luffy being so insanely obsessed with sanji he was prepared to drag sanji out of the baratie and zoro being befuddled at this blondie who can crush cement with his legs alone he started picking fights with him just to get a reaction

not to be insane but the unwanted siren qualities sanji has *smokes a cigarette*

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having a normal one watching Bdubs lim life tonight and thinking about how when Bdubs betrayed Tango in last life, Skizz told Tango that for the sake of team best he had to go and forgive him.

But when Bdubs boogey kills Skizz in lim life before team ties is even really formed, Skizz is allowed to have it out for Bdubs for almost the entire first half of the season, even when the clockers ally with them and it would've been easier to let sleeping dogs lie.

Tango, the perpetually extraneous and undervalued member of his alliances...the too often shoved aside and betrayed...being told it was his duty to the team to forgive bdubs and move on....

But no one—especially not Tango—tried to tell Skizz to let it go.

I really love the headcanon that, to tfa warbuilds, challenging an authority figure can also be seen as flirting.

I especially love to imagine Optimus' crew having to temporarily team up with Megatron to take down a threat, and as the leaders continue to butt heads over tactics/protocol, all the 'Bots are like "omg so scary poor Optimus 😣" while the 'Cons are like "omg get a room already 🙄"

uh hey EP Y/N...what ya got there?

for the violence ask game: 8 common fandom opinion everyone is wrong about. for milgram. i know exactly what you're going to say i just want to see you go off again

Hiii bestie. You do know what I'm about to talk about. Yippee

Disclaimer that this whole essay is like. For fun and how I say things is ramped up to be funny. I don't mind if you disagree w me cuz like that's the nature of things! We disagree but we can get along.

Anyways short answer for people who don't wanna see the essay: organ harvesting theory. This is about shidou.

Idk how prevalent it is rn since not many people even talk about shidou but it was prevalent enough in June when I got into milgram that I believed it for a bit anyways the rest in under the cut cuz I'm insane sorrg

SO the main reason I think the theory is WRONG (hyperbole‼️) is because I just think it's unrealistic. Man works in a hospital in Japan. How would he pull it off. Scuff an operation bad enough to cause braindeath/death and I'm p sure they suspend your medical licence, if he participated in an organ harvesting operation pre-family-accident his case would then be black and white cuz he was doing it in complete sound mind with no regard for human life. Also it wouldn't justify the extreme reaction he's had to realizing, specifically, "what I've been robbing people of" (t1 voice trailer), and he wouldn't have as heavy a focus on the relatives' feelings and reactions. At least story writing wise it'd make less sense since it doesn't allude to anything if that's the end goal? Imo at least. Idk maybe this is because I really like tragedies in media. Also because it'd be a really disproportionately severe crime compared to every other direct murderer???? Like. We have strangled someone, stabbed someone, bludgeoning, bludgeoning, kicked someone to death. Organ harvesting looks cartoony in this context. It's also not a very prevelant issue in Japan iirc.

Also to prove my point further. If we use this theories the murders would be

Strangling, abortion??????, cyber bullying, stabbing, organ harvesting, toxic r/s, telling the truth (lmao), bludgeoning, bludgeoning, bludgeoning (minus weapon). Organ harvesting is goofy cuz it seems so.... Extreme,,,,,,,

ALSSOOOOO funny point. If he's not directly involved in his murder (as in, unintentional and indirect) that makes 5 direct and 5 indirect. Silly.

Also also his murder seems somewhat tied to how he feels about his job itself ("I wanted to contribute to society (about his career choice)/I had thought my work was a contribution to society", use of past tense) and to me it reads like hes disillusioned w his job esp since his reason for getting a highly sought after, high paying and high social ranking job is "I wanted to contribute to society". Doctors with that empathy can be affected by the death around them more severely and I think that's a fun topic to look at

I count this under "common fandom opinion" cuz it was common enough around June (whenyours truesly got into milgram) that I believed it. I mean I introduced shidou to my friend (hello clown) as "maybe Dr malpractice. Organ harvesting dude" and said friend (hello again clown) is also the one who's heard me bash the organ harvesting theory like 6 times at least now so. Yippee.

Take none of this seriously I just got off a plane and am so very eepy. If you like the organ harvesting theory good for you!!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥 you do you bestie !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally do not think less of anyone who believes that theory I just personally dont lmao

i offer you a tiny aaravi sketch from my fanfic notebook (because my girlfriend liked it)

(okay kind of spamming at this point for which I'm very sorry. But thing I noticed while scrolling that hurt me. Looks like he's looking down at them...)

AGH????? MY INTENTION WITH DRAWING HIM LOOKING DOWN WAS SORT OF THAT YEAH but i had no idea it literally looks like hes looking right at them when youre scrolling????? AGONY.

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so many of you talk about the cruel adults in your childhood that negatively effected you and caused lifelong insecurity yet you're still perfectly fine with being that mean stranger to any kid that has the misfortune of existing around you and thats just really gross !!!

opinions on bird robots, lads.

Thinking back, Fox found that actually, he could remember with certainty the very last time he had cried.

It was at the beginning of his seventh cycle, arguably far too old to be crying but only if the one arguing was Commander Wolffe, who had cried a lot as a cadet and had dedicated his angry adolescence, as short as that was, to overcompensating for his previous sensitivities.

It was sad, in a way, how viciously he had crushed that easy connection to his tears - but he had turned into such an unlikeable bastard afterwards that usually, Fox could barely bring himself to give him more than that.

Perhaps he was being uncharitable because the very last time he had cried, looking over his new seventh cycle training modules and the conspicuous absence of every single one of his flight training selectives, it had been Wolffe - still Thirtysixes then, who had stumbled across him, folded into a self-pitying lump against the kit locker.

He had not been kind, even by his usual standard, and Fox - Tenten - had wiped the disappointed tears from his cheeks with the back of his hand, unfurled from his miserable ball and split his knuckles on ‘sixes teeth.

From that point until their graduation, their classroom rivalry had fermented into a grudge. When Tenten was sent to Coruscant, the first of his training class to receive permanent assignment, ‘sixes had first slapped his offered handshake away, rolled his eyes when Tenten stubbornly offered his hand again, and then made an honest attempt to crush his fingers.

And then Tenten had boarded the transport and hardly thought more about it beyond the ache in his hand.

Now, standing by the door among the security and surveillance panels where his body has frozen in mid-reach for the keypad, Fox stares at a casualty report, received to his datapad just minutes ago.

It’s clinical, familiar, a routine part of his day-to-day datawork, and it quantifies the complete annihilation of the 104th in impersonal units.

Fox twitches his outstretched fingers, the fracture in his pinkie long healed, and hopes that whatever Commander Wolffe had severed in his own chest all those years ago had stayed severed, if that would shield whatever was left of that tender hearted cadet he could just barely remember.

Then Fox keys in his door code, and acknowledges the report with a digital signature as he walks - there’s work to be done, and no time to waste being sentimental about it.

💎💎💎 for Morolai on Valerius? 👀😏

[Oh hell yeah]

The dragon queen looks up from where she'd been absentmindedly cleaning beneath a claw, wickedly sharp and black. Eyes the color of acid twinkle in amusement and her lips, painted dark, twist into a smile that could almost be deemed 'affectionate.'

"Oh, Valerius. Vali. You wish to know my opinions on dear Valerius? I assume gossip has spread about our previous trysts...", she grins devilishly. "Why else would you be asking about him and I?"

A low hum reverberates from somewhere deep in her chest. "He is a prime specimen, what more can I say? He is a gentleman and a predator in one. His education is pedigree as his lineage. His physique... his body...", she clicks her tongue. "And his vicious wit is one of the few to match my own, same as his hunger."

She chuckles.

"I suppose that's the reason we keep a... healthy... distance between us these days. I respect him immensely, for all that he has accomplished and all he is capable of, but we both know ours is a hunger for dominance that wouldn't stop short of each others. We are simply two flames that'd only consume one another rather than make one greater pyre. His current chosen wife suits him much better in that regard with her... more humble aspirations." She says this with clear contempt. "Though it is nice to see him no longer moping about the place like a sad pup left out in the rain. It was an embarrassment."

A few seconds pass as she thinks, then rolls her eyes.

"Speaking of capabilities. there is very little I despise more than wasted potential, and dear Vali is capable of so much more than he's found himself content with in the moment. It's a shame, truly, but at least it keeps him from becoming a concern in my own personal politics. I need not worry about what threat he poses to Vyrdraig, so long as he continues being so devoted to that goddess of his... and his bloodthirsty flower."

"And, well...", she taps a claw against her lips. "My own pet keeps a close enough eye on them when he goes to visit Drezen. I suppose I should thank them for agreeing to these little 'exchanges' he proposed. It really has brightened up Maegar's mood since we haven't had crisis after crisis to keep him entertained."

WOOOOOO EVERYONE HAPPY NOW

i also dont know why i get such overwhelming feelings of stupidity and guilt these days when im blorbo posting. especially if its about kip. it just comes to me every time nowadays and i dont know why