I'm so glad to have encountered a fellow Cecil stan. I freaking love coming up with headcanons for Cecil, platonic or romantic, because he's such an interesting character. For real though feel free to dump any Cecil headcanons (platonic or romantic) on me anytime.

AWAAAA!! YES HAII OTHER CECIL AFICIONADO !!! im so glad theres more of us sprouting out here. my wife is so underappreciated, you have no idea how much he means to me. i'd love to req n swap headcanons anytime !! I have so many thoughts on that morally ambiguous gilf.

[messy, disorganized surface level autism rambling ahead. this will be just random scenes and characteristics i like of him]

BUT YES .. cecil's character is just so interesting to analyze. he does unethical, necessary things. But he doesn't subscribe to idealistic notions of "the greater good" or justifying his actions to make himself sleep better at night. He knows the harsh reality that someone has to make the difficult decisions, no matter how unethical. The psychological toll it takes to calculate how many civilian lives can be spared, and how many are inevitably lost in order to achieve the optimal outcome. He doesn't celebrate after victories like the other heroes do. After the dust settles, his mind is already racing - calculating, strategizing how to prevent future catastrophes. How to minimize casualties next time.

his methods are...questionable,, as ive said,, but there's a hint of nobility to it that just makes you respect him, A SHADY GOVERNMENT CHAR that does the dirty work and takes in all the heat for it so no one else has to? SIGN ME TF UP! i love exploring his character and all the little glimpses of humanity we get to see from him,, especially with debbie, SO SOFT FOR HER, there's so much depth there. that old fuck would MOVE mountains for her if he could,, TRUST. EVEN though he doesnt deserve her .. <<

LETS CONTINUE TO CIRCLE BACK TO S1 with his confrontation w Nolan in the desert, the way he entrusted his survival to the skills of his team operating that teleporter watch (I'm aware he can control it himself, I think this was just my interpretation of it since the employees seemed directly involved here). The margin for error was nonexistent. One miscalculation, one millisecond too slow, and Cecil would have been reduced to a red smear across miles of sand. MY WIFE HAS BALLS ON HIM. (also love walton goggins breathy lil giggles here .. hwaghffhh)

All this, All the whilst Nolan could have ended him with a casual backhand, as easily as swatting a fly. And for what? For humanity's (mostly his) right to know the truth. For Debbie's right to understand what she had truly married because Cecil respects her that fucking much for her to have a part in all of this, and what fate may lay in store for her son.

AND what I particularly liked about that scene is that unlike most SHADY GOV CHARS ™.. Cecil isn't afraid to regularly place himself in life-threatening situations, and for that im just.. FKING obsessed. finally. a hyper competent gov char that gets shit done and occasionally by his own hands instead of always puppeteering in the shadows. Love u .. love u honey snooch, please stop putting yourself in danger for your crazy alien side-hoes .

but ahem ... back to s2.. and some flaws of his that i'm not afraid to point out. the way he's been treating mark is killing me. manipulating my son by comparing him to his dad then keeping him on lock by saying he's not like him??? The breadcrumming definitely didn't work out at all, cuz Mark is too damn stubborn to continue to be swindled by fear tactics he does not give a shit for anymore (homegirl DEBBIE taught him better) hes not gonna listen to a cranky skullet-having side bitch of nolans who clearly has been tryna manipulate him since s1. i HATED how he went "ur broke tyrannical bitch father felt the same way" in the last minute when mark tried to leave earth and yet i still lobve ceci cause ough,,.. my bastard wife knew something was probably up.

Him wanting to keep a short leash on MARKY could be summed up after all that has happened in s1. i'm not going to justify his scummy manipulations or paranoia,, especially after all the shit mark has done and endured to prove himself over and over again that he's not like his father BUT its somewhat understandable for cecil 2 be wary if you look from it in his perspective.

moving on from that, lets dive back into ep 2 ..

Debbie was semi-right in her deduction in s2 ep2, that this is what it's really all about for Cecil - being in control. Not of any situation, but of Mark. To ensure history does not repeat itself in the form of Mark becoming another Nolan. imo He likely doesn’t actually view Mark as his father, Not saying the possibility of it being a part of Cecil's subconsciousness is out of the equation but the way I see it? He was just exploiting that one weakness, that one insecurity Mark has - the fear of becoming like Nolan. And it’s a fear Cecil seemed to prey upon to keep Mark under his thumb and in the fucking GAME.

awaaaa :3 !!!! psychologically damaging teens by comparing them to their abhorrently shitty fathers !! FUCK YOJ STEDMAN (love you snookums..)

,,,,I'd also like to think in my warped deluded perception (aka hcs) that he sees Debbie in Mark, so he can't help but care for the kid too. IVE ALWAYS seen a lot of comparisons between Mark and his dad, plus the whole motif of this new season hasn't helped it allay. But Debbie and Mark share so many similar characteristics as well and i wish that was talked a bit more often &lt; 3 (I will go in depth about it at a later post.)

n umm like ...,,, bck to cici in gen. I guess the safety of earth is one of Cecil's redeeming qualities along with his compassion for side characters like Debbie. His pragmatism and utilitarianism define him. He lacks normal morals but has his own code that cultivates to his character. this ramble could not do justice to him ughfglg..,, what a compelling jezebel.. how can u captivate me so !!

My inbox is always open to discuss this multi-faceted rat man. here's to more cecil content in s2..,... hopefully with more of his dynamic with Debbie because I LIVE for that shit. though its unlikely their interactions could range to anything positive now since they may be hinting to cecil becoming an antagonist and/or taking extreme measures w/ mark. soo.. i dont think debbie's scolding was enough for that slut 2 take in ..

in the mean time i'll be catching up on the comics/re-reading them, look up more of his backstory and hopefully create 10 novels worth of google docs of analysis' of his character < 3 cuz .. he means .. that much 2 me.. and i want to prod at every crevice n brain matter he has inside that megamind head of his .

((hwaghhhhhh << hoping that one day the discord moots ive been keeping in my basement and most invincible fans fall victim to cecil stedman propoganda.. no one should be immune to my girlboss and his awful skullet.))

Sooo about your prompts list, I was about to send you one for BBRae but then I wondered, do you have any other fandoms you'd like to take a stab at writing for? Other than teen titans/DC? I'd love to give you a more diverse request if that's the case! If that's not the case I'd love to give you a teen titans request too!!

thank you for asking 🥺🫂

honestly, i'm not in a lot of fandoms because i don't have the attention span to indulge in a new fandom 💀 but i think i do have a few fandoms up my sleeve? i can't think of a lot atm but let's see:

hsmtmts (high school musical the musical the series)

one of is is lying (the book series by karen m. mcmannus; not really a fan of the series)

(okay wait you know what,, i'm willing to write about any of karen mcmannus's frictional relationships if someone asks me too)

truly devious(????)

okay for this i dont wanna write the entire fandom's name buut i did write three personalized Todoroki x y/n fic for my friend,, so ig bnha???? (like, im only familiar w/ a few mainstream characters and i feel i'm more comfortable writing xreader fics for this fandom)

miraculous ladybug because why not???

the batbros x anyone (including reader) (i feel like i should just add this–)

power rangers spd (i think we all know who's fault this is) and

teen titans i'm sorry this is so messy and disorganized but i'm all over the place but i hope you could at least get something out of this 😭 and i just know i'm missing out on one of my most indulging fandoms but i'll worry about it in the morning 💀

here's the prompt list for anyone wondering :>

What happened at sofi?

it was super disorganized the first day. and i don’t understand why they were not prepared for the massive crowds when they knew it was a sold out show and they opened up stuff for the public, not concert goers! on the first day, i got there at 1-2pm to simply buy a lightstick and legit everywhere i went, there were huge lines. a lot of people were standing in line, having no idea what it was for but hoping it was for what they wanted. no worker could tell me what the lines were for. i only got my lighstick within 20-30 mins bc i cut the line (don’t @ me you would too if you saw how long they were!!)

we went to eat nearby and then when we came back omg the lines for the entry were so fucking messy. it didn’t move until 7 when they just let anyone in, no checking vax cards/passports, tickets, nothing! no one inside would properly tell us how to get to the 100s section, just give us vague descriptions like ‘take the escalator’ ok? to where? there was like 4 diff lines for 1 escalator and 2 people checking (like just looking, not scanning) for tickets, and easily people could have fooled them lol (wtv about that they deserved to get scammed)!!! the workers were legit mocking us for running and saying ‘the concert’s not going anywhere’ and i replied ‘if you guys were more organized then we wouldn’t have to do this shit’ it was 7:26, half the people were still trying to get in and the concert was starting in 4 mins

and after the concert, i had initially totally forgotten about it all bc, like as hectic as it was, it was worth it. but then when we had to exit the stadium, deadass had to encounter the biggest piece of shit worker. so some of us decided to take the stairs instead of waiting like 40 mins to take the escalator. and we didn’t know which floor we had to leave by. we walked maybe up 3 floors and then saw a worker and asked ‘is this the exit?’ and instead of just saying y/n he laughs and says ‘that’s what i’m trying to figure out’ huhhh??? i was like ‘you WORK here’ and he just ignored me and was filming all the fans walking up the stairs. honestly sooo rude. i’m not saying all the sofi workers were this trash and i’m sure they had to deal with some shitty people there that day, but gode some of the ones i encountered were just so rude and unhelpful.

the 2nd day was much better and more organized. i didn’t do the interactive stuff, i got there at 5:30 and some armys were handing out free shit so we went and grabbed some stuff, spoke to some people who also flew from outside the country and got in the venue right on time.

do all the get to know me questions you haven't yet have fun :-))

I hate you right now
2. How old are you?16
3. When is your birthday?November 16th
4. What is your zodiac sign?Scorpio
5. What is your favorite color?Dark grey or Dark wine red
6. What’s your lucky number?12
8. Where are you from?British Columbia, Canada!
9. How tall are you?5'9
10. What shoe size are you?10-11 depending on brand
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?like 3-4
12. What was your last dream about?Go karting
13. What talents do you have?I can sing, play guitar, play ukulele, play bass guitar, play saxophone, play some piano, draw, do makeup p well
14. Are you psychic in any way?I don't think so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
15. Favorite song?Right now it's Advice by Jesse Ruben
16. Favorite movie?Deepwater Horizon
17. Who would be your ideal partner?@danmoth
18. Do you want children?maybe idk children piss me off 90% of the time
19. Do you want a church wedding?no
20. Are you religious?no
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?yeah, I had to get an X-ray a few years ago because we were worried I'd broken a few fingers in a roller derby accident. luckily it was just a really bad sprain that had me in a tensor for a few weeks
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?no although I've done things worthy of legal trouble lmao 
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?I've met Jesse Ruben and i think someone else that I'm forgetting??
24. Baths or showers?Depends on my mood, usually showers
25. What color socks are you wearing?I am in bed my feet are naked 
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?Honestly like?? yeah?
28. What type of music do you like?pop, musical theatre, 90's punk rock, indie
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?negative
31. What position do you usually sleep in?On my side or the stereotypical girl position on stomach with one leg kinda up 
32. How big is your house?I think it's over 1500sqft
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?I don't
34. Have you ever fired a gun?yes and it was so fun omg
35. Have you ever tried archery?yes I was horrible omg
36. Favorite clean word?Moreover 
37. Favorite swear word?whilst technically a string of words 'vapid fucking whore' is a fav
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?3 days 
39. Do you have any scars?A decent amount yes 
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?yeah I'm pretty sure??
41. Are you a good liar?I can be when I need to be 
42. Are you a good judge of character?I'd like to think I am
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?I can do a bit of a British accent and a bit of a french accent 
44. Do you have a strong accent?I don't think so but I'm sure some people would disagree 
45. What is your favorite accent?RUSSIAN OMGG
46. What is your personality type?INTP-T
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?Either my $45 panic merch from the 2016 summer tour or one of my pairs of jeans I forget how expensive they were
48. Can you curl your tongue?Depends like I can't twist it but I can make a 'u' and sometimes a 'w'
49. Are you an innie or an outie?Innie
50. Left or right handed?Right
51. Are you scared of spiders?Yep
52. Favorite food?Cottage cheese or feta cheese
53. Favorite foreign food?Schnitzel 
54. Are you a clean or messy person?I can be clean when I want/need by I'm generally messy bc depression
56. Most used word?fuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?anywhere from under 10 minutes to over an hour depending on what I'm doing
58. Do you have much of an ego?I mean, a little bit but most of the time I hate myself
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?depends on the kind
60. Do you talk to yourself?sometimes to remind myself what I'm doing lol
61. Do you sing to yourself?any time I'm alone pretty much
62. Are you a good singer?I don't think so but my producer does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
63. Biggest Fear?existential meaninglessness
64. Are you a gossip?you bet
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?Dunkirk was amazing
66. Do you like long or short hair?On myself I prefer it short/medium but on other people idc

68. Favorite school subject?English
69. Extrovert or Introvert?Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?Once, while I was in Mexico 
71. What makes you nervous?Crowds, tight deadlines, tests, friends being distant, plans being disorganized, plans changing last minute, parked cars while it's dark out, plane landings, loud men, big red ford trucks and teal 54 meteors
72. Are you scared of the dark?Outside yes, inside no
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?depends on the person and the mistake
74. Are you ticklish?you bet
75. Have you ever started a rumor?probably tbh
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?probably at some point??
77. Have you ever drank underage?literally a few days ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
78. Have you ever done drugs?literally a few days ago I was drunk and high uhh 
79. Who was your first real crush?I had a crush on a boy in kindergarten and I had a crush on him until like 3rd grade bc in kindergarten our class went to the pumpkin patch and I was sad bc I didn't get a big pumpkin and he gave me his large one and found the tiniest one he could for himself 
80. How many piercings do you have?2, I have snakebites
81. Can you roll your Rs?henlo I am fluent in french
82. How fast can you type?very, not sure exactly wpm
83. How fast can you run?now very, except in short sprints I'm pretty fast
84. What color is your hair?purple
85. What color is your eyes?blue
86. What are you allergic to?grass & hay
87. Do you keep a journal?I'm supposed to but I don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
88. What do your parents do?My mom is a self employed accountant, my dad is a foreman at an oil company, my step dad is either a parts manager or a sales manager at a car dealership, my step mom is a hospital unit clerk, (and while technically not parents of mine yet) my step dads gf is a bookkeeper and my moms bf works security at an airport and is a producer for myself and a few other artists as well as producing and selling his own music!!
89. Do you like your age?this is one of the worst times in my life due to my declining mental health so No
90. What makes you angry?so many. so many. 
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?I definitely have even tho I don't really want kids, I really like Micah, Skylar (alternatively spelt Schuyler) and Aylin
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?I've always handled girls better when it comes to babysitting and stuff sooo
94. What are you strengths? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ no results returned
95. What are your weaknesses?all the things - I'm depressed n have anxiety and I'm nervous and I spook easily and I have no self confidence or motivation and I cry a lot
96. How did you get your name?my parents really liked Shelby Cobra's so I was named after the Shelby Cobra/Carol Shelby
97. Were your ancestors royalty?uhm i fucking hope
99. Color of your bedspread?
My sheet is black, my pillows are purple and blue, my blankets are whatever works with the temp that day. I want a black and white and gold theme tho