the most fucked up thing abt rewatching elementary is realizing that sherlock is the only fictional man i truly consider my poor little meow meow. Like he’s brocken…and so fucking annoying….i need to store him in a pringles can

anyway. i've decided to make mary not-a-detective so she's a nurse in wayhaven hospital in charlotte's worldstate instead!! mostly bc i felt like i didn't want to have so many cops sjksjs.

she's now a cooler version of herself: her last name is holmes & she detests her first name rosemary, she's a soda & energy drink junkie, wears cool leather jackets and hosts a small lizard sanctuary in her house!! her relationship with morgan is very much a fwb situation at and both are content to keep it that way at first before oops mary finds out abt vampires and she call it quits for a while bc she's so damn mad abt it. :)) but, ofc, after some time apart mary is like damn my life is so frickin BORING without morgan in it and they eventually reconcile and she kinda unofficially joins ub but not really lmao.