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triclopsrabbit · 3 months

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spider/carnage: slurpee-au

au starts out with peter as a senior undergrad (also being spider-man), cletus is older working at a butcher. he wasn't a serial killer yet until he got the carnage symbiote, which is still growing so it's not yet full-powered, just a little baby alien, he's been mostly murdering people regular serial killer style under the radar, managing to not yell out IM CLETUS KASADY while being carnage for once.

Peter and Cletus meet at a 7/11, they always go to the same one and get slurpees so they get to talking. Peter is somewhat smitten by this mysterious older guy, he's been traumatized by Gwen's death two years ago so he's hesitant about a relationship but he's trying to let it go. Peter has a fascination with crime/murder mystery stuff and is a writer as a hobby, cletus finds this totally cute. Peter asks cletus out and cletus agrees, planning on serial-killing him but figures, he might as well have some fun with him beforehand. ("I'm not gay but I'll try anything twice.")

They both totally fall for each other, they both like how the other is not high-maintience, and cletus never seems to mind when Peter is late or cancels on plans constantly. Peter's random schedule has Cletus quite intrigued, he knows his class schedule but the classes he even shows up for are seemingly completely random, and cletus wonders where he goes constantly. Peter says it's because he's chasing spider-man for photos, or whatever other excuse he has.

Red (the carnage symbiote) matures rapidly, and she LOVES peter, she's so excited to kill him in an act that will bind them all together forever- but, no need to rush it, every time Peter brushes his hand over theirs or kisses them they push their plans back a little further. Late at night when cletus is asleep and peter's still up working on schoolwork or writing, red will take over cletus's body to talk to peter about deep stuff, science, philosophy, existential stuff, while peter thinks he is talking to cletus still. Red also gets really handsy with him, noticing all the small differences in their bodies in a real tender way. Peter falls in love with the both of them without realizing it.

Of course the good times can't last forever- cletus notices peter with strange injuries lining up with the ones he JUST put on spider-man, (carnage's injuries heal much faster) not to mention how inexplicably ripped peter is. He figures out Peter is spider-man, and this makes the thrill of the hunt even greater for him.

Oh yeah and Venom is there too, venom is suspicious of cletus because he finally tracked down where his spawn went but no ones linked the murders to carnage/cletus yet, so he's just kind of hanging around, hating spider-man (eddie is still very much in his "blame spider-man for everything" stage)

Anyway, eventually the cats out of the bag, peter comes over to cletus's apartment to find him fucked up and bleeding in the bathtub after a fight with venom, with the symbiote swirling around him. Peter is shocked and horrified, at first thinking of his previous experience with symbiotes and thinks the symbiote is controlling him, but when they explain that he's not being controlled, and that they know he is spider-man, peter freaks out but cletus trys to rack up sympathy points because he's injured, he says he's broken and needs help, needs peter to help him. Then like, few days later peter gets word eddies in the hospital bc carnage went back to fuck him up after talking to peter even though he SAID he was trying to get better and all this shit and thats when peter gets righteously angry, they have a crazy breakup in-costume

After both beating the shit out of each other while screaming, carnage doesn't feel like killing peter any more.

They were together for about a year and a half before everything went to shit, and after that carnage skips town - killing has lost its fun for cletus, every time he thinks of something he said to peter, "Killing makes me feel alive," and peter responded "Don't I make you feel alive?"

Peter is super depressed, and a year passes, he doesn't go to grad school because he's so messed up. Waiting for the other shoe to drop is like torture. Cletus isn't faring much better, killing people doesn't bring him the same satisfaction and red is unhappy and misses peter as well. when he returns to new york, its to turn himself into ravencroft, though without revealing that he's carnage and that he has a symbiote. peter goes to visit him weekly, with slurpees. They talk, but cletus never tries to manipulate him or tell him that he turned himself in "for him."

Eventually cletus feels he's done enough for himself ("I got real good at mental health") and leaves Ravencroft and is prepared to leave town with Red and Peter catches him right before he leaves and they makeout after like two years of pining lol. cletus had gone to get a slurpee and peter is looking for him frantically after finding out he's missing.

whew okay, and thats pretty much the premise of the au :3 I think we retroactively changed some things later like adding in shriek but its been a long time and i've only reread so much

They get into many more shenanigans like peter almost dying and red having to bond with him to save him, peter clones, peter getting turned into man-spider and going into spider-heat which is definitely real and not made up LMAO etc

#spidercarnage

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omniishambles · 3 years

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Question about all your muses - who celebrates Christmas (either in a religious or a more "excuse to see loved ones, give/receive presents and stuff yourself full of good food" kind of way) and who doesn't? Why?

Drew: All about that big family Christmas with the MacFusty clan. They’re wizards so they don’t follow the religious aspects of Christmas but do celebrate as a way to get together and reflect on the year behind them. Friends are often invited too, so a MacFusty Christmas is a pretty big party! It’s more about good food, a drink and a dance for them.

Tobias: Again, this muse doesn’t celebrate Christmas as a religious festival but as a seasonal event for family and friends. He’s on call 24/7, however, so he has to work around the responsibilities of his job. Tobias loves any opportunity to spoil his nephews and nieces though so they get a lot of presents! He enjoys giving gifts and is just as generous with his family members and friends.

Camniel: As the Archangel sent to comfort Christ shortly before his Crucifixion, Camniel observes Christmas in the religious sense and as a sign of respect, but honestly he enjoys all the different ways that Christmas is celebrated, religious or not. He doesn’t have any family on Earth and very few friends, so he spends the majority of the time performing Mass and visiting those who might also be lonely on Christmas Day, some of his more vulnerable and elderly parishioners. He’s there to comfort them. He also donates presents to the kids who need it most.

Hannibal: While he joins in with general Christmas festivities, he does not observe it as a religious celebration. Despite having many acquaintances, Hannibal has very few friends. If anything, it’s a golden opportunity for a festive dinner party. Decorations are sparse in his home, however, stretching to a very fine wreath on the front door.

Villanelle: She has no family other than Konstantin, and he has his own family to celebrate with. Villanelle is likely to decorate just for the fun of it and an excuse to spend wild amounts of money, but she doesn’t have anyone to spend her time with. It’s just another day, but with more glitter and expensive santa ornaments.

Agent J: The MIB observe Christmas just as they observe other celebrations from all across the galaxy. In fact, there are 14 other ‘holidays’ that coincide with Earth Christmas, so there are screens all around the Arrival and Departure lounges flashing up messages in various alien languages. J keeps a custom Santa figurine on his desk, a quirky little joke gift to all agents from Z. He wears the traditional black suit of MIB with a matching Santa hat and shades.

Nicholas: As an agnostic, Nicholas only celebrates Christmas as an opportunity to see family and friends. Those were in quite short supply back in London, but in Sandford the entire police service go all out to decorate the station and their desks.

Dracula: The Count does not really celebrate Christmas himself, but he’ll join in with whatever festivities the humans are up to because he finds it fun and he likes to be around people. The religious aspect is boring to him, though he has some appreciation for the method of execution.

Viago: The excuse for pretty decorations is a good one, though Viago and his flatmates avoid crucifixes for obvious reasons. They like the trees and the lights and the delivery service provided to them by neighborhood carolers :)

Jonathan: Not a particularly God fearing man, Jonathan celebrates Christmas time as a party and a chance for a good time. Obviously he spends his time with Evie on the actual day, and continues to do so after she and Rick are married. His immediate family are the only ones who receive gifts, though. His friends are usually up for a drink instead!

Irene: Again, not a religious woman, but always one to appreciate the finer things in life, which means her celebrations are done in style. During her marriage, Christmas was a huge affair with many guests and gifts (and an excuse to get away from her husband after she realised how boring married life was).

Sherlock: He doesn’t particularly notice Christmas. He might allow himself to wear a Christmas jumper, but only if it’s a hideous one from Goodwill. The only people likely to receive a gift are Joan and perhaps his brother Mycroft, depending on the verse and state of their relationship!

Joan: Her family do observe Christmas in a non-religious way, but they’re more likely to exchange small gifts before the day itself rather than have a big get together. Joan was often busy at Christmas anyway during her time as a surgeon, so she missed quite a few family dinners. Now she’s content to get a little tree for the Brownstone and a small gift for Sherlock, usually a pair of vibrant socks to add to his collection.

Alice: Growing up in a Victorian household, Alice has obviously been raised to follow Christianity, but...she doesn’t particularly know if she believes it or not. She’s probably more of an agnostic, but she attends church and carol services with her Mother more for the social aspect and to make her Mother happy. Especially since Alice refuses to do so many other things expected of her! Family Christmas is important because her Father always used to love it so much, and Alice doesn’t really have any friends. She gets the chance to see her older sister, too.

Aziraphale: Much like Camniel, Aziraphale acknowledges Christmas out of respect for God and Christ and because he’s supposed to. But what he enjoys the most is the food. So much amazing food these humans create for this time of year!! And gifting is reserved especially for Crowley, wrapped very prettily with ribbon and everything.

Eddie: Now that he has a symbiote living inside him, Christmas has become particularly food orientated, but he does celebrate with friends and family.

Peter: Being away from Earth, it can be difficult for Peter to know exactly when Christmas is. However, he always tries to keep track of the date and have a little celebration in memory of his Mom and all the Christmas memories he has of her. He did this even as a kid, when Yondu took him away, secretly noting the date and collecting lights which he laid out in one of the vents. This was the place he crept to when he wanted to cry, not wanting to do so in front of the Ravagers who insisted that he toughen up.

Ego : He’s not from Earth so he has no reason to care about Christmas.

Cal: Family Christmas, non religious. He spends the day with Emily and sometimes, if her husband is too busy, with Gillian too.

Malcolm: Non religious. He’ll usually pop round to his sisters house for dinner and bring gifts for his niece. Christmas passes by mostly unnoticed, though, as he’s often too busy to pay attention to it. He’ll probably get Sam, his PA, a little something too on the down low.

Poirot: As a faithful Catholic, Poirot observes Christmas in the religious sense and will attend midnight mass. He likes to spend the quietness that the holiday provides with a chance to relax and indulge, usually with some very fine Belgian chocolates. However, he does enjoy an invite to a family Christmas dinner from time to time!

Ray: He was raised in a religious family, though he obviously fell away from this as he moved away and pursued a career in science. Christmas is more a chance to eat, drink and be merry, spent with his fellow ghostbusters and a few calls to his relatives!

Holtzmann: A similar story to Ray, except that her immediate family disowned her so there’s no connection between them even at Christmas time. She spends it with the other ghostbusters and eats a ridiculous amount of cheese.

Elise: Not a religious woman and usually alone, Elise doesn’t observe Christmas enthusiastically. Before her husband died there was a lot more cheer in the house, but now it’s relatively quiet. She’ll curl up with Warren on the sofa and watch old Christmas movies. It’s not much different to a normal day, really.

#Anonymous #is now a good time to say I mean z e r o offence to anybody who is religious but mun does not equal muse etc etc #long post tw #me: haha I don't have THAT many muses now #me writing this: oh fuck

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veddiesymbrock · 5 years

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Honestly just an excuse to write cam/embrassment symbrock smut: promt

Tony Stark after getting shown a trending YouTube video of Eddie and Venom roaming the streets without any regard of the public eye by Peter; brings the two in to discuss the situation. The problem is that Stark hired Eddie before knowing about the symbiote and is concerned that an alien parasite being among the public could cause troublein the near future. Eddie convinces him that Venom means no harm and that he's perfectly in control of the symbiote but Tony wants proof and decides to set up cameras and Microphones in both their apartment and on Eddie.

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"If anthing happens-" Tony holds up a miniature computer chip the size of a grain of rice and attaches it to the back of Eddie's neck "I'll know about it."

"So what, your just gonna microchip me like some kind of dog and make me walk out of here like nothing happened?" Eddie rubbed the back of his neck.

"It's not a microchip it's a Neuro Tracker Transmitter designed to record anything you say, keep track of any emotional or mental instability, and yes, it does let us track your location." Tony inhailed sharply "You know when I describe it like that it does sounds like a microchip." Tony sneered "hm, Well your a reporter so this shouldn't be anything new for you, just meet me again in a week with the footage and we'll see just how safe that parasite is, okay?" Eddie was just left there standing as Stark turned away towards the elevator and disappeared from sight.

"We should eat him."

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The next couple days are more or less normal until late one night when Eddie is watching some random show on Netflix with bored half lidded eyes hears Venom speaking through their bond in a deep lustfilul husky voice and Eddie is instantly turned on. Eddie wants nothing more then to have Venom slam him down and fuck him raw but with all the cameras and microphones he's embrassed and has to endure Venom teasing him from inside of his head but luckily for Venom it's take long to break Eddie. You can only imagine the type of footage Tony recieved at the end of the week.

#venom #veddie #symbrock #eddie brock #I would tag tony and peter but I think it's better if I don't

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