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Northern waters.nake! This time I also attempted to clean up the skull to include alongside the skin. Cleaning the nasal cavity of s.nake skulls is a nightmare.
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zanesgirlfriend · 5 years
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Prom | Vlog Squad
Description: Blurbs of how each vs member would ask the reader to a charity 'influencers prom' (basically just promposals)
DISCLAIMER: I'm doing this as if everyone is single/likes girls. Like Mariah and Heath are obvs dating but they would both prompose so differently.
Requested by @character-development : inspired by David's new Prom ad thing, can u write how each member would ask the reader to prom (or a prom-like event) like cute prom-posal U R GOLD
Most of these are like cheesy prom poster things but it's still cute!
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BOYS
David: chipotle
You were going to prompose to David. He was too busy with other things to think of something fun and elaborate, but it was okay, you enjoyed the fun.
"Can you pick me up Chipotle?" He asked you on the phone, just as you knew he would. You happily obliged, already knowing he was gonna ask. You ordered the typical Dobrik Burrito and something for yourself before hopping back in your car. You took out your sharpie and wrote on the foil before putting his burrito back into the bag.
"Let's eat!" You hollered at him as you walked through the door. He smiled and joined you at the kitchen island. "This one's yours." You handed him the burrito upside down, so he wouldn't see the writing quite yet. Then you pulled out your food and the extra guac.
David smiled to himself as he read the foil.
Will you be my BAE-RITTO at prom?
It was the perfect amount of clever and stupid and he burst out into laughter.
"Fuck yeah!" He laughed at you before pulling out his phone to take a picture.
"What are you doing?" You asked between giggles. He started recording and pointed the phone toward you.
"Y/n just promposed to me. I'm her bae-ritto now!" He laughed as he posted the silly Instagram story.
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Zane: drunk
You two had spent all night in his house. You had a Domino's feast and watched some movies as you got drunk together. Monopoly had become obsolete, long abandoned to play some simple card games instead. The two of you had crushed and entire case of beer and a bottle of whiskey, and you both felt like time was going in slow motion.
You didn't know when you two had gone to his room, but you didn't really care. You made jokes, talked about random shit, and cuddled for a while.
You felt each other drifting off, and right as you were falling asleep, Zane opened his mouth.
"Y/n?" He asked. You laid your head on his chest and tangled your legs with his.
"Yeah?" You whispered, a little too focused on his every move. All of his little mannerisms made you smile, and you didn't want to miss a single one.
"Will you go to prom with me?" His words were slurred, but you knew they were sincere. You also knew that he would never remember this, and probably try to ask you again in some big elaborate way.
"Why don't you ask me again in the morning?" You smiled as he drifted off to sleep.
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Heath: golf
"Do you wanna come to the driving range with me?" Heath asked you during dinner, not wanting to go alone.
"I'm gonna suck, but sure!" You agreed. You spent the night together, putting on stupid golf outfits and driving out to the local driving range. You talked about anything and everything as you golfed.
You were horrible, as predicted, but he didn't really care. It was nice to just spend time with you.
"Are you going to that prom thing next month?" You asked him, genuinely curious. He hit another ball before turning back to you.
"I wasn't going to, are you?" He asked in return. You shook your head no. "Why not?" He walked towards you and you got up to take your turn.
"I don't have anyone to go with." You sounded sad, hoping he would ask you as you gripped the golf club.
"Let's go together." Heath suggested. You smiled to yourself before hitting the ball.
"Okay."
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Todd: song
Todd was annoying the fuck out of his piano teacher. Begging him to teach the skills to play a certain chord progression. He practiced it every day for a month before he finally felt confident enough to show you.
And it was impressive. You sat next to him on the bench, listening to the soft love song he played. He belted the bridge, or what you thought was the bridge until your name came up. It echoed through the room sounding beautiful.
"Y/n will you go to prom with me?" He repeated over and over, using the same melody as the original song. You sung along, harmonizing with him.
"Toddy will you go to prom with me?" You sang to the same tune, before both of you reached the end of the song
"Yes." You said in unison, now in a regular voice. You both laughed an smiled as you thought about what you'd just done.
"That was beautiful." You giggled to him.
"Not as beautiful as you." He said in a serious tone before kissing you on the cheek.
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Scott: shelter
"Let's go the animal shelter." Scott suggested to you. You were elated at the thought, not even knowing what he had in store. He'd got a custom tag made and attached it to a small collar that he kept in his pocket.
You enjoyed the ride there, but were even happier once you arrived. There were a bunch of cute little puppies and you couldn't wait to pet all of them.
"Can we play with these ones?" Scott asked the lady that was guiding you through their pens. She smiled and nodded before scooping up an armfull of tiny dogs. She led you into a pen outside and released all the little puppies. They all had on tiny colorful collars to distinguish them. They ran around in the grass, jumping on your lap and giving you lots of kisses.
"I think one of their collars came off." Scott pointed to his special collar that he'd dropped on the grass behind you. You spun around and grabbed it before reading the tag.
Prom?
You looked up at Scott and smiled.
"There's no way one of them is named Prom? is there?" You were dumbfounded for a moment before figuring it out. "Oh my God I'm dumb." Realization hit your face. Scott laughed at your stupidity before asking you himself.
"Will you go to prom with me?" He chuckled.
"Yes." You said in a pouty way, embarrassed by your oversight.
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Jeff: hike
"Nobody else will go with me." Jeff begged you. He wasn't necessarily lying, but it wasn't the full truth. He told everyone he wanted to hike alone today, just so he could convince you to come with him.
You agreed, knowing he would buy you lunch after and it would be nice quality time with him. The hike was fun. You raced a little bit, and talked about some vlog squad gossip that was going around. Then you made it to the top. Jeff helped you up to the very top of a rock and you two sat there, resting for a bit.
"Isn't this beautiful?" Jeff asked you as he looked out at the view.
"Amazing." You watched a bird fly over the city before glancing at Jeff. He was already looking at you.
"Do you wanna be my date to prom?" He nudged your shoulder lightly as his dimples appeared.
"Yes, I can't wait to see you in a tux." She joked before nudging him back.
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Matt: escape room
You two were always doing escape rooms. But this one was your favorite. They'd just added a new room, and you were both ecstatic about it.
"I keep finding letters!" You hollered at Matt as you two felt around the room for clues.
"There's a board thing here, I think we have to put in a message." He pretended to speculate even though he already knew the answer. The hour ticked by fast, finding more and more letters and solving puzzles to find even more. You'd spent the last fifteen minutes trying to find some sort of hint to what the message should be about.
"Matt we only have two minutes left!" You screamed at him.
"I got it!" He ran over to the letters, rearranging them. You read each word until the sentence finally formed.
When we escape, will you go to prom with me?
You looked at him as if he was an idiot. "Matt this is not the time for games we only have a min-" Your voice ceased as a panel popped open in the wall. It had two buttons.
YES NO
"Matt what is going on?" You asked before glancing at the clock again. thirty seconds.
"Quick, yes or no! Will you go to prom with me?!" He screamed at you, pointing towards the buttons.
"Yes!" You screamed as you hit the YES button. The timer stopped and the exit door opened.
"Yay!" Matt hopped up and down, but you stared at him.
"Matt." You said.
"Yeah?" He asked, already knowing your question.
"Was this all and elaborate way to ask me to prom?"
"Yep!"
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GIRLS
Natalie: donuts
At first glance, people would think what Natalie did was basic or cheesy, but they don't know the whole story. She'd taken you out to a donut shop twice a week for the past month. It was like your special little thing together. It was almost like she was training you to love donuts, but that wasn't very hard.
By the time the day of the promposal came around, you were the one waking her up to go get donuts. You two crawled out of bed, still in pajamas as you drove to your favorite donut shop. It was early, the sun had barely risen, but the bakers were already preparing your special donuts.
You walked in the shop, hand in hand and sipped some coffee as you watched them fill the donut cases like you usually did.
"They're spelling out something." You told Natalie. She looked up from her phone, trying to act inconspicuous. You two watched carefully as they placed the donuts sporadically. They knew if they placed them in order you would figure it out immediately.
It started with a question mark at the bottom of the case, then a few vowels here and there, and slowly the message started to come together.
W I L L Y O U G O
T O P R O M
W I T H M E ?
You turned to Natalie, but she was already smiling at you.
"Will you?" She asked. You smiled and walked up to the counter. A worker smiled at you.
"Can you rearrange the letters to spell 'yes'?"
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Mariah: tumble
Mariah rehearsed the dance number for two weeks, making sure everything was perfect. She had backup dancers and lights and costumes and everything. She told you to come watch the dress rehearsal for some dance recital she was in, and you happily agreed.
You sat in the nearly empty audience, so happy to see what she's been working on. Mariah never seemed to be nervous for past performances, but this one was different. She was jumping up and down, shaking her limbs out over and over, very nervous and excited to ask you to prom.
The lights dimmed and dancers adorned the stage, getting in position. The music started and you knew something was up. It was your favorite song. The dancers started their routine and you were amazed. It was beautiful. Mariah walked out of stage and joined the group, leading them in a floor-work section of mostly tumbling and gymnastics during the bridge of the song.
Just as the song came to a dramatic close, the lighting changed and a backdrop fell behind them.
Y/N, I'D FLIP IF YOU WOULD TUMBLE TO PROM WITH ME!
You started to cry before walking onstage.
"So?" She asked you, slightly out of breath. You smiled and hugged her sweaty body.
"Yes!"
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Kristen: waddle
Kristen stayed up all night long making the poster. It was black and white with glitter writing and perfectly aligned letters. She knew you would find it cute and adorable. It wasn't until the next night that she finally slipped away from you long enough to do it.
Her nerves were exploding out of her chest as she got dressed. She could barely hold the poster up she was so nervous. Before she came down the hallway, she took a deep breath.
"Are you ready?" Kristen screamed down the hallway at you.
"Yes!" You hollered back, adjusting the camera. You thought you were just filming an outfit video. Your mouth hung open as she waddled around the corner. She was dressed in a penguin onesie and held a posterboard behind her back.
"Oh my God!" You giggled at her and she made a stupid face at you before flipping the sign around.
Will you make my day and WADDLE to prom with me?
There were cute drawings and stickers of penguins all over. The yellow trimmed black letters popped off of the board and a few flakes of glitter were strewn about. You smiled, tears filling your eyes as you walked over to her.
"Of course!" You embraced her and laughed as you messed with the little beak on her penguin onesie.
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Carly: starbucks
You'd gotten coffee with Carly almost every day for a year. So of course she would have to include it in her promposal. She usually picked you up before starting the day, and you went to Starbucks together. Today she asked you to meet her there.
Immediately you were suspicious, but figured she was just out and about and didn't have time to come get you. You drove yourself to the usual location, and found a nice parking spot. You'd barely walked inside when you saw her.
She was standing with a big cardboard cutout of a starbucks drink in her hands. It was decorated with the words:
Prom is a GRANDE event. It would mean a LATTE if you went with me!
You were too excited to speak. You nodded your head yes before bringing her in for a hug. Green confetti fell around you and someone handed you your usual order.
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Erin: scar
Another day, just hanging out with Erin on her couch. You two had just ordered food, and were in the middle of binge watching something on Netflix. Erin was excited, but tried as hard as possible to keep her cool.
"Oh! Remember when I got that cyst taken out?" She asked you between episodes.
"Yeah?" You nodded wondering what cool medical fact she was going to tell you.
"The scar doesn't look like a normal scar. Like, I swear it spells something out." She sat up. You became very interested.
"What? Let me see." You turned your whole body towards her, curious to see what she was talking about.
She lifted up her sweatshirt and there, on her scar, was the word Prom? written with a sharpie. She laughed a little too hard, and so did you.
"This is the dumbest promposal, but yes." You laughed between words, almost in tears.
"I know, but yay!" Erin opened her arms up for a hug which you gladly received.
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Corinna: tiara
Her best friend helped her make the poster, but Corinna spent most of her time at Tiffany&Co. She spent a week finding a ring that you would love, and another week waiting for it to be engraved. Of course Corinna went all out for you, she always did.
It turned into a big elaborate plan that David filmed for the vlog. Another "lay down blindfolded" type of thing. You were scared shitless, having no idea what was about to unfold.
"Sit in this chair and wear this." David said to you, handing you a shirt to use as a blindfold. You reluctantly agreed and sat down.
"Is it gonna bite me?" You asked as your legs bounced up and down.
"Maybe!" He laughed, his voice getting distant as he walked to the other side of the room. You heard footsteps walk into the room and someone pulled your blindfold off.
Corinna was in front of you. She looked beautiful, and she was holding a big blue posterboard. It said Y/n&Co. across the top, and the question "You know what has a nice RING to it?" You cocked your head to the side, happy but confused. Was she proposing? or something else.
"What?" You asked, perplexed by the smile on her face. You then noticed the small box in her hand. She knelt down in front of you, opening the box towards you. Inside was a beautiful ring, white gold and shaped like a tiara. There were small diamonds adorning the design and you immediately wondered how much it cost.
"Pick it up." She demanded gently. You complied, picking up the beautiful ring. As you inspected it you noticed the engraving on the inside.
Prom?
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I hope yall enjoyed this!!! it was really fun to do :) also tell me which one was your favorite :)
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