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byanyan · 10 days
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tonight's one of those nights where i'm thinking about fledgling verse again....... but this time i'm just laughing at the concept of byan being trapped with eternal babyface
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Heart, Mind and Soul
(A Jack x Rin x Roland drabble)
Word Count: 1770
Warnings: a coming out and mentions of polyamory
A/N: While celebrating the arrival of Emma's baby, Jack comes to a happy realization. This is 100% out of order from "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" and its impending sequel. 🤣
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“This baby is very..”
“Oh, he's lovely! You’re lovely! Jack, doesn't Emma look lovely?! I know you're very fuck the lot of ya inside. You need me to take some of that from you? Or him?”
“Blimey, Little Bird,” Jerry laughed.
“Sorry! Sorry. Bit of an emotional tornado going on from everyone. I get nervous and manic.”
“Squidgy,” Jack finally managed to finish his sentiment from before. Everyone stared at him, “Well he is! I've no proper contact with kids save Billy, but he’s a teenager. Wasn't exactly in a right way when he came round was I?”
“I've got loads of experience with them,” Roland piped up from his place against the wall. The others seemed to forget he was there. Except Rin.
Rin knew he was vibrating with the sound of gentle chaos that surely emanated from Emma, Jerry and the baby. “Plenty of kids in the traveller community I came from. We all chip in and help,” he spoke softly. His long arms outstretched towards the mother and her infant. “I’d like to hold him if Jack won't.”
Emma’s eyes darted from Rin to her brother. She wasn't full of panic (like Jack), or excitement (like Rin). It was more like confusion over Roland’s place in their life.
Rin felt that her.. well could she say sister-in-law? Sister? They were great friends. Either way, Emma liked Roland. She liked that he teased out the jealous, competitive side of Jack. That he made her brother human. Social. That Roland fit like a strange musical puzzle piece into Jack and Rin’s life together. Rin knew Emma just didn't have the words to ask what was going on.
Jack's body tensed. His nostrils flared as he puffed out his chest. “I'll hold him!” he protested. From his position behind the medium, Emma and Rin noticed a cheeky grin spread along Roland’s face.
“First of all relax,” Emma gently suggested. Jack tried, his shoulders sagged and curved downward. “You can either hold him one of two ways. Like this,” she demonstrated holding the newborn against her shoulder. Her one hand covered his back; the other cupped his head. “Or in your arms this way.” Now she situated the baby cradled in her arms. Not once did he stir or open his eyes.
“Either way you might as well learn both, love. So you can help Em and Jez,” Rin pointed out. “Get the hang of carrying him about, then feeding and changing nappies.”
“Uh, doesn't he need Emma for the feeding?” Jack's question was innocent enough. “And me? Billy’s fourteen. He’ll be round more than I will.”
“C’mon mate, just say you’re scared. I'll take him instead.” Roland stepped towards Emma and everyone else.
Emma made to hand the baby off to Roland, but Jack piped up. “No! He's my nephew! I'll hold him first!” The baby whinged in response, but still no crying.
“Alright, no need for a shout. So touchy. Ok just hold your arms like this,” Roland crossed his arms in front of his body and hugged his elbows. Jack mimicked him. “Now in the crook. That's where his head goes, alright?”
“Yes Daaaddd,” Jack rolled his eyes heavenward and stared up at Roland through the curls that hung over his forehead. He sneered with a lip curled, but it was only playful.
Emma could see the light behind her brother’s eyes as he and Roland looked at one another. She knew that look. The flirtatious, almost bashful one two people who were newly in love- or at least attracted to one another- gave. Other than the fleeting smirk, only Jack's eyes gave him away.
Roland, on the other hand, couldn't seem to hide the affection he held for the other man. His smile was wide and dimpled his cheeks. Yet Emma couldn't tell if it was Jack or Rin he was in love with.
Emma noticed the way Rin seemed blissfully unaware of what was going on between the two men while she curled herself into Jack’s side. Her chin resting against him as the baby was placed in his waiting arms. The way the empath felt about Jack was often spread out around to everyone nearby. An overwhelming sense of calm and warmth would blanket them. Often accompanied by a wild heartbeat and flushed cheeks.
But there's no way she could be unaware, Emma thought to herself. Rin literally absorbed emotions. Was she ignoring it then? Afraid to confront the situation lest she lose Jack or Roland who had been the woman’s oldest, and only, friend.
“That's it. Look at that,” Roland interrupted Emma’s contemplation. “You're a natural, love.”
Even Jerry knitted his brows in confusion. He shrugged as his wife stood beside him. They watched as Rin’s friend joined the couple on the sofa. He settled into Jack the way his girlfriend was. Was it just to get a better look at the baby, or was it more?
Jack, it seemed, was a natural. After the initial shock of actually holding an infant in his arms, his body relaxed immensely. He cradled the head in his hand and realized just how enormous it was in comparison. Or how good the baby smelled.
Jack didn't even know babies smelled good. Or took ragged little breaths in their sleep like a sigh. Or had the soft cheeks that he was now brushing ever so gently with the thumb of his free hand. Then over the bottom lip. His lips.
“I think he's got my mouth,” Jack said in utter fascination. The baby finally opened his eyes and attempted to focus up at the face in front of him. “Oh brilliant!” Jack marveled now. “He's got my eyes! Well, OUR eyes,” including Emma in the statement.
“Technically all babies have those color eyes until they're at least a few months old, then they'll change to a more permanent one.”
“Thank you for that soul crushing spot of information, Rolo.” Jack's eyes rolled again, but he jokingly jabbed him with an elbow. It was totally flirting.
Rin placed her hand on the newborn’s forehead. She closed her eyes and appeared to drift off for a little. “Babies are so emotionally quiet. They need just three things, and they either like you or they don't. You’re in luck, babes. He bloody well adores you.”
Jack felt a lump in his throat. He thought back to the day he and Martin, Emma’s ex and Jack's “lawyer”, were sat together before Jack was taken to hospital. How Martin had told the young man there wasn't much to like about him. Jack's response then was the same as it was right now. Except the tears that unexpectedly slid down his cheeks were happy ones.
“Cheers, mate.” Jack's crooked grin was full of hope. A tear fell on his nephew’s forehead which he quickly tried to wipe away, but Roland beat him to it. Their fingers brushed together; Jack bit his lip. His heart rate picked up.
“Givin’ him a bath already, and ye only just held him a first time, Uncle Jazz..” Roland paused to let that roll off his tongue.
Jack and Rin simultaneously scrunch their noses. Faces screwed up in obvious fake disgust as they stared at their third.
“Absolutely not!”
“Jazz sounds like every musician ever trying to fight each other for the spotlight. No bleeding way. Rather listen to your stupid theremin!”
“Jazz is improvise and-” Roland swallowed his bottom lip and took a breath as the other two just laughed. “Fine! How's Jax?”
“Loads better!” the others exclaimed together.
Rin snaked her hand across Jack's shoulders and lost her fingers in the hair on the back of Roland’s neck. Their attention back on the infant.
Emma’s face began to match her hair with redness. Only because she couldn't stand not knowing what was going on. She wasn't upset or even worried. No, she knew Rin was giving off tendrils of stillness. That Emma would be ok. That everything was ok. She squeezed Jerry’s hand and he whispered in her ear that the little bird was right.
“Alright, who next? Wren? Rolo?” Now Roland’s eyes rolled dramatically. “Maybe Auntie if she's ready?” Jack turned to her.
“Since I am INCREDIBLY turned on watching you hold this baby, hand him to Rol so I can see if it does the same?” She was flirting.
“I’d love to if ye don't mind?”
Jack relented. He handed the baby off to Roland who held him quite expertly in one arm. His other hand free to absently swipe a stray tear on Jack's cheek who leaned into the hand that lingered on his face.
The three of them forgetting where they were. Or weren't? Either way, Roland’s hand cradled the side of Jack's face the way he was the baby’s head. It took little encouragement, and the softest tug, for the men to bring their mouths together in a tender kiss. Jack's hand clinging to Roland’s shirt.
Rin covered Roland’s hand on her boyfriend’s cheek and ended the kiss. She turned his face towards hers, hand tangled up in the wildness of Jack's hair now. Their mouths meshed into one for a few moments before breaking apart. Their foreheads pressed together as they smiled at one another with a knowing glance.
Then Rin leaned around Jack so Roland could bend to kiss her too. Their lips lingered this time with a hint of tongue.
“Jack, is there something you.. You want to tell me? Us?”
“Yeah mate, safe space and all. Scout’s honor.”
Jack heaved a sigh. A contented one as the three people on the sofa all shared secret smiles with one another. The notion being passed amongst them silently. emphatically. That it was the right time to say it out loud.
“Seems I love men and women. And well, guess I've gone and fallen in love with one of each? They’re not making me choose because they are already in love. It’s been working for awhile now.”
“We just never said it out loud till right now,” Rin added.
“It sounds like fecking music to my ears,” Roland almost giggled.
“You don't hate me, do ya Em?” Jack was suddenly worried. Heart again in his throat.
Emma’s face relaxed. She didn't quite understand how it worked. A threesome that lasted into a relationship. What she did know was that Jack looked truly happy. He was as relaxed as the baby in Roland’s arms. How lucky that he was loved by two people instead of just one? That's all that mattered.
“I guess we say welcome to the family!”
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erensnubs · 3 years
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒀𝒐𝒖
Colt Grice x F! Reader Dystopian AU
Chapter 2
Word Count: 1.6k
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"[NAME]! AHHHH YOU'RE HERE!!" Hange screamed across the room. Your head was turning all around the bright, marble like room as you tried to find the familiar auburn head.
You whipped your head around after talking to Dr. Pyxis.
Dr. Pyxis smiled at you as he acknowledged Hange's presence and walked away. Hange was running, their hair flying with Moblit behind her muttering "sorry" and "excuse us" to the victims of their running.
They flung their arms over your shoulders and squeezed ever so tightly. Your breath hitched and reluctantly patted Hange's arms.
"My god! How have you been? You look stressed. Is Levi bothering you too much? You know you could just stay at HQ! You can live with me and it's cheaper!!" Hange muttered, burying your body into theirs.
You try to pry yourself from Hange's grasp, but they keep holding on.
"You know Levi never tells me anything right? I mean we've known each other for a while through us, I mean for God's sakes we dated! And then you're so busy writing up papers and meeting with people so it's just like I-"
Moblit grabs Hange's shoulders and pushes them away from you. He audibly sighed and buried his face with his hands.
You couldn't help but chuckle at the stark contrasts of their faces as they looked at each other.
"Hange I'm doing fine alright? And Levi's coming to the after party there's nothing wrong with him. By the way, you look ravishing," you said pretentiously with a little smirk.
Hange's face lit up, "Oh [Name], you are getting flirty. But yes thank you for the compliment."
Hange started sliding back and forth on the polished floor, posing in their velvet red suit, the coat tails swishing behind them. Their hair was down and curled at the ends, with the ends fringed with a brighter red from previous hair dyes. Hange's eyes and lips were tinted red, her overall theme and it looked messy, and rushed. Exactly the way you liked it.
Moblit smiled tiredly at you and you patted him on the back, "Moblit how are you besides sighing so much?"
"Oh fine, I just don't know how I'm going to survive this ball and the after party. I spent a good 5 hours of our evening last night, experimenting with some new tools for missions," he said nervously.
"Oh Moblit, don't stress yourself out so much. Your inventions and experiments are insightful and they truly contribute to the research. Take a break sometime," you say reassuringly, as you lecture him.
"That's exactly what I told him! I caught him doing experiments when I told him not to!" Hange said. "Lighten up for once Moblit!"
You nodded, "I agree. This ball isn't a job, it's a break for people who work their asses off like you to help save us."
"I guess…. But heyyy… aren't you and Erwin acting as dates when you're actually just pushing an agenda?" He inquired playfully.
You smirk at him, "The ball is my work time, the after party is when I loosen up."
Hange spoke up, "Speaking of which, CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME ALCOHOL FOR ALL 3 OF US. 2 FOR ME AND 2 FOR THEM!"
You grabbed Hange by the shoulder and laughed into it, "I swear Hange you are so scary to be in public with."
They looked at you with a questioning gaze, "Well how the hell am I supposed to get wine when all the waiters and people are over there where all the rich people are? They'll come to me, not the other way around."
A dark-haired boy with green-blue eyes trudged over to Hange. Eren Yeager. Stupid little shit, you had to teach him for a while when you were training soldiers but a passionate one. Beside him was Armin Artlet, the blonde boy who was arguably one of the smartest children you've ever met.
"Here you go. The other waiters just told us to bring these to you," Eren murmured.
"Hey speak up, Yeager," you tell him.
"He-"
You looked at him again, "I'm just playing kid come here and give me a hug,"
He looked at you surprisingly and passed the glasses of champagne to Moblit and Hange before tightening his arms around you.
Eren and particularly his classmates were the only teenagers you have ever liked in your life. They were smart, determined, and knew how to goof off, and have fun. You developed a sort of parenting attitude towards them, as you watched them rise in the ranks.
Armin hesitantly wrapped your arms around you, but you pulled him closer and kissed the tops of their foreheads.
"My god how the hell did you grow? You're up to my neck now Yeager and Artlert too! What are they feeding you", you say sipping your champagne flute.
"The same thing they've been serving since we went to training camp," Eren said, snickering.
You raised your eyebrows at them, "So how's life going for you? Don't you have your special Survey Corps dance thing coming up soon? You guys excited for that?"
"Not me," Armin said reluctantly. "I don't have a date."
Eren started laughing at him, "Pffft… lame."
Armin threw a dirty look at him, "Oh shut the fuck up, you don't either."
You cross your arms and look at both of them, "The government parties aren’t all about relationships you know. It's about hanging out with your friends as well. If you really feel bad about it just go in a group together."
Armin spoke up, his mood lightening immediately, "Did you go in a group? Are you all still friends?"
You waved your hand nonchalantly, "My 1st time I didn't go, I snuck over to the underground area in the city I lived in and watched street racing with some friends. Got in trouble of course, but I got lots of money from bets. The next 2 times I did go with friends but the last time I went with-"
"Oh, we shouldn't have brought that up Dr. [Name]," Eren said apologetically.
"Oh no no no, don't feel bad I can't just keep my fiance's memory buried." You gulped at the choice of words but went on.
"He would have loved to share these stories with you. But for now, you should be hanging out with your other friends not with an old person like me. And try drinking a little," you smiled with a hint of sadness that was quickly upturned while you flashed your teeth.
Eren interjected, "You're not THAT old Dr."
"Sweetheart I am old all right. Now go I think Mikasa is waiting for you," you shoo them along with your hands and usher them back to the middle. The two boys quickly walked away back to their friends. You sighed and looked around you and realized Moblit and Hange were out of sight and Erwin was nowhere to be seen.
"[Name]."
"Oh my god, Erwin! You can't just sneak up on me like that!" You say as the blonde was literally looming over from behind you.
"Sorry but I was wondering how the papers are going. I was chatting with Mr. Zachary over there and he said he would love to sign our papers," Erwin tilted his head to the old man with the white beard and glasses.
"Doesn't he monitor the 3 parts of the government?" You asked Erwin.
He nodded, "Having him on our side would help us out a lot. Any progress for you?"
"Dr. Pyxis said he would sign. I just have to convince Nick and Nile," you rolled your eyes.
Nick believed that all the funding should go to the military police, to help protect the citizens. You have argued and counterattacked that one day there might be no people to protect, no military police to defend because the funding was put all into one place.
"AT LEAST PART OF THE FUNDING SHOULD BE PUT FOR OUR MISSIONS!" You yell at Nile.
Nile rolled his eyes, "Sorry to say this but the public might not agree. They don't care about your little missions."
"Well the PUBLIC Nile, is full of cowards who want to be protected by another set of cowards because the goddamn government doesn't know that the best place to put their money is in the Scout Regiment. They're the ones that's actually doing something," you say.
You stepped forward, "The public doesn't have an MD. The public has not spent a good chunk of their lives researching this. The public is not head of the government's esteemed research section. The public doesn't have knowledge that I do.
"Really cowards? What are you some self-righteous wannabe?"
"Oh shut the fuck up, Nile. All of you in this room are fucking cowards. People's lives have been lost just because we didn't have enough supplies and food for a group of 100 soldiers," you say and left the room.
That was 2 weeks ago and Hange and Erwin were present, and that's when you 3 decided to convince everybody to sign these papers.
Erwin nodded,"You can take a break for now, Nick and Nile are chatting up with some women."
You nodded at Erwin and parted ways. You grabbed a piece of dessert from the long dining table and leaned your back against the wall and drank more champagne. You lifted your head and tried to think of ways to convince them.
Nick was a religious man, and was one of the people who believed that the Warning was a sign from God. Maybe you could throw in a little religion, say that the money could help find out of it is really God. For Nile, just threaten the man. He was a coward at heart so that would be easy. But what if he backed out on the papers? Didn't actually mean it? What would you do then?
You hummed to yourself the possibilities, not even noticing the man standing in front of you.
"Uh, hey? You seem lost in thought."
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meyhew · 3 years
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okay tell me if i'm way off because i really don't know much about all the contract stuff the boys have. but as someone who's worked in event management (uni level that's all), i know that at the end of the day it's all about making money. i also know that most of this fandom believes in larry. i've legit been around for 10 years and i've seen so many people in it. Like i'll even go as far as saying 80% of the fandom believes in larry.
now so we also know that the management is just out there to make money. any means possible. they'll bring in ridiculous storylines even. but when i, a measly fan, can know that most of the fanbase believes in larry, wouldn't the big heads also know it, right? so what i was thinking was (and i know it's absolutely awful but it's just how it works) if all the management wants was money, then they should simply let larry be out because that would make them SO much more money than they already do? it's bloody 2021 and i can guarantee you they can make tenfold of the money they're making now.
so i guess what doesn't make sense to me is that if they're still stuck in like 2011 or what? where they still believe that their fanbase consists of straight teenagers??? and like even i know that 1D's fanbase consists of so many LGBTQ fans who literally think of their concerts as safe spaces. so i'm just sat here thinking how much of an impact they could've made if they'd let H and L be their true selves while simultaneously being greedy fucks and make as much money as they want.
right ok so. you’re right. it’s 2021 and rainbow capitalism is very much a thing that thrives if done correctly. harry & louis dont even have to come out. im 100% certain that if they even started publicly interacting as just friends again, their engagement would skyrocket. people that have distanced themselves from larry bc of nonsense would come back if things were normal. im with you there. 
but let’s say harry & louis do come out (together or on their own). they’d have to end and explain babygate, and that’s just one of many things that would require an explanation. if they come out and say they’ve been together this whole time, why did louis pretend to have a kid for years? why did they both stay silent for years? why did they allow their fans to be ostracized in their own space by other fans and by higher ups? management, in the case of 1d, was modest! but management (modest!)  ≠ label (sony). jeff is harry’s current manager and he isn’t sony. we have no idea how those executives think. 
suppose harry & louis come out and they end babygate and say it was never louis’ kid. so did he just now find out or had he always known? if they say he just found it isn’t his kid, then that tarnishes his and harry’s relationship. if they say he’d always known it wasn’t his kid and it was all a setup, then that tarnishes sony even more. they already have a shoddy reputation. bad press is still press and all that, sure, but i think it’s more complicated than just... making money. none of us know for sure what’s happening behind the scenes ever and what their plans and intentions are. 1d’s target audience is primarily in their late teens and 20s, largely queer, but we’re still treated like we’re 15 year old straight teenagers who swoon every time we see a picture of harry styles. i know the boys realize that’s not the true, i know they’ve known this for a long time because they know their fans grew up with them, but the label and the marketing teams still treat fans like kids. idk if any of that is what u were looking for (im still having breakfast and am barely coherent) but hope it makes somewhat sense 
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