre Bourne)
32. Female Mula – “Gats In Ya Face” (Rippa On The Beat)
33. Jim Jones f/ Cam’ron & Fred The Godson – “Pity In The Summer” (Heatmakerz)
34. Mustard f/ 1TakeJay – “Intro” (Mustard)
35. Lil Uzi Vert – “Free Uzi” (DJ L Beats – “Gangway“)
36. Noname – “Song 32” (Phoelix)
37. YNW Melly – “Beat A N***a Block” (Ey3lowbeatz)
38. Teejayx6 – “Swipe Story” (KDen Ju)
39. Xanman – “Pink” (Xanman)
40. Shordie Shordie – “Bitchuary (Betchua)” (YG Beats)
41. Duke Deuce – “Yeh” (Ayoza)
42. BlocBoy JB – “Mercedes” (Dilip & Otxhello)
43. Junglepussy – “I’m In Love” (Ben Bradley & Shy Guy)
44. Lil Gray – “Crash” (Mannyvelli & Johnny Caravaggio)
45. Cash Kidd – “Who Shot You” (?)
46. Shy Glizzy – “Demons” (Supah Mario)
47. Trefuego – “90MH” (Kevin Katana)
48. Peezy – “New Car Smell” (Marc Boomin)
49. Tobe Nwigwe f/ Paul Wall – Juice” (Lanell Grant)
50. Lil Tecca – “Ransom” (Nick Mira & Taz Taylor)
51. Comethazine – “Stand” (N/A)
52. Ruby Yacht – “No Word For Wack” (AlgernonCornelius)
53. BbyMutha f/ Ttbby – Spooky Mutha Mansion” (?)
54. Rod Wave f/ Kevin Gates – “Cuban Links” (Yung Tago, Tre Gilliam & TnTXD)
55. Showbiz & Milano – “Tears” (Showbiz)
56. G-Eazy f/ Young Miami & Juvenile – “Throw Fits” (London On Da Track)
57. DuffleBag Boog – “No Sleep” (Liteease)
58. Tierra Traniece – “Fool Me Once” (Rippa On The Beat)
59. Droop-E f/ Cousin Fik & Stressmatic – “Won’t Fold” (Droop-E)
60. Doja Cat – “Rules” (Dr. Luke, Danielle Alvarez, Salaam Remi & Ben Billions)
61. Tisakorean f/ Huncho Da Rocksta & Kblast – “The Mop” (Mighty Bay)
62. Rahli – “Perc 30” (Yung Glizzy)
63. Allblack f/ Kossiko – “304” (StraightDropVanilla)
64. Mo3 – “2 Nineteen” (Stovall)
65. Nefew – “Blocklife Souljas” (Senzo Luciano)
66. E-40 f/ Scarface – “Watch The Homies” (Proptheproducer)
67. Lil Gotit – “Da Real HoodBabies” (Bankroll Got It)
68. Griselda – “Cruiser Weight Coke” (Beat Butcha & Daringer)
69. UnoTheActivist – “Adam Sandler” (Spiffy Global)
70. Trifln’ – “Huh” (Pay$ean)
71. Future – “Krazy But True” (Distance Decay, Corbin, Frankie Bash & Wheezy)
72. Wiki – “The Act” (Slauson Malone)
73. Chief Keef f/ Lil Pump – “Old Heads and Regretful Hoes” (Zaytoven)
74. AG & Cuns – “Get The Feeling” (Cuns)
75. Longmoneykese – Stickwalk” (?)
76. Rico Nasty – “Sandy” (Kenny Beats)
77. Babyface Ray – “Trill Spill” (?)
78. Homeboy Sandman f/ Kurious & Aesop Rock – “Lookout (Remix)” (Mono En Strereo)
79. Baby Smoove – Losing My Mind” (Michigan Meech)
80. ZaeHD & CEO – “Robotics” (Yvngquan)
81. Rick Ross f/ Gunplay – “Nobody’s Favorite” (Trop)
82. Mach Hommy f/ Tha God Fahim – “Mozambique Drill” (Nicholas Craven)
83. Earthgang – “Bank” (Big Korey & Ant Chambers)
84. Offset f/ J Cole – “How Did I Get Here?” (Metro Boomin & Dre Moon)
85. Danny Brown – “Savage Nomad” (Playa Haze)
86. Bandhunta Izzy – “How to Rob” (PYREXWHIPPA)
87. Conway the Machine – “E.I.F.” (JR Swiftz)
88. FMB DZ f/ DaBoii – “GiveNGO” (Jay Johnson)
89. Baby Fifty – “Spank His Ass” (?)
90. OMB Peezy – “Big Homie” (SephGotTheWaves & Drum Dummie)
91. Gucci Mane f/ Kodak Black – “Big Boy Diamonds” (London On The Track)
92. Pop Smoke – “Welcome To The Party” (808Melo)
93. Kevin Gates – “Walls Talking” (Roark Bailey & Richie Souf)
94. Lil Reese f/ Chief Keef – “BBQ” (Chief Keef)
95. MoneyMarr – “Cable Box” (Earl On The Beat)
96. Baby Keem – “Invented It” (Ambezza, Keanu Beats & Baby Keem)
97. Saweetie – “My Type” (London On Da Track)
98. Nuk – “Experiments” (?)
99. Kool Keith f/ Paul Wall – “Foot Locker” (Psycho Les)
100. Ambjaay – “Uno” (Almighty Quise)
HERE’S THE ZIP
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Hyperallergic: Art Movements
Troy Richards and Knut Hybinette, “the seeing glass” (2017), VR simulation, 5 minutes (courtesy the artists, © Troy Richards and Knut Hybinette)
Art Movements is a weekly collection of news, developments, and stirrings in the art world. Subscribe to receive these posts as a weekly newsletter.
The National Endowment for the Humanities announced that it will award up to $1 million in emergency funds for cultural institutions impacted by Hurricane Harvey. The storm has displaced thousands of people and has so-far claimed more than 30 lives. Houston’s theater district was particularly hard-hit, with almost every venue reported to be waterlogged. The Blaffer Art Museum, the Houston Center for Photography, the Menil Collection, and the Museum of Fine Arts Houston have reported their facilities and collections as safe. The Rockport Center for the Arts suffered severe damage according to an announcement by its executive director Luis Purón.
The Los Angeles City Council voted 14-1 to replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People’s Day.
William Eggleston will release Musik, an album of his synthesizer compositions, on October 20.
The Delaware Art Museum unveiled “the seeing glass,” a virtual reality experience created by artists Troy Richards and Knut Hybinette. The work is described as a three-dimensional reimagining of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s 1875 painting “La Bella Mano.”
Thirty-two-year-old Curtis Valentine died following an altercation at the Head Too Heavy Gallery in Bushwick last weekend. Anyone with information can contact the NYPD confidentially by calling (800) 577-TIPS.
A new statue of Martin Luther King Jr. will be unveiled outside the Georgia State Capitol in Atlanta on Monday. Designed by Martin Dawe, the King sculpture joins nearby memorials to Confederate general and alleged Ku Klux Klan leader John Brown Gordon, and US Senator Richard Russell, a staunch opponent of Civil Rights legislation and a supporter of racial segregation.
Benjamin Grajeda Regalado, the head of Mexico’s federal police, announced the creation of a task force committed to the protection of the country’s cultural heritage.
The Berkshire Museum declined an offer of $1 million from a group of anonymous donors calling for the suspension of a planned auction of 40 works from the museum’s collection at Sotheby’s. The museum controversially decided to deaccession the works, including two paintings donated directly by Norman Rockwell, last month.
(via ozmarecords.com)
The Voyager golden record was published on vinyl and made available for order online. The original gold-plated copper records were attached to NASA’s Voyager 1 and 2, and contain a selection of photographs, music, and sounds “intended to communicate a story of our world to extraterrestrials.” The mission status of the two probes can be accessed here.
Trevor Paglen and the The Nevada Museum Of Art launched a crowdfunding campaign for the Orbital Reflector, a mylar balloon sculpture that will orbit Earth for several weeks before burning up upon re-entry into the atmosphere.
The Washington Square Association — a Greenwich Village neighborhood group — voiced objections to Good Fences Make Good Good Neighbors, a collaboration between Ai Weiwei and the Public Art Fund. The project involves the installation of over 300 site-specific security fences across New York City.
Demolition began on Robin Hood Gardens, the renowned Brutalist estate designed by Alison and Peter Smithson, despite years of campaigning and heritage efforts.
The University of Manchester digitized a collection of over 150 letters by mathematician and codebreaker Alan Turing. The documents were recently re-discovered by Professor Jim Miles during an inspection of an old filing cabinet on campus.
In accordance with his wishes, Terry Pratchett’s hard drives were destroyed by a steamroller at the Great Dorset Steam Fair. The late novelist instructed his estate to destroy all traces of his unfinished work.
Transactions
Dread Scott, “A Man Was Lynched by Police Yesterday” (2015), nylon, 84 x 52 1/2 in, hangs outside Jack Shainman Gallery on West 20th Street in Chelsea, Manhattan (image © Dread Scott, courtesy of the artist and Jack Shainman Gallery, New York)
Dread Scott’s “A Man Was Lynched by Police Yesterday” (2015) was acquired by the Museum of Contemporary Art in San Diego. According to ArtNews, the Whitney Museum of American Art is in the process of acquiring an edition of the work.
The Parrish Art Museum acquired the art, archives, and resources of the James and Charlotte Brooks Foundation.
The South Street Seaport Museum received $4.5 million from the City of New York to stabilize and restore the Lightship Ambrose (LV-87).
The Victoria & Albert Museum acquired a sapphire and diamond cornet designed by Prince Albert for Queen Victoria.
The Contemporary Art Museum St. Louis received a $20,000 grant from the Dana Brown Charitable Trust in support of its ArtReach and LEAP Middle School Initiative youth education programs.
The Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden acquired 11 works by Japanese photographers, including Eikoh Hosoe, Minoru Hirata, Tatsuo Kawaguchi, Miyako Ishiuchi, Kōji Enokura, and Takashi Arai.
Koji Enokura, “Symptom—Lump of Lead to the Sky: Mountain in Nagano (P.W.-No. 47)” (1972), gelatin silver print, 21.7 x 30.2 cm (© Michiyo Enokura; courtesy Taka Ishii Gallery New York)
Transitions
Bo Rothstein resigned as professor of government and public policy at Oxford University’s Blavatnik School of Government. Rothstein resigned after learning that Leonard Blavatnik (for whom the school is named) had also donated funds to Donald Trump’s inauguration. A number of academics signed an open letter in 2015 opposing Blavatnik’s £75 million (~$97 million) donation to the university’s School of Government, insisting that the university “should stop selling its reputation and prestige to Putin’s associates.”
Marek Olszewski, the president of Poland’s national tourist organization, was fired after telling a reporter that he had removed the Auschwitz memorial from the itinerary for foreign journalists’ visits.
The Singapore Art Museum abandoned its search for a new chief executive officer and director.
Jeffrey Herbst resigned as president and chief executive of the Newseum in Washington. The Freedom Forum, the museum’s parent foundation, is reportedly considering an outright sale of the struggling institution.
The Hammer Museum elected three new board members: Linda Janger, Glenn Kaino, and Dean Valentine.
Mary Colleen Heil will step down as president of the Pennsylvania College of Art and Design in June 2018.
George-Ann Tobin plans to retire as the National Gallery of Art’s endowment chief later this Fall.
Tessa Praun was appointed director of the Magasin III Museum and Foundation for Contemporary Art in Stockholm.
Lieven Bertels was appointed director of the Momentary, a planned satellite space of the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art. Site work is currently scheduled for early 2018.
Claire Shea was appointed deputy director of Para Site.
William L. Coleman was appointed associate curator of American art at the Newark Museum.
The 2018 edition of the 2018 Biennale de Montréal was cancelled due to its deficit of CAD 200,000 (~USD 160,000).
Housing gallery will open at 424 Gates Avenue, Brooklyn — the former space of American Medium gallery. According to Eileen Isagon Skyers, Housing’s creative director, the gallery aims “de-gentrify the space, effectively supporting the practices of black artists and non-black POC.”
Interference Archive will relocate to a new building three blocks away from its present space at 131 8th Street in Gowanus, Brooklyn.
Accolades
Judith Linhares, “Dance II” (2017), oil on linen, 3 1/2 x 25 1/2 in (courtesy the artist and Anglim Gilbert Gallery, San Francisco)
Judith Linhares received the Artists’ Legacy Foundation’s 2017 Artist Award.
The Bessies 2017 awards for Lifetime Achievement in Dance and Outstanding Service to the Field of Dance were awarded to Jawole Willa Jo Zollar and Eva Yaa Asantewaa respectively.
Danielle Dean was appointed Artist-in-Residence for the Cranbrook Academy of Art’s photography department.
Jochen Volz received Independent Curators International’s 2017 Agnes Gund Curatorial Award.
The Underground Museum received the Ellsworth Kelly Award from the Foundation for Contemporary Arts.
The Seattle Art Museum announced the finalists of the 2017 Betty Bowen Award.
Sarah Branch, Kiana Carrington, Linda Diaz, Donnay Edmund, Claire Kim, Alexandria Ryahl, and Alexa Smithwrick were selected for the Downtown Brooklyn Arts Management Fellowship [via email announcement].
Opportunities
Smack Mellon is accepting submissions for its upcoming fall exhibition, UPROOT. The application deadline is September 13, 11:59pm.
Obituaries
(via Flickr/Terror on Tape)
Blanche Blackwell (1912–2017), heiress and lover of Ian Fleming. Supposedly inspired the character of Pussy Galore.
Tobe Hooper (1943–2017), film director. best known for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974).
Howard Kaminsky (1940–2017), publisher.
Fredell Lack (1922–2017), violinist.
Paul Oliver (1927–2017), music and architecture historian.
Bernard Pomerance (1940–2017), playwright.
Alan Root (1937–2017), wildlife filmmaker.
Sue Steward (1946–2017), writer and broadcaster. Expert on Latin and world music.
David Tang (1954–2017), fashion entrepreneur and collector.
Bea Wain (1917–2017), singer.
Agnes Wilcox (unconfirmed–2017), actor and founder of Prison Performing Arts.
Ibrahim Yazdi (1931–2017), Iranian dissident.
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This article continues the argument proposed in Barnes 2007 that Early Kofun rulership was predicated on knowledge of Chinese Queen Mother of the West mythology. A variety of archaeological and textual data, plus consideration of the historical circumstances in Japan's relation to the continent, are pulled together to support the idea that the Queen Mother was both legitimator of political rulership and a ruler's guide in the afterlife. It is shown archaeologically that the Miwa polity of the Early Kofun period was territorially circumscribed and could not have ruled over the entire western archipelago. The spread of the Mounded Tomb Culture beyond Miwa can be explained by the existence of a charismatic avatar of the Queen Mother (Himiko?) who attracted adherents for their own benefit. The Early Kofun burial system can be interpreted in terms of Queen Mother attributes, beginning with the monumental tombs themselves, their stone chambers, and the various pseudo jade objects and bronze mirrors—the most important of which bear the image of the Queen Mother herself. It is further argued that Amaterasu is likely the extension of Queen Mother ideology as reconstituted between the fifth and seventh centuries, continuing the important political functions of legitimating the rulership of historic Japan.
Gina L. Barnes. "A Hypothesis for Early Kofun Rulership." Japan Review, No. 27 (2014), pp. 3-29.
Terasawa hypothesizes一on the basis of ceramic, lithic and geographical considerations一 that there were at least three aggregations in the Nara Basin by the Late Yayoi period, focused on Shiki in the southeast, Kazuraki 葛城 in the southwest, and Sofu 層 in the north.12 This divisioning differs somewhat from the four divisions of the basin in Yayoi that I arrived at based on the distribution or bronze bell clusters.13 Either way, there is considerable evidence that the basin was not a homogeneous social space and that different groupings were present, affecting subsequent socio-political development into the Kofun period, when territorial development is usually assessed by monitoring keyhole tomb placement through time.
In previous publications, I used the rank-size rule to monitor keyhole tomb distribution in the Nara Basin.14 My two basic assumptions were that tomb size was indicative of rank in a political hierarchy and that tomb clusters stand as proxies for political centers. At that time, tomb dating as listed in my standard reference, the site surveys of the 1970s, was relatively coarse, with each tomb relegated to Early, Middle, or Late Kofun if at all, as opposed to the ten-phase system now in use and described above (EK1 etc.).15 In my early studies, the rank-size analysis revealed two concentrations of large keyhole tombs (tombs averaging 225.6 m in length) within the Nara Basin in Early Kofun, suggesting the partitioning of the basin into two polities (Figure 1). I hypothesized that these large-tomb clusters—SaKi 佐糸己 Tomb Cluster in the northwest and Oyamato 大禾卩 Tomb Cluster in the southeast—formed the centers of two polities: Saho 左保 in the northwest, focused on the Saki site, and Miwa in the southeast, focused on the MaKimuku site. The Hashihaka 箸 墓 tomb in MaKimuku is—according to the eighth century Japanese chronicle, the Nihon shoki 日本書糸己一the burial place of the Princess Yamato Totohi Momoso Hime イ委迹迹日百 襲媛，and is also thought by many to be the burial site of Queen Himiko 卑弥呼 mentioned in the Chinese Weizhi 魏志，chronicles of the Wei 魏 dynasty of China (221-265).
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To bolster the hypothesis that the Miwa polity was limited to the southeastern Nara Basin, there is considerable documentary evidence that this polity had rivals in the northern Nara Basin as well as in the southern Kyoto M都 Basin. According to the Nihon shoki, during the time of the first Miwa sovereign, Sujin 崇神，troops were dispatched to attack a hostile force in Yamashiro 山城(southern Kyoto Basin). Sujin's seeress aunt, the Princess Yamato Totohi Momoso Hime, "told the Emperor that Takehani Yasuhiko 武埴安彦 was about to plot trea son against him."22 Aston's footnote comments that this prince was a "half-brother to the emperor (by the traditional genealogy) and he lived in Yamashiro.23 The Nihon shoki states that "the troops took sacred jars and planted them at the top of the acclivity of Takasuki 錄 in Warn 十口現 Then they advanced with their best troops and ascended Mount Nara and occupied it."24 Mount Nara 另|5羅, now named the Nara Hills, separates the Nara and Kyoto Basins一or separates Yamato from Yamashiro.
These actions suggest that the Wani Acclivity marked the northern boundary of the southeastern polity (rigure 1); Wani remains a modern place name in Tenn 天理 city and is located where the Furu 布留 river alluvial fan drops off towards the northern basin. In the Sujin chronicle, the person dispatched to deal with disorder in Yamashiro, using the Wani Acclivity as his launching point, was Hikokunifuku 彦國葺，later claimed as the ancestor of the Wani clan hypothesized to have occupied the northeastern basin.25 From this story, acclivity clearly formed a notional border, and ritual protection was needed to go It follows that Mount Nara, separating modern Nara and Kyoto prefectures, was not under Miwa's control and the Yamashiro location may have implied the area occupied Tsubai Otsukayama 椿井大塚山 Tomb.
If the northern area had to be first subjugated by military force Acclivity story), it was then affiliated to Miwa through marriage (the Saho story). The "Saho Uprising” x, reveals an attempted coup by the brother and sister pair Saho Hiko 左保彦 and Saho Hime 左保姬，the latter being "beloved" consort of the second Miwa 、も sovereign，Suinin 垂仁. Not only does the naming pattern of a place name Saho combined with the hime/hiko ヒ 1) メ •ヒコ（princess/prince) designation ---- imply this was a local ruling gender-pair, it puts them squarely in the northwestern basin, where the Saho river flows.27 The Empress, Saho Hime, refused to carry out Saho Hiko's plan that she murder her husband Suinin and indeed confessed the plot to her husband. However, when Suinin raised troops to storm the Inaki 稲城 (a rice granary compound?) of Prince Saho, the Empress fled to the side of her brother and was immolated with him in Suinin's firing of the Inaki. We can assume this story belongs to EK2 (second phase of the Early Kofun period), since the construction of the SaKi Tomb Cluster dating from EK3 began immediately after Suinin s death.
The building of the Suinin Mausoleum in the hills overlooking Saki took place at the beginning of EK3. As noted above by Miiraishi, the shift of royal tomb building from southeast to northeast Nara Basin is unexplained, though he identifies the Saki area as the homeland of the mother of Suinin's successor. By this, he must be referring to Suinin's second wife Hibasuhime 日葉洲媛，mother to Keiko 景行, who is allegedly buried in Saki Misasagiyama 佐糸己陵山 in Saki. However, I believe the building of Suinin's tomb in this area is directly related to his first wife, Saho Hime, and her treachery. That is, I see it more as a symbolic imposition of Miwa authority in the area after disturbances, which are portrayed in the chronicles as an attempted coup d’etat. The creation of the royal burial ground at SaKi with concomitant ritual visitations injected the physical presence of Miwa personnel. By incorporating the northwestern basin into the center's routine round of ritual activities and by emplacing visible forms of political authority on the landscape, the Miwa Court asserted its authority over a rebellious part of the basin.
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The Nwon shom states that Suinin's predecessor Sujin took as wives the daughter of Arakaha 荒河, the Tobe 尸畔（Chief) of the Land of Kii 紀伊，and the daughter of Ohoshiama no Sukune 大海fe補 possibly from Omi，28 and perhaps another woman named Ohari no Ohoshiamahime 尾張大海媛 possibly from Owari 尾張.Suinin, after the death of Saho Hime, took to wife five daughters of Prince Taniha no Micninusni no Okimi 丹波道 主王(King of the Road) of Tanba 丹波.29 Then after his second wife Hibasuhime died, he obtained the daughter of Yamashiro Okuni no Fuchi 山城大國个遲(or 淵).30 The areas of Yamasniro and Tanba lie on routes north from the Nara Basin to the Japan Sea, while Kn forms an alternative southern outlet to the Osaka Bay region and Owari leads to the Pacific seaboard (Tokai) and Kanto regions. At least three of the name elements (Tobe, Nushi, OKimi) of the fathers of the brides indicate top-level persons in local hierarchies. The Miwa rulers can thus be seen through documentary evidence to have established personal ties to chiefly families in the Kinai region, and this expression of allegiance through marriage of daughters to the paramount by local rulers carried on into the historical period with sending of daughters to court as uneme 米女(court maidens).
These relationships suggest that Miwa allies existed in the Kinai region but not beyond; it is unlikely that the Miwa sovereign took wives from every local ruler who himself a keyhole tomb. Thus，although an incipient geographical hierarchy was built Mi was political dominance, it does not account for the rapid and far reaching spread of MTC. Nor do the stories of strife between local rulers such as Saho Hiko and the person Yamashiro speak for a state oreanization that was firmly in control of even the Kinai in Early Kofun.
In conclusion, the Miwa polity was limited in both its territorial and its social reach. Miwa did not lack military power, but this was deployed on a very local scale and was not involved in the imposition of the MTC throughout western Japan. Elite relationships beyond the basin speak not for uniform nierarchical and bureaucratic control but for a system of negotiated alliances with widely separated individuals, including the possible assignment of Miwa personnel to distant parts. If actual political power was seemingly so ephemeral, the question arises: why was the MTC culture growing out of the Miwa area so dominant among the regional chiefs at this time? To answer this, we must look at the contents of the burial repertoire that represents the major ritual activities in the Early Kofun period.
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Bruh I have like the first six chapters of a chief x tobe fanfic drafted and on one hand it's the farthest I've ever gotten with a fanfic which I'm pretty proud of but on the other hand I lost all motivation to continue it a long time ago
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tube thoughts vol. 1
zero stars - terrible, 1/2 a star - dull, 1 star - folly, 1 1/2 stars - lacking,
2 stars - fair, 2 1/2 stars - decent, 3 stars - terrific
(note: I may have overrated some Hollywood blockbusters, like Marvel films, at a time when I was starved of the big budget spectacle coming off a time when I hadn't much time to watch movies. After nearly 30 volumes of new & old movies plus tv shows, I would not waste time or money or overhype my enjoyment of anything mainstream & popular just because all the bells & whistles woo'd me... I hope. Hey, I even avoided seeing the first new 20tens Star Wars reboot in theaters & on home video so far. That's saying something. Maybe I restored some integrity even though I still have arguably cheesy taste.)
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"The People vs. George Lucas"
*Case dismissed* 3 stars
"Flash Gordon" 1980
*Holy Joe Namath* 3 stars
"One Million Ac/Dc"
*Psssss, wanna see naked pictures of your sister?* 3 stars
Jan Svankmajer "Conspirators of Pleasure" 3 stars
Kolchak The NightStalker"Horror in the Heights"
*Sasquatch in disguise* 3 stars
"The Exorcist 3"
starring George C. Scott and Brad Dourif
*Invitation to the dance* 3 stars
Lost and Found Video Night Vol. 6*
Safety and cynicism* 2 1/2 stars
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
The Secret of the Ooze"
*An xl double cheese with mutated fish paste delivered to Dr. Moreau of Long Island."* 2 1/2 stars
Mark Borchardt "Coven"
*Stephen King's Clerks*
2 stars
"Raw Meat" featuring Donald Pleasance
*A subway Sawney Bean* 3 stars
"The Curious Dr. Humpp"
*Sci fi nudie horror Prequel to a boner infomercial*
2 1/2 stars
Dario Argento's "Opera"
*Puts the eye in Italian* 3 stars
"Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans
of MyLittle Pony"
*Dignifies the derided, but do they deserve it?*
2 1/2 stars
"The Garbage Pail Kids"
*"Did I do that?" Urkel. It's that level of annoying.*
1 1/2 stars
"Johnny Mnemonic"
Japanese cut
*Robo-dolfphin FTW! Dolph Lundgren MVP.* 3 stars
"Hellraiser: Bloodline"
*Event Horizon: A New Hope* 2 stars
"Thundercrack" sexploitation*
Scat on a hot tin roof* 2 stars
Kevin Smith's "Red State"
*Superbad in Waco circa 1993* 3 stars
"Buckeroo Banzai"
*"Leftfield entertainment"* 3 stars
Harmony Korine's "Mister Lonely"
*"The Lord wants us to jump out of a plane without a parachute."*
3 stars
Star Wars 'Downfall of the Old Republic' fan edit
*makes the prequels almost seem tolerable* 2 stars
Joe Bob's Summerschool with surprise guest Eugene Levy
Kenneth Branagh and Frank Darabont present
"Mary Shelley's Frankenstein"
featuring Robert Deniro as the monster
between 2 and 2 1/2 stars
rifftrax presents"The Grudge"
starring Bill Pullman and Buffy
*"This movie dishes out horror by the thimble full."*
3 stars with riffing 2 1/2 without
"The ABC'S of Death"'
'A Is For Apocalypse'- Nacho Vigalondo 3 stars
'B is for Bigfoot' Adrian Garcia Bogliano 2 1/2 stars
'C is for Cycle' Ernesto Diaz Espinoza 3 stars
'D is for Dogfight' Marcel Sarmiento 2 1/2 stars
'E is for Exterminate' Angela Bettis 2 stars
'F is for Fart' Noburu Iguchi 1 1/2 stars
'G is for Gravity' Andrew Traucki 1/2 a star
'H is for Hydro electric diffusion' Thom Malling 2 1/2'
'I is for Ingrown' Jorge Michel Grau 3 stars
'J is jidai geki aka samurai movie' Yudai Yamaguchi 2 stars
'K is for Klutz' Anders Morganthaler 2 stars
'L is for Libido' Timo Tjahjanto 3 stars
'M is for Miscarriage' Ti West zero stars
'N is for Nuptials' Bajong Pisanthankun 2 1/2 stars
'O is Orgasm' Bruno Forzani and Helene Cattet 2 1/2 stars
'P is for Pressure' Simon Rumley 2 stars
'Q is for Quack' Adam Wingard 1 star
'R is for Removed' Srdjan Spasojevic 3 stars
'S is for Speed' Jake West 2 stars
'T is for Toilet' Lee Hardcastle 3 stars
'U is for Unearthed' Ben Wheatley 2 1/2 stars
'V is for Vagitus' Kaare Andrews 3 stars best so far
'W is for WTF!' Jon Schnepp 2 stars'
'X is for XXL' Xavier Gens either zero or 2 1/2 stars
'Y is for Young Buck' Jason Eisner either zero or 3 stars
'Z is for Zetsumetsu aka extinction' Yoshi Nishimura 2 1/2
Masters of Horror
Joe Dante's "The Screwfly Solution
"*It's not nice to screw with Mother Nature* 3 stars
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
"The Energy Eater"
*Indian Giver* 2 1/2 stars
Cannon films
"White of the Eye"
starring David Keith
*Twangy Giallo*
3 stars
Don Coscarelli's
"Phantasm 2"
*Yellow No. 5*
3 stars
rifftrax presents
Ed Wood's
"Plan 9: From Outer Space"
*"Eck, shouldn't have microwaved that twinkie!"*
3 stars with riffing 2 without
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
"Scotch Mist"
*"Sometimes you have to be a bigot to beat a bigger bigot."*
2 1/2 stars
John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness"
*Bill Nye the exorcism guy* 3 stars
Twin Peaks: "Slaves and Masters"
*War of Northern Aggression* 3 stars
Don Mancini's "Curse of Chucky"
*Charles Lee Ray returns to his roots. I was sort of hoping this was a direct sequel to part 3 with Bride and Seed not happening, but the reveal of the stitches and some other story elements proved otherwise. Oh, well. Nice touch with the backstory and Brad Dourif running around looking like an even creepier Tommy Wiseau in the 80s. The cameos are either a nice homage to the series or needless fan service and not knowing when to quit.*
3 stars (minus maybe half a star for the after credits sequence)
"Waterpower" xxx
Jamie Gillis is The Enema Bandit
*Freedom of the body... freedom of '76.
This movie was brought to you by the mafia and Nathan's Hot Dogs*
either zero stars or three stars
Joe Bob's Drive In Theater
with special guest horror host Zacherly
"Jakarta" a Charles Kaufman film
*A noir No Reservations with a hardboiled Anthony Bourdain*
3 stars
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
"The Spanish Moss Murders"
*Stiffling dreams brings the Swamp Thing*
3 stars
Lucio Fulci's "City of the Living Dead"
*Schlitz on tap* 2 1/2 stars
"The Golden Voyage of Sinbad"
featuring the special fx of Ray Harryhausen
and starring Dr. Who's Tom Baker as an evil sorcerer
3 stars
Roger Corman presents
"Battle Beyond the Stars"
*Luke SkyWalton* 2 1/2 stars
Rifftrax presents
"Buffalo Rider"
*like a rhinestone pachyderme*
2 stars with riffing 1 without
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Joe's Apartment"
*Willard, the musical* 2 stars
Rob Zombie's
"House of 1,000 Corpses"
*Fulci's eyeball in a bag of circus peanuts lying on the floor next to Sherri Moon's Big Daddy Roth underoos* 2 stars
Lost and Found Video Night Vol. 2
*A very musical edition. But yet again with the Steve Vai stalker and her queefing... ugh.* 2 1/2 stars
Rifftrax presents
"Future Force"
starring David Carradine
*In an age populated by retarded rent-a-cops...*
3 stars with riffing 2 without
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
Stephen King's "Maximum Overdrive"
starring Emilio Estevez, Pat Hingle, Yeardley Smith
and including the music of AC/DC
*Clever premise silly execution. This crazy scenario is what we get for the trucker fad of the seventies* 2 1/2 stars
Lost and Found Video Night Vol 3
*Jackie Gleason with a screw loose, japanese school girl mass suicide, Nazi Donald Duck, and much more* 2 1/2 stars
I'm Alan Partridge
"Towering Alan"
*the common touch*
2 1/2 stars
"Retard O Tron 2"
*These moronic mix tapes are starting to wear thin on me*
2 stars
Joe Bob's Drive In Theater
25th Anniversary of "Night of the Living Dead"
with special guest Tom Savini and his film
"Night of the Living Dead" 1990
*You're beginning to become a badass Barb-ara* 3 stars
Masters of Horror
Dario Argento's "Pelts"
starring Meat Loaf and John Saxon
*Slap dash and horrific* 3 stars
"Hot Dreams" 1983 xxx
*has a thread of tension that elevates it* 3 stars
Joe Bob's Summer School
UFO Studies 666
Tim Burton's "Mars Attacks"
*Forget grandma, protect the t.v.!*
2 1/2 stars
"Vampires Suck"
*Like a creep with pointy teeth, it leers unashamedly.*
zero stars
Don Coscarelli's
"John Dies at the End"
*sawsome awes* 3 stars
"Lost and Found Video Night: Vol. 1"
2 1/2 stars
Rifftrax presents "The Happening"
*Differently dumb marky mark and doey zoey awkwardly reconnect their dead romance during pants shitting doom / cartoon revenge of the earth day*
3 stars with riffing 2 1/2 without
TV Funhouse: "Western Day" 3 stars
"Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy"
*Feels more like another 90s Lorne Michaels' movie than it does everything that was great about the sketch show* 2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
Clive Barker's "Nightbreed"
*It was a graveyard smash.*
3 stars
Rifftrax presents
"Troll 2"
*a double decker baloney sandwich*
3 plus stars with riffing 3 without
"Edward Penishands"
*on the bucket list of films for fudging
weirdos like me.*
2 stars
Stuart Gordon and Brian Yuzna present
"From Beyond"
*Third eye erogenous zone* 3 stars
"Birdemic: Shock and Terror"
*"Heal the world." Michael Jackson*
1 1/2 stars with riffing
without riffing 1/2 a star
until the actual birdemic starts
and then maybe 1 star
Masters of Horror
John Carpenter's "Pro Life"
starring Ron Perlman 3 stars
South Park double feature ----------
"Trapped in the Closet"
*The Cruise, Travolta, and Scientology jabs will sting and be relevant for a long time, probably, but the R. Kelly joke is really dated. I'd already forgotten about his whole silly closet song from 2000 whenever.* 3 stars
"Go God Go"
3 stars
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"Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie"
*Interestingly absurd commentary on mall culture that would make a strange double feature with Romero's Dawn.* 2 stars
The Hitchhiker:
Dark Wishes
*Kindness with kill'em* 2 stars
Twin Peaks "Double Play"
*Riposte* 3 stars
Tales from the Crypt
"Revenge is the Nuts"
guest starring Isaac Hayes 2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Highlander"
*That sensation you're feeling is called The Quickening. Brought to you by Nestle's Quik* 3 stars
Kolchak The Night Stalker
"Bad Medicine"
*Chief Trance A Ho* 2 1/2 stars
Tobe Hooper's "Lifeforce"
starring Steve Railsback, Peter Firth, and
Patrick Stewart as a sexy bride of Dracula
*Count Tesla* 3 stars
"The Last Shark" featuring Vic Morrow 2 1/2 stars
TV Carnage
"Casual Fridays"
3 stars
I'm Alan Partridge
"To Kill a Mocking Alan"
*"I'm such a big head." -Alan*
3 stars
Roger Corman's "The Raven"
starring Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre,
and Jack Nicholson
*Tongue in cheek and coughing up blood.*
2 1/2 stars
Masters of Horror
"Sounds Like"
*Watch this and for once you will sympathize with a telemarketer, believe it or not.* 3 stars
Monstervision presents:
A Very Joe Bob Christmas
*Rusty the mail girl and some other bimbos sing ear slaughtering Christmas carols.*
"Gremlins" 3 stars
Parasite aka Mutant
featuring demi moore
*People who need people are the worst... worse than slimey soul sucking slugs* 3 stars
Joe Bob's Summer School
with special guest Clint Howard
"Ice Cream Man"
3 stars for the interview 2 for the movie
Masters of Horror
"The V Word"
guest starring Michael Ironside
*What happened to the piss and vinegar of youth?*
3 stars
"Q, The Winged Serpent" a Larry Cohen film
featuring Richard Roundtree, David Carradine,
and a manic, brilliant performance by Michael Moriarty
3 stars
rifftrax presents
"Prisoners of the Lost Universe"
featuring John Saxon
*Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor, an Imp, a Neanderthal, and a Navi....Looney Tunes meets sword and sorcery* 2 1/2 stars with riffing 2 without
"The Crazy Dave Tape 2"
*maybe you were 12 or so and there was this older teen in the neighborhood who you thought was cool and he let you hang out with him some, but he was way too into horror movies, firecrackers, porno mags, shooting cats in the butt with b b guns,listening to metal records, popping wheelies on his dirtbike, and smoking pot? that's the kind of person who'd make this vhs mix tape* 2 stars
"Found Footage Festival: Vol 2" 3 stars
Cannon Films presents
"Exterminator 2"
*The Dark Knight Returns and engulfs New Jack City*
3 stars
Kolchak: The Night Stalker
"The Devil's Platform"
*Stygian lobbyist* 3 stars
Fangoria presents
"Mindwarp "
starring Bruce Campbell and Angus Scrimm
*The Dig Dug Have Eyes. A MMORPG, and at risk teen PSA, for the Sega CD generation.* 3 stars
Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace"
'The Apes of Wrath'
*We were young, we were physically fit, and we were challenging logic.*
3 stars
"42nd Street Forever"
*'Golden Age of Porn' film trailers.* 3 stars
TV Carnage
"A Sore for Sighted Eyes" 3 stars
Roger Corman's NEW WORLD PICTURES
"The Arena" starring Pam Grier 3 stars
Masters of Horror
John Landis presents
"Family" starring George Wendt
*A "Master of Horror" shouldn't use sketchy cgi.* 2 1/2 stars
"The Crazy Dave Tape 1"
*Italians have the best weddings, kay!?* 2 stars
"The Beast that Killed Women"
*Actual nudists are more scary than a guy in a gorilla suit.*
1 1/2 stars
The Asylum presents
"I Am Omega"
*Asylum movies are never aesthetically pleasing, but at least this one doesn't
have cheap CGI ghouls. Also,it doesn't hurt that this source material has already yielded three other good movies.* 2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"The Howling: 7 - New Moon Rising"
*An Aussie Tommy Wiseau's honky tonk lycanthrope.* 1 star
Masters of Horror
Richard Matheson and Tobe Hooper present
their version of Ambrose Bierce's "The Damned Thing"
*Black Gold* 2 1/2 stars
"American Ninja"
starring Michael Dudikoff
*Rebel without a set of pajamas* 3 stars
TV Carnage
"A Rich Tradition of Magic"
*Where's the Terrance and Phillip, buddy?* 2 1/2 stars
I'm Alan Partridge
"Basic Alan"
*That close to being infamous.* 3 stars
Rifftrax - "Viva Knievel!"
*Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia!*
3 stars with riffing 2 without
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Godzilla vs. Monster Zero"
*The visitors from Planet X are buttnoids. Crank up the Slim Whitman.* 2 1/2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
and special guests
SCTV's Count Floyd and USA UP All NIGhT's Rhonda Shear
John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness"
*We've only just begun to live* 3 stars
rifftrax presents
Star Wars: Episode 1
"The Phantom Menace"
*Pod Racing belongs on ESPN 8*
2 stars with riffing 1 star without
Kolchak, The Nightstalker
"Firefall"
*Grisley Candleabra* 3 stars
"Satanis, The Devil's Mass"
*If you're going to San Fran Cisco... be sure to visit the Church of Satan. They seem pretty down to earth aside from their pretentiousness.* 2 1/2 stars
"Alligator" 1980
starring Robert Forster
*Police seek to punish society for their own illicit desires. / Freud. See you later, alligator. / Jung* 3 stars
X Files "One Breath" 2 1/2 stars
"Creepshow 2"
*'The Raft' felt like a Junji Ito manga.* 3 stars
rifftrax presents
"Breaker Breaker"
starring Chuck Norris
*Shanghai'd? Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Keep on truckin!*
3 stars with riffing 2 1/2 without
retard o tron mixtape vol 3
*less mtv's ridiculousness more internet retardedness*
either zero stars or 2 1/2 stars
"Mortal Kombat: Annihilation"
*Toasty! Grilled cheese.* 2 stars
rifftrax with Mike Nelson
and special guest Weird Al
"Jurassic Park"
3 plus stars with riffing 3 without
Hammer Films
"The Blood Beast Terror"
*Heavy handed with the Mary Shelley* 2 1/2 stars
2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2 Tokyo Drift 3 stars
"Beach Babes from Beyond"
starring Sylvester and Frank Stallone's mom,
Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez's uncle,
Adam West's Robin, Burt Ward,
John Travolta's brother Joey,
plus Linnea Quigley
*Daytona Beach, California. DUH!* 2 1/2 stars
rifftrax presents
Patrick Swayze's "Roadhouse"
a Mike Nelson solo
*The pilot for John Taffer's Bar Rescue*
3 plus stars with riffing 3 stars without
Buster Keaton's "The Scarecrow"
*We got married in a fever* 3 stars
"Grizzly" 1976
*Why didn't they just arm everyone with grenade launchers to begin with?* 3 stars
Joe Bob's Summer School
with special guest Roddy Piper
"Immortal Combat"
*Meg Foster as an evil dragon lady, Sony Chiba as the old dog cop with a samurai sword, Tiny Lister as a gorilla with a heart of gold, and Hot Rod himself as the happy go lucky hero, plus some goofy looking bodybuilders turned into mindless karate warriors by Mayan voodoo.* 2 1/2 stars
"Next of Kin"
ozploitation
*Can you hear the thunder? - Men At Work*
3 stars
"Retard-o-tron mixtape vol 1"
*can't tell if they're celebrating all the 'xtreme' sports crap as cool or not* zero stars and or 2 1/2 stars
rifftrax presents
"The Room"
*Tommy Wiseau tossing around the football with
Crow and Tom Servo.*
3 plus stars with riffing 3 without
monstervision with joe bob briggs
Larry Cohen's "It's Alive"
*This would make Nancy Grace's brain melt and pour out of her huge nostrils.* 3 stars
Garth Marenghi's "Dark Place"
'Skipper the Eyechild' 3 stars
The Simpsons - Trick or Treehouse -
Heaven & Hell
"Bart's Soul" plus "Lisa the Skeptic"
*Classics* 3 stars
"Creature"
featuring a pervy Klaus Kinski
*This Alien ripoff even has its own Ripley rip off* 3 stars
I'm Alan Partridge
"Watership Alan"
*"Can you make pornography come on my tele, please?"* 3 stars
"Scream and Scream Again"
Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Peter CUshing, Judy Dench
*Deep fried BladeRunner* 2 1/2 stars
Joe Bob's Summer School UFO Studies 666
with special guest Anne Francis of
"Forbidden Planet"
also starring Leslie Nielson
*To thine ownself be cruel* 3 stars
Georgina Spelvin
"The Devil in Miss Jones"
*She sauntered through the mist unshackled by her veil.* 3 stars
The Hitchhiker
"When Morning Comes" 3 stars
Twin Peaks
"Checkmate"
*Great monolouge at DEAD DOG by Michael Parks about Agent Cooper and the trippy bizarre ending saved the episode* 3 stars
Luis Bunuel's "The Young One"
*Sorghum sweet* 3 stars
"Run! Bitch Run!"
*Syfy presents
Rube Zombie's "RapeNado: The Revenge"* 1 star
Roger Corman's "Swamp Women"
*Dirty, desperate dames.* 3 stars
Commander USA's Groovie Movies
"The Unseen"
*Creepy incest brother sister upstairs, mongoloid manbaby killer in the cellar,
Guess Jeans / Vagisil model houseguest victims* 2 1/2 stars
X Files
"3"
*Gen X blood fetishes are Xtremely pretentious.*
2 1/2 stars
Pee Wee's pick
"Nurse Nancy" xxx
*not worth going to jail over, but i support pee wee and his pee pee.*
2 stars
Ken Russell's film of
"The Devils" 3 stars
Udo Kier in "Spermula"
*nookie kryptonite* 2 1/2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Future Hunters"
*The liquid metal terminator was in a Fillipino ripoff of MadMax / Raiders of the Lost Ark / Enter the Dragon / Rambo / Die Hard / Return of the Jedi / Treasure Island / Amazon Women / and Terminator before he was even in James Cameron's T2.* 3 stars
"Hotel Paradise"
*The loins of liberty.* 3 stars
John Holmes as
Johnny Wadd
in "Blonde Fire" 2 1/2 stars
Stanley Kubrick's
"Barry Lyndon"
*History is made by the scoundrels.*
3 stars
Joe Bob's Summerschool
with a special guest hollywood workout instructor
and the feature film
"Conan the Barbarian"
*Fitness fads for yuppies from the Ally McBeal & Friends era adds nothing to the experience of trying to watch a sword and sorcery adventure movie.
TNT stinks.* 3 stars for the movie zero for the TNT stuff
"Meatballs 3: Rudy's Big Challenge"
special appearance by a younger Shannon Tweed
*every time a bell rings a nerd pops his cherry. ding a ling*
2 1/2 stars
Roger Corman presents
"Suburbia"
a film by Penelope spheeris
*"Have you hugged your kid, today?" Flea*
3 stars
Monstervision with Joe BoB Briggs
"The Road Warrior"
*Wheeling in a wasteland wonderland* 3 stars
Jules Verne's "The Mysterious Island"
special FX by Ray Haryhausen
3 stars
David Cronenberg's "The Fly"
*Brilliant bug out* 3 stars
Russell Simmons presents
Abel Ferrara's "The Addiction"
*Hip half-dead histrionics* 1/2 a star
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
Children of the Corn 2 "The Final Sacrifice"
*Corn nut children's cult, contaminated corn crop conspiracy, cantakerous old crows, corny cgi.* 2 stars
Mario Bava's
"Planet of Vampires"
*Feels like a similar universe to Prometheus and Alien.*
3 stars
"The Monkey Hu$tle"
*Pot meat and greens* 2 1/2 stars
Amber Lynn in
"Amber Aroused"
*That weird period of time after Return of the Jedi when R2 palled around with Ron Jeremy.* 3 stars
"Maniac" 1934
*billy goat curse* 3 stars
John Carpenter presents "Bodybags"
*The Gas Station 2 1/2 stars
Hair 2 1/2 stars
Eye 3 stars*
"Five Bloody Graves"
*fatalist western*
2 1/2 stars
USA UP ALL NIGHT with Rhonda shear
plus 90s commercials
"Shocker"
*Charles Lee Ray The Lawnmower Man on Elm Street walks The Green Mile*
1 1/2 stars
"Nightmare Beach"
starring John Saxon and Michael Parks
*Scorcher*
3 stars
Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace"
'Hell Hath Fury'
*A punch and judy* 3 stars
I'm Alan Partridge
"Alan Attraction"
*You're sacked* 3 stars
MST3K presents
"Quest of the Delta Knights"
*Davinci Archimede gobbledy*
2 STARS with spoofing 1 1/2 without
John Waters'
"Polyester"
*Odorous* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Ghoulies"
*A big creepy house is not a home without a few demonic munchkins running about.* 2 1/2 stars
Twin Peaks
"The Black Widow" 2 1/2 stars
"The Devonsville Terror"
featuring Donald Pleasance
*Pilgrims' Unrest* 3 stars
Shannon Tweed in "Nightfire"
*Horses, hot-tubs, and handguns.* 2 1/2 stars
George Romero presents
Tales from the Darkside
"The Circus"
*Jaundiced critique of bonafide mystique.* 3 stars
John Carpenter's "Vampires"
featuring James Woods as your Peter Cushing Van Helsing type, a pudgy Danny Baldwin as his hung over looking assistant, and Laura Palmer as a Lucy Westerena 3 stars
"Shakes, The Clown"
*There's a tear in my beer. It's called Pathos.* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Embrace of the Vampire"
*Coffee house Bram Stoker. Bit more sweet than bitter*
starring Alyssa Milano and the guy from Spandau Ballet
2 stars
Troma's
"Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy"
*"The bored slowdance of those who've done everything"*
1 1/2 stars
The Hitchhiker
"Best Shot"
*Jackass yuppies* 3 stars
"The Blob" 80s remake
*Gives Carpenter's "The Thing" a run for its money.*
3 stars
Dr. Who
*fourth doctor*
"The Sontaran Experiment"
*Humpty Dumpty's Empire had a great fall.* 3 stars
"Hell High" 1989
*When green sliming someone goes horribly wrong.* 3 stars
rifftrax
"reefer madness"
*smoke pot just once and you'll wind up on trial for MURDER!*
2 stars with riffing 1 1/2 without
Fred Olen Ray's
"Dinosaur Island"
*topless cave chicks, hot springs hot tubs, & T-Rex terror*
3 stars
"Flash Fire"
starring Tom Skerritt
*Slow burner about watching your dream go up in smoke.*
3 stars
"Nude for Satan"
*Hotel Californication*
1 1/2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
Friday the 13th: Part 6
"Jason Lives"
*A strawberry jelly donut with the filling sucked out by vampire censors.*
2 1/2 stars
Commander UsA's Groovie Movies
"Blade Master"
starring Miles O'Keeffe aka Tarzan as Ator
*Stone Age Man say NO NUKES!* 1 1/2 stars
Troma's
"War"
*LOST meets Rambo meets SouthPark*
3 stars
"Kongo" 1932
*Fiendin' for bad juju* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
Tobe Hooper's "Funhouse"
*Why buy the (2-headed) cow (a wedding ring) when you can get the milk
(and nookie) fer free?* 3 stars
Mermaid Man, Ernest Borgnine
and The Crow, Brandon Lee
team up for
"Laser Mission"
*Easy going espionage* 2 stars
Marilyn Chambers in
"Behind The Green Door"
1 star up until the trippy money shot sequence and 3 stars for everything including it and after
Tales from the Crypt
"Judy, You're Not Yourself Today."
*Witchy Wife Swap* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
Gene Roddenberry's "Genesis 2"
*Idiocracy of the Demolition Man in Futurama*
2 1/2 stars
X Files
"Ascension"
guest starring Steve Railsback
3 stars
Udo Kier in
"Mark of the Devil"
*Stupid Superstition* 3 stars
Rifftrax
"Wickerman" remake
*Un-Cage'd WOMYN of Silent Hill... erm Isle.*
2 1/2 stars with riffing 1 1/2 stars without
Stuart Gordon's "Fortress"
starring Christopher Lambert & Kurtwood Smith
*Andy Duframe is preggers with an Apple I-baby.*
3 stars
Something Weird Video presents
"Getting into Heaven" 2 1/2 stars
"Equinox" 1970
*Classic monster movie FX hootenanny and middle finger to SYFY.*
3 stars
Unsolved Mysteries with Robert stack
*Fat, invalid husband's embezzling wife vanishes with kids, suspect son's mom murdered in car at carson city casino, custody dispute and walmart disappearance, crazy canadian's strange death in states, shot on a desolate road by mysterious man in a black pickup truck, kroq confess your crime joke segment goes horribly wrong with a grim call in that turns out to be a big hoax,
reconstructing the image of a long dead jane doe murder victim*
2 stars
"Deranged"
*Folksy necromancy* 3 stars
I'm Alan Partridge
"A Room with an Alan"
*The original Stephen Colbert character.* 3 stars
Fred Olen Ray's
"Bikini Airways"
*The Skanky Skies* 2 stars
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Once Upon a Beginning
*"The most significant televidual event since Quantum Leap."*
3 stars
Director's Cut of
Highlander 2
"The Quickening"
*A unicorn with a flying v guitar around its neck and its ass hanging out the back of a Hummer stretch limo teetering over the edge of a volcano and shitting half digested Ben Franklin(S).* 1 1/2 stars
Frank Henenlotter's
"Bad Biology"
*Imagine Georgia O'Keefe scissoring Slim Shady, Wu Tang's ODB, Biz Markie, and Eazy E.* 3 stars
Commander USA's Groovie Movies
"The Psychotronic Man"
*Floyd 'The Barber' gets all Criss Angel 'Mindfreak.'*
1/2 a star
Joe Bob's Summer School
*Advanced Primate Studies*
"Escape from the Planet of the Apes"
*Joe Bob's theory on the proliferation of dumb people, by studying them at walmart, being an evolutionary necessity might have influenced Mike Judge
a little in making his movie "Idiocracy."*
2 1/2 stars... needs more apes
"Gator Bait"
*Red on the head, fire in the (w)hole.* 3 stars
"TUrkey Shoot"
starring Steve Railsback
*So-ciety, yer spiteful, indeed.* 3 stars
Roger Corman presents
"Forbidden World"
*Dingwhopper* 3 stars
Dario Argento presents
"The Church"
*Go now you've been set free. Like a real reptile.* 2 1/2 stars
"Night Eyes"
starring Tanya Roberts and Andrew Stevens
*bohunk bodyguard, voyeur, and lover.*
2 1/2 stars
Rifftrax
Joel Schumacher's "Batman & Robin"
*Smug George Clooney versus sardonic Mike Nelson.*
2 stars with riffing 1 star without
"Madhouse"
starring Vincent Price
*Queer regret.* 3 stars
Disney's
"Secrets of Pirates Inn"
2 1/2 stars
William Friedkin's
"To Live and Die in L.A."
*Angels with dirty faces.* 3 stars
Linda Blair in "Hell Night"
*Hazing. Heavy petting. Horror hijinx. Haunted Mansion. Hills Have Eyes type heavies.* 3 stars
Joe Bob's Hollywood
Saturday Night
"Nair WitcH" segments
*Less bad 3's Company sitcom humor attempts by TNT. More hillbilly horror afficiando featuring just Joe Bob.* and the feature movie presentation
"Child's Play 2"
*I remember Siskel being really bothered by these movies,
because the victim of all the horror was a child.*
3 stars
"Street Trash"
*The rot gut and rough hewn.* 3 stars
George Romero presents
Tales from the Darkside
"Beetles" 2 1/2 stars
H. Gordon Lewis'
"Scum of the Earth"
*Sleazoids use blackmail to get unfortunate women to pose nekkid.*
2 1/2 stars
Mario Bava's
"Hatchet for the Honeymoon" 2 1/2 stars
"Blood Beach"
*Jaws wannabe with a tv movie amount of action and fx.*
2 1/2 stars
"Red Hill"
*Aussie High Plains Drifter* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"The Fog"
*John Carpenter's Sunken Starship 'We Built This City on Lepers' Gold'*
3 stars
"Caligula"
*Grotesque gods of gore and genital glorification." 3 stars
Brian Depalma's
"Dressed to Kill"
*Hitchcock in high heels.* 3 stars
MST3K "Zombie Nightmare"
starring Adam West, Thor, and Tia Carrere
3 stars with spoofing 2 without
Abel Ferrara's "China Girl"
*ramen with marinara" 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"The Kiss"
*kill your kin and live again*
3 stars
Brian Yuzna's
"Bride of Re-Animator"
*Arkham affordable care extends into the afterlife.*
3 stars
X Files
"Duane Barry"
guest starring Steve Railsback
3 stars
Wonderful World of Disney
"The Ghost of Cypress Swamp"
starring Vic Morrow
3 stars
"Infested" aka "Ticks"
*Clint Howard, Carlton, seth Green, and one of the Bosom Buddies.
Great casting. Great creature fx.*
3 stars
Commander USA's Groovie Movies
"The Abominable Snowman"
starring Forest Tucker and Peter Cushing
*Ra's al Ghul not believe in yeti and no should you. capiche?*
2 stars
"Elvira, Mistress of the Dark"
*Wayne's World with two bigger boobs.* 3 stars
Herschell Gordon Lewis presents
"Something Weird"
hosted by Joe Bob Briggs
*Be square and unaware. There's no truth out there.*
1 star
Twin Peaks "Masked Ball"
*David Duchovny as Denise the DEA agent.* 3 stars
"The Rapture"
starring Mimi Rogers
*Filling the void or avoiding the fill.* 3 stars
"cut throats nine"
*Manly spaghetti westerns were often dubbed with the same silly irreverence as sissy boy animes would end up with.* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"The Ultimate Warrior"
starring Yul Brynner and Max Von Sydow
*Stone Cold Mr. Clean against the tomato raiders.* 3 stars
Umberto Lenzi's
"Eaten Alive"
*Jonestown massacre and weenie roast.*
either 3 stars or zero stars for tasteless cruelty.
"Nipples and Palm Trees"
*It's Always Horny in California... and depressing"
2 1/2 stars
Hammer Films'
"The Brides of Dracula" 3 stars
Joe Bob's Hollywood Saturday Night Hollywood Halloween
in search of the "Nair Witch" segments
*TNT tried to ruin Monstervision by taking Joe Bob out of the trailer park.*
and the feature movie
Brian Depalma's "Carrie"
*John Travolta at his manprettiest saying "Git'r done"as he slaughters a pig.*
3 stars
Tales from the Crypt
"Came the Dawn"
*Brooke Shields is bland and boring in everything she does.*
2 1/2 stars
David Cronenberg's "Rabid"
starring Marilyn Chambers
*I drink your maple syrup. I eat your Canadian bacon.* 3 stars
Stuart Gordon's
"The Inquisitor"
starring Lance Henriksen
*Mercy Me. I can only imagine." 3 stars
Doctor Who (the fourth doctor)
"The Ark in Space"
starring Tom Baker
*Animal crackers in my celestial soup.* 3 stars
"Talk Dirty To Me One More Time"
featuring Harry Reems
2 stars
Monstervision with Joe BoB Briggs
Wes Craven's "Swamp Thing"
starring Adrienne Barbeau*
"Run through the jungle." Creedence Clearwater Revival.*
3 stars
The Hitchiker
"Secret Ingredient" 3 stars
Cannon films presents
"River of Death"
*Michael Dudikoff's Frank Miller style narration.*
3 stars
William Lustig's
"Maniac Cop"
*Introduce a little anarchy.*
3 stars
Ken Russell's
"The Lair of the White Worm"
*I kept expecting Dylan Moran, Simon Pegg, and The Cure to show up.*
2 1/2 stars
Todd Solondz "Happiness"
*This Robert Altman shit depresses me.*
either zero stars or three
Joe Bob's SummerSchool presents
"Conan: The Destroyer"
*Hannah Montana wants Arnold and his pecs to teach her sex, but Shaquille O'Neal has agreed to satisfy evil queen Nancy Grace's lust for virginal sacrifice.
Also a big Amazon lady, an Oriental magician, the trusty imp, and this ancient horned dragon god.* 3 stars
Are you afraid of the dark?
"Tale of Vampire Town"
*Corey Feldman's cousin's parents try to be understanding about their son's
need to cosplay and roleplay as Wesley Snipes' character Blade.*
2 1/2 stars
Lucio Fulci's "Zombi 2"
*The only shelter on cursed islands is some rickety shack. Spanish explorers never fully decompose. Sharks don't like it, when a zombie is the one doing the biting.* 3 stars
Mario Bava's
"Black Sunday"
*Cedric the Entertainer, bo bo slayer?
Tyler Perry's Black Sunday.
TBS very unfunny.*
3 stars
"Humongous"
*Quaint little slasher.* 3 stars
Roger Corman's
"Creature from the Haunted Sea"
*Clever and kooky.*
3 stars
Commander USA Groovy Movies presents
(edited for tv yet still disturbing)
David Cronenberg's "The Brood"
featuring Oliver Reed
*No more psycho trauma hatched monkeys jumping on the bed*
3 stars
George Romero presents
Tales from the Darkside
Harlan Ellison's
"Djinn, No Chaser"
guest genie Kareem Abdul Jabar
1 1/2 stars
Frank Henenlotter's
"Frankenhooker"
*Hetero Dahmer with a hooker's heart of gold.* 3 stars
"Bad Boy Bubby"
*more disturbing than dogtooth and just as morbidly humorous. crocodile dundee in the 4th dimension* either zero stars or 3 stars
MST3K presents "Devil Fish"
*more boring than the already boring reality show
Deadliest Catch.*
2 stars with spoofing 1 without
"Loose Screws: Screwballs 2"
*Not as good as the original, but still a lot of fun.*
3 stars
Roger Corman presents
"The Dunwich Horror"
starring Dean Stockwell
*The old ones and the young ones.* 3 stars
"The Song Remains the Same"
*The concert is mesmerizing. The art film moments are interesting. The backstage footage / incidents are boring. The personal life stuff is curious and a little dull. Where are the groupies being fed to sharks and black magic rituals?* 2 1/2 stars
Monstervision with host Joe Bob Briggs
and special guest Linnea Quigley
"Return of the Living Dead"
*These are the zombies that crave brains, not every zombie does that like some so called horror fans mistakenly think.* 3 stars
X Files
"Sleepless"
guest starring Tony Todd
*Get out of my dreams. Get into my car, Agent Scully.*
3 stars
Something Weird Video presents
"My Secret Life"
*Like Downton Abbey with Game of Thrones amount of uncut penis.* 2 stars
"Elvira's Haunted Hills"
*Crumbling castle, medieval torture, musical numbers, and cleavage comedy.*
2 1/2 stars
Unsolved Mysteries
with Robert Stack
*Gangbuster's sketchy suicide, aspiring chef's breakdowns and disappearance,
topless bar waitress's jealous boyfriend and disappearance, unexplained death of astate trooper possibly by killer hippies, a strange soldier's secretive business and permanent awol, a nice church lady helps her prison penpal boyfriend escape and disappear, middle aged mama's boys chizophrenic wrongly convicted and later proved innocent* 3 stars
Abel Ferrara's
"Ms. 45 - Angel of Vengeance"
*You say it best, when you say nothing at all.*
3 stars
Mario Bava's
"Hercules in the Haunted World"
with Christopher Lee as a Cthullu worshipping necromancer *Long expired eye candy.* 3 stars
"Humanoids from the Deep"
featuring Vic Morrow
*The horniest catch.* 3 stars
Are You Afraid of the Dark
"The Tale of the Frozen Ghost"
starring Melissa Joan Hart
*I'm cold.* 3 stars
The Hitchhiker
*Hit and RUn* 2 1/2 stars
George Romero presents
Tales from the Darkside
"The Family Reunion"
starring Patricia Tallman and Stephen MacHattie
3 stars
"Death Spa"
*Awe, fuck this computer shit* 3 stars
Richard Linklater's
"Bernie"
starring Jack Black
*Little pink caskets for you and me.*
3 stars
Joe Bob's SummerSchool
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure
"written by Phil Hartman, scored by Danny Elfman, and Directed by Tim Burton
*Tex Avery would like this movie.* 3 stars
James Gunn and Llody Kaufman present
"Tromeo and Juliet" 2 1/2 stars
Tom Hanks presents
Tales from the Crypt
"None but the Lonely Heart"
starring Treat Williams
3 stars
USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear
"Screwball Academy"
*A director gets to heaven. He's told he'll be making a movie. Michaelangelo will be designing the sets and Beethoven composing the score. He asks who his leading lady will be. The angel Gabriel says, "That's just thething. God has this girlfriend..."* 2 stars
Russ Meyer presents
"The Immoral Mr. Teas"
*Narrated by Trey Parker of South Park. You'd almost swear it.*
3 stars
"Nightmare in Badham County"
*The Rifleman captures women for Mr. Brady's torture plantation.
"When you die, they're going to have to beat your mouth to death with a stick."*
3 stars
Jess Franco's
"Faceless"
*He used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.*
2 1/2 stars
Twin Peaks
'Dispute Between Brothers'
*A green butt skunk... ACES.* 3 stars
Jeff Lieberman's
"Just Before Dawn"
*So picturesque, you'll be seeing double.*
3 stars
Tennessee Williams'
"Baby Doll"
featuring Eli Wallach
*She sho grow'd up*
3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Beyond Thunderdome"
*Elderly Beyonce exiles Bret Hitman Hart to Never Never Land.*
2 1/2 stars
"Black Roses"
*Poetry loving cool teacher tries to save his students from a satanic Winger concert.* 2 stars
Ken Russell and The Who present
"Tommy - A Rock Opera"
*Reach out and touch faith.* 3 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Damnation Alley"
*The A Team travels across the Cursed Earth.*
2 1/2 stars
"The Sword and the Sorcerer"
starring Richard Lynch
*Atari Game of Thrones* 3 stars
"The Sentinel"
Chris Sarandon is "legion"
*Who lynches the Watchmen?*
3 stars
Dial 'N' for Nikki
*Crank Yankers*
1 star
Abel Ferrara's
"Driller Killer"
*Depraved Demo tape. hipsters worse than homeless bums*
2 1/2 stars
"The Nest"
*Eccentric seaside town. Blood thirsty pest.*
3 stars
H.P. Lovecraft's
"The Unnameable"
*Arkham Animal House by the Cemetery*
2 1/2 stars
Tales from the Crypt
"The Third Pig"
*Bobcat Goldthwait shrills some ryhming skills*
1 1/2 stars
Alex Cox's
"Straight to Hell"
*featuring some ugly actors and musicians. A young Courtney Love included.
Dirty Old Town* 2 1/2 stars
"Blood Diner"
featuring Sheba Jackson
*In the tradition of Blood Feast*
3 stars
MST3K presents
Ed Wood's "Bride of the Monster"
*''One time, I bit into a cold tator tot''*
3 stars with spoofing... maybe a 3 without maybe less
Dr. Who
"Robot"
starring 4th doctor Tom Baker
*Prince Albert (Einstein) in a can.* 3 stars
"Trancers"
*The time 1985. The place Los Angeles. My partner's Helen Hunt. I'm Jack Deth.* 3 stars
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
"Tale of the Lunar Locusts"
*Green Eyed Monster*
2 stars
Elvira presents
"Killers from Space"
*Hal Jordan (or was it Bruce Banner?) gets all bug eyed about space invaders and not even the smooth satisfaction of smoking can swerve him.* 1 1/2 stars
X Files
"Blood"
*I"m afraid of America. I'm afraid of the world. I'm afraid I can't help it.* 3 stars
"Willard"
starring Bruce Davison and Ernest Borgnine
*"He's an extrovert. He just shows it inside."*
3 stars
The Hitchhiker
"The Miracle of Alice Ames"
guest starring Joe Pantoliano
*Love the sinner, for her priest is her pimp.*
3 stars
"Helter Skelter"
Jeremy Davies
*Taking seriously hippies taking scripture literally*
2 stars
"Race with the Devil"
starring Warren Oates and Peter Fonda
*I'm getting too old for this shit... Warren Oates said it before Danny Glover*
3 stars
MST3k "The Final Sacrifice"
*Raiders of the Lost Moose Lodge*
2 stars, eh... with spoofing 1 1/2 without
Tales from the Darkside
"Ursa Minor" 2 1/2 stars
Brass Eye
"Animals"
*Grinning like a possum.* 3 stars
H.G. Wells' "Island of Lost Souls"
*Are we not men? Or at least beasts in khakis?* 3 stars
Roger Corman and James Cameron present
"Galaxy of Terror" 3 stars
Fred Dekker's
"Night of the Creeps"
starring Tom Atkins
*Thrilled Me* 3 stars
"The Northville Cememtery Massacre"
*'Rebels with a cause' angst. you'll hate your local community. I sure as hell hate mine.* 3 stars
"Five on the Blackhand Side"
*Woe is them who can not swim, Jim... A few laughs but mostly preachy and dull.* 1/2 star
"the amazing mr. no legs"
*He was a terrible person/torso.*
2 stars
Joe Bob's Drive In
"Bedroom Eyes 2"
featuring Wings Hauser and Linda Blair
*convuluted covorting*
2 1/2 stars
Terry Zwigoff's
"Crumb"
*Awkward Vibrations. Voluptous fixations.*
3 stars
Russ Meyer's
"Eve and the Handy Man" 2 1/2 stars
William Friedkin's
"Killer Joe"
*He told me I needed teachin on muh Kung Fu...question: Would you let matthew McConaughey fuck your sister if it meant he'd kill your mother?*
3 stars
brian yuzna's
"society"
*i wanna share this with all the sanctimonious stepford wives who were always trying to show me how SAW had something to say* 3 stars
''innocent taboo''
starring porche lynn and peter north
*john oates' blood, sugar, sex, black magick. a tragedy in so many acts.*
2 stars
''curse of the queerwolf''
*mr. smallbutt never did anything like this before*
2 1/2 stars
tales from the crypt presents
fred dekker's
"lower berth"
3 stars
usa up all night with rhonda shear
'cemetery high'
*softcore nudity. hardcore stupidity.*
1 1/2 stars
linda blair and linnea quigley in
"savage streets"
*'beat it' / 'love is a battlefield' era troubled youth*
3 stars
alex cox's
"repo man"
*love & rockets*
3 stars
alex cox's
"walker"
starring ed harris
3 stars
"ironmaster" 1983
*guns don't kill people (yet) as the Ice Age is just thawing.* 3 stars
mst3
kroger corman's
"the undead"
*smug man's folly*
2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without
the hitchhiker
'the legendary billy b.'
starring kirstie alley, andy summers of the police, and brad dourif
2 1/2 stars
monstervision with joe bob briggs
"beastmaster 2: through the portal of time"
*"once, two fresh princes of tattooine stood before you" - so sayeth the spin doctors* 1 1/2 stars
''long john silver'' 1954
*sometimes them that quotes the bible have less bible in their hearts than those that don't* 2 1/2 stars
commander usa's groovie movies
''the alligator people''
featuring lon chaney jr
2 1/2 stars
"Miami COnnection"
*Right there with Troll 2 and The Room*
3 stars
USA Up All Night
"Return of the Killer Tomatoes"
2 stars
USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear
"Waitress"
3 stars
USA Up All Night
"Virgin High"
2 1/2 stars
"American Babylon" xxx
2 1/2 stars
USA Up All Night
"Slammer Girls"
2 1/2 stars
USA Up All Night
"Beach Balls"
2 1/2 stars
"Killer Workout"
3 stars
sam peckinpah's "cross of iron"
*"the bitch that bore him is back in heat"*
3 stars
Joe D'Amato's
"Erotic Nights of the Living Dead"
*What does it say when a film with this much wang and poontang is more eerie and unsettling than most current horror attempts?* 3 stars
USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear
"Wild Malibu Weekend"
*In the 90s, before internet porn videos, there was a time when hot babes in bikinis on late night cable was all a horny teenage guy needed.*
2 stars
USA Up All Night
"Sweet Sugar"
2 1/2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"My Boyfriend's Back"
*ahead of its time horror romantic comedy*
2 1/2 stars
Joe Bob's Drive In
"Montenegro"
2 stars
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"It! The Terror from Beyond Space"
3 stars
commander usa's groovie movies
"Vampire's Coffin"
1 1/2 stars
MST3k
"Escape 2000"
not steve railsback movie
2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without
"Fast Food"
*Jim Varney aka 'Ernest goest to' a lot of trouble to keep what should be a raunchy sex comedy pg 13.* 2 stars
Troma's
"Class of Nukem High"
3 stars
"Howling 3: The Marsupials"
*Takes a strange trip into Alex Haley's Roots territory.*
2 stars
Troma's
"Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead"
*They should show this in sex education class. It would stop kids from fornicating and eating fast food.*
3 stars
MST3k
"Squirm"
*Hicksploiting and skin-crawling.*
3 stars with spoofing 2 1/2 without
MST3k
"Angels Revenge"
*Cheap Charlie's Angels clone with exploitation movie violent action and an after school special theme of drugs are bad for the youth.*
2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without
"The Night Visitor"
starring Max von Sydow
*meticulously nail biting*
3 stars
MST3k
"Time of the Apes"
"Oriental Planet of the Apes wannabe with annoying child dubbing and shoestring budget fx and entertainment value.*
1 1/2 stars with spoofing 1/2 star without
"Devil Hunter"
*Bug eyed cannibal god craves tender white flesh.*
2 1/2 stars
"Voodo Black Exorcist"
*Brendan Fraser's 'The Mummy' set on 'The Love Boat'*
2 stars
"Rocktober Blood"
*Ugly piggy faced metal lead singer who can hold a note til it pierces flesh and can hold his victims hostage, on stage, and force them to perform with the power of Satanic Rock.* 2 1/2 stars
"Scary Movie" 1991
starring Saul Star from Deadwood
*If the title is read correctly as being in quotes, then the movie is pretty much summed up. The horror isn't the horror of the killer on the loose / haunted house setting, it's the mind's breaking point producing such terrible results leading to horrific consequences.*
3 stars
"Vice Squad"
featuring Wings Hauser
*Out on the streets for a living.. black diamond...*
3 stars
"The Outing"
*A mallrat 80s teen thinks she's alone now for a night in the museum with her main squeeze, and her best pals, but her jealous and dangerous ex plus his buddy along with an evil genie in a bottle tries to rub her the wrong way.*
2 1/2 stars
Ken Russell's
"Gothic"
*hysterical liberation in the romantic sense.*
3 stars
MSt3k
"Werewolf"
featuring the Tommy Wisseau trio of actors
2 1/2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without
MST3k
"Kitten with a Whip"
*Moral politicians and sinful youth. Laughable.*
3 stars with spoofing 2 1/2 without
"The Burning Hell"
*Religious scare film. Unintentional exploitation classic.
2 1/2 stars
Troma
"Redneck Zombies"
*The one guy who had to take a swig of whiskey no matter the horror or urgency of the situation... it got me everytime.*
2 1/2 stars
"W.W. and the Dixie Dance Kings"
*The great almost unheard of Smoky and the Bandit prequel*
3 stars
MST3k
"Hobgoblins"
*It's like some producer saw Gremlins and stole a costume shop's puppets and filmed this over a weekend at a few bland Los Angeles / nothin' happenin' locations.* 2 with spoofing 1 1/2 without
MSt3k
"Soultaker"
starring Charlie Sheen's uncle
*Southern Belle too dainty and flippish for afterlife.*
2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without
"Sorrority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl o Rama"
featuring Linnea Quigley
*Linnea is the likeable bad girl, as usual, and the evil genie puppet has a hilarious voice.* 2 1/2 stars
"Rollerblade The Movie"
*Stephen King's 'The Dark Tower'
if it were reimagined by the folks at Everything Is Terrible'*
1 1/2 stars
"Tourist Trap"
starring Chuck Connors
"Surreal Slasher"
3 stars
"Neon Maniacs"
*The Village People are sent to hell for their sinful ways and return as Cenobites to stalk spunky and square teens in the land of the Rice a Roni treat.* 2 1/2 stars
"A Coming of Angels" xxx
*Charlie's Angels stupid supblot, but it has an S & M sex slave dungeon and a nicely snowy, isolated setting.* 2 1/2 stars
"Pretty Peaches part 2" xxx
*Studs with a troubled past who get hired to look after a stable of horses owned by a wealthy, foreign cripple always get to stroke the suffering from lack of a sex life wife.* 2 1/2 stars
"Neon Nights" xxx
*Follow the yellow brick road or ride it in a van with swingers.*
3 stars
MST3k
"It lives by Night"
*It sucks by day or night.*
2 stars with spoofing 1 without
Are you Afraid of the Dark
"The Tale of the Dead Man's Float"
*There is an existential dread that comes with that coming of age trial of learning to swim.* 3 stars
Commander USA's Groovie Movies
"Maiko"
*A bitter beachbum loses his grip on humanity / empathy for land lubbers.*
2 1/2 stars
"Dance of the Damned"
*If Stefanie Meyer penned an uninentionally funny skinemax flick in 1993*
2 stars
"The Blood on Satan's Claws"
*Blaming the devil for a bad seed from an old harvest.*
3 stars
Lucio Fulci's
"The Beyond"
*Lousianna Fricasseed Corpses*
3 stars
"Randy the Electric Lady"
*Ballsdeep Bride of Frankenstein.*
2 1/2 stars
"Stiff Competition" xxx
*Dick sucking "comes" with its own reward. No blue ribbon needed, but maybe a blue bib.* 3 stars
"new wave hookers" xxx
*Bitches in heat over Flock of Seagulls.*
2 stars
"Surrender in Paradise" xxx
*Women are needy castaways.*
2 1/2 stars
Commander USA's Groovie Movies
'The Devil's Gift'
3 stars
"Kingdom of Spiders"
starring William Shatner
*When Shatner is accepted as the cowboy archetype, hell will spit up its plague upon us.* 3 stars
Oliver Stone's
"Seizure"
*I feel sorry for Stone if his nightmares include Tattoo from Fantasy Island.*
3 stars
"Mortuary"
*Creepy, corpse abusin' Bill Paxton.*
3 stars
MST3k
"Deathstalker"
*Robin Hood types are always self absorbed asses.*
2 1/2 stars with spoofing. 2 without
Herschell Gordon Lewis'
"Blood Feast"
hosted by Joe Bob Briggs
*This is what should have happened to the lady who brought Edward Scissorhands home.* 2 1/2 stars
MST3k
"The Beginning of the End"
*Crickets on post-cards photograhed to be earth shattering, mind blowing horror. Now, it would be million dollar CGI, and it would still be terrible.*
2 stars with spoofing. 1 1/2 without
Are you Afraid of the Dark
"The Tale of the Badge"
*Badge as in evil humanoid badger of some lore.*
2 1/2 stars
WitchFinder General
starring Vincent Price
*Makes you wonder who was filling Joe McCarthy's pockets with gold coins.*
3 stars
Tobe Hooper's
"Spontaneous Combustion"
starring Brad Dourif
*A far less hokey Truman Show for the atomic era.*
3 stars
"Please Don't Eat My Mother"
*Kinky Shop of Horrors"
3 stars
"Wheeler aka Psycho from Texas"
*A feast of snakes.*
3 stars
MST3k
"the Creeping Terror"
*I wish GWAR would get sent back in time to the 50s, folks would be getting eaten by giant worm costume monsters -left and right.*
2 1/2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without
Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs
"Ghoulies 2"
*Pint-sized demonic ghouls just wanna have murderous fun at the carnival. What's so wrong with that?* 2 1/2 stars
Herschell Gordon Lewis'
"Suburban Roulette"
hosted by Joe Bob Briggs
*The sex taboos of the 60s seem so routine today.*
2 stars
"Rock n Roll Nightmare"
*Horrible hair metal croons. A plot twist M. Night would love. And some demonic finger puppets.* 2 stars
"There's Nothing Out There"
*Self aware horror movie done right. Usually, I hate when the 4th wall is broken, but when the hero swung from the boom mic, and no mention was made of why or he didn't look into the camera smugly to reference it afterward, I almost stood up and cheered for the clever absurdity.*
3 stars
Tell Them Johnny Wadd is here
starring John Holmes
3 stars
"I Drink Your Blood."
*Rabies pot pies. Yum.*
3 stars
"Midnight Ride"
starring Mark Hammil and Michael Dudikoff
*A live action Killing Joke with a Dark Knight in hot pursuit.*
3 stars
"Up the Creek" 1984
3 stars
The Twilight Zone
"Dead Run"
starring Steve Railsback
*Truly frightening because it turns the afterlife into a cold system full of the red tape and soullessness of an earthly existence.*
3 stars
Wonderful World of Disney
'Mr. Boogedy'
*I'm sure this pre-dates Beetlejuice, but it's similar, though blandly so and has that generic, hazy 80s suburbia Saturday afternoon tv feel about it.*
2 stars
"razorback"
*the outback is hog heaven for any horrific scenario.*
3 stars
mst3k
'parts: the clonus horror'
*Yuppie Bob Hope and Bob Dole types wanna make sure they can play 18 holes of golf for eternity at their country club of choice with a fresh new body every 80 years.* 2 1/2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without
"Dr. Giggles"
3 stars
"Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell"
3 stars
"Flesh Eating Mothers"
*It's a Jersey thing. STDs included.*
2 stars
MST3k
"Incredibly Strange Creatures..."
2 1/2 stars with spoofing 2 without
You Can't Do That On Television
"Nature"
3 stars
mtv's Buzzkill
"Sasquatch"
2 stars
black adder
'back and forth'
3 stars
are you afraid of the dark
'the tale of the dangerous soup'
2 1/2 stars
tales from the crypt
'people who live in brass hearses'
starring bill paxton and brad dourif
3 stars
tales from the dark side
'a serpent's tooth'
2 stars
the hitchhiker
'part of me'
3 stars
commander usa's groovie movies
'the children'
2 1/2 stars
UsA Saturday Nightmares
'Living Dolls'
3 stars
'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow'
Jeff Goldblum and Meg Foster
*I can picture Goldblum being lynched if he had lurched around awkwardly in Colonial times, and Meg would have been burned at the stake for those fiery eyes.* 3 stars
Linda Blair and the Unknown Comic in
"Night Patrol"
*The Unknown Comic is an acquired taste, but the movie is more decent than Police Academy.*
2 1/2 stars
"Hard Rock ZOmbies"
*Like Return of the Living Dead starring REO Speedwagon with a sprig of Springtime for Hitler and To Catch A Predator*
2 1/2 stars
monstervision with joe bob briggs
"The Devil's Rain"
*The heavy metal "sign of the Devil" works just as well on Shatner as the Vulcan death grip.*
2 1/2 stars
Rob Zombie's
"The Lords of salem"
starring Bruce Davidson, Meg Foster, and Sherri Moon Zombie's ass
*Dario Argento with a mullet, a foul mouth, and a dragon tattooed above his pubic hair.* 2 1/2 stars minus one whole star
mst3k
"the legend of boggy creek 2"
*Autumn in Arkansas equals SEC football with big, sweaty, hairy men or weekends in the woods with big, sweaty, hairy monsters and hillbillies.*
2 stars with spoofing 1 1/2 without
"the masque of red death"
starring vincent price
3 stars
"midnight offerings"
*feels like a haunted after school special*
3 stars
Elvira presents
"Charlie Boy"
2 1/2 stars
"Carman's Witch Invitation"
*Dr. Strange tries to seduce the spoken word evangelical white rapper
who was born without any "soul"*
1 star
"Let Me Die A Woman"
*Informative exploitation.*
1 star
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
"The Tale of the Curious Camera"
2 1/2 stars
"Bloodfreak"
*You ain't nothin' but a hounddog, you jive turkey.*
2 1/2 stars
Salute your Shorts
"Zeke The Plumber"
3 stars
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
"The Tale of the Whispering Walls"
3 stars
John Waters'
"Desperate Living"
*Tight assed towns or dirty communes?*
3 stars
Tobe Hooper's
"Eaten Alive"
*Don't cross graveyard shift weirdos. Is that so hard for people to comprehend?... Guard against the crocodiles out on America's lost highways.*
3 stars
Zack Snyder's
"Man of Steel"
*Superhero mass destruction sponsored by Sears.*
2 1/2 stars
Marvel's
"Thor"
*So glad that He-Man left ethereal Eternia, so that we could watch him fumble around Smallville staring awestruck at plain Jane Portman.*
2 1/2 stars
Marvel's
"The Avengers"
*I wish Hulk would smash Robert Downey Jr. like he did Loki.*
2 1/2 stars
monstervision with joe bob briggs
don coscarelli's
"The Beastmaster"
*Dungeon crawlin' and creature callin'*
3 stars
"erotic city"
starring amber lynn
*Glam and bam*
2 1/2 stars
"Calvaire" aka "The Ordeal"
*Tell me have you seen her?*
3 stars
"Night of the Bloody Apes"
*Needed some more lucha libre*
2 1/2 stars
Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack
*Paranoid brutha's harem, Redneck shipwreck, vegetable stand she devil*
3 stars
Russ Meyer's
"Beneath the valley of the ultra vixens."
*Horny comedy*
3 stars
"Deep Star Six"
*The best of claustrophobic disaster movies and b monster movies taken seriously.*
3 stars
"Samurai Reincarnation"
starring Sonny Chiba
*For fans of Japanse ghosts/demons and grindhouse sword slashing socky.*
3 stars
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns part 1 and 2
3 stars
Dolph Lundgren is
"The Punisher"
*Pulses like an 80s vigilante action movie should because it's an 80s vigilante movie and not a modern comic book movie.*
3 stars
"The Wolverine"
Hugh Jackman
*Felt closer to the Frank Miller source material than it did the typical Marvel stuff like the terrible Wolverine Origins.*
3 stars
"The Terror Within"
starring Andrew Stevens
*B sci fi ALIEN (Ridley Scott) monster rip off with an isolated, apocalyptic THE THING (Carpenter) setting that really works.*
3 stars
Jackass presents: "Bad Grandpa"
*More endearing than Bruno or Borat, but not as biting, yet still tasteless fun.*
3 stars
monstervision with joe bob briggs
2020 texas gladiators
*Italian post apocalyptic burnt toast (Texas sized.)*
2 1/2 stars
Zack Snyder's "The Watchmen"
director's cut
*Director's cut but where is the S & M memory stuff?*
3 stars
Christopher Reeve is
"Superman"
a Richard Donner film
*Two flaws: Gene Hackman seems like a vaudeville villain and the turning back time happy ending. not saying it should have been 'man of steel' bleak,
but maybe the earthquake and Lois dying shouldn't have happened at all.*
2 1/2 stars
American Samurai
*Highly enjoyable bloodsport ripoff with mortal kombat style fatalities*
3 stars
usa up all night with gilbert gotfried
"vampires on bikini beach"
*garlic breath and icy nipples*
1 1/2 stars
Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm
(complete series)
*more awkward animation and dialogue than an old filmation cartoon, and this was made in the mid 90s.*
1 1/2 stars
Bruno Mattei's
"Zombie Creeping Flesh"
*schlock and gore that comments on pandemics effects on 3rd world people*
3 stars
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