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tlaquetzqui · 9 months

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So now we know why reading comprehension is piss poor: the education establishment refused to listen to linguists and neuroscientists about how learning to read an alphabet actually works.

#things that ain't so #salty amateur linguist

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cosmicwhoreo · 4 months

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Moon Pearl

hwat if BP finally reformed after years of grief and took her mum's place as the new embodiment of the Almighty Sea~?

But, be wise to not mistake this change of mind as passive. For she is as beautiful as she is volatile, sailors of all stripes being cautioned to offer tribute to the sea for the promise of a safe voyage.

#Black Pearl Cookie #I am so unnormal about her-#Moon Pearl Cookie #Idk I've seen other artists taking a crack at a reformed pearl design and wanted in on the action #This was one of the things I lost in the outage that I was proud of...#So naturally I wanted to restore that shit the fastest #Yes I interpret her and Sea Fairy's relationship as mother and daughter #no hate if you ship SeaPearl I guess but that ain't me chief #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #CRK

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starcurtain · 2 months

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Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--

Call that "Kavehless Behavior."

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham #shitposting like always #but it is actually HILARIOUS #the difference in Alhaitham's behavior when Kaveh is in town versus when he's not #Kaveh is literally the one thing standing between #Alhaitham being quiet and professional #or a completely unhinged anarchist #thinking of it this way #makes the fact that he IMMEDIATELY makes a big deal about going home on time #after fighting Siraj so fucking funny #“Shit I forgot my bf's home”#someone should keep a record #of how many fights Alhaitham starts when his man ain't around

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cbmagus49 · 7 months

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Hey so in the wake of all the Undertale anniversary hype do you guys remember last year when I posted that sunday sketch that was a big ol' Deltarune Ch2 tribute piece for its 1 year anniversary

And I said I was gonna finish it up digitally at some point

Well

It's Chapter 2's two year anniversary today ;)

TA-DAAA :D

Also since everybody's kinda all covered up and blocking each other I thought I'd post some unobstructed Fun Gang and Team Queen for ya' too ^^

#deltarune #deltarune ch 2 #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #ralsei #queen deltarune #noelle holiday #berdly #spamton #every other semi-notable cyber world darkner I ain't tagging them all #this might honestly be the coolest thing I've ever drawn #I am so ridiculously proud of this whole piece y'all #it all turned out so much better than I could've hoped ~^^~

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crow-n-tell · 9 months

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Okay Okay so I know I mentioned previously that single, bio-body that had their faces on either side of their head. I also had an au, about DCA working at a fast food place and y/n and then causing problems and running off.

I have mashed them together. They are demons who got kicked out of hell and reader found them rooting around in the garbage like chica - so she fed them once and now they keep coming back. Might as well give them a job, right?

#my art #dca comic #dca #the daycare attendant #demons #they are more jestery than usual #and moon is a bastard #also I saw a post a while ago of someone wanting a for fem reader #so i was like yeah alright fem curvy reader I want them to live their best life #also I know this is such a small detail #but I really wanted to point out that the hoodie around moon's waist is what sun's wearing - but it looks like an apron #i love stupid details like that #and I HAVE THOUGHT OF THE NAME DEMON AND DASH/DINE AND DEMON but eh #i ain't gonna worry about it this might just be an occassional doodle thing #not a whole ass au #... maybe

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potionpeddlerpatchy · 2 months

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Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.

Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.

Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.

Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.

#and I mean the man would go at it till your crying out his name #cause he doesn't give two fucks about what it means to his decorum or repuatation #he's gotta prove a point to his people that he's lucky to have you every single day and night!#and Izuku understands the power play going on here #knows shouto ain't dumb and purposefully left that door open and purposefully took you in your receiving chamber instead of your bedroom #where there would be more privacy #the only thing now is #does Izuku stay and watch? or does he scamper away and try and forget how your face looked contorted in pleasure?#all he knows is he won't be able to meet you eye for a long while #and all I know is that those rumors stop after that night for SURE #i'm being bold on the dash today #thought has been running rampant in my mind for HOURS #so here we are #🔮.the peddler mumbles #shouto todoroki #shouto x reader #bnha shouto #shouto smut

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thevillainsfangirl · 9 months

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There are some ships that you just know would be 100% canon if they were an M/F ship, and that's mainly what pisses people off the most in these situations.

It isn't just about the ship; it's also very much about the homophobia (whether the creators know it or not) that is preventing the ship from being canon when they otherwise would be.

#(@ Antis: DNI. KEEP MOVING! I know many might like this post but y'all ain't welcome here! 👋🏽)#I know this happens with F/F ships but I mostly see it with M/M ships and I think toxic/fragile masculinity has something to do with it.#Even from woman writers. It's these pre-conceived things we're fed about what men should be. 🙄#So I was going to say ''If they weren't both men'' but I decided to let this post be fully accessible.#(Also I feel like people would yell at me for that. 😟 Even though it's... just where I see this issue happening the most. 🤷🏽‍♀️)#stuilly #romancek #sterek #hartwin #harringrove #nygmobblepot #chadthan #subscorp #stucky #stony #blerena #dan x chuck #julie x helen #lgbtq media #lgbtq representation #homophobia #heteronomativity #I'm not *absolutely certain* about Hartwin since so many people have an issue with their age gap. (Even though Eggsy is A GROWN MAN. 🙄)#txt

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ladeldee · 3 months

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Crime Time baby!! or Jail time actually anyway, copium quick draws of the very real time they'll be spending in prison yes yes

Also I wanted to link their crimes together so bad cause it would be cute :] but I do not have the time for it so here's a rough sketch of the idea

#Qsmp #Pissa #qsmp shipping #These are so silly I shall tag no further #Except! The stutter thing. yeah I ain't just making that up I've been transcribing vods and the number of times it happens I tell you.

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seenthisepisode · 4 months

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now taylor should come out as a heller for maximum damage to both supernatural fandom and swifties

#taylor swift #misha collins #your handprint's on my soul #i love you ain't that the worst thing you've ever heard #all i know since 18 hours ago is green eyes and freckles and your smile in the back of my mind #this love is difficult but it's real #you kept me like a secret but i kept you like an oath #and so on

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deafening-radio-silence · 2 months

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I think that Dr. Christina "I was an excellent soldier" Raynor needs to deal with some personal things before she's anyone's therapist, because she strong-armed more of Bucky's autonomy away from him than Zemo did within the series.

#yeah man make amends for the shit that happened when you didn't even have control over your own thoughts #so she was giving him a way to “fix things” but that wasn't on him to do so #all she did was doubly reinforce what he already thinks - which is a justified but false and guilt-laden perception - about the situation #idk much about therapy but i don't think that they're sposed to do that. correct me if i'm wrong and then i'll go fight all therapists #bucky barnes #tfaws #alpine #my art #thank you for putting up with my drawings of a comic book character and his asshole cat lol #i had to put my dog down recently in a bad way and i can't rightfully get another house dog with my current work schedule #so i got a cat since they can handle being inside for the day and the shelter lady said she's super antisocial towards other cats #she's super antisocial towards me sometimes too but she sleeps on me at night and my house has never been cleaner #now that i have to vacuum cat fur and mind what i leave lying on the counter #i've never liked cats before but she's special i guess idk ain't everyone's cat special lol #anyway i'll stop using my tumblr blog as a blog now lol

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yelenabemylova · 1 month

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get those people AWAY from lando's chicken shop date that are coming for amelia's throat because they don't understand the concept of her interviews

#ain't no way they're attacking her for... doing her job #“it was just so awkward and she came on too strong”#YOU MEAN THE POINT OF THE WHOLE THING?#damn #leave her be #mclaren #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #lando norris #chicken shop date #amelia dimoldenberg

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tlaquetzqui · 2 years

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Apparently someone on She-Hulk said people have a “weird obsession” with female Marvel characters’ bodies? That’s funny, I didn’t realize Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth were both short for “Christina”.

Since Evans almost passed out from dehydration in the wood chopping scene in one of the Avengers movies, and almost got his arm dislocated in the helicopter scene in Winter Soldier, and Hemsworth has also had major issues with dehydration, and was told to his face that he’s just a piece of meat.

So…what did you have to go through, again?

It’s basically the real-life version of Jen’s hilariously oblivious rant to Bruce in the first episode.

#things that ain't so

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majimasleftasscheek · 21 days

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🌴 pt. 5 (final) just a buncha random scenes that came to mind 😌

up next the wedding 👀

writeouswriter · 1 year

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I love how ominous such basic names like "The Organization" or "The Institute" or "The Initiative" or "The Facility" or etc. are when placed in like a shady sci-fi context, like there's no reason for them to sound that suspicious, but without elaboration, it's like here is a place where they are doing things™ and I am like ooohh, because the blank state, the refusal to give you any more detail makes you think they're hiding something on purpose and leaves the darkest corner of the imagination left to fill in the rest.

#writing #writeblr #names #i want to give my shady research facilities in my stories actual names but some part of me is like #you'll never get the level of unease you get from just naming it the institute rather than the x institute or something #sci-fi #other genres i guess too but usually sci-fi #the barn in haven why is that the scariest sounding thing ever like?#you just know that thing ain't a barn #it is a barn physically outside but oh the creep factor that name gives i can't explain #the shop in firestarter? like f*ck it conjures up images of a workshop and saws building and tearing apart people for some reason #the initiative in buffy it's so nondescript and unassuming just like its soldiers living among the campus and the military power they hold #etc etc etc you know #mayhaps i am not creative enough to come up with better names also mayhaps

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ask-the-rag-dolly · 16 days

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i'm going to be honest what you all have been doing is harmful to her wellbeing and will have considerable impacts going forward and yes i am saying this right as it's too late to change it , you're welcome everybody

#[ ooc ]#i've actually written down stuff on what Does help ragdolly and this ain't it chief LMAO #as much as i like watching things crash and burn i know some of you want her to open up more so .#the biggest hint i can give you is that she's literally under considerable amount of stress right now #and is grasping for any tiny bits of control and safety even if it means Denial and Avoiding Stuff Again #to put it simply - she feels unsafe right now !! make her feel safer ! how ? well taking away her autonomy and forcing her to #face her trauma even when she's Really not in the correct mental state for it is Not Those -

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m-oshun · 2 years

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sapphire

#hotd #house of the dragon #helaemond #helmond #I don't watch it but the shippers swayed me #bro... it's got so many good tropes #better mute block or unfollow me now if it ain't your thing #or maybe not it could be out of my system #only time will tell!!!!!#fanart #UPDATE I WATCHED because worm brains #helaena x aemond #aemond x helaena

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