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Adventure to the Tropical Soda Islands (Pt 1)

Princess Cookie: C’mon Knight Cookie! What’s taking you so long, you heavy-armored slowpoke?! Knight Cookie: My Princess! *phew* Please take caution and slow down! Princess Cookie: You should learn to relax and have fun! Go with the flow! You know, enjoy the pure excitement of adventure once in a whi- EEEK! Knight Cookie: Princess Cookie! Are you alright?! Your Highness, I beg you! It is possible *pant* to enjoy adventures while keeping *pant* safety in mind at all times! Princess Cookie: Geez, I thought you were a knight, not a nag… Whoah, look over there! There’s something behind these shrubs! Knight Cookie: It’s… it’s a boat, Your Highness! It seems like someone has sailed all the way here. Princess Cookie: Yeaaah, I don’t know but it’s SO EXCITING! A real adventure boat! SHEESH! And look! There’s something inside!

Princess Cookie: There’s a place called the Tropical Soda Islands! Doesn’t it sound like the MOST. PERFECT. PRINCESS vacation spot?! I haven’t been on vacation fooorever! Knight Cookie: But my Princess?! You cannot be suggesting we- Princess Cookie: It’s settled then! YAY! Tropical Soda Islands, here we come! Knight Cookie: Errm… Uh… But a journey of this scale needs… preparations! Food, supplies, spare sets of clothing and armor, weapons to defend ourselves with, a secured route and itinerary, and, and, and... Princess Cookie: Oh, of course! Aren’t you one smarty knightly knight! Let’s meet at the docks after we’re done packing! Knight Cookie: Wait, no! That’s not what I…! Your Highness!!! Knight Cookie: A sea journey… That doesn’t sound safe at all�� No, a knight must have no doubts and second thoughts! My mission is to protect Princess Cookie, no matter when or where! Princess Cookie: Knight Cookie! I’M BAAACK! Knight Cookie: Ah, Your Highness! You’ve… returned, with a companion?

Sparkling Cookie: Good afternoon, my good Knight Cookie. Sparkling Cookie, at your service! Do you mind if tag along?* I heard of an exquisite island beverage worth the journey!

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Princess Cookie: Yeah, a princess can’t enjoy the beach without a fresh ice-cold juice in hand! Those are the rules! So naturally, I invited Sparkling Cookie to join us. Sparkling Cookie: You’re in good hands, my lady. I’ll whip up some amazing drinks that go perfect with the fresh sea air and the patter of waves.

Knight Cookie: My Princess… Are you sure this is wise? What if Your Delicateness suffers from sea sickness during the trip? Princess Cookie: Nah, I’m feeling JUST GRRREAT! And what’s more, looky looky here! Princess Cookie: There’s lots of different fruit villages scattered across the islands! They say the juice at Watermelon Isle is heavenly! We HAVE to stop there! Sparkling Cookie: I’ve heard that the denizens of Pineapple Isle serve drinks in hollowed-out pineapples. That will truly be a once-in-a-lifetime experience that we simply aren’t allowed to miss!

Careless Durianeer: Boss! BOSS! Hey-hey-hey boss! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Who ya callin “boss”?! Oi told ya’s, it’s “CAPTAIN” now, hear me? “CAP-TAIN”! Stink-Eye Tortuca: And oi said NO DISTURBANCES! I be entertaining guests. *GROAN* FINE, but ya got five seconds! Each second more’ll cost ya a day’s ration! Careless Durianeer: We spotted a small ship ahead! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Oh yeah? And ya think they’re super rich? Careless Durianeer: T-t-they be lookin like… er, tourists, Captain. Stink-Eye Tortuca: WRONG ANSWER! *Tsk* What a waste of time… Teach this greenie how tae NOT be wrong! Dunk him in *grin* DURIAN JUICE! Careless Durianeer: But Cap’n! CAP’N! One more thing! If we stay on course, we might crash into them! Our beautiful ship will capsize! Stink-Eye Tortuca: USELESS LIKE A NO-STINKY BONE-DRY PIT! Do oi have tae do everything on this ship MYSELF?! Just shoot ‘em and problem solved!

Knight Cookie: My Princess! It appears as if we cannot continue sailing this way. There are buoys blocking our path. Princess Cookie: Oh bummer! This can’t be right?! Why don’t you do something?! The route on the pamphlet says this is the most scenic route...! Sparkling Cookie: My lady, there’re little flags on top of the buoys. It appears to be a drawing of something… pointy? A thorned flower, perhaps? Knight Cookie: Your Wiseness! It can be something much MUCH worse! A dangerous spiky bomb, for example! Princess Cookie: Nah, it looks like a spiked watermelon to me!

Knight Cookie: GWAH?! What’s this? PIRATES! We’re under attack! Take cover! Sparkling Cookie: My my, the situation is stickier than spilt juice on a hot day! But surely our ship can handle cannonfire, can’t it? Princess Cookie: EEEK! Knight Cookie, why are they shooting at us? DO SOMETHING! Knight Cookie: Hang on, my Princess!

Knight Cookie: Urgh… my head… what’s that sound… Of course, it’s Princess Cookie starting a commotion again… Wait… I was... Knight Cookie: Oh no no no! YOUR HIGHNESS!!! Knight Cookie: MY PRINCESS! Where are you?! Princess Cookie: Not so loud, Knight Cookie! Why are you yelling at me? It’s not very polite, you know!

Mango Cookie: No need to argue! This kind sir here just woke up, after all. How’re you feeling? And dut-dut-dut! It’s OK! You’re safe and sound, here in the Coconut Village! Knight Cookie: You step away from the princess and state your identity! Your Preciousness, are you unharmed? What did you do to the Princess! Mango Cookie: Whoa now, easy, easy! How about a proper introduction? The name’s Mango Cookie, and this is Coconut Isle! And Princess Cookie doesn’t have a scratch on her. Princess Cookie: This coconut milk tastes… eh he he… unique! Wake up already, you sleepy head, and try it! Oh, and put this lei on. Mango Cookie made it himself! Knight Cookie: PHEW… I am relieved to hear you are safe, Your Highness. A-a-and… ahem. I shall put this on myself, if you please. Knight Cookie: That reminds me…! Who were the miscreants that attacked us? They’d dare open fire upon the peaceful ship on which the Her Nobleness was aboard?!

Mango Cookie: Glad you asked! They were probably the Durianeers.

Mango Cookie: TheDurianeersareabunchofpiratesbuttheynevercausedtroubleinourTropicalSodaIslandsuntilrecentlybutnowtheyarewreakinghavocbutnooneknowswhytheystartedtothis*andtheykeepplunderingislandshereandthereand...

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Knight Cookie: Eh… um… I… I’m not sure I… Sir, could you speak a tad slower, please? Princess Cookie: Are you saying that these ”Durianeers” are plundering your islands?! Tsk, tsk, tsk. That’s not very nice of them! Princess Cookie: *GASP* What about Watermelon Isle?! Mango Cookie: I took a few visitors there a few days ago and it seemed to be perfectly safe for tourists! I think… Erm… I hope! He he. Princess Cookie: WELP! It turns out I don’t like coconut milk that much! Perfect time to move on to Watermelon Isle! Mango Cookie: Leaving so soon? Aww, the Coconutians will be so sad… Oh well! We’ll take one of my secret routes! Mango Cookie: The strait we’re going to take is too narrow for large Durianeer ships, so we’ll be safe! But just in case, stay sharp and hang tight! The currents can get real nasty.

Princess Cookie: Oh no, how horrid! The village is in ruins…! Who could have done such a terrible deed? My princess sense of justice is TINGLING! Knight Cookie: It seems the Durianeers have pillaged this place rather recently, Your Justness! Princess Cookie: The entire village is empty! Did the Durianeers kidnap everyone? NOW HOLD ON… Does this mean I won’t get a glass of ice-cold watermelon juice?! Knight Cookie: Your Watermelonness, please! I understand your disappointment, but now is not the time. This area is highly dangerous, totally unsuitable for royal princesses, and- Princess Cookie: (Pouting angrily) Those… those bad, bad pirates! The Durianeers! I’m going to rescue all the villagers they kidnapped! Cuz that’s what Princesses do! Knight Cookie: I-er- Pardon me, Your Recklessness? You are… YOU’RE GOING TO- Princess Cookie: Sparkling Cookie is missing. The villagers are missing. You can’t get a glass of watermelon juice without breaking some watermelons, Knight Cookie! Do I really need to explain that? Princess Cookie: The Princess has decided! I refuse to have my vacation ruined by a ragtag band of pirates! Mango Cookie: But… Wait! No, no! There’s no way I’ll let a group of travelers go on such a dangerous quest! Knight Cookie: *Sigh* My friend, there’s nothing you can do… Once Princess Cookie puts her mind to something, nothing will stop her. Princess Cookie: Knight Cookie, LOOK! It’s a coconut boat! We’re gonna use it to rescue the villagers!

Mango Cookie: Oh dear… No, don’t! Oh, I can’t watch... Knight Cookie: Her Highness has made her choice, and I am honorbound to her side. Mango Cookie, you have no obligation to follow us, but I do have a request. Mango Cookie: A… request? S-sure…! How can I help? Knight Cookie: Ahem… Well, the thing is… Can you get me some more coconut milk?

Stink-Eye Tortuca: BWAHAHA! Looks like Fortuna be smilin on me today, COOKIE! Oi almost lost this time! Yogurt Cream Cookie: D’oh… So close! Stink-Eye Tortuca: HA HAR HAR! Oi told ya’s, things always go my way when oi want ‘em to! Ya seem like the opposite though, HAHA! Yogurt Cream Cookie: Oh CRUMBS! I really thought I’d win this time…! Heeey… wait a second. I know whatcha doing here. Did you rig the table?! Lilac Cookie: … ... Stink-Eye Tortuca: How dare ya’s?! A pirate oi may be, but cheating? NEVER! This game’s poetry! And oi be the alpha poet here, HAR HAR! Stink-Eye Tortuca: You know what….?! It looks like ya got nothing to bet with anymore ‘cuz oi just won everything! HA! So we’re done here! You’re free to go. Yogurt Cream Cookie: What? Already?! But you didn’t give me a chance to win back any of my treasures! Yogurt Cream Cookie: Oh! AH! I still have… THIS! Lilac Cookie: …!

Stink-Eye Tortuca: BHAR HAR! Well, ain’t this thing a beaut! Hid the best til last, did ya? Oi accept! One last round, hur hur! Laid-back Durianeer: Hmph, poor rich sog. Careless Duiraneer: Pfft… At least he’s wasn’t* dunked into… DURIAN JUICE... Laid-back Durianeer: Dude, seriously… Stay downwind. Just look at how pathetic he is! Lost his boat, lost all his supplies, even lost all his valuables in these bets. Careless Durianeer: The boss is, I mean, the CAPTAIN is pretending to almost lose! (And he’s so bad at keepin’ a poker face...) But THIS Cookie’s just too gullible... Laid-back Durianeer: Scraped off the bottom of the gullible barrel… Ha ha! Oh look, the game’s already over. Stink-Eye Tortuca: HAR HAR! Oi win again! Chuck over that Naga’s Heart of yours! And aww… just look at ya. A merchant’s young son, with NOTHING tae his name! HA! Yogurt Cream Cookie: I… I lost? Oh, no no no, this isn’t happening. What will I tell father?! Wh-wh- How? This is bad, very VERY BAD! Lilac Cookie, what do I do?!

Lilac Cookie: ...You should not have revealed nor bet the Naga’s Heart. Lilac Cookie: Captain Stink-Eye. Your palm. Don’t think I didn’t notice your trick when you slammed the cup. Stink-Eye Tortuca: HA HA HAR! A trick, eh? Who d’ya think oi am?! Oi got a better idea! GET THESE TWO LOSERS OUTTA MY SIGHT! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Accusing me, ME, of cheatin’? Ya hurt ma feelings… But oi got a special gift for ya. HEY! You! Tell that sparkly, bubbly guy to make some goodbye JUICE! Laid-back Durianeer: Aye aye, captain! Farsighted Durianeer: Boss! No, captain! There’s some scary looking Cookies asking for ya! ???: HYAAAAH!

Princess Cookie: HYAAAAH! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Now this be a lovely day!? Getting tae meet and rob so many Cookies today, HAR HAR! Knight Cookie: Princess Cookie! *Urgh* Your Braveness, please slow down! The deck is rather slippery and- GYAH! Princess Cookie: You’re the Durianeers, I take it? You seem all bark, no bite! Did you kidnap the peaceful villagers of Watermelon Isle?! I, Princess Cookie, demand you let them go! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Who do ya think ya are…? Making demands of ME, the captain of this ship! Ya look like you’ve still got a lot tae learn about the world, “PRINCESS”! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Piece of advice. Stink-Eye Tortuca: On this ship, if ya want something, ya gotta win a wager! Stink-Eye Tortuca: Ya want me tae free these watermelon fellas? Then show me what ya got to bet! Though, one look at ya tells me that YA’RE the one who’s all bark and no bite. Princess Cookie: Excuuuse me?! It’s a very ROYAL princess you’re talking to! And I’ll prove it! Now, where did I put it… It’s somewhere in here... Stink-Eye Tortuca: HAR HAR! Little princess is gonna wager some candy wraps from her pocket? Now that be CUTE, oi gotta say! Princess Cookie: Then how about THIS? A valued, royal treasure from our kingdom! Never seen something as cool as this, eh?!

Careless Durianeer: Quit yer yapping! Valuable? COOL? Pfft! Looks fake. Stink-Eye Tortuca: HA HA! This is gettin interesting! Looks cool enough TO ME, ya fools! Stink-Eye Tortuca: What’d ya say your name was? Princess Cookie? You’re the second Cookie to wager some valued, royal treasure today! Stink-Eye Tortuca: So, “Your Highness.” Let us play a game. But careful, cuz oi won’t take it easy on ya!

Laid-back Durianeer: Huh, that tiny Cookie’s actually good... Careless Durianeer: C’mon boss! Just win already! Laid-back Durianeer: Hmpf, must be beginner’s luck! The captain’s probably already got this all figured out! Careless Durianeer: B-b-but, look at the captain’s face! Stink-Eye Tortuca: HUR HUR HUR! Fortune favors the bold! And who’s bold? ME! OI WIN! Knight Cookie: How is this possible? This is no mere victory of chance…! Princess Cookie: Something stinks! And it’* doesn’t smell like durian! What’re you hiding in that giant hand of yours?!

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Stink-Eye Tortuca: Looks like our game of parlay is over! You! No, not you. YOU! Yeah you, rookie! Lock up these rascals in the brig! Sorbet Shark Cookie: oOoooOOoOoo

Princess Cookie: Get, psst! Is your name Rookie Cookie? Let us out…! Sorbet Shark Cookie: OoOo! Princess Cookie: Huh? What are you bubbling? Can’t you like… speak in words? Sorbet Shark Cookie: OooOoOooOOoo...

Knight Cookie: I cannot tell if this Rookie Cookie is hiding any ill intentions. Though, even if we could understand these bubby sounds… I believe negotiating is- Princess Cookie: URGH! There’s gotta be a way out of this! Sorbet Shark Cookie: oOoooOoooOO! Knight Cookie: My Princess, that strange Cookie has left… It sounded like they’ll be back soon though. But that smile… What could it mean? Princess Cookie: Who cares! Now’s our chance! Let’s find a way to bust this joint! Knight Cookie: The key has been taken away as well. Perhaps I can cut through with my sword… Stand ba- Princess Cookie: Knight Cookie, hurry up! There’s a porthole! Crouch down so I can get up there! Quick! Knight Cookie: Your wish is my command, Your Resourcefullness!* *Urp* H-heavi- Have you reached the porthole, My Princess?

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Princess Cookie: No! Hold… still, UGH! Just… a little… bit… higher! Knight Cookie: Y-es… Your... Princess Cookie: No, I SAY “HIGHER!” Huh? Knight Cookie? Knight Cookie: Zzz... Princess Cookie: Knight Cookie, now’s not the time for a nap! Wake up! WAKE UP! Princess Cookie: That’s one lazy Cookie… And… Oh? *sniff sniff* Where’s this smelly smoke coming from? ???: You. How are you still awake? Princess Cookie: EEEK! Don’t sneak up on me li- *urmph* Lilac Cookie: Silence. You will awaken everyone from their sweet slumbers.

Lilac Cookie: How strange. My sleep powder is effective on every Cookie. Except you. Are you not a Cookie? Princess Cookie: What are you talking about?! Of course I’m a Cookie: PRINCESS COOKIE! Did you cause this? Put everyone to sleep? Are you rescuing the villagers? What’s going on? Who are you? Lilac Cookie: *Sigh* Another headache to deal with… I must remember to concoct a more potent batch next time. Princess Cookie: Hey! Are you listening to me at all? Answer me! Or at least… oh! Are you trying to steal back something from that I’m-Stinky Captain? Lilac Cookie: I do not owe you a response. Princess Cookie: Hey! YOU! STOP! Will you just leave a fragile, delicate princess like me trapped in this cage?! Princess Cookie: If you don’t let me out… I’ll... I’ll… I’ll scream!

Lilac Cookie: Sweltering sands take me… What a shrill voice… Very well. Princess Cookie: Good! Let me wake up Knight Cookie real quick. Lilac Cookie: No, leave the clunky one. Just you. I assisted you. Now you… will assist me.

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