borderlands ships ranked by their potential for romantic cannibalism
S - Wainlock (love you metaphysical monster cannibalism), Gayperion (They should get desperate while stranded in that dessert), Jacknisha (goresex, sex in gore, ourobouros sexual style), Tannith (do I need to explain this one?)
A - Jathena (I could see them doing it as a metaphorical just thing, Janey allowing someone to be close and intimate with her, Athena allowing herself to rely to someone else), Ryiona (same explanation but more violent)
B - Rhysothy (I think they should tear into each other with teeth but not softly and romantically), Psyren (I think it could be interesting, but only done in a certain way), Gaigel (similar to Jathena, Angel sobbing as she digs her teeth into Gauge. Rated lower because they're more machine romance than gore romance to me, y'know?)
C - Rhack (again, not necessarily romantic cannibalism, but Rhys consuming that guy as a metaphor for being like him. Or just ripping his throat out with teeth)
D - Rhysha (I just don't think Sasha would be all that into cannibalism), Timkat (same reasoning), Timmoxxi (same reasoning)
F - Nishaurelia (Nisha tries to bite her and gets her tongue stuck)
don’t tell me that if moxxi wasn’t more popular in 2010 that there wouldn’t be an amv set to according to you by orianthi about jackmoxxi/timmoxxi or mordecai/moxxi