92 Truths
Thanks @writefasttalkevenfaster for the tag ;)
LAST…
Drink
-Christine: Sauvignon Blanc (Kenzo, Napa Valley, California 2014) because it’s a dessert wine and i am a sweet mofo
-Hun: like drink or ~drink~ because the answer is either water or tequila
Phone Call
-Christine: a downtown law firm to enquire about a class action (really.)
-Hun: my school’s financial aid office which is a wild ride
Song you listened to
-Christine: Most of All, by JMSN
-Hun: ocean eyes, by Billie Eilish
Time you cried
-Christine: reading When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi
-Hun: last night lol
HAVE YOU EVER ____?
Dated someone twice
-Christine: yes. don’t do it, kids.
-Hun: i literally haven’t even dated anyone once
Been cheated on
-Christine: lmao i’d like to see them try and get away with it
-Hun: no one has had the opportunity
Kissed someone and regretted it
-Christine: fuck. it was also like a slow realization of what the fuck did i do which i think is worse
-Hun: haven’t kissed anyone at all lmao
Lost someone special
- Christine: i only have one grandparent left
- Hun: I also only have one grandparent left
Been Depressed
- Christine: yep
- Hun: ahuh
Been drunk and thrown up
- Christine: yepppppp unfortunately
- Hun: literally me like every 3 days
IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
Made a new friend
-Christine: yesssss looking at you @writefasttalkevenfaster and @mrsrafaelbarba and also my hunny bunny
- Hun: I made like 50+ doing some stuff at school which was cool and also mi monita (Christine)
Fallen out of love
-Christine: yes and it was the best thing that has ever happened
- Hun: this tag was meant for someone with a life
Laughed until you cried
-Christine: YES THIS PAST WEEK TWICE
- Hun: Earlier in the year back when I hadn’t seen every vine compilation 100 times and they were still fresh to me lmao
Met someone who changed you
-Christine: does raul esparza count (havent actually met him in person but my eyes have met him through a screen ok i just decided that esparza counts)
- Hun: not really
Found out who your true friends are
-Christine: waddup 2012. turbulent year of back-stabbings
- Hun: definitely.
Found out someone was talking about you
-Christine: yes and apparently I’m a cold elitist bitch, go figure.
- Hun: actually no not at all but maybe people just aren’t telling me
GENERAL
How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?
-Christine: two
- Hun: none
Do you have any pets?
-Christine: no but i want a marimo moss ball
- Hun: I have a basset hound!!!! His name is Bandit and he is the Best Boy™️!!
Do you want to change your name?
-Christine: my actual legal name gets butchered a lot but hey, if ppl can say arnold schwarzenegger then ppl can say mine, capice? i ain’t gonna change it for anybody’s lazy ass tongue.
-Hun: Hun is actually a preferred name that I very much prefer but not at all professional sounding, so I like that my proper name is there to be ambiguous and will probably look cool on a name plate
What time did you wake up this morning?
-Christine: 8:30AM because dis bitch is still on vacation
- Hun: I am also on vacation still but I got up at noon lmao
What were you doing last night
-Christine: writing this really sad dodds fic and quoting barba’s contrapasso closing argument @writefasttalkevenfaster sorry girl if it’s fair then it must be just
- Hun: I binged watched a bunch of youtube beauty videos
Name something you cannot wait for
-Christine: to be finally settled into a residency program i actually like and enjoy
- Hun: better
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?
-Christine: nope
- Hun: No actually
What’s getting on your nerves right now?
-Christine: other than my neurotransmitters nothing much
- Hun: myself lol
Blood Type
-Christine: Coffee+
-Hun: I don’t know but as a really bad anemic person I probably should shouldn’t I
Nickname
-Christine: monkey, homicidal monkey in the hat (don’t ask. actually ask @mrsrafaelbarba or @writefasttalkevenfaster)
-Hun: bunny, hunny bunny, “hunty” by my sisters
Relationship status
-Christine: single
-Hun: caballo deprimido
Zodiac
-Christine: scorpio
-Hun: pisces
Pronouns
-Christine & Hun: she/her
Favorite Show
-Christine: do not do this to me. I was into BBC Sherlock for a really long time (hence my @moriartyhiii URL) and now i’m into svu (hence this blog)
-Hun: SVU of course
College
-Christine: University of Depression, campus Crying.
-Hun: lmao i go to NYU feel free to stalk
Hair colour
-Christine & Hun: Dark Brown
Do you have a crush on someone?
-Christine: nope. haven’t since like 2015.
-Hun: pete scallopini
What do you like about yourself?
-Christine: I like that I really know and respect myself
-Hun: ?? idk i’d like to think I’m pretty funny
FIRSTS
Surgery
-Christine: done on me- wisdom teeth removal, done on a patient- 14h bilateral lung transplant
-Hun: Sometimes you get cysts and it be like that
Piercing
-Christine: ears, circa 2014
-Hun: I got my ears pierced maybe in 2004? This says “firsts” but i’m gonna tell you anyway that I got them pierced 9 times lmao and i have my nose and bellybutton done
Sport you joined
-Christine: basketball grade 7-12 and first year of college, ballet from age 5 on and off till now, running from first year of college
-Hun: I have never done physical activity in my life. I was in marching band lmao
Vacation
-Christine: China, Japan, parts of Canada, Australia
-Hun: I’ve been up north before (a michigan thing) but I had to hunt which is a pain to me so I wouldn’t call them vacations so I really have never
Pair of sneakers
-Christine: don’t do this to me don’t ok fine Reeboks, Nikes, New Balance, Nikes again, Puma
-Hun: My first pair of sneakers? I dont get this category why would I know this? So I have many a nike for a person who doesn’t move but I have a pair of white fake keds that are torn and ripped and the bottoms don’t exist but I’m never throwing them away
RIGHT NOW
Eating
-Christine: air
-Hun: nada
Drinking
-Christine: water
-Hun: gatorade
I’m about to
-Christine: write a smut hc for you thirsty thirsty ppl
-Hun: go back to bed
Listening to
-Christine: Daydream by Medasin
-Hun: the fan
Want kids?
-Christine: max two
-Hun: Idk I’m like 9 i need time to think
Get married?
-Christine: probably? idk
-Hun: well I sure fuckin hope
Career
-Christine: Med student, aspiring surgeon
-Hun: Student, receptionist, clarinet instructor who hopes she’ll be cut out for corporate law
WHICH IS BETTER?
Lips or eyes
-Christine & Hun: Eyes
Hugs or kisses
-Christine: kisses
-Hun: I ain’t never done the kissing but I’m gonna assume its neat
Shorter or taller
-Christine & Hun: Taller
Romantic or spontaneous
-Christine & Hun: romantic
Sensitive or loud
-Christine & Hun: sensitive
Hook up or relationship
-Christine: let’s be completely honest here. nothing beats the feeling of fuck em & leave em wanting for more yes i am that asshole
-Hun: ^^ I would love to be cool like that. But also *michael scott voice* I love [relationships]. Love to be a part of one someday.
Troublemaker or hesitant
-Christine: troublemaker
-Hun: hesitant. plz sit down, sir
HAVE YOU EVER…
Kissed a stranger
-Christine: yes
-Hun: sighing
Drank hard liquor
-Christine: yes when i was 20 and thought macallan 25 was hard liquor
-Hun: constantly
Lost contacts/glasses
-Christine & Hun: dont wear either
Sex on first date
-Christine: yep
-Hun: now im just sad
Broken someone’s heart
-Christine: since we’ve established that i’m an asshole, yes
-Hun: my own i’m boo boo the fool
Been arrested
-Christine: Nope
-Hun: well not “arrested” but I did have to sit in the back of a cop car for awhile lmao long story
Turned someone down
-Christine: Yes
-Hun: the opportunity has not presented itself
Fallen for a friend
-Christine: kinda but i was like 11
-Hun: oh boy i have many a tale on this subject
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ___?
Yourself
-Christine: Yes
-Hun: lol
Miracles
-Christine: no bec i’m a cynical mofo
-Hun: at this point I sure hope
Love at first sight?
-Christine: nope
-Hun: i dont know her i suddenly can’t read
Heaven
-Christine: nope
-Hun: i do!! am i going?? probably not
Santa Claus
-Christine: my brother does (he’s 9) and i buy his gifts so that makes me santa and since we’ve established that i believe in myself, then yes i believe in santa
-Hun: my mom didn’t let me believe in santa ever so no, but i want you all to know i was such a good elementary school kid for not saying shit - when kids were mean to me i could’ve just wrecked them but I DID NOT
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