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thetasteofsunshineonyourtongue · 3 years

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I Had To Do It (words changed by me with inspiration from @arczeroes barret rant on discord from a few months ago)

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BARRET RACKET? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING BARRET RACKET GOD DAMN FOOL SQUID COLLECTING DIRT EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT LEADER OF TRASH LONDON BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN MAFIA GARBAGE MOTHERFUCKING BARRET RACKET

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BARRET RACKET I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP SQUIDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MUSTACHE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said barret rackets waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

If i have to deal with barret racket speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to relisten to the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

I dont even know why i hate him so much. He does math but i am just mad because i am angy

He better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he’s just some rich shithead whos a fan of hades and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a ring make him kill a man cuz if he didnt im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateBarretRacket episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned that he might have broken out of jail and i lost it

Where the fuck is barret racket if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

Crusty old man

Ill punch barret and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that is left is one final ring he kept on him at all times engraved with the words Now You Fucked Up in ancient draconic

Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

I hope theres a date given for when barret died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

Every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up rings

#rqg #rusty quill gaming #barret racket #listen i got a new microphone and i needed to test it out #what else was i supposed to do?#this is my pride and joy guys sdksdjsfdsj #rusty quill #I can't do a west country accent but imagine it's there

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