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Pokémon that Clone High characters would have

Abe: Plusle, Ampharos (he learned his lighthouse impression from it), Magikarp (shiny; he always encourages it to evolve but he never realizes it's holding an Everstone), Absol (it always tries to warn him when something is about to go wrong but he never listens), Dracovish (it's a hot mess just like him), Chatot (it repeats all the embarrassing things he says)

Gandhi: Plusle (he and Abe agreed to get matching Pokémon but he doesn't know what a Minun is), Ninjask, Electrode, Jolteon, Galarian Zapdos (he claims he just found it), Eiscue

Joan: Murkrow (she rescued it; it can't fly), 5 Unown that spell "F#CK U"

JFK: Cherubi, Honedge, Wiglett, Cradily, Cloyster, Trubbish (the first 5 remind him of certain body parts ["Er uh, I bet Honedge is super effective in Cloyster!"]; Trubbish was Ponce's favorite)

Cleopatra: Milotic, Cofagrigus, Furfrou (Pharaoh Trim), Persian, Alolan Persian, Vivillon (Sandstorm Pattern)

Frida: Feebas, Sigilyph, Mimikyu, Grafaiai, Slakoth, Zorua

Harriet: Maushold, Togetic, Pikachu (Cosplay/Pop Star), Phione, Skitty, Munchlax

Confucius: Rotom, Slowking, Abra (it sometimes teleports him to dangerous places; he swears it's trying to kill him but nobody believes him), Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle (all 6 are shiny)

Topher: Gimmighoul (he's not allowed to have Pokémon but he keeps this one in secret)

Scudworth: Cutiefly (Butlertron gave it to him for his birthday), Ditto (he thinks it's a Mew that got smooshed), Zangoose, Seviper (he doesn't know Zangoose and Seviper are enemies), Type: Null, "Abominateon" (I made that last one up; he tried to use all the evolution stones on an Eevee at the same time and the Eevee turned into a hideous amalgamation of all the evolved forms)

Candide: Mewtwo, Salazzle, Pheromosa, Iron Thorns, Flutter Mane, Silvally

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